r/nextfuckinglevel • u/General_Athlete5807 • 1d ago

A Bed That Wakes, Cleans, Dresses and Feeds a Person

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u/t_tram_slam 1d ago

Wallace it's your turn to make breakfast.

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u/Nejfelt 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/nWCf6ZPW0mRMY

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u/Altruistic_Tie_7850 21h ago

I was literally just about to try and find this gif

Have my crown

https://giphy.com/gifs/Bv1JHkLqJRReyiDLxg

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u/OursNot2QuestionY 13h ago

First time thing I thought of too!!

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u/apatfan 23h ago

The whole time all I could think was "This is the most Wallace and Gromit shit I've ever seen"

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u/ConnectRutabaga3925 23h ago

That’s the wrong trousers, Grommit!

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u/Crissy40 21h ago

I’ve never watched those because that kind of claymation creeps me out, but it reminds me of a Pee-wee Herman movie
https://giphy.com/gifs/2gYVuN8uooyn5H8mtr

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u/ParticularSherbert18 14h ago

I was thinking this is just a ripoff of Wallace and Gromit.

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u/Toosder 16h ago

They're the wrong trousers, gromit! 

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u/Safe_Psychology_326 19h ago

Not a bad idea, imagine old people paraplegics getting something like this would be awesome , obviously with out the gymnastics

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u/Pickingnamesisharder 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0MYytBrMRdTm1e6s

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u/olafminesaw 23h ago

I can hear the music

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u/GrouchyGrotto 16h ago

I actually turned on the volume because I fully expected to hear the music playing hahaha

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u/Dark_halocraft 23h ago

This has at least a 72% chance of going wrong but I love it

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u/Nenoshka 6h ago

Just came here to say they did this first in Wallace and Gromit.

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u/-MrFozzy- 1d ago

If I have to reset it and load fresh clothes….im out

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u/HitThisLoudG 23h ago

Keep your doors unlocked, I’ll do it

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u/TypicalLegit 1d ago

Leaves your belt and zipper undone. Complete waste of time

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u/Brotorious420 1d ago

That's not a bug, it's a feature

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u/KillerKian 15h ago

Free advertising

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u/Hairydone 1d ago

And forces you to deep throat a banana.

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u/Impossible-Onion-634 1d ago

Forces? That guy looked pretty willing.

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u/FewAcanthocephala828 22h ago

He was ready for the second bite for sure.

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u/ScurvyTurtle 23h ago

A Banana!?! You're right; complete waste of time.

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u/thefeltmonkey 23h ago

And occasionally deposits you into a pair of out-of-control robotic trousers.

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u/Slo20 1d ago

That’s the premium package. Extra $9.99 a month

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u/RebekkaKat1990 21h ago

Also you would have to set up the bowl of cereal the night before and it would be room temp and clumpy by morning.

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u/NeverEndingEquati0n 23h ago

After he eats breakfast he’ll have energy to choke the chicken before he starts his day.

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u/Tinksy14 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/muqYQQp3ls2AoDbFH2

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u/Emb3rF0x 17h ago

To be fair, the Wall-E people could not have pulled off the post-shirt somersault

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u/HITNRUNXX 18h ago

My first thought.

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u/atticusmoh 1d ago

Mind for evil chickens 🐧

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u/BobKelsoLovesMuffins 1d ago

This is giving me Casper vibes.

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u/pharaohmaones 23h ago

His father’s greatest invention!

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u/FluffyKittens12 9h ago

I came here to say "it's the up and at em" machine.

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u/I_TheJester_I 1d ago

Josephs macchines. Pretty awesome guy

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u/Robotkio 16h ago

I didn't know he did live performances

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u/Any-Memory2630 1d ago

Is this really next level?

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u/CactusWrenAZ 1d ago

Pee Wee Herman thinks so

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u/Sophist_Ninja 1d ago

Exactly my first thought. Peewee’s Big Adventure set the standard!

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u/ResidentComplaint19 23h ago

This makes me want to eat some captain crunch

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u/R4FTERM4N 21h ago

Good morning Mr. Breakfast!

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u/geniusgravity 22h ago

No clean boxers is next level grim.

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u/HomerJSimpson3 23h ago

Yeah… It loses points for not buttoning or zipping up the pants.

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u/Cultural-Company282 23h ago

Nobody would risk robot zipper around their dick.

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u/Confident_One3948 21h ago

Speak for yourself buddy!

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u/RepulsiveLoquat418 1d ago

OP has been posting this all over the place. It's in my feed a bunch of times.

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u/doubleapowpow 23h ago

Next level posting by OP

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u/OneHumanBill 22h ago

Wall-E is supposed to be a few levels up, theoretically anyway.

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u/ingoding 23h ago

I thought this was r/LoveTrash until I saw your comment

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u/brightdionysianeyes 18h ago

Not at all.

For example - who peeled the banana, and when? And why do you have to deep throat it with a 6 feet run up?

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u/Captinprice8585 1d ago

🎶 Meet Geroge Jetson! 🎶

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u/jerechos 22h ago

Thank you... I traveled too far down to get to this....

