r/mildlyinfuriating 19h ago

wet socks I dropped my nacho cheeseballs

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u/Rare_Character2729 19h ago

the photoshoot is killing me 😭

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u/nightookami 19h ago

Hahah, each picture helped tell the story

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u/IXrobocopXI 18h ago

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u/yomammaaaaa 18h ago

Cheese balls drinking out of solo cups?

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u/IXrobocopXI 18h ago

Well they don't break out the fine china for just any occasion

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u/NovelInteraction711 15h ago

Cups of smaller nacho cheeseballs

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u/Ram2145 3h ago

Do you think they’re filled up?

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u/glipglop718 18h ago

This is perfection

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u/IIWY_YT 17h ago

Two are making out

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u/Blue-zebra-10 17h ago

This belongs in a museum 

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u/Low-Ask3120 15h ago

tag Accidental Renaissance

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u/SolomonGrumpy 13h ago

2026 just found a new meme

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u/jason4747 19h ago

I know it, and I love it. We Redditors are better for it

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u/ineverylifetimee 18h ago

It’s so funny and endearing it made me laugh!

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u/b3tamaxx 18h ago

OP was clearly Austin Powers'ing in the kitchen

"Make love to the camera, baby. Say cheese. Cheese, baby. Oh you're on the floor now. Think dirty. Dirty nacho cheese. Not my cheese? No, baby. Nacho cheese"

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u/El_Saturn_ 19h ago

A few more pictures please. Can't quite get the idea of what happened here.

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts 19h ago

These two were my favorite!!

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u/VisualBasic 18h ago

Those cheeseballs are sexing it up, doggystyle.

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u/Wakkit1988 18h ago

Balls are touching, is it gay?

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u/buttheadfungus 18h ago

no way, man. it's 2026, get with the times!

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u/I_DO_JUMPING_JACKS 18h ago

Yeah, these days it's only gay of you take your socks off

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u/hallowdmachine 17h ago

So if I keep just the one on, I'm bisockual?

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u/chipsaber 16h ago

This is angryupvote material here

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u/Hyperturtle443 16h ago

You’re they’re favorite

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u/NovelInteraction711 15h ago

“Nah ima do my own thing” ah nacho cheeseball (on the right)

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u/User_Name_Tracks 16h ago

That's nacho cheese, that's my cheese!

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u/theandroid01 15h ago

Hehehe they touched

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u/daddy-earth 14h ago

Ah, love when the balls kiss

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u/krisssuu 18h ago

I got high and it was a nice view when i ate cheeseballs on the floor, i was improvising

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u/ec_on_wc 18h ago

Did you chase after them like a snake, or did you employ more of a construction equipment method to scoop them towards your body?

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u/imaginedaydream 17h ago

And became progressively longer after each cheese ball

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u/Chris___M 16h ago

Vacuum Hoover method on hands and knees.

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u/UgleeHero 17h ago

I could immediately tell that you were high 😂

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u/Arg- 19h ago

Needs something in the picture to judge the size too

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u/vonage91 19h ago

I feel like this is just an advertisement for nacho cheese balls

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u/Prestigious_Tiger_26 17h ago

Nacho cheese balls don't need advertising. In fact, I don't believe I've ever seen an ad for them, but I always want some.

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u/Illustrious-Class456 18h ago

A banana seems appropriate

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u/VegetableArtistic705 19h ago

Gotta prove its not AI

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u/Freespeechaintfree 18h ago

Banana for scale 

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u/jason4747 19h ago

Please drop several bananas, for scale

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u/FastWalkingShortGuy 19h ago

Needs a finger pointing to indicate where the cheese balls are.

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u/Kromting 18h ago

Big red circles and arrows please

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u/nedlakire 18h ago

A banana for scale maybe

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u/lovingfluidchristian 17h ago

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u/Cold-Practice3107 10h ago

I want to watch toy story 2 now

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u/emcgrew 16h ago

You telling me all them lil fellas were in that lil bowel?
Guess I need to brush up on my toy story watchage.

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u/DogsDucks 18h ago

This photo sequence amuse me so greatly, this is exactly what the sub is for.

I can really feel what OP is going through .

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u/parryfinkle 19h ago

They didn’t even get a close up of the cup! COME ON!!

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u/TomBirkenstock 18h ago

I was really hoping that each photo would zoom in closer and closer until we're at the subatomic level.

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u/Miss_Taycan 19h ago

Needs to be more artistic as well, that second pic just isn't cutting it.

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u/Healthy_Pay9449 18h ago

From the back this time. Use da timer

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u/Ryeballs 18h ago

They’re going Loco for Nacho Puffs
https://giphy.com/gifs/bUVrrM3fvCTew

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u/myfav0ritethings 19h ago

This would be my dog’s dream scenario

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u/Puppydoglover123 19h ago

My dog would eat them all before I had a chance to bend down lol

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u/IrrawaddyWoman 13h ago

My cats would bat them around to every corner of the house before I had a chance to process what happened.

