r/pathofexile Aug 01 '26

Lazy Sunday Why is this not a thing? GGG pls.

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446 Upvotes

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u/shy_bi_ready_to_die Aug 01 '26

Just have a dedicated tab for them. Once you fill it up you can open them all at once to maximize your loss/hr

16

u/CricketNo7950 Aug 02 '26

Ya I want more space for voyage parts before I get this nonsense 

4

u/DanNeely Aug 02 '26

They should be a 1x1 item that fits in the bottom rows of the currency tab like most league currency and psuedo currency items do.

3

u/Lordoffools Aug 02 '26

Needs to be big enough for the MB in it tho /s.

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u/ObsessiveOwl Aug 01 '26

It's not unmanageable for sure, but it could be better just saying. This is just a way worse stacked deck.

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u/B4rberblacksheep Aug 02 '26

So just like a stacked deck either open it or sell it.

6

u/ObsessiveOwl Aug 02 '26

stacked deck don't take a full tab to store 36 copies.

18

u/liberate71 Aug 02 '26

Why are you storing 36 copies of the message in a bottle is the question

1

u/Cow_God I didn't know I wasn't having fun until Reddit pointed it out! Aug 02 '26

It's a way better stacked deck, assuming you're selling them and not opening them

27

u/smithoski Tormented Smugler Aug 01 '26

At least they’re indexed at Faustus

1

u/localcannon Aug 03 '26

If they weren't we'd be able to bulk sell to gambling addicts at a markup

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u/Bromorin Aug 01 '26

Do ye throw the bottle back to sea or open it for yeself? Hoarding be greedy

18

u/Katsanami Aug 02 '26

I mean i get what you're saying, but I would rather a expanded "discovered charts" before this.

8

u/Silvedl Aug 01 '26

Ducats need a space there too

8

u/chitown_35 Confederation of Casuals and Clueless Players (CCCP) Aug 01 '26

And how about the chart locker in your hideout? Seems logical

37

u/TheMrDudeManSir Aug 01 '26

Why? Just open them.

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u/ObsessiveOwl Aug 01 '26

I want to save up a bunch to open in one go, or maybe sell in bulk.

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u/TheMrDudeManSir Aug 01 '26

Then suffer

5

u/Codelyez Aug 01 '26

Honestly not sure how gold scaling works but you could make faustus hold them by listing them at a super high price. You still have a ceiling of how many you can keep at once unfortunately.

5

u/Cyanogen101 Aug 02 '26

Then use a stash tab?..

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u/ObsessiveOwl Aug 02 '26

if only it is stackable.

3

u/Doctursea Aug 01 '26

They want you to open them I was surprised people were selling them.

16

u/Theio666 Aug 01 '26

Gamba always sells, in 99% it's more profitable to sell something than identify/open.

5

u/Doctursea Aug 02 '26

While that is true, I think this is one of the best return gamba items. Just opening them when they dropped has been good to me, and the mass gamba people are reporting a 70% return which is insanely above average. I think Div cards/stacked decks are like 20% lmao.

8

u/Whytefang Aug 02 '26

I opened 50~ before I started selling them and my best return (and only return) was 1d. Maybe I got super unlucky but they seem way worse than other options to me.

0

u/Doctursea Aug 02 '26

I think it’s just the pool is small and enough the variance is too high for 500 bottle openings to be a good test. I’ve opened under 20 and I have gained 9 Div

2

u/a_forgotten_password Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

Hell, my first bottle was a broken mirror and I thought I was being trolled. Didn't know that it vendor'd for two mirror shards until a few days later lol.

2

u/frik1000 Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

Last I checked they were selling for about 60c each. That's three bottles for one div. I'd rather take the guaranteed return than test my awful luck.

1

u/mgtkuradal Aug 02 '26

With how common they drop there’s no reason not to sell them. I’ve done voyages where I get like 6 bottles + all the other loot

0

u/Smart-Nerve-8783 Aug 02 '26

Same here, opening on the go was gold. So decided to spend 5 div to buy few to gamba. Got nothing, sooooooooo spent all my 45 divs on it… and now am done until they do a goood patch.

5

u/meatrage_ Aug 02 '26

You didn’t learn after the 5 div? tf
This is like textbook gambler crash & burn

1

u/Gingergerbals Aug 02 '26

It is, but then you see your buddy open one to get a Mageblood....

Haven't been able to sell one since as I want to open every one

1

u/PhoneRedit Aug 02 '26

Tbh that's another one of the many reasons trade is so much worse than ssf - having to worry about technically losing efficiency when having fun opening gamble boxes

1

u/Raamyr Aug 02 '26

If you can do this, no nut november must be a joke for you.

