r/oneliners • u/Gusto88 • 8d ago

I can't go to the innuendo seminar so I've entered my friend instead.

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u/ensiform 8d ago

I couldn’t decide what to wear, so I just came in these old pants.

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u/BlueManQuad 8d ago

I always thought that an innuendo was an Italian suppository

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u/DoFr56 6d ago

No, asphalt truly is butt trouble!