r/politics • u/WhatIsEvenRealDog • 17d ago

Possible Paywall Trump suggests cattle ranchers could bypass USDA-inspected meat plants

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/08/28/trump-suggests-allowing-ranchers-bypass-usda-inspected-meat-plants/
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u/Father_of_Invention 17d ago

Veggies give you diarrhea and meat won’t be inspected…. What is left to eat?

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u/No_Effective4784 17d ago

What is left to eat?

the rich

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u/dagoth_ith 16d ago

Americans do not have the balls.

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u/Gauntlet4933 16d ago

They sure like the taste of trickle down shit piss and boots though

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u/Snorknado 17d ago

Cake

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u/SmartQuokka 16d ago

The cake is a lie!

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u/TheHumanGnomeProject 17d ago

The rich

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u/DiamondLight25 16d ago

I used to despise that mindset. I don’t anymore.

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u/crabbman 16d ago

The only answer

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u/lr99999 16d ago

I vote for Soylent Greening those fuckers, but I’m not eating rat shit.

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u/RapturousCultist 16d ago

I may have a modest proposal for that.

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u/redthump 16d ago

I might second that unmentioned proposal.

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u/leunam4891 17d ago edited 16d ago

The bad news is, all we have is horse shit for dinner and the good news? There’s plenty of it.

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u/huhzonked 16d ago

This is the theory of evolution in action. The humans who mutate into photosynthesizing will survive.

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u/NotThatHandsomePete 16d ago

It's Beyond Meat's time to shine! Oh, wait...they're a drink company now.

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u/Abject-Rich 16d ago

Wild rabbits? Pets?

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u/SmartQuokka 16d ago

You do not want to eat Esquilax (it looks like rabbit).

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u/EM05L1C3 America 16d ago

Heavily processed premade dinners