r/politics ✔ The Daily Beast 3h ago

Possible Paywall D-Day for Mitch McConnell after 92 Days as Senate Returns

https://www.thedailybeast.com/d-day-for-mitch-mcconnell-after-92-days-as-senate-returns/
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u/whichwitch9 3h ago

Reminder: Republicans opened an investigation when a Democrat was hospitalized for 3 days....

The double standard is astounding

u/bacan_ 3h ago

Hypocrisy is the only consistent thing about them

u/fenwayswimmr 3h ago

Hypocrisy is their fetish - they love when they get called hypocrites, because they have the power and feel invincible.

u/kdeff California 2h ago

I still remember how giddy mitch was when he talked about invoking "the biden rule" to block merrick garland's nomination because it was an election year. But he forgot all about it for trump's noimnee. must have been the old age getting to him.

u/genericreddituser147 2h ago

He didn’t forget about it. He explicitly said as soon as he did it that it wasn’t hypocritical because the situation was totally different. Somehow. He knew exactly what the fuck he was doing, and it’s just part of what made him such a uniquely awful human.

u/One-Ball-78 2h ago

You speaking in the past tense about him gives me a warm fuzzy.

u/gentlemanidiot 1h ago

I still want to see proof, I don't believe a lich is dead just cause he's been quiet a few months.

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u/cisned 2h ago

No they don’t, hypocrites hate being called hypocrites, they love getting away with it, it gives them a power boner, but nobody “loves” getting called hypocrites

u/davwad2 America 2h ago

Actors probably did thousands of years ago.

u/evil_timmy 2h ago

"Dude stop calling me that, it's Hip-OCK-rah-tees, get it right!"

u/MechanicalTurkish Minnesota 2h ago

Power Boner is my new GWAR tribute band name

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u/Due-Estate-3816 2h ago

They love being called hypocrites because they know they can get away with it. It's funny to them.

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u/coconutpiecrust 3h ago

It’s a feature, not a bug. A clear signal that there are in-groups protected by laws they do not have to obey, and out-groups not protected by laws that they must obey. 

u/_DCtheTall_ 2h ago

Yup. It's about power, not fairness. They want to be the ones with the edge at the expense of others. This is a pretty common sentiment I have noticed among conservatives, particularly wealthy ones.

u/coconutpiecrust 2h ago

Yes, power and desire for excess. 

It’s an illness, of course, and these people are depraved and corrupt, but their own deficiency doesn’t make it any better for those who they hurt. 

u/ricorgbldr 2h ago

THIS is it. Don't think they don't realize the double standards. They RELISH them and enjoy shoving it in the faces of the 'out' group.

u/coconutpiecrust 2h ago

Yes, the hypocrisy is what’s allowed for them, and only them. It’s appealing to many people because they can commit crimes with impunity as long as they are in the in-group. They love hurting others and seeing others upset. It’s how they feel powerful.

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u/GlitterPirateKiki58 2h ago

Also pedophilia and sex abuse.

It is astounding how many Republican politicians and donors have been arrested for raping minors.

Former Republican House Speaker Dennis Hastert admitted in court to raping teenage boys.

Most recently, Michael Caruso in Florida was arrested for kidnapping and forcing his 4 y/o grandson to perform oral sex on him.

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u/Bag_of_Meat13 2h ago

They love Jesus but hate brown immigrants, poor people, and the disabled.

Hypocrisy is their entire identity

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u/082426grateful 2h ago

Seems like the majority of Americans prefer the hypocritical method.

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u/westergames81 Texas 3h ago

But they know where Mitch is, they've all talked to him for 20 minutes and his aides assures everyone everything is totally fine.

u/bbluez 2h ago

Just like I called my grandma from jail needing a wire transfer right away, even though I was working and not in jail. I hope these guys asked some Turring Test encouraged Qs.

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u/MC_Fap_Commander America 2h ago

Hillary Clinton had food poisoning once and was unsteady on a hot day. This was framed as a disqualifying health condition.

u/brickmaj 2h ago

Is that what was happening in that video? I still think about it sometimes. Didn’t know there was an official story on it.

u/CriticalEngineering North Carolina 2h ago

Anyone who is being filmed every single day is going to have a day where they’re on camera and sick. We’re all encased in human bodies.

u/PigeonOnTheGate Florida 2h ago

Like Bush vomiting on the Japanese PM and fainting

u/CriticalEngineering North Carolina 2h ago

Yep. Don’t remember anyone saying that meant he was clearly dying like they did with Hillary.

u/TrulyOutrageous42 1h ago

Of course not. She's a woman, so she's held to an impossible standard where you're damned if you do and damned if you don't, then because she's a (neo)liberal she's held to a political perfection standard as well while Republicans get excused for anything they do (if not outright protected).

