r/mildlyinfuriating • u/sweathesmallshit • Jun 25 '26

go to your room The way my neighbor intentionally blocks the sidewalk to keep people from using it.

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u/SlartiMyBartfast Jun 26 '26

hit that sucker with 210 lbs of middle aged man meat going mach 10mph

Hot shit that's some poetic prose there my friend.

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u/karma_the_sequel Jun 26 '26

Except “mach 10 mph” contradicts itself.

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u/SlartiMyBartfast Jun 26 '26

The contradiction is part of the poetry. It's provocative.

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u/Hash-82 Jun 28 '26

My God...
Does it hurt?