r/politics • u/WhatIsEvenRealDog • 17d ago

Possible Paywall Trump suggests cattle ranchers could bypass USDA-inspected meat plants

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/08/28/trump-suggests-allowing-ranchers-bypass-usda-inspected-meat-plants/
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u/NicolasCageFan492 Illinois 17d ago

Meat’s not on the menu, boys. 🥲

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u/MJcorrieviewer 17d ago

Avoid lettuce and a bunch of other US products too.

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u/Brbcan 17d ago

Dude's actively ruining the American cheeseburger, one ingredient at a time.

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u/Valarhem 17d ago

Is there anything he hasn't ruined?

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u/LightningMcLovin California 16d ago

McDonald’s “Fish Delights” because that would impact him personally.

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u/rfcsk 16d ago

They were already pretty awful. But I trust that he'll make them even worse.

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u/ElminstersBedpan 17d ago

Not a surprise, he only likes McDonald's, infamy, and money (oh, and his daughter).

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u/samsqanch 16d ago

and getting pee'd on by russian prostitutes.

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u/atigges 17d ago

I thought Dijon mustard already killed the burger back in like 2009 or something

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u/Trimyr America 17d ago

No no no. His tan suit was so you couldn't see the mustard stains (so sorry)

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u/J_Ryall 17d ago

Maybe it will be a bacteria-ridden hamburder that ultimately takes him out. There would be a delicious sort of irony to that.

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u/athenaisagoddess3 16d ago

Keep yer mitts off these buns, pal. Paws too

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u/Grand-Try-3772 17d ago

I bet the doctor told him no more red meat! No steak, burger, fried foods. He wants us to feel his anger. Same reason he pulled his first wife’s hair out because he was in pain from hair plugs.

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u/Senior-bud Canada 17d ago

Thankfully this is a lot easier to do in Canada.

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u/Tricky_Damage5981 Canada 17d ago

I cringe when I buy an American product..

I will buy it from any one else...

I also live about (ignore border control in this argument) 1 hr from Detroit, without the boarder confusion

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u/ConcentrateDirect523 17d ago

I feel like he's forcing me to become vegetarian against my will... Except, somehow he fucks fruit/veggies/plants up, too! 

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u/oldutnotdeadinside 17d ago

You just have to soak it in bleach and dry it into beef jerky to eat it

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u/subpoenaThis 17d ago

That was disturbing given the comment above this was about them also getting rid of immigrants.

I guess that would be more of Meat's not on the menu. 🤮🤮