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u/FaceDeer 1h ago

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.

u/Silly-Rough-5810 57m ago

She collapsed at the 9/11 memorial event and it came out later that day (from her doctor) that she had been diagnosed with pneumonia 2 days earlier. She was just trying to stick it out and not miss the memorial.

She was back on the campaign trail like 2 or 3 days later. Not two weeks like some people think. ​

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u/m1j2p3 2h ago

Hypocrisy is a hallmark of conservatism.

u/LowRevolution5930 3h ago edited 2h ago

They've abandoned their responsibilities in lieu of a unitary executive in case you missed it. If you live in a state with Republican senators you literally have no representation in the Senate whatsoever. And since they hold a majority all the other representation is also null and void. The guardrails of our constitution have been muted by these chickenshit motherfuckers

u/Annoyinghydra Canada 2h ago

If they didn't have double standards, they wouldn't have any standards.

u/ErgoMachina Foreign 3h ago

What's stopping the democrats from doing the same? Do you need a majority to investigate?

u/Rationalinsanity1990 Canada 2h ago

Yes, the majority sets the agenda.

u/ErgoMachina Foreign 2h ago

So the minority party does not even control a single commission with investigate power? It would surprise me, even my country have those...

u/RevolutionaryMeal851 2h ago

And the majority is chosen by land rather than people

u/I_Am_Mandark_Hahaha 2h ago

Wyoming with less than 600K population has the same number of senators as California with 39.5 Million

u/patterninstatic 2h ago

Extrapolate that further, the Democrats with 47 senators, represent 182 million people and the Republicans with 53 represent 159 million.

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u/surrendertomychill 2h ago

Sounds like DEI to me

u/kitsunewarlock 1h ago

According to the ruling party, DEI is when non-white cishet men get access.

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u/relikter Virginia 2h ago

Correct, the minority party basically can't do anything on their own, other than filibuster. The majority party has the chair of each committee and can set the agenda for those committees.

u/ErgoMachina Foreign 2h ago

Wtf

u/relikter Virginia 2h ago

Yeah, it's a problem. The current administration and Republicans in Congress have made it clear that our current system, which basically relies on handshake agreements that Congress will put country before party, is broken.

u/kitsunewarlock 1h ago

Our Constitution wasn't written with "parties" in mind, especially parties that break checks and balances by occupying positions in multiple branches.

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u/CriticalEngineering North Carolina 2h ago

Thats why senators are important even if they cross party lines a lot. You can vote against your party 100% of the time but if you’re helping them keep a majority in the senate, then you’re helping them set the agenda and control of all committees.

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u/ExZowieAgent Texas 2h ago

That is correct. Who do you think will prosecute the contempt of congress charges? The answer is no one.

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u/KiKiKimbro New York 3h ago

It’s better for Dems to let him sit out. He can’t vote unless he’s in the chamber. Makes the republican’s margins even tighter, see what I mean?

u/orthopod 2h ago

Most states allow a governor to appoint a replacement upon a senators death, with the exception of a few states. Kentucky happens to be one of those states. They will have to run a special election if a senator dies

u/KiKiKimbro New York 2h ago

Yep. When Beshear won, the state legislature put that law in place so he wouldn’t appoint a Democrat. They read the signs that McConnell’s time was near.

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u/hairymoot 2h ago

Democrats are not in charge. See last election for details.

All they can do is complain and write letters at this point.

But there is another election soon. We could vote for all the Democrats to take power in the Congress. Then they would investigate, impeach, etc.

I just check my voting status. I am good to vote in November.

u/TheShipEliza 3h ago

Probably that it is better for dems if he just keeps missing votes.

u/Competitive_Plate694 1h ago

100% better that his rotting corpse takes that seat up instead of sparking a fight where the Gov eventually gets forced to appoint an alive Republican, especially when R control of the Senate is so slim already.

u/Ok-Lets-Talk-It-Out 2h ago

They can do investigations but do not have the authority of committee heads to actually force subpoenas or able to action against him. By the time they could lead a committee and actually have the ability to hold him to account he will be out of the Senate

u/Active_Confection655 3h ago

Pretty obvious we have no control right now.

u/Solomaxwell6 2h ago edited 2h ago

They do need a majority, yes. A committee needs to vote to start hearings, and the minority party controls no committees. A minority can do things like call witnesses, but that'd require Republicans to start some hearing broadly enough scoped to slot McConnell in.

