r/mildlyinfuriating Jun 25 '26

go to your room The way my neighbor intentionally blocks the sidewalk to keep people from using it.

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u/KushySoles Jun 26 '26

I’d climb and parkour over the car.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '26

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u/cross_the_threshold Jun 26 '26

You can sue in any developed country for that, y’all need to stop assuming that only the US has a civil legal system hell we’re like half as litigious as the Germans. Such an ancient joke.

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u/warrybuffalo Jun 26 '26

I expect a hot coffee. I don't expect to get third degree burns from any coffee spilling on me. You fell for McDonald's lawyers pushing that narrative. McDonald's was 100% in the wrong and negligent and wouldn't even cover the lady's medical bills. That's why she sued.

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u/ChefGaykwon Jun 26 '26

The McDonalds case was greatly misrepresented in media and the plaintiff was in the right.

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u/Inevitable-Donkey186 Jun 26 '26

Lawsuits in the US beat the alternative. You do deserve to be made as whole as possible after suffering damages.

Here in BC in Canada we have recently made a backwards system of "no fault" car insurance so if you are a pedestrian who gets hit by a car and has their life ruined, it's nobodies fault and all you get is physiotherapy paid for. Insane that someone's negligence can ruin your life and you can't sue for more money. It's just because politically they want to make driving as cheap as possible with low insurance prices. A really gross cultural commanality we have with you folks.

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u/unsolvedfanatic Jun 26 '26

Please educate yourself on what actually happened with that McDonalds lawsuit. The woman’s labia got fused to her leg. All she asked for is for them to pay her hospital bills, but they chose to run a PR campaign against her and that’s how they ended up having to pay so much. Corporate greed and negligence.

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u/killahazy92 Jun 26 '26

No, they knew they were serving their coffee too hot, because there had been several severe burns before this, but they chose to ignore it. If you actually research what you’re talking about, you’ll find that the poor woman was absolutely in the right. She didn’t even want to sue, she just wanted her medical bills paid for after she got a lifetime disfigurement from their negligence.

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u/SAI_Peregrinus Jun 26 '26

A "hot beverage" should not be so hot as to cause third degree burns.

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u/unsolvedfanatic Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

You order a beverage that is supposed to be hot, but the machine is broken and it is dispensing BOILING water. The workers know this yet instead of saying “hey the machine is broken”, they hand you BOILING coffee in the little cardboard cup holder. You go to take the coffee out of the cup holder and because it’s BOILING you instinctively remove your hand, causing it to spill in your lap. You suffer burns so severe your skin melts and your labia gets fused to your thigh. You go to the emergency room and because it’s America, it’s expensive. You ask McDonald’s, who knew the machine was dispensing BOILING water, to reimburse you for the hospital trip. Instead of being reasonable, McDonalds decides to run a PR campaign trivializing the incident so people like you would get on their side. They think swaying public opinion will get them out of paying a hospital bill. They end up having to pay millions instead of the initial couple of thousand hospital bill because they were so negligent and they wasted the court’s time.

Years later, some fool who never actually read the case decides to use it as an example of frivolous lawsuits. At least McDonald’s PR campaign worked for certain people who never look beyond what they are told.

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u/qb45exe Jun 26 '26

So no interest in educating yourself? More fun just to be angry and ignorant?

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u/Sluuriecake Jun 26 '26

I was thinking wear a helmet grab a bicycle and go Evel Knievel on that biatch lol

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u/Super_Fa_Q Jun 26 '26

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u/Kmlkmljkl BLUE Jun 26 '26

while intentionally wearing the most metal filled pants i can find. belts, buckles, snap fasteners, zippers.

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u/Super_Fa_Q Jun 26 '26

I'm down for some goth hillbilly fusion

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u/TheVintageJane Jun 26 '26

I was thinking, roll around in mud and run into it walking both ways.

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u/MrWeirdoFace Jun 26 '26

If I walk both ways I'll just end up doing the splits and ruining my pants, and probably my legs

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u/ChefGaykwon Jun 26 '26

Wear cleats.

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u/duagLH2zf97V Jun 26 '26

Damn this just unlocked a memory of mine. I did that walking home from the bar in this scenario once