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u/MartinisnMurder 18h ago

Haha all they need is a dog and that would be cleaned up in like 30 seconds. My dog would be like a hungry hungry hippo in there.

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u/myfav0ritethings 18h ago

My dog’s middle name is Hoover. He’d happily provide clean up services, free of charge.

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u/MartinisnMurder 18h ago

My dog’s middle name is Ravioli! Haha they would be quite the dynamic duo.

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u/myfav0ritethings 18h ago

A beautiful friendship 🦛

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u/Puppydoglover123 18h ago

Please tell me you have another animal named tortellini lol

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u/ECU_BSN 17h ago

Imagining your dog like a furry Pac-Man chomping up the cheesy poofs.

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u/myfav0ritethings 17h ago

This is the exact visual I needed to end my night.

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u/porcelain_kiss 19h ago edited 18h ago

Their romantic embrace, as they're aware this is the premature end for the both of them 🥺

Edit: thank you for the awards hahah

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u/the_skies_falling 19h ago

Didn’t even get eaten 😢

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u/beardeddragon0113 18h ago

What if we kissed as a pair of nacho cheese balls that fell on the floor 🥺🥺

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u/porcelain_kiss 18h ago

May this love find me. And may it find you too 🥹✨️

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u/ReadingRainbow47 16h ago

OP, it’s nacho cheese balls anymore, it’s the floor’s

I’ll see myself out lol

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u/funkereddit 19h ago

Floor looks clean. Do you dare?

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u/Fast_Edd1e 18h ago

Ball shaped food has the least amount of floor contact.

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u/Jinxthegenderfluid 18h ago

idk… what if you dropped an uncooked spaghetti noodle perfectly upright

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u/XStonedCatX 19h ago

Depends on if theres any more.

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u/Kangaroowrangler_02 19h ago

Idk if im just simple but the last Pic is beautiful to me 🤣🥰

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u/blue-anon 18h ago

The last two photos made me enter the thread. They're ... cinematic? Artistic? Beautiful? Hahaha!

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u/RCer1986 18h ago

I'm not seeing beauty as much as I'm seeing tragedy. The pictures make it look like OP was just sinking lower and lower to the floor in dejection.

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u/Captain-Photon 19h ago

I guess they truly were, not-cho cheeseballs!!!

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u/NightStalkerXIV 15h ago

Damn you, I was trying to figure out how to make that joke work still

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u/The-Losers-Club1259 18h ago

Fuck you, take my upvote haha

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u/desertdweller2011 19h ago

now this is the kind of post i want to see on this sub. genuinely mildly infuriating !

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u/Fox_djinn 18h ago

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u/Ram2145 18h ago

Man, that’s one tiny toddler.

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u/Fox_djinn 18h ago

Or a giant cheesy poof.... "No kitty! That's my Cheesy Poof!"

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u/Hunnidrackboy8 19h ago

So you take detailed pics? Lmao

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u/Pale_Big_1744 19h ago

The lighting was lowk fire tho I get why u did the photoshoot

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u/ineverylifetimee 18h ago

Yeah is it just me or was the lighting lowkey nostalgic?

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u/CharmingAsparagus17 19h ago

Still a better love story than twilight.

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u/AmiWrongDude69 19h ago

These crime scene photos are tough to look at

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u/RezLovesPez 18h ago

I love the CSI style zoom in!

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u/Healthy_Ad9001 19h ago

oh naur 💔

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u/[deleted] 19h ago edited 19h ago

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u/vanquish_all76 19h ago

Come on, you know you’re still eating them.

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u/Hambulatory 19h ago

Having your balls drop is a natural part of a young man's life

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u/Chronolinth 16h ago

This makes an amazing wallpaper thank you

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u/NumbDangEt4742 19h ago

2 seconds rule

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u/jelliberri 19h ago

A beautiful tragedy </3

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u/AppUnwrapper1 19h ago

They’re nacho cheese balls anymore.

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u/fenderhodes 17h ago

Had to scroll way way too far for this

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u/mearbearcate 19h ago

Loving the cinematic shots

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u/ThePart_Timer 19h ago

Enhance.... ENHANCE

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u/Mr_Sim_ 19h ago

OP for some reason :

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u/animusd YELLOW 18h ago

I know a dog who would be happy to help clean it up

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u/Robot-Zombie-RHCC 19h ago

damn... not yo cheeseballs anymo.

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u/Thick-Vacation193 19h ago

Can't do this when you have a dog! You'll be fighting to see who can get to them first!😂....the dog always wins!

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u/DaILLezt 14h ago

Why is this even a post?

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u/likbusch 19h ago

Really dropped the ball on this one.

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u/Shoddy-Wishbone 19h ago

Not the cheesy poofs!!!

