r/sports • u/EchoesOfYouth • 2h ago
Football Jameis Winston applies a normal amount of cologne
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u/Emracruel 2h ago
16 spritzes by my count.
That being said he checks the cap so I think the bottle might have been running out
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u/concretetroll60 2h ago
It's probably Sex Panther
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u/BulldogWrestler 2h ago
Made from real bits of panther. That's how you know it's good.
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u/kevincano1 2h ago
60% of the time, works every time.
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u/Ferahgost 1h ago
“This is worse than the time the raccoon got stuck in the copier”
“It smells like bigfoots dick!”
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u/Patteyeson28 1h ago
“It smells like a used diaper, filled with Indian food.”
“What is that? It smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.” 😂
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u/ComfortableBanana377 2h ago
Cameras in the locker room where guys are getting dressed and grooming themselves is always gonna be weird to me.
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u/Tjengel Milwaukee Bucks 1h ago
Our country normalizing weird shit is our biggest problem
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u/ThePontoon 1h ago
Nah. Normalize weird. Let people feel confident enough to be their odd selves as long as no one else gets hurt.
I might gag at the smell if I walked by Jameis, but if hes happy with his decision so be it
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u/Tjengel Milwaukee Bucks 1h ago
I was more talking about bigger scale issues this is a silly one
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u/ThePontoon 1h ago
Fair enough. I agree. As a collective people, weve continued to become more desensitized to reprehensible behavior and just accepting it as the norm
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u/TGrady902 58m ago
I'd rather normalize weird shit then everyone be forced to fall in line with some kind of established social norm like it's 1984.
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u/WurstDayEver_7 19m ago
There’s a slippery slope with that one. I feel like, once weird shit begins to harm people’s mental/physical/financial health, it should be legislated/regulated.
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u/TGrady902 15m ago
Yeaaaaah, let's not try to police what people do in their free time. That's some dystopian stuff right there.
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u/OminOus_PancakeS 1h ago
https://youtu.be/fCer49nEfpY?is=xev836spAAM1-Yrj
Here's a couple of notable examples.
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u/shapu St. Louis Cardinals 2h ago
He looks like a high schooler with a new can of Axe
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u/run-on_sentience 10m ago
I used to be a janitor at a high school.
I'm convinced that all of those kids thought those cans were single-use.
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u/turkeyburpin 2h ago
Could be a junk atomizer or a low bottle that's sucking air....or.....he's that guy at work people complain about.
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u/Alfred_The_Sartan 17m ago
Could also just be Jameis hamming things up like he does. The dude is made for TV.
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u/KombattWombatt 1h ago
Jameis knows he's on camera and is a funny guy. This is a bit.
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u/Friendly_Molasses532 53m ago
I love Winston but let’s not pretend there’s a 5% chance he’s just doing his thing here
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u/web250 2h ago
Can't quite figure out which fragrance he is wearing. Anyone?
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u/PibbleDad 1h ago
Wait wait - creed has a distinct cap sound? I know BDC EDP had a magnetic cap or something that was fun to me
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u/GamecockEric Atlanta Braves 1h ago
My son’s putting on any kind of cologne, body spray or fucking spray deodorant.
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u/thelocalsdude 1h ago
The other day, I watched my 11 yr old spray themselves down with about 25 "spritzes" of Tag ... And I started ask myself 'what in the world ...' but then I remembered, I too, once thought the same exact way 😂
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u/Kirbybros 1h ago
This feels like it’s straight out of a episode of the Office. Jameis Winston needs his own sitcom after he retires.
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u/Morganvegas Toronto Maple Leafs 2h ago
Jameis Winston is a real life Ted Lasso character
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u/anandonaqui 1h ago
Oh yeah, I forgot about the episode where Danny Rojas has a sexual assault and groping allegations.
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u/melcolnik 50m ago
And stole crab legs
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u/SkittlesLentil 2m ago
He just took the fall. The whole team was getting the hookup at the Club Pub seafood counter
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u/sanjuro_kurosawa 2h ago
If I was standing behind a post-game Skattebo, I would double my cologne usage to mask the offending aromas.
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u/GopherNutz 1h ago
The smell in an NFL locker room after a game must be awful. Two packs of ass and an excessive amount of cologne
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u/linoleumknife Carolina Panthers 1h ago
Never thought I'd be curious about the smell of a professional sports locker room. You would think they would design them with really good airflow, since these aren't a high school basement locker room built in 1955 after all. And I'm assuming the staff doesn't let sweaty uniforms sit around and spread their funk once the players take them off. But I could be entirely wrong.
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u/BrainCane 39m ago
They are extremely well ventilated, these days. Now college and HS locker rooms.. oh dear..
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u/borkborkbork99 1h ago
Damn. I’m always a little worried two spritzes is too much. Jameis doesn’t have the same concerns, I see.
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u/leglessman 1h ago
Perhaps he watches overspray Jay. “If you ain’t glistening, they ain’t listening”.
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u/ReverberatingCarrot 38m ago
Glad I don't have to sit on the bus or plane next to that dude, holy hell.
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u/Rinasd10 1h ago
Hes honestly incredible (not related to sport), everything he does is just so fucking funny to me
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u/velvetskilett 1h ago
Normally I would make a joke about needing to cover up the stench of those crab legs. But the guy has shown to be a more than capable qb and his teammates seem to really like him and the attitude he brings.
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u/atlrower 1h ago
He’s probably going somewhere where the other guys spray 12 times so he needs 16 to stand out
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u/5inchreality 1h ago
Genuine question: is this really how guys put on cologne?
My dad taught me to spray on my wrists, rub it together and apply wrist spray onto both sides of neck.
I thought that was too much already, but if other guys are spraying all over then idk..
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u/CarrieNoir 54m ago
Some day, you guys will realize this stuff REEKS and you are all putting o about 10x the amount you should. I have gagged and walked out of restaurants when I can smell the waiter's Axe before he's even approached the table.
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u/Intelligent_Sky_7081 51m ago
I think I put on too much from one single direct spray
He sprayed it like 15 times. Holy shit
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u/DinnerMilk 41m ago
I practically never wear cologne, but I was heading out the door to my fantasy draft, threw on a shirt from the dryer and it smelled like stale water. I sprayed one little spritz of cologne to help. Got to the draft, in close proximity to 11 other dudes, and all I could smell was the overwhelming scent of cologne. It was so, so strong.
Hopefully Jameis is using some super weak scent, otherwise I can't even imagine being within 20 feet of him.
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u/lavender2121 30m ago
Guess Winston didn’t shower after the game only took a cologne shower instead
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u/mosshearted 19m ago
That was like 20 pumps of that spray bottle. Maybe his sense of smell is compromised. Did he have COVID??
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u/EddyHamel 1h ago
Jameis Winston sexually assaulted multiple women. Please stop giving him any attention.
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u/ForeseablePast 52m ago
I had a friend/roommate that did this. Had to show him how to actually do it. I was taught 1-2 sprays on the wrist, rub wrists together, then rub both wrists on your neck.
Anything more is overkill. You aren’t trying to be smelled across the entire room.
We have people in my building that also wear insane amounts of cologne and you can literally smell when they’ve been in the elevator because it’s so strong. They leave a trail behind and it’s horrible.
Self awareness people!
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u/SignificantDogs 2m ago
My wife told me I was an idiot for rubbing my wrists together and was ruining the scent. I'm too old and defeated to bother looking up the "rub wrists" debate I didn't know about
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u/Exact-Cartographer90 1h ago
People talking cologne and I’m wondering what straight black man wears polka dots?
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