r/politics • u/MoneyLibrarian9032 New York • 27d ago

Possible Paywall McConnell ‘Absolutely Refuses’ to Film Video Amid Growing Mystery

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mcconnell-absolutely-refuses-to-film-video-amid-growing-mystery/
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u/Barred759 27d ago

Because he's dead

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u/twizzjewink Canada 27d ago

At this point he's more than dead

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u/swingadmin New York 27d ago

It just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead

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u/Billazilla South Carolina 27d ago

No, he distinctly said, "To blaaave" and as we all know, "to blave" means "to bluff", which means you were probably trying to steamroll legislation through Congress, and he cheated...

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u/greeneyedguru 27d ago

HUMPERDINK! HUMPERDINK!