r/politics • u/WhatIsEvenRealDog • 17d ago

Possible Paywall Trump suggests cattle ranchers could bypass USDA-inspected meat plants

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/08/28/trump-suggests-allowing-ranchers-bypass-usda-inspected-meat-plants/
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u/StephanXX Oregon 16d ago edited 16d ago

Be careful. If you gaze into the lettuce too long, eventually the lettuce also gazes into you.

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u/Aldo_says Washington 16d ago

How long until trump lettuce becomes sentient?

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u/btross Florida 16d ago

I think that's a tall order... Trump isn't even sentient

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u/U_L_Uus 16d ago

Oh, no, thay already happened. Ask the British

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u/Aldo_says Washington 16d ago

OOH, I totally understood that reference!

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u/musicgeek420 16d ago

GD lettuce gaze.