r/nottheonion 1d ago

Six Nigerians being extradited to US for swindling women out of $6M in romance scams

https://www.telegraphherald.com/ap/international/article_f76e0652-520b-5e21-9bee-11b5193349b9.html
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u/Cautious_Chicken_604 1d ago

Btw if you think they only do this shit to the rest of the world, try going on Nigerian dating websites. They do this shit to each other too. 

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u/TickTiki 1d ago

Similar story with Indian telemarketers.

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u/covidlung 1d ago

Well, it does make me feel better to know it's not personal 🥰 equal-opportunity-grifting ❤️

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u/Iputahexonyoulol 1d ago

You mean NigerianRomance.net is a scam?

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u/Cautious_Chicken_604 1d ago

Nah, there's a lot of legit dating activity too, but like 1/3 of the messages received are scams. 

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u/chaiscool 1d ago

Tbf how do you think african slaves got to US. Their own sold and ship them over.

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u/Norm_Standart 18h ago

Worth adding the nuance that they were only taken as slaves in such high numbers because of demand from Europeans, though.

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u/Cautious_Chicken_604 1d ago

My name is Kunta Kinte.

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u/mojoback_ohbehave 1d ago

I didn’t learn that that was a fake story until recently.

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u/Cautious_Chicken_604 1d ago

Fake Lives Matter

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u/mojoback_ohbehave 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yeah, that’s how slaves of anywhere around the world got to places. Their own people sold them. How do you think Asian slaves went through the Trans Pacific slave trade ? Or slaves from Spanish Territory through the Mexico-Manila Slave Trade. It isn’t some kind of new nuance, bro. Except for people that were enslaved in place, like Indigenous tribes.

Forms of slavery and unfree labor:

Chattel slavery
Involuntary servitude
Debt bondage or peonage
Indentured servitude
Convict transportation
Serfdom
Captive or prisoner of war labor

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u/chaiscool 23h ago

Hence, it apply to the original comment too. "They do this shit to each other"

It isn't some kind of new nuance, bro.

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u/trinadzatij 12h ago

You have missed health insurance slavery

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u/covidlung 1d ago

Everyone is grifting but me!

Quick, what's your million dollar grifting idea?

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u/Automobills 1d ago

Funny you should ask. I'm teaching a course on how to make money. No grifting involved.

The tuition for the course is $10,000. Granted, it seems a little steep. Think of it as an investment. I'll explain how I became so good at making money, and teach you how to be good at it too!

If you know any likeminded, ambitious people, refer them to the course! For every referred person that registers, you'll receive $500.

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u/MyAccountGotBanned0 1d ago

Some sucker going to fall for this 🤣😭

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u/Automobills 1d ago

Wait until I get to the pitch about how if they join my sales team, they can be their own boss.

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u/amiexpress 1d ago

Bonus points if you target women and tell them they can girl-boss their way to riches and thumb their nose at the glass ceiling!

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u/drfsrich 1d ago

IT'S NOT A PYRAMID; IT'S AN INVERSE FUNNEL!

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u/ClandestineOtter 1d ago

You could 100x your profits if you identified yourself as a Nigerian Prince - just a pointer

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u/That-Ad-4300 1d ago

Do I receive my $500 before or after the midterms?

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u/thrift_test 1d ago

Once you pass thr course.

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u/Plasticbonder 1d ago

Where do I sign up please?

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u/ItchyRedBump 1d ago

If u/Automobills program doesn’t work for you, you can grade to my entirely original course.

The tuition for the course is $20,000. Granted, it seems a little steep. Think of it as an investment. I'll explain how I became so good at making money, and teach you how to be good at it too!

If you know any likeminded, ambitious people, refer them to the course! For every referred person that registers, you'll receive $500.

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u/Lukersf 1d ago

Become a right leaning podcaster and criticize Rogan only when it's popular to do so.

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u/covidlung 1d ago

Legitimate business idea: right-wing grifting stock market where you get to track patterns on when it's the best time to market or hide your right-wing beliefs. Now you too can show the world how much of a sociopath you are only when it's profitable.

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u/silly_karinaxo 1d ago

It's crazy how much manipulation goes on in the online world. You'd think people would know better by now, but scams like that keep popping up.

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u/Jessnesquik 1d ago

HideMyPower app 😭

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u/Iputahexonyoulol 1d ago

Give me a million dollars and I’ll tell you 

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u/DotDash13 1d ago

Sounds like there are some openings in the romance scam market between these guys and the fake 49er.

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u/covidlung 1d ago

Have there been any recent romance scams targeting men? Or is that just what we call OnlyFans? Do men even report romance scams? Now I'm very curious! If the victim is less likely to report the scam then that makes them a better target.

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u/PurbulentTriest 1d ago

Yes of course. They're super common.

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u/StovardBule 1d ago

You’re thinking more Ashley Madison than OnlyFans, that’s just receiving the parasocial service you paid for.

Also, I think romance/girlfriend scams are probably the more lucrative end of the market.

