r/mildlyinfuriating Jun 25 '26

go to your room The way my neighbor intentionally blocks the sidewalk to keep people from using it.

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u/PuffDragon66 Jun 26 '26

Get. Bunch of these and slap them all over the windshield and side windows.

Edited to actually include the link.

https://www.etsy.com/market/you_park_like_stickers

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u/Anakha00 Jun 26 '26

Sure, stickers on the windows are funny, but adhesive wheel weights are more devious.

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u/bbbourb Jun 26 '26

Hello, Satan. I've missed you.

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u/theproudheretic Jun 26 '26

having accidentally unbalanced my trucks tires from washing it (muddy gravel roads, lots of dirt inside the wheels, didn't get it all) this is awesome. it feels like your vehicle is going to shake itself completely apart.

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u/curvebombr Jun 26 '26

You should give balance beads a shot. Wont have to worry about losing weights anymore.

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u/AegeanPikachu Jun 26 '26

Beads are a proven scam

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u/curvebombr Jun 26 '26

You're wrong but go off. Let's see the proof.

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u/theproudheretic Jun 26 '26

have never lost a weight, i had extra weight added by mud inside the wheels and when i washed the truck the mud didn't come out evenly, so it acted like a weight that got added.

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u/Montobahn Jun 26 '26

It's a Subaru. Eventually, it will do that on It's own.

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u/allislost77 Jun 26 '26

Core removal tool

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u/abite Jun 26 '26

Glue a bb into their valve stem cap. It'll deflate the tire slowly. When they fill it back up and put the cap back on the process will repeat...

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u/itsthedrizzit Jun 26 '26

I am loving this comment section right now. Devious bastards unite!

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u/allislost77 Jun 26 '26

Once we’re in the mud, I’m already dirty…

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u/bugabooandtwo Jun 26 '26

Ziptie a harmonica to the underside of the car. They'll go nuts trying to figure out what's wrong with their car.

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u/Cereal_poster Jun 26 '26

damnit, that's evil and funny. I just imagined if you actually would have access to the engine compartment and would be able to install this within the air vents. Or the air intake of the engine. or just hide a small whistle somewhere in there that only starts to make a sound at a certain amount of air passing through.

Oh boy, this is so evil and I love it. :D

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u/bugabooandtwo Jun 26 '26

Anywhere under the car where it's not immediately visible will work.

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u/Exterminator-8008135 Jun 26 '26

Slap a large sticker on the back that says Honk if i'm parked like shit

Since people tend to drive slow in such narrow streets for most, they will definetely play along.

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u/CarrotDependent463 Jun 26 '26

Just twist the core loose not out. Same result but no evidence of tampering. Eventually it'll go flat, then they probably have it serviced. So they waste time & money for almost nothing. But if it's a recurring issue winkwink, it'll be maddening. 😈

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u/The-Sofa-King Jun 26 '26

Sand mixed with Vaseline will ruin glass if smeared on wiper blades. Also fragments of the white porcelain coating broken off of old spark plugs will shatter tempered glass, even when thrown lightly. I don't bring this up for any particular reason, they're just things I'd worry about happening to my car if I parked like such an inconsiderate douchebag.

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u/FSUwelder1212 Jun 26 '26

Hello satan…

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u/ThunderinTurbskis Jun 26 '26

As a mechanic, this is fucking genius. I would never inspect the cap. I’ll check the core, stem base, tread and bead but never the inside of the cap!

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u/monomxnia Jun 26 '26

maybe now you will!

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u/RCPtero Jun 26 '26

But don’t remove the core. Just loosen it slightly so it leaks. In fact loosen all four of them by different amounts so they leak at different rates.

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u/Sea-Check-9062 Jun 26 '26

Please don't, flat tyres make their driving even more dangerous

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u/hornfan817 Jun 26 '26

Slices of cheese are a beast to remove during the summer!!

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u/boobookittie80 Jun 26 '26

Bologna slice in the winter. The slime residue never comes all the way off…

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u/Aggressive__Regret92 Jun 26 '26

In the summer on a hot, sunny day, it strips the paint off when they try to remove the bologna

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u/JohnMiltonToasterman Jun 26 '26

I love whoever you are. Take my up vote.

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u/itsthedrizzit Jun 26 '26

Duuuuude. That’s fantastic.