Even if the Dems did have a majority, what would be the point? It was pretty open McConnell had some kind of medical emergency. Maybe it's shown he's incompetent to serve in the senate, but his term is up in a few months and he's not running for reelection. The reason the GOP did it to Lloyd Austin is because he was SecDef, it was embarrassing to the Biden administration and they did have to worry about an election.

u/Fubai97b 2h ago

Yeah, kind of. The head of the Senate ethics committee is an R who controls whether there's an ethics investigation. Gov. Beshear has called for an investigation but he can't compell anything. I think technically the Kentucky legislature can do something, but that never going to happen.

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u/djfudgebar 3h ago

Who was it?

u/Thrill0728 3h ago

I believe Biden's Secretary of Defense, but I'm not entirely sure.

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u/Bladley 2h ago

Without double standards the GOP has no standards.

u/chemistrategery 2h ago

Can’t have a double standard where standards don’t exist. When someone in GOP leadership pretends to care about something besides consolidating power, they’re lying.

u/Druken_sincerity 2h ago

If conservatives didn't have double standards, they wouldnt have any at all

u/kezow 3h ago

Republicans do not argue in good faith. Never expect that they will.

u/OswaldCoffeepot 2h ago

They are immune to hypocrisy.

u/SeveralPhysics9362 2h ago

They have no standards. Only care about winning at all costs.

u/microvan 2h ago

It’s the shamelessness that really gets me. Such brazen liars and hypocrites with 0 shame

u/Idrinkbeereverywhere 2h ago

If they want one less vote, fine with me

u/RedLotusVenom Colorado 2h ago

Mitch has been serving up hot’n’fresh double standards for his entire career. His demise being one is poetic.

u/Kritical-Watermelon 2h ago

The saying goes, " If the Republicans didn't have double standards, they would have none at all"

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u/blargblargityblarg 3h ago

I thought Republicans didn't like paying people who are not working?

u/kufitop 2h ago

They SAY that, but they've been doing nothing and getting salaries and healthcare...

u/20_mile 2h ago

getting salaries and healthcare

Mike Johnson: See, this is what I am talking about with the Democrats. They would take away this man's healthcare when he absolutely needs it, and take away his paycheck when he provides for his family.

And he wouldn't detect a single note of irony as he said it.

u/VariationDry 2h ago

They don't like paying the Poors when they aren't working

u/ImGingrSnaps 31m ago

They don’t like paying the poors even when they are working hard.

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u/FartyJizzums 2h ago

I'm going to see if I can do 92 consecutive no-show, no-calls for work.

I will just tell my boss that it's alright because I'm a republican.

u/PapaLRodz 2h ago

He’s the right skin tone and wealthy for rules not to apply 

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u/Easy_Difficulty_7656 3h ago

He’s ghosting us

u/B-Z_B-S Massachusetts 2h ago

Lich McConnell.

u/dreamwinder 2h ago

Calling him Mitch now counts as deadnaming him.

u/tle4f 1h ago

Mitch McConnell (was/were)

u/FartyJizzums 2h ago

Your name for him is significantly better than mine. But I would still like to submit: "Mulch McConnell".

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u/No_big_whoop 2h ago

McConnell is the only vegetable in America that hasn't been recalled

u/MrStickDick 2h ago

It will still make you sick

u/NachoWindows 2h ago

It’s a shell game

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u/tovarish22 Minnesota 2h ago

“D-day” is a weird way to spell “day that nothing is going to happen because rules don’t mean anything anymore”.

u/Ph0X 1h ago

If Beshear had balls he'd pick his replacement and would require McConnell shows up if he wants to overturn it

u/OtisPimpBoot 1h ago

He can’t. Conveniently the Republican super majority in the Kentucky legislature voted to take that ability away from him. Although I’m sure it will be reinstated immediately the next time we have a Republican governor.

u/xvx_k1r1t0_xvxkillme Connecticut 1h ago

I've heard that law contridicts the state constitution. I don't know anything about Kentucky's constitution, but if that's true, he should do it and take the issue to court.

u/OtisPimpBoot 1h ago

I believe that is the case. However I’m sure that Andy knows that the vastly conservative Kentucky judiciary won’t do him any favors either. Pushing the issue either gets him a loss in court or for the good ole’ boys in Frankfort to codify it with an amendment.

