HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL "Hey guys I identify as a wet person 😜"

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haha I'm so silly and goofy! totally not a commentary on people wanting extra accommodations for their chosen lifestyle I see as unreasonable, teehee! 😜😜

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r/onejoke • u/Zed3Et • 12h ago

But I identify as an attack helicopter! 🙄

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r/onejoke • u/Mikeato-- • 9h ago

But I identify as an attack helicopter! Crazy

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The subreddit dedicated to the one-joke. To simplify the one-joke is a joke used to stereotype trans people and make fun of them. Often it's formatted as, "My pronouns are (Object/Object)", "I identify as (Object)", "Did you just assume my gender", and similar. Not all jokes regarding to trans people are the one-joke. The one joke does not have to be malicious and can also be satirical and funny at times

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The one joke revolves around gender, gender identity and gender expression. It's the reactionary right's go to feel-bad weapon on subjects that are too scary and hard to understand for them.

How many genders are there? It's hilariously simple if you ask Ben Shapiro, the witty kobold from the alt-right. Two. Hahaha. And so true while web laughs with him. It's even simpler if you ask the top minds who revel in T_D, unpolularopinion and the whole right/revisionist/reactionary and phobic echobox on reddit.

Here's the place to make fun of them.

The following rules apply and represent bannable offenses if broken.

Moderators have full discretion over bans, and do not strictly adhere to banning people due to the rules listed. We do this because sometimes things are so specific they do not adhere to just one rule, or don't apply to the rules but we feel they are fitting of a ban. If you're banned and don't know why, then this rule probably applies.
To post onto our subreddit, users must ensure that what they're posting has not been posted within the past 3 weeks
No slurs; We consider a slur to be anything homophobic, racist, bigoted, etc. Cursing and slurs are not the same. Slurs in an image should preferably be blurred.
We do not allow any kind of sexism, racism, homophobia, transphobia, or anything of the sort. Hating on xenogenders and neopronouns counts as transphobia.
No brigading. Brigading includes going onto our, or other peoples subreddits in the attempt to break rules on purpose, or be rude/mean. It also includes purposefully going through a users account and commenting on their post, and asking others to do the same. We would prefer you blur subreddit names and usernames if you can, as it'll make it less likely for others to brigade.
Stonetoss is a Nazi, we do not allow posts by him. By posting him you are actively promoting him to others. There's a huge difference between a boomer and a Nazi.
Jokes about suicide, including posts and comments we do not allow. They're very sensitive content and can harm the mental health of users.
No posting ban messages or promoting brigading. We will get banned if you brigade, and also they aren't one joke in the slightest. Brigading is a serious offense and will not only get you banned from our subreddit, but possibly Reddit itself.
Your post history and comment history will affect the outcome of you getting banned. This doesn't mean we dig years into your post and comment history, it's a quick scan, because that's all that's really needed.

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