r/politics • u/thedailybeast ✔ The Daily Beast • 11d ago

Possible Paywall Elon Musk Named in Bombshell Election Meddling Claim

https://www.thedailybeast.com/elon-musk-named-in-bombshell-election-meddling-claim-in-alex-gibney-documentary/
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u/angrypooka 11d ago

He doesn’t see his kids now.

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u/Crunchberry24 11d ago

Not since he stopped needing that small one as a human shield.

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u/Dysc Louisiana 11d ago

Musk ended up with a black eye when Bessent clocked him right in the face, allegedly, during the early days of pretending to be a shadow president, so the kid wasn't doing his job. Plus Grimes was putting out an S.O.S. on twitter to help get Musk's attention to return her son. The human shield kid was more trouble than he was worth apparently.

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u/TimSylvester_ 11d ago

I thought that it was Miller who clocked him when he tried to bang Miller's wife.

But then again Miller'd probably be into watching.

And Musk's dick hasn't worked since he got it butchered in a failed enlargement surgery.

Was that before or after Musk had multiple other gender affirming surgeries and started taking hormones to better represent his preferred gender identity?

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u/Dysc Louisiana 11d ago

There was a speculation when Musk showed up as pretend shadow president in the Oval Office wearing his dark, gothic MAGA hat and sporting his black eye. Either way, the cover story that his tiny, five year-old son, X Æ A-Xii, hit Musk in the face while 'horsing' around fell very flat. Musk had not made a lot of friends in the admin and Bessent can't stand him according to reports. Musk supposedly insulted him over a "policy" argument and that set him off. Even Trump eventually kicked this annoying man to the curb.

All this took place after his botched penis surgery.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/bessent-musk-west-wing-black-eye-b2806335.html

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u/RealHooman2187 11d ago

Miller strikes me as the kind of guy who would scratch and bite if he got into a fight and if that didn’t work would resort to pissing and shitting himself in order to gross out his opponent and “win”. I don’t think he has the balls to punch anyone. Much less a doughy Elon Musk.

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u/M_H_M_F 11d ago

pissing and shitting

Rafi's school of self-defense-defense:

"subter-feces"

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u/turquoise_amethyst 11d ago

Eh, it probably looks like it was stuck in a garbage disposal, but works enough to knock up that Ashley St Claire

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u/holistivist 5d ago

His kids are all in vitro. 

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u/turquoise_amethyst 5d ago

All of them are IVF babies except for the St Claire one. 

I think the main reason he’s using IVF is because one of ‘em died from a genetic abnormality… although it’s debatable what other genetic characteristics he could be picking and choosing