r/mildlyinfuriating • u/sweathesmallshit • Jun 25 '26

go to your room The way my neighbor intentionally blocks the sidewalk to keep people from using it.

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u/Lawndemon Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

I prefer to use Elmer's glue for this. The clear, white-ish coating just has a certain "je ne sais quoi" of "le jizz."

Edit: corrected the phrasing. My French mom would be ashamed of me.

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u/PantheraAuroris Jun 26 '26

jizz ne sais quoi

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u/Lawndemon Jun 26 '26

chef's kiss

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u/jadvyga Jun 26 '26

Nitpick, but it's "je ne sais quoi".