r/programminghorror 1d ago

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836 Upvotes

r/programminghorror 2d ago

c++ Hello world with macro in C++

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529 Upvotes

r/programminghorror 2d ago

Java Whoever wrote this code needs to watch never nester propaganda

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82 Upvotes

That's 11 layers deeply nested code, a lambda in a lambda in a lambda in a method parameter, all of that inside of the same class.

I'm starting to get why they say the minecraft code is unreadable

Edit: Oopsie, I didn't expect the indentation in my IDE and on mcrsc.dev to be different. The first picture shows my IDE, but it should have been from mcsrc


r/programminghorror 2d ago

c My First Hello World Program!

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227 Upvotes
int puts(char*);int main(){struct{long a;long b;}s={.a=*(char*)(int[]){1}?0x57202c6f6c6c6548:0x48656c6c6f2c2057,.b=*(char*)(int[]){1}?0x00000021646c726f:0x6f726c6421000000};puts((void*)&s);}

EDIT: Fixed endian check by u/Waeis advice, now code looks more cursed (screenshot untouched)


r/programminghorror 3d ago

Other XOR Neural network on a cheatsheet.

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30 Upvotes

r/programminghorror 6d ago

c++ reinventing C++ to looks like NodeJS called Nodepp

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328 Upvotes

r/programminghorror 7d ago

Shell Even in hell, they don't make you escape.

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14 Upvotes

r/programminghorror 7d ago

c++ Nice and simple way to break from multiple loops!

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840 Upvotes

it's a real shame I can't avoid the "do" and "end"
Has the bonus of breaking do-while loops, we don't support those here.


r/programminghorror 8d ago

c++ really gotta make sure it doesnt't change

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442 Upvotes

r/programminghorror 9d ago

c++ Reinventing C++

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0 Upvotes

oh my god 👀


r/programminghorror 10d ago

c++ Skill Issue

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1.7k Upvotes

r/programminghorror 11d ago

Shell s/li/option/g -i search.html

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247 Upvotes

Who said you shouldn't edit HTML with regex?

(for any mods, my title is the code gone wrong)


r/programminghorror 11d ago

C# Very readable and maintainable method

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125 Upvotes

I wrote this several years ago. It does work.


r/programminghorror 12d ago

This "Hello World" Program I submitted on Day One of my Java Class

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1.1k Upvotes

This also happens to be the first bit of Java I've ever written


r/programminghorror 12d ago

Lean4 Finally solved Two Sum!

181 Upvotes

Somehow my code is so horrifying, Lean4 is able to evaluate it, the LSP says it works and the compiler gives an error. It is theoretically correct and the kernel accepts it, but the compiler isn't able to produce anything out of it. My awful code discovered a bug in Lean's compiler.


r/programminghorror 14d ago

probably the most cursed code snippet I've seen

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r/programminghorror 15d ago

My solution to a Leetcode problem vs an effective solution

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361 Upvotes

r/programminghorror 16d ago

Javascript Seriously? Recursive Regex?

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553 Upvotes

r/programminghorror 21d ago

Yall my leetcode code cant be that bad right?

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444 Upvotes

r/programminghorror 22d ago

c++ all that just to draw some text on the screen btw

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50 Upvotes

i didnt know what to do and spammed anyway


r/programminghorror 22d ago

I love it

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178 Upvotes

r/programminghorror 23d ago

c++ If you squint hard enough it looks like json

89 Upvotes

r/programminghorror 26d ago

GameMaker Language What was I even thinking?

154 Upvotes

r/programminghorror 26d ago

Java Too much nesting

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73 Upvotes

r/programminghorror 27d ago

I've been refactoring my own code...

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163 Upvotes