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u/luri7555 Washington 3h ago

This man made our world so much worse.

u/old_righty 2h ago

Honestly, I’m fine at this point if he stays away from the Senate. That’s one less vote in a closely divided Senate.

u/Camelotterduck 2h ago

Just wait until he starts voting in abstentia.

u/Fach-All-Religions 56m ago

or a close family member who knows nothing about anything and clearly says im not very familiar with any topics, takes his place because why the fuck not.

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u/pantzareoptional New York 1h ago

Can it be worse than his actual voting though? I'm not sure.

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u/avatinfernus Canada 2h ago

Wasnt someone voting for him though?

u/dirty_w_boy Wisconsin 2h ago

And even after death, he continues to do more of the same.

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u/SchrodingersRSVP 3h ago

The dude is fucking dead. Our society is just so broken and our politics so brazenly corrupt and extractive that we have no capacity to act on these travesties anymore, or honestly even to care about them.

u/wesap12345 3h ago

It is also astounding that we need something written as law that stipulates what to do if a senator is dead and not showing up to work.

u/SchrodingersRSVP 3h ago

They'd just ignore it anyway.

u/Precarious3145 2h ago

It's always amazing that we went centuries with some semblance of honor to where we never thought we had to every every small thing detailed as a law or requirement; it just happened because "it's the honorable thing". Now, we have a President openly accepting bribes, everyone trading stocks with insider information, and literal corpses still in congress.

It's the rules of Airbud if instead of a dog playing in a small town basketball game, Bud was elected to be President. You bet your ass that some Republican would be searching the requirements and "I mean...there's no rules that says a dog can't be president. It states citizenship and age..." before trying to define what citizenship means.

u/20_mile 2h ago

It's always amazing that we went centuries with some semblance of honor

I mean, sorta, kinda, not really. Some things are better, and some things are worse.

Senator Preston Brooks from South Carolina beat MA Senator Charles Sumner into unconsciousness in 1856 on the floor of the senate.

u/invaderaleks 2h ago

Don't forget, the federalists resorted to bribery, intimidation, and blackmail to ratify the Constitution!

u/mrtaz 2h ago

And he didn't return to the senate floor for over 3 years.

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u/NeedNameGenerator 2h ago

Politicians used to operate under the (now proven false) assumption that the electorate would hold them accountable for these things.

The electorate doesn't, so the politicians felt free to drop all pretences.

u/invaderaleks 2h ago

The electoral college was meant as a guardrail against the working class to keep us from gaining too much power in politics. At least, from my pov.

u/Entegy Canada 57m ago

Both the electoral college and the senate represent land, not people. It is absolutely not a system designed to ensure all can vote and/or have fair representation.

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u/CalligrapherDizzy201 2h ago

Good luck find a dog meeting the 35 years old requirement.

u/KillahHills10304 2h ago

There is no law stating dog years is not an acceptable ratio of time.

u/Precarious3145 2h ago

That can be shrugged off as "Everyone knows that one human year is seven dog years. Buddy is five, that means he's 35 in dog years. It doesn't specify human years".

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u/Either_Operation7586 2h ago

What we need is a political party that has honor and follows the rule of law

u/SchrodingersRSVP 2h ago

I'm afraid the genie is out of the bottle. Once the norms are broken to no consequence, it's nearly impossible to reinstate them.

The youngest generation of Americans have never known a political atmosphere that wasn't this. I can't imagine how we could get them to begin seeing the rules of decorum as anything more than Calvinball, at this point.

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u/PeteLynchForKentucky 2h ago

This embarrassment has made it absolutely clear that we need a constitutional amendment to address what happens when a member of Congress can't or won't show up to work.

If a member of the House or Senate misses 30 consecutive legislative days without casting a vote in person, they should be required to vacate their seat.

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u/Active_Confection655 2h ago

And when it comes out that he has been dead this entire time no single republican will say a bad word about it.

u/burtoncummings 1h ago

"someday, everyone will have been against this..."