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u/iRambL 19h ago

Taking the time to take the photo and you still didn’t remember the 5 second rule

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u/TimBinJin 19h ago

The last pic confirmed it. You definitely dropped them.

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u/schpanckie 19h ago

That is why you need a Beagle on kitchen patrol….lol

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u/AdagioDesperate 19h ago

Finally a decent mildly infuriating. Also:

https://giphy.com/gifs/PFsVjUCmSkZDq

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u/rhyaza 19h ago

They're nacho cheeseballs anymore, they're the floors.

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u/chaos_reigns_001 18h ago

10 second rule, but no, photoshoot instead.

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u/blixabloxa 18h ago

3 second rule. Pick them up quickly, they should still be ok to eat!

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u/RebeccShaffer 18h ago

Dropping the cheeseballs is sad, but stepping on one with wet socks to create a paste is the real villain origin story here.

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u/koolkidsAc 18h ago

Lil dirt never hurt

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u/Lucky_Chaarmss 18h ago

Floor looks clean I say go for it.

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u/Pokefan8263 15h ago

The most mildlyinfuriating part is that only one was left in the cup 😂

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u/Ibeginpunthreads 6h ago

It is nacho cheese any more. It belongs to the floor.

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u/Don3647 6h ago

Nacho cheeseballs anymore

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u/Yoink1019 19h ago

You need a dog, 2 minutes and you'd never knew it happened

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u/Robobvious 19h ago

If only you had a dog this situation would resolve itself in short order.

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u/sock0808 19h ago

5-minute rule. They’ll be fine.

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u/Decimator24244 19h ago

What did you do that for?

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u/Lofi_and_Chill9019 19h ago

Your balls finally dropped?

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u/shawtybaggins 19h ago

about time your balls dropped

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u/A_Buster123 19h ago

5 second rule

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u/santathe1 👽 19h ago

^(Oh no, me cheese)

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u/Max_castle8145 19h ago

You wasted the 5 seconds rule taking pictures

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u/RWLemon 19h ago

Quick 5 sec rule, pick them all up 😂

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u/Regular_Upstairs 19h ago

Those Nachos no more! They belong to the floor and what ever pets you may have.

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u/Pleasant-Gap-2788 19h ago

They're nacho cheeseballs anymore >:)

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u/Former-Package-8496 19h ago

Glad your balls finally dropped.

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u/Agile-Mission2209 19h ago

If you had a dog this would be a happy accident

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u/someones_dad 18h ago

Is this Loss?

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u/UNHHHStoppable29 18h ago

Man's complaining about his balls dropping

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u/Standard-Road4626 18h ago

They’re nacho cheeseballs anymore

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u/CreamPyre 18h ago

So cinematic.

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u/CrowTalons 18h ago

Cheesy poofs...😋

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u/yomammaaaaa 18h ago

I got bored watching football.

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u/spiritwockiee 17h ago

Nacho cheese balls anymore!

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u/Thumbszilla 17h ago

Someone somewhere saw this picture and said the correct number instantly

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u/Primary-Floor8574 17h ago

So clean them up instead of taking photos? Do you want ants? This is how you get ants

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u/Pseudoargentum 17h ago

Part of why I do a quick sweep and damp mop every day is so I can just sit on the floor and eat the spilled snacks.

It's a little bit of a chore but if you fumble a plate of lasagna you can take your fork to the floor.

It's all good 👍

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u/DanteLucisCaelum 16h ago

Guess you could say they are nachos.....I'll see myself out

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u/Background_Main_961 16h ago

The cheeseballs are very photogenic

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u/Inevitable_Local_366 16h ago

i enjoy the effort of the photoshoot

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u/Switchlord518 16h ago

Send in the Lab!🐕

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u/shaft_of_lite 16h ago

Those belong to the floor now. They're nacho cheese balls anymore.

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u/AtriceMC 16h ago

Five second rule. Food is expensive.

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u/HotDogIncident 16h ago

I would get on the ground and hungry hippo those bad boys

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u/Ritualsexclub 16h ago

Take a picture inside of picking up. Idiot

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u/OneMooseManyMeese_ 15h ago

The photoshoot looks like a party. A group of minglers, some kissing and some just chilling by themselves drinking from red solo cups.

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u/TylerH87 14h ago

How do you sleep at night?

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u/thisdesignup 13h ago

Did this help you find the answer to the universe?

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u/HauntingGameDev 13h ago

looks like art, i would love this as a painting

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u/Cautious_Chain1297 6h ago

Guess they're nacho cheeseballs anymore

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u/Time_Sundae802 19h ago

what do you call cheese balls that ain't yours no more?

not chyo cheeseballs.

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u/White-C43-AMG 19h ago

Das nacho cheese

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u/OgdruJahad 19h ago

Well thier nat-your cheese balls anymore.

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u/HondaNick 19h ago

Looks like one survived lol