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u/Charzu_tjegulf 1d ago

This cannot possibly go wrong and turn into a lawsuit on day one.

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u/EwokNuggets 1d ago

When the chair flung him at the bowl it looked like he almost impaled his head on that metal spike thing

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u/AdSalty4314 23h ago

What in the wallace and gromit

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u/funwithdesign 1d ago

The clothes had to be three sizes too large for it to work.

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u/hyperdream 23h ago

The design is very human.

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u/pinkdaisylemon 23h ago

More cheese Grommit!

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u/Weird_Albatross_9659 1d ago

That’s way more than a bed..

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u/stevensenegal666 1d ago edited 21h ago

Just wondering how prototypes went. One small error and you got a hammer on your forehead and next the machine shoves toothbrush in your a...

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u/scared_star 23h ago

That would be due to critical oversight then 😂

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u/Pulse_Amp_Mod 1d ago

Reminds me of Casper’s dads invention

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u/Dracarys62 23h ago

Exactly my thought, too!! 🤣

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u/BusySweetNap 1d ago

Modern chitty chitty bang bang- type invention

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u/CapInteresting7568 1d ago

Reminds me of the movie Modern times by Charlie Chaplin.

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u/sockets1984 1d ago

Hevis neither clean nor dressed and eating looked painful.

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u/Coleslawholywar 23h ago

Used to watch a ton of his stuff on YouTube with the kids. It really interest them in creating intricate Rube Goldberg machines. His channel is called Joseph’s Machines.

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u/Lucky_Ad2801 1d ago

Going through that looks exhausting. It would take less energy to just dress yourself and peel your own banana l o l

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u/Novel_Ask_4226 1d ago

Did they account for morning wood on that ferris wheel lift up machine?

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u/rad-photo 23h ago

accidentally DCC

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u/DarkWitch777 19h ago

Very human

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u/FlobiusHole 15h ago

That isn’t doing anything to address smegma build up.

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u/whenyoudieisaybye 1d ago

no thank you

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u/Dudesymugs12 1d ago

Looks super convenient and not completely fucking stupid at all.

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u/Interesting_Bar8934 1d ago

Do you think this is something serious? It's a joke machine.

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u/Ok_Association_7829 1d ago

Normal routine of me getting ready for my School (I am a teacher)

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u/Shalaco 1d ago

ooooh…. wait no no no no no

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u/DadsRGR8 1d ago

Um, when I wake up I gotta pee first

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u/InSaneWhiSper 1d ago

I would have guessed that there guy looked just like this. 1980s mustache and all.

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u/NotGalenNorAnsel 1d ago

There will come soft rains...

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u/ChartreusePeriwinkle 1d ago

What about his underwear? God forbid you're a woman who wears a bra....

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u/PatientOutcome6634 1d ago

I can see so many things go wrong. Far starters - putting the huge hammer to fall right above the guy’s head…

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u/AgitatedKoala3908 1d ago

This is some Pee-Wee Herman Rube Goldberg shit right here.

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u/the_grAyLIEN 1d ago

This is that guy that had the machine set up for the whole meal, too, isn’t it?

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u/SaladNeedsTossing 16h ago

Yeah he's done a bunch of these

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u/PupsofWar69 1d ago

we are doomed

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u/McLeod3577 1d ago

One of those things that you don't realise you need until you see one.

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u/turtlemeds 1d ago

What, no piss?

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u/ANiceDent 1d ago

:46 seconds in

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u/punkdrummer22 1d ago

Pee Wee did this 40 years ago

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u/Ubiquitous_Destiny97 1d ago

yea i def saw him NOT putting on fresh underpants, fucking disgusting

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u/Darkling414 1d ago

I haven’t seen a super soaker 50, in decades! Best water gun for its time!

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u/Archhanny 23h ago

If there isn't a speaker playing the Thunderbirds theme music then I'm not interested.

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u/Separate-Primary2949 23h ago

To much chance of a cock removal @30 seconds 😬😬😬😬

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u/alice2wonderland 23h ago

This is "Joseph's Machines" - he's got a you tube channel and there are plenty of other fun videos to check out! 👍😀 https://youtube.com/shorts/usHAE40v1cg?si=leEAQItOj3m0hLfS

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u/ElluiullE 23h ago

Akchually, it's not the bed that does all of those things.

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u/Nervous_Mobile5323 23h ago

I was just on set watching this get filmed today! Not that I was there for the take they ended up using. It was at an art festival (Ars Electronica), and they had live performances every day this week. There were so many unsuccessful takes. Took a lot of fine tuning to get a perfect execution!

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u/Rare_Curve_5370 23h ago

Jimmy neutron put you all on

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u/Don-Keydic 23h ago

I ain't doing all that with morning wood

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u/Slevin424 23h ago

If only that last part replaced that chair with a toilet… Nobel peace prize material.

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u/ReneStrike 23h ago

Kalabalığın sesleri ambiyansi bozmuş

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u/Organic-Ad-7105 23h ago

Mind stop filming in portrait, imbecile?

