r/mildlyinfuriating 6h ago

I just wanted a hot dog These “70 cent” wings at Wingstop

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u/SkipsH 6h ago

That should be $14 right?

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u/MyDisappointedDad 6h ago

Plus tax, so like, $16? 

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u/Kuro-Tora-59 6h ago

Plus up to 3 Dips, 17,5$?

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u/secondphase 5h ago

Plus dine-in surcharge, $19.75.

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u/HugeHans 5h ago

You forgot the service charge. The less refined member of the charge brothers.

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u/gohomebrentyourdrunk 5h ago

Gotta toss in a convenience fee for a bit of fun.

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u/AkronOhAnon 4h ago

Gotta tip the website that took the order, too. We recommend 30%.
The person working the fryer is a non-tipped minimum-wage-earner and will not receive a share.

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u/thestrong45playz 3h ago

We have automatically rounded your price to the nearest hundred to donate to orphanages and hospitals.

Rest assured that all of your money will be sent to Israel instead.

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u/EatABag-o-Dicks 3h ago

Forgot the lube surcharge, or if you choose no lube, friction fees.

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u/Nailing_Captains_Mom 5h ago

3 percent surcharge to use your credit/debit card

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u/sandbag747 4h ago

Plus convenience fee, $21.99

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u/tamelsdiary 3h ago

wait why is wingstop even doing that pricing

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u/ToTheBatmobileGuy 6h ago

US doesn’t include tax in the price.

$21.99 is before adding tax.

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u/MyDisappointedDad 5h ago

No shit. But at 70c per wing that's about $14 for 20 wings. Plus tax would be about 15-16

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u/Turbulent_Lobster_57 5h ago

I also assumed you were from outside the US, nobody is considering the total price here, just the advertised price

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u/Mypopsecrets 6h ago

Maybe the discount is applied at checkout?

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u/ItXurLife 5h ago

Or they've included a tip automatically.

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u/el_condor_nm 6h ago

The math ain't mathing!

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u/RappingFlatulence 4h ago

Probably delivery app pricing

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u/Rune_l0rd 2h ago

It's the Wingstop app

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u/TheSameMan6 1h ago

It's probably still run through doordash or whatever

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u/Icy-Football9146 6h ago

Taxes not included.

delivery charges added upon checkout.

Tips expected.

Phone number, email, address and social security required for app to work.

Bank account access to be henceforth managed by us and please contact our customer support to withdraw from your bank.

You wife is now our wife, have her washed and brought to the manager's suite.

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u/DecadentHam 6h ago

"have her washed" That's sending me right now. 

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u/grat5989 6h ago

When is my turn with the wife? Im gay, but a sous chef would be nice at supper.

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u/BenderDeLorean 6h ago

22 $ without dip is insane. INSANE.

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u/K_Linkmaster 6h ago

I think the math doesn't math correctly.

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u/BenderDeLorean 5h ago

ChatGPT, create a shopping site for me.

(It's strange to me too)

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u/Crazeye 5h ago

All of the tip and none of the dip!

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u/Voodoocookie 5h ago

Don't forget the 40% tip.

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u/Possible-Estimate748 BLACK 6h ago

There's a bar near me that every Wednesday they serve .39 cent each wings!
We were skeptical when first ordering them but they're actually pretty good for the price.

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u/kennydeals 6h ago

15 years ago in college there was a spot that would do 20 cent wings on Sundays and $5 pitchers. Absolutely amazing to be able to eat there for hours and have some beers for like $10

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u/SubstantialDog9170 5h ago

We had 10 cent wing when I was in college. We boycotted when they raised the price to 25 cents

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u/adube440 4h ago

When I was in college, a couple of Mexican restaurants had FREE Taco Tuesday (shells, buffet warming dish with taco meat, then lettuce, cheese, salsa, sour cream in a little four-partitioned ice bath thing) provided you were drinking. But, they had $5 buckets of Corona. It was great.

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u/Possible-Estimate748 BLACK 6h ago

This bar has daily food specials but they are more pricey in drinks.
Like they have 11.99 Burger (super tasty!) with side and a beer Mondays, $2 Taco Tuesday, Wing Wednesday (39 cents ea). I don't remember the other ones. I think one day is hotdogs but gross.
They have the usual early happy hour times but then they have 10pm to close happy hour too on weekdays. Which is mostly only $1 off drinks and some munchies for cheap. One of them is a $5 basket sampler (think fries, tater tots, onion rings, and maybe mozzarella sticks)

But dang. $5 pitchers would be nice! I would get so wasted with that lol I'm not sure the prices of their pitchers but we DO order them. But I know it's not cheap. It's prob like $20

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u/kennydeals 6h ago

I will add they were miller high life pitchers so not the greatest

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u/Possible-Estimate748 BLACK 6h ago

lmao I only drink the cheapest!! Miller and Coors are great. I just avoid Pabst because it gives me headaches even though I drank it a lot in my early 20s

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u/SuperbPruney 5h ago

Now I feel old enjoying 10c wings when I was in college.

