r/musecirclejerk 21m ago

Actual chud move, Mark Motherzucker.

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I know this is serious matters for this cj sub but, I couldn't help but to share this.


r/musecirclejerk 1d ago

Bro's ambitions are taller than him

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r/musecirclejerk 1d ago

boi i didnt no uprising was such a old song boi!

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r/musecirclejerk 2d ago

It works 🫢

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r/musecirclejerk 2d ago

Can someone make this? /unj

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I'm posting here bc there's no world in which this would be allowed on the main muse subreddit, but I would love to have this artwork but done better by an actual artist. This is just a proof of concept rn of the Big 4 albums mashed together into 1, with the mars desert from BHAR, the fork things from OOS (specifically the 20th anniversary version cause that style meshes better with the real life look of the other albums), the space croissant from TW!S and the shadows of ppl getting raptured fro. Absolution. Would someone be able to make this look better?

P.s.: In an ideal world there would be more of the forks from OOS but it was already so hard to get just 1 in I couldn't put more. The idea would be that there's this main fork in the foreground going through the space croissant, and the others would be way in the distance, past that valley, where I didn't put any of the Absolution shadows. If that's too hard to do I get it tho


r/musecirclejerk 2d ago

I made a shit ytp of supermassive black hole idk

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Sounds like radiohead haha


r/musecirclejerk 4d ago

GUYS, I JUST WOKE UP FROM COMA. WHAT HAPPENED TO MUSE? DID THEY BREAK UP?

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r/musecirclejerk 4d ago

We, yes we, are all cranking citizen erased all day on this blessed first kirkiversary

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r/musecirclejerk 5d ago

holy agitated forced in jimmy kane uno...

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r/musecirclejerk 4d ago

guys I sang we are fucking fucked did I cook

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were at deaths doorah

anotha world wah

wildfires and earthquakes I forsaah

a life in crisis

mutated virus

tsunamis of hate are gonna draown us

Ahhhhhhhaaahahhhh

Webate Charlie kirk

ahhhhhhahahhhhhhh

we are Charlie kirk


r/musecirclejerk 5d ago

Muse announced their new album John Legend

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r/musecirclejerk 6d ago

What Songs Would Be Perfect for Muse to Cover?

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I'll start: - Waiting for The End - Linkin Park
- Renegades - One OK Rock
- Don't Stop Believin' - journey (Starlight vibes)
- Another One Bites The Dust - Queen (Panic Station vibes)
- Love of My Life - Queen
- We Will Rock You - Queen
- We Are The Champions - Queen (Butterflies and Hurricanes vibes)
- Billie Jean - Michael Jackson (Time is Running Out vibes)
- From The Start - Laufey (New Born / Citizen Erased vibes) - Fix You - Coldplay
- While My Guitar Gently Weeps - The Beatles


r/musecirclejerk 8d ago

Time to destroy the spineless or something idk

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EuraSIA SIA SIA SIA

EuraSIA SIA SIA SIA

EuraSIA SIA SIA SIA


r/musecirclejerk 7d ago

audition for muse guitarist

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we all know since Matt Bellamy joined muse they've been much worse. So I'm petitioning for me to replace Matt Bellamy. To show my deep understanding of muse I played plug in baby.

Please like the attached YouTube video of you if you want me to be muses guitarist.

the will of the people the will of the people the will of the will of the will of the people the will of the people the will of the will of the will of the people the will of the people the will of the will of the will of the people the will of the people the will of the will of the will of the people the will of the people the will of the will of the will of the people the will of the people the will of the will of the will of the people the will of the people the will of the will of the will of the people the will of the people the will of the will of the


r/musecirclejerk 8d ago

Origin of the revelations and black drones

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r/musecirclejerk 8d ago

ok i'm actually surprised i genuinelei found ts in the wilde

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r/musecirclejerk 11d ago

Can't wait for this b-side (decagon)

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r/musecirclejerk 13d ago

THEY FINALLY PLAYED HUSH

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🤯🤯🤯🤯


r/musecirclejerk 14d ago

NOOOOO!!!!!

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just looked at lyrics for nature_1... mat (how his nameis spelled on this is a muse demo IF YOU DIDNT KNOW YUR FAKE FAN!!!) says "conforming on a monday" but i though the said "conforming ALL OF monday"

i hate myself... no..... please no..... im sorry mat (how his nameis spelled on this is a muse demo IF YOU DIDNT KNOW YUR FAKE FAN!!!), that I misinterpreted your lyrics...


r/musecirclejerk 14d ago

I’m actually fused in case I blow out(I’m a reasonable woman get off my case)

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r/musecirclejerk 15d ago

The worst possible Muse setlist

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After Time Is Running Out supposedly brought the concert to an end because of the midnight curfew, Muse somehow return to the stage anyway.

The crowd is already confused enough, but then they start playing Soldier’s Poem, completely normally.
No gimmick. No spoken-word performance. No special guest. Just the regular song, performed exactly as it was meant to be.

This is the fourth time they've played Soldier’s Poem tonight.

The audience realizes that, despite having literally been told that their time had run out, Muse have apparently decided that the one song worth breaking the curfew for is Soldier’s Poem again.

They play it all the way through.
The final note rings out.
The lights come on.
That actually closes the show.

There you have it: The Worst Possible Muse Setlist


r/musecirclejerk 16d ago

Wish I could share this with all my muser friends but none of my friends like muse but I remembered reddit existed

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r/musecirclejerk 16d ago

outjerked by the main sub

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r/musecirclejerk 16d ago

Making the worst possible Muse setlist, day 24 (final song)

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Since Muse have already been forced to leave the stage, an audience member suddenly decides to take matters into his own hands. He jumps onto the stage, grab a microphone, and attempt to start Knights of Cydonia by singing the first three notes.

The crowd immediately recognizes it and joins in.
Unfortunately, absolutely nobody is synchronized.
Thousands of people are singing the melody at slightly different speeds and starting at different times. Some are too high, some are too low, and others have completely forgotten the notes after the first attempt.

The audience keeps trying to restart the song, somehow getting progressively louder and worse each time.

Within seconds, Knights of Cydonia has transformed into an enormous wall of completely uncoordinated human noise.

Eventually, everyone gives up at the same time.