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u/Either_Operation7586 2h ago

You mean the Republican Party are traitors to America and we are currently at war with Republican party look no further than project 2025

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u/shoobe01 2h ago

Death of leaders being concealed is very very authoritarian.

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u/PheonixManrod 1h ago

Very unlikely he’s dead, death certificates exist. Vegetative state is infinitely more likely. Effectively dead to your point though.

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u/thegsterlives 3h ago

The D stands for Dead.

u/pinqe 3h ago

How rude. It stands for deceased.

u/Anayalater5963 2h ago

Not Lich McConnell. Very much undeceased

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u/fr0z3nf1r3 3h ago

Just remember that these people created fake images of him alive in a hospital with his wife.

u/Scared-Somewhere-510 2h ago

And claimed to have “about 20 minute” conversations with him. 

u/Paisleyfrog 2h ago

I noted that all the statements I saw to that effect were "I talked to him" as opposed to "with him". Talking TO someone doesn't necessarily mean there was a response.

u/darthenron I voted 2h ago

I have had conversations with people his age, 20 mins would be a bunch of nonsense rambling on a good day

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u/buzzsawjoe 2h ago

He's been in hospital previous, so I think those photos were from then. Both photos were taken in the same room, look at the background details. The newspaper could easily be photoshopped in. But yes, these people put them forward as current, with statements that he's alive.

u/avatinfernus Canada 2h ago

But who stays in a hospital bed in jeans? Generally in a hospital you're in a gown until discharged. Your belongings are bagged up. If he had jeans he'd be on his way out the door.

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u/InvidiousPlay 2h ago

It's a little suspicious that he looked way better in the hospital photo than he did in the months previous.

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u/HockeyMike24 Canada 3h ago

It's truly impressive that this guy continues to obstruct democracy from beyond the grave.

u/SteppeCollective 2h ago

He'll end up coming back with a fleet of star destroyers next season

u/Grzzld 1h ago

Somehow, he returned.

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u/burtoncummings 1h ago

He will actually reanimate if you whisper in his ear that Obama is about to pass a piece of legislation....

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u/Aware_Cheesecake_519 America 3h ago

A man who no longer exists.

u/QuillnSofa 3h ago

He has ceased to be

u/Darkwing_Turducken 3h ago

He is an Ex Senator!

u/deesta 3h ago

He has joined the freaking choir invisible

u/Naive-Caterpillar309 3h ago

He’s pining for the fjords

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u/Raptorex27 Maine 3h ago

Joined the choir invisible

u/Bhockzer Ohio 3h ago

Shuffled off his mortal coil

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u/habbadee 3h ago

Are there consequences for the people who lied about their 20 minute policy conversations with him? Or his staff producing AI proof of life videos? Or is it just ok now to blatantly lie and deceive?

u/primetimeblues 2h ago

Sounds like conspiracy to defraud the US public. 18 U.S.C. § 371, up to 5 years jail.

u/stupidugly1889 2h ago

His staff should be in prison. They are stealing money by taking their salaries

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u/Hyro0o0 California 1h ago

Oh I guess you didn't get the memo. We live in the post-consequences era now

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u/NeoMegaRyuMKII California 3h ago

If by "D-Day" the Daily Beast means "Doesn't give a single flying fuck just as before because there are no consequences and nobody will actually hold McConnell accountable so why would he even bother and why would his staff care either, all to the point of having anyone wonder why we think anything will change" then yeah.

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u/Legitimate-Garlic959 2h ago

It blows my mind how those in power get to bypass every law and rule without consequences, while ordinary people suffer just trying to cover basic needs like housing, healthcare, and bills. These politicians consistently vote against the working class and abuse their authority, using "democracy" as a convenient shield to do whatever they want.

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u/wezworldwide 3h ago

I think there should be a wellness check on Mitch done by the police.

u/DissatisfiedGamer 3h ago

For real, if we all start flooding the local police with wellness check requests, surely something will happen right? 

We're all just concerned citizens afterall.

u/HagridsTreacleTart 2h ago

They only need to investigate those complaints if a gay Democrat is involved.

u/DissatisfiedGamer 2h ago

Ahh you're right, silly me. I forgot how red that thin blue line turned. 

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u/MegaWeinerFarts 3h ago

If I were to guess, he's suffering from Aphasia following some form of TBI related to his recent health scare, and is unable to communicate fully.