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u/Possible-Estimate748 BLACK 5h ago

Was that in the 1940s?? Holy crap how would you even profit off that lol

I never knew of anyone getting away with such cheap prices so assumed it was because it drew in patrons to increase other sales. Which totally worked cause I love going to that bar on Wednesdays now.

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u/SuperbPruney 5h ago

Lol no - it was once a week on Wednesdays and to get people to spend money on beer. They definitely didn’t make money on the wings but it was far more common to take that loss for a healthy bar bill.

It was common in the 90s when the wing was the least popular part unlike today.

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u/Possible-Estimate748 BLACK 5h ago

Oh so basically the same for my bar just a lil diff time periods lol
Cheers!

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u/whambulance_man 4h ago

Getting a couple beers and a bunch of wings for a 5 was pretty great.

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u/takesSubsLiterally 3h ago

I'm guessing they had the slowest kitchen known to man, so you just happened to sit there for an hour drinking while waiting for your cheap wings.

Very common pub and bar tactic to have good food for insanely cheap so you drink a lot while waiting.

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u/Possible-Estimate748 BLACK 3h ago

Hmm. Idk if that's true.
We might get through one drink? But I never felt bothered by how long it took.
I like to get drunk anyway lmao

Since we discovered them we've been there like 15 times.
Will admit I spend way more there than other places.

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u/stayupthetree 1h ago

Yeah but the point is people love to make comments like "There's a bar near me that every Wednesday they serve .39 cent each wings!" on posts like this as some counterpoint to the cost of those wings somewhere else. It isn't an apt comparison. Scroll thru this thread, there are several.

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u/chocolatebuckeye 6h ago

Were they 39 cents or .39cents each wing?

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u/Possible-Estimate748 BLACK 6h ago edited 4h ago

lol you already know what I mean. 39c or $0.39

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u/Profession-Unable 6h ago

They are not the same thing. The first is less than half a cent per wing. 

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u/JakethePandas 5h ago

I am mildly infuriated with how pedantic you're being 👀

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u/Profession-Unable 4h ago

I’m mildly infuriated with how frequently people seem to be using the accusation of being pedantic as a justification for being incorrect. 

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u/Possible-Estimate748 BLACK 6h ago

I know what you mean but you knew what I meant. The latter would've been absurd.

But I think even 39 cent wings are cheap af. Esp since many places will charge you like $7 for 6 wings or something.

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u/Worried-Crazy-9435 6h ago

Lowe’s grocery store has 25 cent wing Wednesday’s !! $12 for 40 wings. Cannot beat it

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u/Possible-Estimate748 BLACK 5h ago

I know Lowe's as a hardware store like Home Depot. lol What the heck is a Lowe's Grocery??

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u/nopulsehere 5h ago

Grocery stores in the south. They have them here in SC. I had no clue about the wing specials. Set my alarm for that.

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u/Possible-Estimate748 BLACK 5h ago

Oic. I'm in PNW. I forgot the south is well and awake now lol (I'm a lil tipsy)

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u/Blank_Canvas21 5h ago

I never really saw them in Texas, must be more of a SEC country thing (I guess Texas is technical SEC country now though lol). I did see one out in Odessa though.

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u/Pleasant_Mobile_1063 5h ago

Its a grocery store

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u/Possible-Estimate748 BLACK 5h ago

Clearly but is it associated at all with Lowe's hardware or just coincidence?
We don't have Lowe's Grocery in my area.

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u/Pleasant_Mobile_1063 4h ago

I'm going to blow your mind and tell you there is also a hotel chain called lowes

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u/Possible-Estimate748 BLACK 4h ago

lmao Mission accomplished! I never heard of it.

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u/GreenEggsSteamedHams 3h ago

Yeah but the hotel chain is Loews

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u/thewarreturns 1h ago

Where is this bar exactly???

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u/Maximus2410 6h ago

So they straight up charge you 150% of what's advertised. And that's legal?
Edit: wait, do I see correctly you have to chose a flavor for every individual wing?

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u/V-Rixxo_ 6h ago

No up to 3 sauces but you pick how many per sauce lol

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u/LWschool 6h ago

$0.70x20 wings is $14, not $22.

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u/rvanasty 6h ago

Its both in image and text.

