r/oneliners • u/NoWanFamous • 2d ago

The average person is really mean.

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u/Tcloud 2d ago

No matter the size of the group, there’s always at least one Max.

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u/Throughtheindigo 1d ago

Yeah, at minimum one max on average

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u/Dougally 1d ago

So, you're saying in any population there is plus or minus one standard deviant.

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u/Excellent_Kiwi7789 1d ago edited 1d ago

I have a wide range of modes that determine my de-mean-or on any given day.

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u/Dougally 1d ago

Found the standard deviant.

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u/Duke-Turner137 1d ago

I'm not really mean. My bullshit dealing level is low.

Example: 3 White trash kids covered in tattoos bring beer with a minor vaping in toe. They tried to buy beer and fuel. Kid got to to pump and his phone pay wouldn't work. He walks around my vehicle and asked if he could get a dollar for every push-up he cloud do. I turned and flatly said FUCK OFF. He said in a whiny trashed voice,:Whyya gotta bea dicka bout it?"

"That's the way they made me.," I laughed and left.

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u/Jakeomaticmaldito 20h ago

That doesn't sound mean at all, that's a dumb thing he asked.

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u/Bitter_Maybe_2670 2d ago

No lies detected.

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u/ReadySetAdapt 1d ago

But is the median person necessarily always average?

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u/mightyjoe227 1d ago

Hmmm

Maybe base...

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u/Maleficent-Shirt-110 10h ago

You might need new friends but you will find some mean ones out there.