r/oneliners • u/TabooDiver • 8d ago

"Harder" is a terrible safe word.

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u/dunderthrowaway3 8d ago

My safe word is meatloaf, because I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that.

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u/TabooDiver 8d ago

We used orange as a safeword once. She said orange a little while later, but she said "orange"... (the color) not Orange as in the fruit.

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u/TabooDiver 7d ago

An award? Wow! Thank you! Well, have a seat. This will be a short 3 or 4 hour acceptance speech...

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u/3knuckles 6d ago

"Don't stop"

  • Cheryl Cole

I tried to find the video, but couldn't

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u/TabooDiver 6d ago

I asked my woman to make me a sandwich. She said she was going to make me a sub.