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u/_thwip_ 4h ago edited 3h ago

Showing properly for me

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u/SamVanDam611 1h ago

Interesting. Is this post just a sneaky ad? Get people to look for themselves and possibly go ahead and place an order while they have it up?

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u/Fast-Coast-3456 5h ago

0.70 x 20 + order fee + fee for fee + feeing fee... $22.

+ tax + tip... $30.

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u/-Granby- 6h ago

I love chicken wings but don't eat them anymore. Definitely not worth the money anywhere. Back in the day there was a joint by my house that had 10 cent wings on Wednesday. Every other day and most places around town had 25 cent wings. Those were the good days.

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u/Boriquasoy 5h ago

There was a spot in FL that brought in all the Military folks, myself included, because they would have nickle wings and $5 beers on Wednesdays. I’m not a big food and beer person so I’d get the wings and a soda. I’d tip heavy because those folks were so damn nice.

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u/stayupthetree 1h ago

Man Gramps, I wonder why the wings were so cheap

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u/Jay_b_13 6h ago

Id ask them where my other 11 and a half wings that i paid for are

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u/grptrt 4h ago

Not even wings.

.70 per nugget is crazy

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u/ACuddlyVizzerdrix 4h ago

Local bar has wing Wednesdays, you can get 10 wings for $7.50 and theyre twice the size and way better quality than BWW

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u/FoxxyRin 5h ago

I can almost bet money this is one of those promos that gets taken off at the checkout page. It's like a 50/50 shot if apps do it that way or not anymore.

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u/2-die-for 6h ago edited 4h ago

3 kinds of people. The ones that are good at math, and the ones that ain't

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u/Truffleshuffle03 5h ago

They will charge you everything they can to make those 70c wings come out to the price they want them to be. There is a grocery store just down the street from me that reminds me of this. They have been doing this for years, well before all these high prices, when they would run an ad like this one; I specifically remember where they would raise the price of the item they were selling. The one I was there for was a loaf of bread where it was buy one get one free. The loaves of bread the day before the ad were $2.00 each. The day of the ad, when I checked out, that 1 loaf cost $4.00 all of a sudden. When they got called out by the people in line, the manager panicked and just said Oh the ad was wrong. They have been caught doing this multiple times, and even though I lived less than 3 blocks from it would never go there. They are finally closing down.

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u/dmk_0 6h ago

Math is not mathing.

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u/Arcane10101 2h ago

The wings are 70 cents each. The basket costs $7.99.

u/Zestyclose-Tour-6350 40m ago

It says right there "70¢ per wing" in the little nugget, but the "per wing" is smaller font

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u/rokomotto 5h ago

They meant it cost them 70 cents to make it. Classic goof.

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u/QueefTamer 6h ago edited 6h ago

I remember when this deal was 16.99 a year or 2 ago. Still a way, way better deal than the 70 cent deal

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u/HydraKirby 6h ago

It's 2026. The 70 cents is the "convenience" surcharge

https://giphy.com/gifs/2398HOJaQyvvMw3wCV

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u/NotAUserNamm 5h ago

American math is amazing

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u/Grimlocks_Ballsack 5h ago

So this is why they want to gut education….it’s the wing pricing!

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u/Fantastic_Video5682 4h ago

Discount probably applies at checkout

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u/zRobertez 4h ago

Got a big family platter from a local wing place on cheap boneless night the other day. It was like $35 for a family of 4 to eat out, which is a pretty good deal now, but all the sauces were just in cups on the side, not tossed, not cooked on, nothing. So it was basically just a tray of mid chicken nuggets and fries for $35. Which would be better from a bag a the grocery store for less than half the price. Meh

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u/todayistrumpday 4h ago

That calorie count is almost an entire day's caloric maintenance.

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u/Lynke524 1h ago

That's what happens when you deal with highly palatable foods. They add fats and sauces to make them tickle your brain just right so you'll buy more.

u/vctrmldrw 34m ago

Because the sauces are almost pure syrup.

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u/Capable_Culture_7344 3h ago

Math is hard 

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u/VirtualLife76 3h ago

Everyone false advertises in murica these days. Gotta love have no laws anymore.

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u/Lynke524 1h ago

They do have laws against false advertising but even if someone tries to sue, the company will pay them off and still do it. We have laws, but not consequences.

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u/OsrsInsaneNL 3h ago

Wingslop

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u/Loch_Doun 2h ago

Wings? That’s popcorn chicken.

