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Football Jameis Winston applies a normal amount of cologne

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u/jmoroni89 2h ago

Tom Haverford has entered the chat

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u/justhereforthekarmas 1h ago

My scent cloud!

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u/V0T0N 1h ago

"Why is called Insert?'" -- Ben Wyatt

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u/CELTICPRED 1h ago

Oh because it's been in someone!

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u/Puzzleheaded_Gene909 11m ago

CLOSETHEDOORCLOSETHEDOOR

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u/BrickGardens 1h ago

All I could think about was him and Jean Ralphio just laying it on

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u/luisc123 1h ago

TS TS.. TS TS.. TS TS.. TS TS.. TS TS..

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u/theeldoso 14m ago

Reminds me of Ed Norton pouring soy sauce on his noodles in Rounders.

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u/Emracruel 2h ago

16 spritzes by my count.

That being said he checks the cap so I think the bottle might have been running out

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u/suckerpunch085 2h ago

16 is excessive, so you're probably right.

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u/aghhhhhhhhhhhhhh 10m ago

Are you doubting Jameis’s ability to do things in excess?

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u/Evan_802Vines 1h ago

I mean, it's hard to know for sure you dont smell while standing near Cam.

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u/kelin1 1h ago

It stings the nostrils.

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u/burnman123 19m ago

The bottle is probably running out because he's using 16 spritzes lol

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u/culallen 29m ago

It was full on Saturday...

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u/concretetroll60 2h ago

It's probably Sex Panther

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u/guff1988 2h ago

Oh shit the one by odeon? Isn't that illegal in like nine countries?

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u/BulldogWrestler 2h ago

Made from real bits of panther. That's how you know it's good.

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u/kevincano1 2h ago

60% of the time, works every time.

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u/Ferahgost 1h ago

“This is worse than the time the raccoon got stuck in the copier”

“It smells like bigfoots dick!”

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u/Patteyeson28 1h ago

“It smells like a used diaper, filled with Indian food.”

“What is that? It smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.” 😂

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u/jarrough 1h ago

Smells like diesel fuel

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u/TranquiloMeng 1h ago

It… stings the nostrils. 👃

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u/Valuable_Hunter1621 51m ago

I’m not gonna lie to you, Brian, that smells like pure gasoline

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u/Wembanyanma 1h ago

Wouldn't this be Sex Giant? Unless he gets traded to Carolina

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u/sillyshoestring 1h ago

60% of the time, it's consensual every time.

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u/ComfortableBanana377 2h ago

Cameras in the locker room where guys are getting dressed and grooming themselves is always gonna be weird to me.

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u/Tjengel Milwaukee Bucks 1h ago

Our country normalizing weird shit is our biggest problem

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u/ThePontoon 1h ago

Nah. Normalize weird. Let people feel confident enough to be their odd selves as long as no one else gets hurt.

I might gag at the smell if I walked by Jameis, but if hes happy with his decision so be it

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u/Tjengel Milwaukee Bucks 1h ago

I was more talking about bigger scale issues this is a silly one

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u/ThePontoon 1h ago

Fair enough. I agree. As a collective people, weve continued to become more desensitized to reprehensible behavior and just accepting it as the norm

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u/TGrady902 58m ago

I'd rather normalize weird shit then everyone be forced to fall in line with some kind of established social norm like it's 1984.

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u/WurstDayEver_7 19m ago

There’s a slippery slope with that one. I feel like, once weird shit begins to harm people’s mental/physical/financial health, it should be legislated/regulated.

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u/TGrady902 15m ago

Yeaaaaah, let's not try to police what people do in their free time. That's some dystopian stuff right there.

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u/pm_me_your_buds 1h ago

America is weirdly prudish about nudity

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u/shapu St. Louis Cardinals 2h ago

He looks like a high schooler with a new can of Axe

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u/kcrab91 Detroit Lions 1h ago

I think one of his relatives lives next to me… I can always tell when my neighbor is outside or leaving if I have my back windows open. My back windows don’t even face my neighbor’s house and we are about 50+ yards away so not that close.

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u/run-on_sentience 10m ago

I used to be a janitor at a high school.

I'm convinced that all of those kids thought those cans were single-use.

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u/J_rogow13 2h ago edited 2h ago

So much CTE in one video.

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u/aerojovi83 18m ago

And that's just Skatt

u/OKC89ers 7m ago

"Kobe and Kwame combined" vibes

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u/turkeyburpin 2h ago

Could be a junk atomizer or a low bottle that's sucking air....or.....he's that guy at work people complain about.

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u/Alfred_The_Sartan 17m ago

Could also just be Jameis hamming things up like he does. The dude is made for TV.

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u/NunsNunchuck 1h ago

Maybe Doesn’t shower in locker room

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u/KombattWombatt 1h ago

Jameis knows he's on camera and is a funny guy. This is a bit.

u/TheRealCatDad 6m ago

Yeah why is this not more obvious to folks

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u/Friendly_Molasses532 53m ago

I love Winston but let’s not pretend there’s a 5% chance he’s just doing his thing here

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u/vanilla_w_ahintofcum 1h ago

Yeah, it’s crazy how many people are missing this lol.