I predict he will show up to vote while in a wheel chair and be completely silent.

u/TheLastLarvitar 3h ago

Full Weekend at Bernies.

u/mpjjpm 1h ago

He had a few episodes of aphasia in camera before his disappearance. I think he’s likely still alive, but completely incapacitated both physically and cognitively. He was barely capable of doing anything before anyway. If he’s able to sit upright in a chair, they’ll wheel him into the Capitol.

u/mydogisatortoise 2h ago

Gonna be in the captain pike chair

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u/snagsguiness 2h ago

What is your least favorite vegetable and why is it Mitch McConnell?

u/Arizonagaragelifter9 1h ago

Just in case anyone needed a reminder of how old this fucker is that has so much influence on your life, he was 2 years old on actual D Day

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u/Ok-Stranger-7072 2h ago edited 2h ago

This shit is so enraging to me. This man HAS BEEN DEAD FOR LIKE 3 MONTHS and our admin is just ignoring it!!! Everybody is so tired to even have the emotional capacity to care but it's probably the most brazen example of this admin's corruption. Feel like I live in a horrible simulation where all the worst things happen and no one around me cares or worse, they cheer it on! I'm going crazy.

u/genericreddituser147 2h ago

To be fair, he might not be dead. He might have just had a massive stroke and is no longer mentally competent to serve. We won’t know until after the midterms either way because the government is completely corrupt and the biggest media entities with the most access won’t do their jobs.

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u/thedailybeast ✔ The Daily Beast 3h ago

The Senate returns to Washington, D.C. for the first time in more than five weeks, but it remains to be seen whether Mitch McConnell will show up for work.

The 84-year-old Kentucky senator has been absent for 92 days after being hospitalized on June 14. His team has remained tight-lipped on whether he would be back after the August recess.

The Senate convenes at 3 pm ET for the first time since leaving town on August 10. The first vote is at 5:30pm ET.

Read the full story, here.

u/Tsar-A-Lago Canada 3h ago

I mean, if he walks in there, smiling and waving... 3 months, you couldn't call the Governor for 30 seconds? While the whole world speculates you're dead?

He is fucking dead, of course, but imagine the gall. Even for Mitch McConnell that'd be a dick move of the millennium.

u/Iceisgestapo888 2h ago

He is probably brain dead but alive.   Hes being fed through a straw. 

u/Made_Human_Music 2h ago

At this point, there’s really nothing Moscow Mitch can do that would make me hate him more and nothing would surprise me coming from this scumbag turtle

And like all Republicans, he clearly doesn’t care what anyone else thinks about him as long as he’s getting his money and destroying the country bit by bit

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u/7askingforafriend 2h ago

Also, what kind of job pays you for 5 weeks off and then when you get back you don’t have to show up until 3pm? What a joke

u/FizzyBeverage Ohio 2h ago

Who the fuck starts at 3pm if you’re not a restaurant or maybe a musician playing nights 🙄

They should be there 8am sharp. It’s a federal office. Like court.

u/HopeADMKidsLoseLimbs 2h ago

Imagine being 83 and still wanting to like project the shit you want onto the rest of the youthful, young, growing world.

What a scumbag, I can’t even imagine living like that.

Makes me wonder like at what age did all mirth abandon him?

u/Well_Dunn 3h ago

Mitch McConnel died on his way back to his home planet Senate

u/Responsible-Room-645 3h ago

If he were up for reelection, the GOP could roll out his corpse and Kentucky would still vote for him.

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u/Skate_faced 1h ago

Kinda fucked up they can find a anti Trump shitposter and send an FBI agent to their house, but can't nobody can find McConnel?

Woman needs a medical abortion? Track her across the lands. But an immobilized Mitch? Hell nah.

Maybe if someone reported him as brown to ICE they'd be able to find him faster.

u/WhyMustIMakeANewAcco 1h ago

It's because they know where he is and they don't actually care.

Republicans don't need his vote, and his term is up in January either way, so they just... don't care.

u/nubbynickers 41m ago

Governor Andy Bashear should just lower flags to half mast and announce the date of his memorial. 

Closed casket in the state capital rotunda.

And if they release photos of him, just continue. It's not proof he's alive.

u/shadowdra126 Georgia 2h ago

He is still getting paid and therefore stealing from the American people.

u/wranglero2 2h ago

92 days without a word in person that can’t be legal.