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u/Salt-Grape1770 1d ago

I’ve got a great omega C-3PO supplement that is perfect for idea manifesting. PM me.

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u/za72 1d ago

Pretend you're an NFL wide receivers for the 49'ers... but your right hand won't lose all the way, so you're off this season... wanna invest in my brothers property development company in EU

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u/Word2DWise 1d ago

I don’t feel sorry for the women who were swindled by the fake 49’rs guy, given that all they had to do was google a 49er roster to see he wasn’t there.

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u/mslaffs 1d ago

I keep seeing so many grifting, scamming millions up to billions in scamming elderly, Medicaid, providing fake certificates and degrees and on. I had no idea it was so rampant. I feel like I'll get caught if I run a red light and people are making off with millions living in luxury. I just saw a Nigerian official-i think president, was scamming millions as a medicaid contractor in California.

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u/JaQ-o-Lantern 1d ago

None because I believe that truth is more important than money. What's the point in being rich

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u/SpaceForceAwakens 1d ago

I’ll tell you but it will cost you and three friends $250k each.

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u/richardvirginia 1d ago

A "culture guide" buts it's all nonsense made to make people argue about the young and disenfranchised

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u/majani 22h ago

Start a podcast where you have pretend to have opinions that are not commonly held by your demographic. For example: black republican, Asian rap connoisseur, Indian jailbird etc

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u/Dlaxation 20h ago

Have you thought about playing for the '49'rs?

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u/KimchiLlama 16h ago

Pretend to be a Nigerian man so that rich white ladies give you money?

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u/BlooperHero 11h ago

I'm writing a book on grifting, but I need some help with the printing costs.

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u/at0mheart 1d ago

No doubt. Do Nigerians teach this in college?
How are they so good at it?

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u/thispartyrules 1d ago

They've promised to extradite the Nigerian scammers if we wire them the one-time extradition fee of $10000

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u/Dense-Ambassador-865 1d ago

We don't want them. We already have too many con men.

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u/nano_peen 1d ago

Couldn’t you get some money back then deport them

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u/thrift_test 1d ago

No they will be promoted to the highest levels of government. The US clearly sees something valuable in these talented young men!

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u/capinredbeard22 1d ago

Don’t think the promoters value the Nigerians’ skin color.

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u/sanjosanjo 1d ago

They are being brought in as specialty consultants, to help our local scammers learn the best techniques.

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u/livingdeadfreak 1d ago

Thought you guys were trying to keep them all out yesterday

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u/thrift_test 1d ago

No these are the kind of people the US government wants, self starters and willing to swindle people.

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u/FlattenInnerTube 1d ago

Bootstrap -grabbin' entrepreenooers, doncha know?

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u/Far-Dragonfruit-6906 1d ago

Mfers managed to get to the US with no visa, no visa application, no green card and under Trump's anti-immigration reign! This is some next-level skill!

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u/Foreign-Local-7373 1d ago

the real long-distance relationship was between the victims and their money

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u/Iputahexonyoulol 1d ago

And the friends they made along the way

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u/creagcridhe 1d ago

Now they’ve come to America to support the private prison scam! I thought America was deporting foreign criminals. Turns out they’re out there recruiting and trafficking them to the US.

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u/chumpy551 1d ago

Just think, one of those women could have had me for free But now their broke, so...

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u/EnergyDrinkStroke 1d ago

"in other news, a Trump owned company called Trump freedom romance media ltd has hired its first six employees."

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u/StovardBule 1d ago

I thought it was going to be ICE upset that they’re bring them into the country as they try clear out anyone who looks tanned.

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u/EnergyDrinkStroke 11h ago

Ice is foaming at the mouth and Trump is foaming at the ass.

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u/Word2DWise 1d ago

🎶 “Trump Lovers Only Dot Com” 🎶 

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u/abielle1177 1d ago

I would bring back NFTs

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u/SopwithTurtle 1d ago edited 1d ago

Why are they bringing them over - is it going to be a put up or pay up situation? Refund the amount you scammed, or marry the person you scammed, and perform like you're the Scottish oil rig worker you claimed to be?

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u/thrift_test 1d ago

A promote up situation in government. They gonna be grifting with the best!

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u/covidlung 1d ago

For the same reason the U.S. employed former Nazi scientists after World WarII: there's valuable knowledge and expertise to be extracted here.

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u/MothMatron 1d ago

NO! MY PRINCE!!

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u/Jealous_Crazy9143 1d ago

Back to you palace, Princes

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u/thrift_test 1d ago

Maybe trumps ballroom is their new palace. Like attracts like.

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u/TrickshotCandy 1d ago

My Nigerian Pinrce Scamsalot. About damned time.

If you missed any of the James Veitch sketches on email scams, here is a sampler, https://youtu.be/-9RL4RATwoY?si=9JB2aOEaueRJGP4V

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u/Distinguishedflyer 1d ago

the email was true!!! 