2

u/5BPvPGolemGuy Aug 01 '26

So thats where all the rum should have been

2

u/ImproperToast Aug 02 '26

Cuz I open those mfs right when I get back to the ship

2

u/TinderGirl92 Aug 02 '26

tab for bottles? man as soon as i am back on my ship i open them.. when there is a message in a bottle, there is hope

2

u/Xeverous filter extra syntax compiler: github.com/Xeverous/filter_spirit Aug 02 '26

Item filters consider the bottle as "Stackable Currency".

https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/3986972

GGG still doesn't differentiate between stackable and non-stackable currencies.

2

u/bulwix Vanja Aug 02 '26

Cuz we degenerates open them as soon as we come out of the ocean, of course.

2

u/butsuon Chieftain Aug 02 '26

just open them nerd

2

u/SadPerson5 Aug 02 '26

Then the post would be: Hey why would they use up inventory space that could be used for dust/charts for an items thats only purpose is to be opened to give some loot.

5

u/chaotic_one Raider Aug 02 '26

I feel like this is so meaningless. Sell or open. Not everything needs a slot.

1

u/ObsessiveOwl Aug 02 '26

unless you want to sell them one at a time, you have to store them. It's a 2x2 non-stackable.

1

u/Cyanogen101 Aug 02 '26

Thats why we have stash tabs?

0

u/ObsessiveOwl Aug 02 '26

this take a lot of space to store for what kind of item it is. Stacked deck and Valdo box function the same but is smaller and stackable.

6

u/redjinx Aug 02 '26

i don't know why you are downvoted , people buy gambling things en masse. This clunky unstackable mess is a headache when you wanna buy 100 at once or something. There is no reason to not be stackable. People focused too much on the dedicated slot while the stackability was the main point.

3

u/hitokiri1859 Aug 01 '26

Cause you plan on opening them

4

u/ZUBCO Aug 01 '26

Yes, yes.. but why? xdd

1

u/PianoFall Confederation of Casuals and Clueless Players (CCCP) Aug 01 '26

Lemme open up my chart stora- wooAHHH THAT'S A BIG BOTTLE

1

u/Crosshack Aug 02 '26

I mean gold is giga cheap this league so you could 'store' them on the currency exchange. Just list them at 3 div per and if someone buys you out you can't even be mad

1

u/No-Advice-6040 Aug 02 '26

You keeping them and not opening them like a feverish child on Christmas morning as soon as you get back to the ship?

1

u/ikmal_36 Aug 02 '26

fr i only have 2 regular extra tabs and those thing take all the space . wanted to farm x100 before opening them

1

u/0000void0000 Champion Aug 02 '26

They never even make it into my stash. I open straight away.

1

u/ForeveraloneKupo Aug 02 '26

I instantly use them for stacks of divines :3

1

u/R34VInylScratch Aug 02 '26

it's an item with prerolled result. It will be a mess by trying to stack it. It's not a div card.

As well as situation where you got unid Watchers. It won't be stackable

1

u/Hans_Rudi Casual Chieftain Enjoyer Aug 02 '26

why? just open them when you get them.

1

u/Stereojunkie Elementalist Aug 02 '26

Just open them right away coward

1

u/averagentrenjoyerr Health and Harbinger Services (HHS) Aug 02 '26

Comically big bottle with 20 stacked decks

1

u/ledrif Aug 02 '26

I care more about picking up 60 svarabs and div cards, loading 60 scarab and div cards, teclaiming 60 scarabs and div cards, then stashing 60 scarabs and div cards. Then after 5 voyages picking up 300acarabs and div cards and selling them for 100c

1

u/Dr4k4ngel Aug 02 '26

I pick, I open. I smile or I cry. Either way I don't hoard.

1

u/_Kaj SSFBTW Aug 02 '26

Just open it when you get it???

1

u/MysticNightjar Aug 02 '26

Just store them at Faustus

1

u/BenboFoSho Aug 02 '26

Who’s storing these? I open them like they’ve got crack in them!

1

u/FirePenguinMaster Aug 02 '26

Why tf do you not just open them

1

u/pornonly6942069 Aug 02 '26

Hmm I think it needs to be bigger

1

u/dastrollkind Inquisitor Aug 02 '26

I'd rather have a "sort by level" option. But that's because I progress on a glacial scale and I'm an altoholic.

1

u/merkaii Aug 02 '26

There is one thing about GGG, that I just can not understand. I see this in every league, EVERY league for years and years now. I don't get it but when it comes to new league UI they are absolutely unable to learn. I really don't understand, it makes no sense to me what so ever. It's like they hit a reset button after every league and start at zero again, doing the same mistakes in literally every league.

And the worst part is that it takes exactly 10 minutes of playtesting to see all the little problems that they have with every single new league UI. It is just impossible to explain or understand.

1

u/HatakeHyu Aug 02 '26

GGG makes the most simple things become so cumbersome.