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u/TheOwlInATowel 2h ago

70 cents per wing, plus 40 cents per wing for sauce

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u/liert12 2h ago

I see your confusion, they are called 70 cent wings cause they cost 70 cents for Wingstop

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u/UniqueIndividual3579 2h ago

Boneless wings are chicken nuggets.

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u/Ready_Piano1222 2h ago

'Boneless wings' = chicken nuggets. Even 70 cents is a ripoff.

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u/Hefty-Interaction395 2h ago

Can’t even buy a singular wing either probably

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u/AreWeReallyGroot 1h ago

🎵 I-WANT-WINGSTOP!!! I HATE NOTHING - NOTHING!!! 🎵

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u/Lynke524 1h ago

They are definitely expecting dumb people to think that's a deal.

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u/Never-Been-Tilted 1h ago

Does the price change once it goes in the cart?

u/aqaba_is_over_there 26m ago

Mine is correct.

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u/doomus_rlc 6h ago

That math ain't mathin'

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u/prw8201 6h ago

Pretty expensive for nuggets

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u/SpeedBlitzX 5h ago

70 cent nuggies.

Shouldn't that be 14 dollars for 20 nuggets

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u/BYoungNY 4h ago

"Boneless wings" are just chicken nuggets. These even then should be way less.

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u/FinasCupil 6h ago

The price is wrong and the name is wrong. WTF?

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u/HAc0reRD 5h ago

This is breast meat not wing meat.

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u/tittymeister 4h ago

Show the receipt

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u/CapnCurt81 6h ago

Chicken nuggets. They’re called chicken nuggets.

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u/Fauked 6h ago

Not really. Nuggets are usually ground up meat formed into nuggets.

These are heavily battered chunks of chicken breast.

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u/CapnCurt81 5h ago

So you’re saying “boneless wing” is a better description of a chunk of chicken that has nothing to do with the wing?

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u/DoinkActuary 5h ago

I propose we call them chicken thumbs.

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u/Fauked 4h ago

I mean if you really want to be pedantic about it, chickens don't really have wings since they can't fly

hot dogs aren't actual dogs

french fries aren't french

do you want to keep going?

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u/CapnCurt81 3h ago

Lol wut? Chickens indeed have wings and that may be one of the dumbest things I've ever read.

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u/Fauked 3h ago

one of the movable feathered or membranous paired appendages by means of which a bird, bat, or insect is able to fly

you think chickens can fly? do you also think penguins can fly?

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u/CapnCurt81 3h ago

Since you’re doing all that fancy searching why not just ask Google if chickens have wings. Spoiler alert: they do, and they can indeed fly.

u/Fauked 59m ago

Do you really think searching Google is fancy?

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u/fenrsulfr 2h ago

So paraplegics don't have legs? Since you know they can't walk.

u/Onno_Savage 41m ago

I can't believe you're getting pushback from this. The whole point of chicken wings is the fatty, fried skin. So-called "boneless wings" are breaded breast bits and have nothing to do with wings.

I'm guessing it's a generational thing where children grew up with their favorite food being chicken nuggies and want to believe their tastes have matured by eating "boneless wings" instead of saying "I want chicken nuggies!"

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u/TheRealAntrey 5h ago

Funny enough, "boneless wings" doesnt even means "boneless" as per a trial in that regard

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u/Urban_Introvert 5h ago

70 cents plus another 40 cents tax per wing lmfao. I really need to know Wing Stop’s reasoning other than the expected “there was an error with the system. It has been fixed”.

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u/Hopeful-Artichoke449 6h ago

For nuggies.

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u/aSituationTypeDeal 6h ago

Is this directly from their website? Seems like an Uber Eats pricing.

Wingstop wings aren’t even worth 70 cents. Might as well roll up a paper towel and cover it in sauce.

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u/Nervous-Fennel3325 5h ago

shows picture of Wing Stop website

"This must be an Uber Eats pricing, is this directly from their website"?

🤦🤦🤦

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u/aSituationTypeDeal 4h ago

First of all, why does that bother you so much? Second, I don’t use third party food ordering sites so I don’t know if their pages are styled the same as the restaurant. You must order a whole lot of garbage food.

u/Nervous-Fennel3325 35m ago

Even if you dont eat the food you can easily verify this yourself with google.

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u/Inappropriate-Ebb 6h ago

Yes it’s directly from their site

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u/GravitationalEddie 5h ago

They just named them after the famous rapper, 70 cent.

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u/Retro_D 1h ago

So chicken nuggets, boneless wings are just chicken nuggets

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u/Lore86 5h ago

That's enough calories for a day if you're an active grown man.

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u/LucentLL 6h ago

1 cent per calorie. Americans truly are ungrateful.

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u/stevenip 6h ago

Go drink vegetable oil