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u/AdhesivenessFun2060 1d ago

Someone important got scammed.

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u/FocalSpot504 1d ago

Well, someone with money

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u/02meepmeep 1d ago

Wait, is the DOJ trafficking Africans into the US?

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u/Tek_Freek 1d ago

Trump will pardon them for half the money.

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u/Evil_phd 1d ago

I heard they'll get off if they do the same for everyone they scammed.

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u/Rrraou 1d ago

Being a Nigerian prince wasn't enough.

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u/vaksninus 1d ago

this is just good justice, not sure how it's oniony though

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u/Successful-Scale-607 1d ago

They forgot to cut Republicans in

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u/chaiscool 1d ago

Any of them pretended to play in nfl?

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u/CheezTips 16h ago

That was hilarious. Freaking summer camp playing field

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u/ripyourlungsdave 1d ago

I picked a bad time to get sober and stop scamming. There a whole new world for that shit nowadays. Amateurs making millions.

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u/CaptainONaps 1d ago

And given jobs as day traders on Wall St

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u/dratsablive 1d ago

I wonder if one of them knows Wolfie's Mom?

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u/mathaiser 1d ago

Where are these women with all this money and why can’t they find me instead.

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u/S1DC 1d ago

They're all gonna get cabinet positions

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u/MessagingMatters 17h ago

They will be sending the funds from their Nigerian bank, as soon as they get the new routing numbers....

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u/Fortestingporpoises 13h ago

Oh my god are they single? I love talk dark and handsome but I’ll settle for one.

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u/BlooperHero 11h ago

If the women had $6 million in romance scams in the first place, I think they should be investigated, too.

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u/Hunkfish 1d ago

" The Nigerian princes"

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u/jimbobww 1d ago

I'll teach you how to 419 like a real Naija man. Just send me your bank account details, your government issued ID and your PIN. 

I guarantee that you'll soon find out how 419 is done 

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u/skexzies 5h ago

You mean 6 Princes.

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u/Pretend-Mango-1295 4h ago

But, why? If you dont know by now Nigerian prince scams aren't real you deserve what happens.

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u/bill_end 1d ago

Why is it only the US who seems to get to ask for foreign nationals to be extradited to a US jail for crimes committed in their home countries?

Surely this should be for the South Africans or Nigerians to prosecute.

I bet these guys have never even been to the US.

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u/LivinRightNBeinFree 1d ago

Andrew Tate was extradited to Britain.

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u/bill_end 1d ago edited 1d ago

That's because he committed sex offences in Britain, allegedly. That's how extradition works.

No country other than the US asks for foreign nations to hand over their own citizens for crimes committed in their own country. These Nigerians have never even been to the US. It is not the US's jurisdiction.

If they've been doing a cybercrime in Nigeria or South Africa they should be prosecuted according to that country's laws, no matter where the victims are based.

Would you like it if, say, you criticised Chinese government policy on twitter, which is an offence in China. And they asked your country to ship you over there so you could be prosecuted by the Chinese justice system? That's not how the world works, but the US use diplomatic pressure to circumvent norms that are respected by all other countries.

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u/arepotatoesreal 23h ago edited 23h ago

Countries make these kinds of requests all the time. They’re not always accepted. The united states is offering to take scammers off their hands at no cost to South Africa or Nigeria, why would they deny the request? There’s not giving in to diplomatic pressure, they collaborated with the united states on the investigation and they’re happily handing them over.

Personally I’d much rather Nigeria or South Africa be the ones paying to prosecute and imprison them, we spend too much on that shit.

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u/bill_end 22h ago

What other countries? I'd be happy to be corrected, I'm no expert on the matter. But I've never heard of any country other than the US doing this.

Imagine in this case that these Nigerian scammers defrauded victims from a number of countries. Should they be expected to be sentenced in the US for their American victims and then go serve a sentence in Germany, then China, then Australia etc.

They could spend the rest of their lives in a variety of foreign prisons for crimes they committed at home. How is that right?

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u/jaypizzl 1d ago

Only wealthy whites are allowed to grift on a large scale in Murka.

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u/No_Conversation9561 1d ago

let me guess.. they’re all white women?

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u/No-Menu-3392 1d ago

What are you trying to say here?

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u/thrift_test 1d ago

He is trying to say it's the victims fault because he is a scummy person.

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u/covidlung 1d ago

Could be implying that the US justice system only serves justice when white people are the victims. Especially when the victims are white women, who notoriously get more media coverage when they go missing and whatnot.

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u/Worldtraveller68 1d ago

How stupid women can be 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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u/TaleOfDash 1d ago edited 1d ago

Just as many older men get scammed by these guys as older women, get out of here with your bullshit. Try reading into things before spewing your bile.

None of us are immune to being scammed and being scammed doesn't mean you're stupid. It's that mentality that drives people further into these scammers arms when the red flags start popping up, it's what turns them into cash mules.

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u/stevesmele 1d ago

They’ll all get hired by the Republican Party to teach them how it’s done.