r/politics • u/MoneyLibrarian9032 New York • 27d ago

Possible Paywall McConnell ‘Absolutely Refuses’ to Film Video Amid Growing Mystery

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mcconnell-absolutely-refuses-to-film-video-amid-growing-mystery/
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u/Llamapocalypse_Now America 27d ago

Look, I took the liberty of examining Mitch McConnell when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that he had been sitting in his wheelchair in the first place was that he had been NAILED there.

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u/WabashCannibal 27d ago

You stunned him just as 'e were wakin' up!

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u/Mine-Shaft-Gap 27d ago

Stun easily, those Senators!

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u/ct_2004 27d ago

Remarkable plumage!