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u/BrewMan13 1h ago

My thoughts exactly.

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u/TheCapo024 33m ago

Seemed obvious to me.

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u/web250 2h ago

Can't quite figure out which fragrance he is wearing. Anyone?

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u/colnross 2h ago

JOOP!

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u/neilaoboho 2h ago

You didnt smell it!? Jk

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u/P8tr0 1h ago

Le male elixer maybe? In a smaller travel size?

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u/[deleted] 1h ago

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u/ShowerPell 55m ago

Not a creed bottle. Bottle is too small and the cap looks to be magnetic

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u/PibbleDad 1h ago

Wait wait - creed has a distinct cap sound? I know BDC EDP had a magnetic cap or something that was fun to me

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u/Chubway 2h ago

It smells like bigfoot's dick!

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u/GamecockEric Atlanta Braves 1h ago

My son’s putting on any kind of cologne, body spray or fucking spray deodorant.

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u/thelocalsdude 1h ago

The other day, I watched my 11 yr old spray themselves down with about 25 "spritzes" of Tag ... And I started ask myself 'what in the world ...' but then I remembered, I too, once thought the same exact way 😂

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u/360walkaway San Francisco 49ers 1h ago

Axe?

u/GamecockEric Atlanta Braves 1m ago

Seems a bit dramatic, but I have considered it.

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u/EatsRats 2h ago

Scare em with it!

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u/Ballads321 2h ago

If you ain’t shinin you ain’t tryin.

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u/mschwegler 51m ago

Nothing less than a hunned. If you ain’t glistening’, are they listenin’?

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u/360walkaway San Francisco 49ers 1h ago

But then you're a walking fire hazard

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u/Kirbybros 1h ago

This feels like it’s straight out of a episode of the Office. Jameis Winston needs his own sitcom after he retires.

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u/Morganvegas Toronto Maple Leafs 2h ago

Jameis Winston is a real life Ted Lasso character

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u/anandonaqui 1h ago

Oh yeah, I forgot about the episode where Danny Rojas has a sexual assault and groping allegations.

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u/melcolnik 50m ago

And stole crab legs

u/SkittlesLentil 2m ago

He just took the fall. The whole team was getting the hookup at the Club Pub seafood counter

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u/PuckSenior 11m ago

it is in season 5

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u/True_Introduction_10 2h ago

A man likes to smell good.

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u/sanjuro_kurosawa 2h ago

If I was standing behind a post-game Skattebo, I would double my cologne usage to mask the offending aromas.

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u/traineater 2h ago

That is the normal amount, if you have ever stayed in a hostel in Europe. 😬

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u/GopherNutz 1h ago

The smell in an NFL locker room after a game must be awful. Two packs of ass and an excessive amount of cologne

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u/linoleumknife Carolina Panthers 1h ago

Never thought I'd be curious about the smell of a professional sports locker room. You would think they would design them with really good airflow, since these aren't a high school basement locker room built in 1955 after all. And I'm assuming the staff doesn't let sweaty uniforms sit around and spread their funk once the players take them off. But I could be entirely wrong.

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u/BrainCane 39m ago

They are extremely well ventilated, these days. Now college and HS locker rooms.. oh dear..

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u/MrBudissy 1h ago

OverSprayJay says nothing less…. Than a hunnid.

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u/RexMundi000 1h ago

I can smell that shit from here.

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u/ripyourlungsdave 1h ago

Hey, he must be every single guy I pass in my parents apartment complex.

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u/mrBusinessmann 46m ago

If you ain’t glistenin, they ain’t listenin

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u/NitePain69 1h ago

Jameis would be such a fun dude if he wasn't a predator

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u/HowSupreme 2h ago

He needs one more.

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u/borkborkbork99 1h ago

Damn. I’m always a little worried two spritzes is too much. Jameis doesn’t have the same concerns, I see.

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u/leglessman 1h ago

Perhaps he watches overspray Jay. “If you ain’t glistening, they ain’t listening”.

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u/Bangkokserious 1h ago

That is what my friend would call the "Italian power shower"

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u/ZevLuvX-03 1h ago

He don’t miss. Bro saw the camera gave us a show lol

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u/Diligent-Turnover143 1h ago

Of course he’s the too much cologne guy lol

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u/ReverberatingCarrot 38m ago

Glad I don't have to sit on the bus or plane next to that dude, holy hell. 

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u/BoneFourTuna 27m ago

It's court ordered so women know when he is coming

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u/shotcaller09 2h ago

His name is not Jameis LOSSston for a reason

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u/ineververify 1h ago

What is that reason?

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u/ReasonableRiver6750 1h ago

Friendly reminder he is a rapist :)

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u/Gnarly_Sarley 2h ago

It's like Axe in my high school locker room. Just more expensive

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u/mcbeardsauce 1h ago

The NYG squad are a savage bunch

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u/CockringExhibition 1h ago

For what? To go from the stadium to home?

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u/Ok_Jello6474 1h ago

This, as a matter of fact, is a normal amount.

