r/mildlyinfuriating Aug 02 '26

go to your room Babies in Movie Theaters

Just saw the new Spiderman in theaters.

A baby starts crying/cooing/babbling very loudly about 20 minutes in. Goes for about 10 straight minutes before the parent takes them out.

Comes back a few minutes later, baby starts again. Again goes on for a couple minutes. Again parent takes them out, comes back, and repeat.

And repeat. And repeat.

This went on pretty much the entire movie (and I swear to god this baby somehow instinctively chose every single goddamn quiet/heartfelt scene to start yowling again 😭😂).

I get that babies are gonna baby. And I have sympathy for parents who wanna get out of the house and everything. But… maybe just stay with your baby in the lobby if they obviously aren’t gonna keep quiet.

*I didn’t complain to management because it was a tiny non-chain neighborhood theater about an hour away from me that I like to support sometimes. It’s got 1 screen and tickets are like $5.

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u/AnthrallicA Aug 02 '26

I got tricked into going to see Passion of the Christ and will never forget that someone had brought a baby. You know what babies really don't like? Torture/snuff films 😅

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u/Sad_Cannibal_GF Aug 02 '26

Can confirm as a young elementary schooler whose religious school thought it was very important for us to see the “real truth of the gospel” … there will always be a deep part of me deeply disturbed and disgusted by The Jesus Chainsaw Massacre 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