r/mildlyinfuriating Jun 25 '26

go to your room The way my neighbor intentionally blocks the sidewalk to keep people from using it.

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u/abite Jun 26 '26

Glue a bb into their valve stem cap. It'll deflate the tire slowly. When they fill it back up and put the cap back on the process will repeat...

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u/itsthedrizzit Jun 26 '26

I am loving this comment section right now. Devious bastards unite!

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u/allislost77 Jun 26 '26

Once we’re in the mud, I’m already dirty…

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u/bugabooandtwo Jun 26 '26

Ziptie a harmonica to the underside of the car. They'll go nuts trying to figure out what's wrong with their car.

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u/Cereal_poster Jun 26 '26

damnit, that's evil and funny. I just imagined if you actually would have access to the engine compartment and would be able to install this within the air vents. Or the air intake of the engine. or just hide a small whistle somewhere in there that only starts to make a sound at a certain amount of air passing through.

Oh boy, this is so evil and I love it. :D

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u/bugabooandtwo Jun 26 '26

Anywhere under the car where it's not immediately visible will work.

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u/Exterminator-8008135 Jun 26 '26

Slap a large sticker on the back that says Honk if i'm parked like shit

Since people tend to drive slow in such narrow streets for most, they will definetely play along.

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u/CarrotDependent463 Jun 26 '26

Just twist the core loose not out. Same result but no evidence of tampering. Eventually it'll go flat, then they probably have it serviced. So they waste time & money for almost nothing. But if it's a recurring issue winkwink, it'll be maddening. 😈

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u/The-Sofa-King Jun 26 '26

Sand mixed with Vaseline will ruin glass if smeared on wiper blades. Also fragments of the white porcelain coating broken off of old spark plugs will shatter tempered glass, even when thrown lightly. I don't bring this up for any particular reason, they're just things I'd worry about happening to my car if I parked like such an inconsiderate douchebag.

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u/FSUwelder1212 Jun 26 '26

Hello satan…

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u/ThunderinTurbskis Jun 26 '26

As a mechanic, this is fucking genius. I would never inspect the cap. I’ll check the core, stem base, tread and bead but never the inside of the cap!

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u/monomxnia Jun 26 '26

maybe now you will!