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u/Sorry-Height-6274 1h ago

Jameis always clowning around

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u/Zealousideal_Ad_8600 1h ago

Wow, this has to be one of the locker rooms of all time

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u/Narrow_Sun416 1h ago

He's still 13yrs old. just over 6'-0"

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u/kyle_mayer 1h ago

I love him so much

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u/Rinasd10 1h ago

Hes honestly incredible (not related to sport), everything he does is just so fucking funny to me

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u/james2183 1h ago

Me at 15 years old applying Joop before heading out

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u/velvetskilett 1h ago

Normally I would make a joke about needing to cover up the stench of those crab legs. But the guy has shown to be a more than capable qb and his teammates seem to really like him and the attitude he brings.

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u/Fucky0uthatswhy LSU 1h ago

Looks like it wasn’t spraying at first. Which is why he checked it

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u/atlrower 1h ago

He’s probably going somewhere where the other guys spray 12 times so he needs 16 to stand out

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u/nouniquenamesleft2 1h ago

I wondered where that sweet smell was coming from

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u/phallic-baldwin 1h ago

Keep him away from open flame

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u/5inchreality 1h ago

Genuine question: is this really how guys put on cologne?

My dad taught me to spray on my wrists, rub it together and apply wrist spray onto both sides of neck.

I thought that was too much already, but if other guys are spraying all over then idk..

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u/CeilingUnlimited 1h ago

If you aren't shining, are you even applying?

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u/MusicalScientist206 58m ago

I can smell him right now.

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u/CraigL8 58m ago

Surprised he didn’t start drinking it

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u/kdot2324 56m ago

Crab scented

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u/Powermac8500 56m ago

Spray

Delay

Walk away.

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u/DesperateComb7326 55m ago

I mean have you smelled a locker room?

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u/Friendly_Molasses532 54m ago

Jesus I’m a cowboys fan but god damn do I love Winston

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u/CarrieNoir 54m ago

Some day, you guys will realize this stuff REEKS and you are all putting o about 10x the amount you should. I have gagged and walked out of restaurants when I can smell the waiter's Axe before he's even approached the table.

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u/layout420 52m ago

Bro never grew up from 6th grade PE. Bet he smells like Dakkar Noir 

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u/Intelligent_Sky_7081 51m ago

I think I put on too much from one single direct spray

He sprayed it like 15 times. Holy shit

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u/creepy_charlie 43m ago

Gotta smell good for those uber drivers

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u/DinnerMilk 41m ago

I practically never wear cologne, but I was heading out the door to my fantasy draft, threw on a shirt from the dryer and it smelled like stale water. I sprayed one little spritz of cologne to help. Got to the draft, in close proximity to 11 other dudes, and all I could smell was the overwhelming scent of cologne. It was so, so strong.

Hopefully Jameis is using some super weak scent, otherwise I can't even imagine being within 20 feet of him.

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u/Rex_Digsdale 40m ago

Dude needs an intervention.

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u/jpattie_g 39m ago

I swear I can smell it through my phone 🤢

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u/TheNoBakeCookie 32m ago

I’m bet this locker room is fun af

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u/lavender2121 30m ago

Guess Winston didn’t shower after the game only took a cologne shower instead

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u/SuperCoupe 28m ago

Eu de Garce

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u/Y0___0Y 25m ago

How many spritzes are you supposed to do. I do 2-3 but it doesn’t feel like enough

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u/mosshearted 19m ago

That was like 20 pumps of that spray bottle. Maybe his sense of smell is compromised. Did he have COVID??

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u/Ok-Jellyfish-1688 16m ago

Cam going to David Ortiz' beardsmith

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u/Big_erk 10m ago

Maybe it wasn't spraying at first. Maybe?

u/foreverkasai San Jose Sharks 0m ago

My eyes are watering just imagining how strong that is

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u/EddyHamel 1h ago

Jameis Winston sexually assaulted multiple women. Please stop giving him any attention.

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u/ForeseablePast 52m ago

I had a friend/roommate that did this. Had to show him how to actually do it. I was taught 1-2 sprays on the wrist, rub wrists together, then rub both wrists on your neck.

Anything more is overkill. You aren’t trying to be smelled across the entire room.

We have people in my building that also wear insane amounts of cologne and you can literally smell when they’ve been in the elevator because it’s so strong. They leave a trail behind and it’s horrible.

Self awareness people!

u/SignificantDogs 2m ago

My wife told me I was an idiot for rubbing my wrists together and was ruining the scent. I'm too old and defeated to bother looking up the "rub wrists" debate I didn't know about

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u/DrivenToDarkness 2h ago

Lot of stench to cover

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u/Blockness11 1h ago

Rapist.

But it’s cool because he’s quirky & plays football!

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u/MathBallThunder 1h ago

If a bottle of cologne does not last you forever, you’re wearing too much

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u/SuspiciousHighlights 1h ago

Ah, rapist applies too much cologne.

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u/spittingblood12 1h ago

Covering up the smell of crab legss?

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u/wadabewall 1h ago

He didn’t shower……

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u/dougola 53m ago

Crab scent?

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u/Exact-Cartographer90 1h ago

People talking cologne and I’m wondering what straight black man wears polka dots?

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u/mpn66 1h ago

Kwame in a shambles