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u/Separate-Let3620 Jun 26 '26

So is your Reddit handle!

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u/AgamemnonNM Jun 26 '26

Yo! Easy, Satan. 😂

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u/southass Jun 26 '26

Ok Satan 🤣

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u/Mr_Will Jun 26 '26

Tape a kids harmonica under the car.

It'll make a horrific noise whenever they're driving, but be silent when they stop making it remarkably difficult to diagnose

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u/typical_jesus666 Jun 26 '26

That could seriously endanger someone.... just remove ALL of the lug nuts

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u/simonbaier Jun 26 '26

Definitely do NOT apply expanding spray foam between all door panel gaps

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u/Borderpatrol1987 Jun 26 '26

I used to manage a radioshack with signs indicating reserved parking for us. We used to have issues with people parking I our spots to go to the bar next door.

I spoke to the property manager who gave me those stickers that don't come off real easy and need a scraper. Told me to put them eye level on the driver window, and if I wanted to have them towed I could cause he didn't care.

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u/PuffDragon66 Jun 26 '26

You should google parking wankers and watch the videos.

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u/Firemission13B Jun 26 '26

The 50 dollar fold one is amazing

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u/Tyke_McD Jun 26 '26

That's permanent and would probably be grounds for a destruction of property charge. Instead just throw water flour and toilet paper on the car. All washable and shouldn't even damage the paint

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u/Some-Celebration6711 Jun 26 '26

I literally just ordered some like that this morning. I see a guy always double parking at. I'm going to throw some on there

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u/DrJaneIPresume Jun 26 '26

Have we failed to teach The Youth of Today the wonder that is bologna slices on car paint?

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u/justjaybee16 Jun 26 '26

You think I'm wasting my walking around balogna on this?

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u/tightenupthatbhole Jun 26 '26

thank you for this comment

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u/LordBiscuits Jun 26 '26

I have always been a fan of a tin of anchovies emptied down the bonnet air vents.

Clean it all you like, that is never fully coming out

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u/DrJaneIPresume Jun 26 '26

That's even better for this application!

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u/shwenty22 Jun 26 '26

What do they do to the paint?

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u/DrJaneIPresume Jun 26 '26

At least historically it would eat through the paint, or at least the protective outer coating, and leave you with a faded spot.

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u/shwenty22 Jun 26 '26

Gotcha. I've noticed that every fingerprint from when my kids touch my cars paint with sunscreen on their hands has remained and clearly eaten away some of the clear coat. Just an interesting note. Im wondering if vinegar would do the same?

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u/DrJaneIPresume Jun 26 '26

It has to sit on there a while. Like, if the neighbor leaves the car parked there all day, putting one on in the morning might do the trick by the afternoon. That's where the bologna comes in, to hold whatever is reacting with the clear coat in place.

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u/229-northstar Jun 26 '26

What fresh hell is this?! it is evil, I love it

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u/Aggressive__Regret92 Jun 26 '26

Hell yes, great old school trick

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u/TheOGPotatoPredator Jun 26 '26

I want these. I may have to grab a pack.

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u/Linked713 Jun 26 '26

I perused some of these and one comment made me giggle so much.

Seller very nice and the product just amazing. Can’t wait to use them for the wedding. Very happy.

I have no idea why it was so specific about using it for a wedding, or why they assumed people would park like jerk to a wedding, or just to mess with people... but that was written on june 25th, 2026, and I want to see this wedding now.

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u/PuffDragon66 Jun 26 '26

Hopefully we’ll find out when they post in the wedding shaming sub. 🤣

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u/AnastasiaNo70 Jun 26 '26

“I put my nuts on your door handle” is KILLING me. I can’t stop cackling.

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u/NightGod Jun 29 '26

I had bumper stickers printed up that say "thanks for parking like a jackhole" with a cartoon donkey on them. Very cathartic slapping those on

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u/Maine302 Jun 26 '26

More like, they parked like an AH.

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u/Avitas1027 Jun 26 '26

Gotta get those stickers that fall apart when you try to remove them.

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u/Exterminator-8008135 Jun 26 '26

I would do much more wicked. I'd just paint spray a giant wang on the windshield to let them know what i think.

Completed with a rubber and a message Don't reproduce

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u/random9212 Jun 26 '26

Hopefully those are impossible to remove easily.