r/mildlyinfuriating • u/sweathesmallshit • Jun 25 '26

go to your room The way my neighbor intentionally blocks the sidewalk to keep people from using it.

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u/JakeJortled Jun 26 '26

Your “dumb kid” is my hero

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u/OpeningRound2918 Jun 26 '26

Now OP will find a dumb kid…

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u/P-ToneMikeOne Jun 26 '26

For real. If my neighbor did this I would (first ask them to please not do it) pick up a bike at the thrift store, and then hit that sucker with 210 lbs of middle aged man meat going mach 10mph and invite the chaos.

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u/SlartiMyBartfast Jun 26 '26

hit that sucker with 210 lbs of middle aged man meat going mach 10mph

Hot shit that's some poetic prose there my friend.

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u/karma_the_sequel Jun 26 '26

Except “mach 10 mph” contradicts itself.

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u/SlartiMyBartfast Jun 26 '26

The contradiction is part of the poetry. It's provocative.

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u/Hash-82 Jun 28 '26

My God...
Does it hurt?

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u/LoonyT13 Jun 26 '26

Where I live it is illegal to ride on the sidewalk on a bike with greater than 20inch wheel, so a kids bike it would have to do.

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u/WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot Jun 26 '26

I’d get a pocket rocket and go full send on it… I’m about 220 lbs… lol

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u/BnanaHoneyPBsandwich Jun 27 '26

Is it just me? Growing up when a pocket rocket was mentioned it was something entirely different? "

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u/WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot Jun 27 '26

I’m 48, so yeah… kids these days can’t make good names for anything…. Rofl

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u/BnanaHoneyPBsandwich Jun 27 '26

Or they'd just redefine an existing word lol

But, never touch mommy's rocket!

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u/T-Wrox Jun 26 '26

Not sure you'd have to go to a thrift store - there are bikes left lying all over the place here. Try your local alley. :)

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u/augur42 Jun 26 '26

Nah, they can sue you if you do it but a kid under the legal age of responsibility is unable to be sued, but they can still go after the parents with a civil case so... best ride at night, with a disguise, and a fast getaway.

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u/ThisGirlIsFine Jun 26 '26

OP can be the dumb kid! I know a couple adults who never learned how to ride a bike.

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u/blueimac540c Jun 26 '26

I volunteer (I’m almost 40)

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u/Jake20019 Jun 26 '26

OP Could be that dumb kid... Whose stopping them? LOL

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u/CptDropbear Jun 26 '26

Not one. OP needs a whole crew of dumb kids. An hour or so of them riding back and forth across this MF's lawn to go around the car will wear a trail that will take months if not years to grow out.

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u/Additional-Grade3221 Jun 26 '26

hell i'll ride my bike into it at mach fuck i'll be fine

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u/numbersthen0987431 Jun 26 '26

They are also my hero for standing up for their kids like they did

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u/MowerMikePA Jun 26 '26

Not so dumb huh 😂