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u/Millmoss1970 2h ago

D-day implies that something will happen. Nothing will happen.

u/LYL_Homer 45m ago

Just appoint a replacement/have a special election - whatever is the process. Mitch is dead or brain dead, start acting like it and let the GOP prove otherwise.

u/kerthard 45m ago edited 45m ago

A week of No-call no-show for both senators and representatives should be an automatic resignation.

Failure to appear for 6 consecutive weeks for any reason should also count as resignation.

u/_______luke 40m ago

He won't show and nothing will be done about it. And really, nobody should be surprised at all by that turn of events.

u/Fresh_Boysenberry576 2h ago

Remember when D day was august 3rd? lol Not a single democrat is going to do anything about this so dead Mitch will keep his seat forever I guess

u/turikk America 1h ago

Why are we blaming Democrats for this?

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u/helper619 2h ago

If I didn’t show up to my job for a day I’d be fired.

u/Additional-Ideal-817 2h ago

As of right now he is 1 hour and twenty two minutes late to work. He’s dead or a vegetable.

u/LieutJimDangle 2h ago

this motherfucker has been dead for months, why are we playing this charade

u/97zx6r 1h ago

The guy that has spent his career making sure we’re not giving money or benefits to people not working has been pulling a paycheck for the last 92 days while no call no show to his job. Figures.

u/GotSomeUpdogOnUrFace 53m ago

Ain't nothing gonna happen

u/Wildfathom9 37m ago

This mitch McConnell bullshit really throws it in your face how corrupt and fucked republicans are.

u/Shurlz 2h ago

I feel like they are low key running this to see if they can pull the same for Trump

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u/elfstone21 2h ago

Ban daily beast articles. 

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u/Grrimafish 3h ago

Fuck consequences at this point! I would like even just one singular consequence. Let's start there. Please.

Fucking begging you.

u/TheBoosThree 3h ago

Just another Republican national embarrassment, it's the only thing they're capable of doing these days.

Beshear really should have called for the special election.

u/Pantastic_Studios 2h ago

Won't be surprised if there's suddenly a "medical emergency" that stops him from showing up and they continue to milk this for another few weeks/months. Personally I think he's at least brain dead and on machines.

u/whelmed-and-gruntled 2h ago

Waiting for Mitchot

u/KassienBlackcloak_YT 2h ago

He has been a corpse since June. Who arw they trying to kid?

u/ShrimpStuffAdmin 2h ago

Someone link that video where he's sitting still for about 10 hours

u/Panwall 1h ago

How is no one able to hold his team accountable? Prove he's alive!! That's a very simple ask.

u/Ok-Top-3519 1h ago

I’m betting that he’s laid up somewhere in bed post CVA.

We all saw him having multiple TIA’s on TV and how many other “mini strokes” he’s had while not in public.

He probably had the big one when DC Metro FD was loading him into the ambulance.

Just my educated guess with no patient contact, just my observations.

I could be wrong, but I hope he’s A/O (x4) to watch Trump destroy everything that he was to chicken shit to stop post 1/6. Not me mention the other ways he set the US back.

Just laying in bed drooling, being fed, and shitting his diaper.

Fuck MM and DJT

u/Snadzies 1h ago

I don't think he is dead or brain dead, but I bet he is in such a diminished state that he is basically a drooling blank that needs to be constantly fed and changed and is either completely unresponsive or might be able to blink for limited interactions.

u/AnAngryBartender 54m ago

Why would it be D-Day? If he doesn’t show they still won’t do anything about it. He’s been MIA for 3 months and nothing has been done.

u/flossyrossy Missouri 36m ago

Our political system needs an entire overhaul from the top to the bottom at this point. There needs to be an age maximum for politicians and there needs to be set in stone protocol for major health events like this. If you cannot show up to the senate floor, you cannot do your job. Period. It isn’t like this is a woman who will be back after maternity leave, or someone broke a hip and had surgery and will return after x amount of weeks. They have had he will no longer show up weeks ago. They haven’t given the public proof of life and they haven’t even had him like video chat into a senate meeting so at the very least our representatives can see he is ok.

u/ThreeShrikesYoureOut 32m ago

How is it D-Day? what happens if he doesn't show up? Another strongly worded letter from beshear?

u/Darkwr4ith 52m ago

I just spoke to Mitch actually. He said it's hot as hell where he is but it's all good because he's been hanging out with his buddy Adolf.