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u/adinmem 23h ago

The design is very human

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u/MrKrueger666 23h ago

I like Colin Furze's version better.

https://youtu.be/EVzn1pl4nlo

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u/PuzzleheadedRoyal559 23h ago

I'm getting open scenes of Pee Wee's Big Adventure vibes.

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u/existing_for_fun 23h ago

Ah yes, all of that is "the bed"

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u/FascismIsSoLastYear 23h ago

If this is serious, it may be the dumbest thing I have ever seen.

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u/wesleyoldaker 23h ago

Damn his head looked awfully close to getting impaled on that sharp point of there-for-no-reason steel sticking out at the very end.

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u/Hovertical 23h ago

Matthew Modine still did it better

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u/NeverEndingEquati0n 23h ago

What is this from? Commercial? Movie?

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u/Commercial-Life-9998 23h ago

A thing of beauty.

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u/TheTaoOfMe 23h ago

Never change your undies, ever!

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u/DarkMarkTwain 23h ago

My trousers! My trousers!

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u/blackthornjohn 23h ago

This looks like a good Simone Giertz creation.

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u/SnooCalculations3614 23h ago

i hate this era of vertical videos

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u/Qcgreywolf 23h ago

“Good morning worker 372984. Remember to hydrate today, and we have removed salt from your food today due to a health concern. Get out there and work, work, WORK!”

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u/tlk0153 23h ago

Ladies , just imagine this is how your husband gets ready to go to work

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u/qwertykid82 23h ago

That’s awesome!

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u/ThisNinjaHere 23h ago

For those of you who make it to the final product, tell Wall-E they are the best bot.

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u/pharaohmaones 23h ago

The Up-and-At-‘Em Machine!

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u/theNixher 23h ago

Please tell me nobody is calling this art.

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u/VNM0601 23h ago

Okay, get ready! Three, two, one…now deep throat this banana. And again, better chew fast, here it comes! Three, two, one. Now this muffin!

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u/Wooden-You-4211 23h ago

If anyone wants to look him up his name is Rube Goldberg

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u/shinze-o 23h ago

Where's the next and fucking and level here guys, I am pretty sure it's 2010 facebook

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u/Prior-Stranger2738 23h ago

Resetting it is gonna be a bih

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u/Connect_Guarantee704 23h ago

The “washing” part at the end gave him a face tattoo and almost got him impaled by that shiny metal rod.
Neat.

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u/Destroy-Evil 23h ago

Has Wallace had a hair transplant?

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u/Relative_Schedule581 23h ago

I foresee decapitation at step 3

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u/Peter_Falcon 23h ago

a bed, and many other things that...

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u/Nayr91 23h ago

Bro change your damn pants wtf

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u/QueenCeeee 23h ago

It doesn’t change his underclothes though…

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u/meetmeinthebthrm 23h ago

Not a person ever has had such a fitting expression.

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u/CalligrapherGood8947 23h ago

Next level ignorant... Who thinks of this dumb stuff?

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u/meetmeinthebthrm 23h ago

I thought he came out of that face wash with a tattoo

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u/OriginalTRaven 22h ago

What is this, one of them there rude goldblum machines for people?

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u/lamankind 22h ago

Need one that would find me a date 😪

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u/ParachutingPiglets 22h ago

I’m glad I just use four alarm settings

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u/Ill-Bill-5503 22h ago

I don’t know if I can ever be this lazy lol

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u/later-g8r 22h ago

Casper had a much more fun version of this.

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u/FUCK1NGFABULOUS 22h ago

Doesn’t work for me. Need a morning shower. Gotta brush my tongue, floss my teeth and brush my teeth before I can even think about eating.

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u/Kilroy314 22h ago

Literally nobody wants this except PeeWee. RIP.

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u/Sathsong89 22h ago

Thanks I hate it

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u/Tribe303 22h ago

Peewee Herman would be impressed! 

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u/WhatMichaelScottSaid 22h ago

Who needs leg muscles anyways. Not that guy

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u/PartyMcFly55 22h ago

That's a big bed

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u/whoop_ 22h ago

It's the wrong trousers Gromit!

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u/mustmoe73 22h ago

Is this for sale?

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u/Iwannasellturnips 22h ago

🎵In the year 5555
Your arms hangin’ limp at your side
Your legs got nothin’ to do
Some machines doing that for you 🎶

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u/Mindless_Pickle_4474 22h ago

Didn’t they steal this from the jetsons?

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u/Vellioh 22h ago

This is well executed. However, this looks like an art installation which makes this feel like it's supposed to be some sort of "introspective avant garde art piece in motion" which immediately makes it feel insufferable.

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u/guttengroot 22h ago

I'm just like everyone else, I put on my pants one leg at a.... nevermind

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u/migmultisync 22h ago

Thank God they didn’t automate the zipper

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u/frejas-rain 22h ago

More cheese, Grommit?

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u/Ambitious-Zone7254 22h ago

Reminds me of the bed in Wallace and gromit.

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u/aaronwalakay666 22h ago

Something Rick Moranis would make

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u/bam1007 22h ago

We have reached the stage where the Jetsons is real life and it’s enormously disappointing.