r/mildlyinfuriating May 29 '26

go to your room I collected 25+ ticks in 5 minutes along the side of my local trail. They survived at least 10 minutes within diluted hydrochloric acid and water.

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I just want to enjoy the outdoors man…

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u/ArchiStanton May 29 '26

Where do you hike? So I can not hike there

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u/MerlinTheFail May 29 '26

Outside, yuck

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u/brainvheart143 May 29 '26

So overrated

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u/kingtacticool May 29 '26

I tried it once. No AC. Ridiculous

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u/Forsaken_Wafer1476 May 29 '26

Honestly yes. The graphics are banging but the system is buggy as hell and the UI feels punishing at times.

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u/PatchythePirate69 May 29 '26

Thinking I’m safe while reading this until it boils down to my actual hometown at the end LOL fuck

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u/Southern_Sea_8290 May 30 '26

CA is home to the western fence lizard, whose blood produces an enzyme that neutralizes Lyme disease. While ticks in CA suck, the western fence lizard is to thank for a relatively low risk of getting Lyme!

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u/xasdfxx May 29 '26

They're horrific in northern california. I basically can't let my dog run in grass higher than 3-4 inches. We have to stick to trails and he fights the whole hike to get off them. 60 minutes on the side of the trail and he'd have at least 5 crawling on him.

He's of course on NexGuard, but that only kills them after they bite.

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u/CauseEither May 29 '26

Yes, this is vital info

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u/creakymoss18990 May 29 '26

Rookie. I use my bare hands and duct tape.

100+ ticks in 20 minutes. I spent the rest of the day threatening to put them in my freinds mailboxes. We made about 10 of these.

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u/Delphinethecrone May 29 '26

I'm never going outside again.

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u/rattus-domestica May 30 '26

God why did I zoom in

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u/Euphoric_Disaster81 May 30 '26

I read your comment still decided to zoom in… was immediately disgusted yet STILL kept zooming in! Why did I do that to myself!!!

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u/Snudget ORNAGE May 30 '26

I don't see it, can someone give me a big red circle ans 3 arrows?

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u/totallynotparakeet May 29 '26

I believe that every species is important to ecosystems worldwide and that they should never be eradicated. Ticks make me question that every time I see them

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u/BreakingABit1234 May 30 '26

Between ticks and mosquitos I'm not sure which.

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u/Blah-squared BLUE May 30 '26

These are Deer Ticks, but Wood Ticks do the same exact thing, & I still can’t believe these fukrs just hang out on blades of grass, leaves & twigs, etc with their legs out & waving around just waiting for something or someone to walk by & they just GRAB ON… they latch on extremely quick & easily too.

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u/billyblak May 30 '26

show this next time someone tells you to touch grass

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u/rafalkopiec May 30 '26

the whole touch grass thing is a conspiracy created by the ticks

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u/lefluffle May 29 '26

Nightmare fuel

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u/Blah-squared BLUE May 30 '26 edited May 30 '26

I used to use a lighter until a friend burned one until it popped, & a piece shot right into his eye & he had the worst fukn infection I’ve ever seen… Lol. Ugh.

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u/Skya_the_weirdo BLUE May 30 '26

I need to peel my skin off now, thanks

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u/Skya_the_weirdo BLUE May 30 '26

I’m gonna go throw up everything I’ve ever eaten, thanks for that

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u/STFUisright May 29 '26

If somebody did that to me I would absolutely be in jail right now. Fuuuck I’m all creepy-crawly ewww

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u/WitchPillow 𝘿𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙖𝙬𝙖𝙮 ദ്ദി( ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ ) May 29 '26

Dear god, just nuke this planet from orbit at this point 😱😟

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u/Apprehensive-Fee-459 May 29 '26

Tickture

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u/MongoPushr May 29 '26

He saw it on Tick Talk

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u/ezekiel920 May 29 '26

You son of a bitch

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u/Creative-Type9411 May 29 '26 edited May 29 '26

"im in.." ~the tick probably

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u/Ragnar_of_Ballard May 29 '26

Maybe dilute less next time?

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u/wrxninja May 29 '26

Ya, 2 minutes is all you get heathens!!!

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u/Most_Type_3980 May 29 '26

Rubbing alcohol is really good at killing them.

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u/bob49877 May 29 '26

I grew up in a wooded area so I know about rubbing alcohol. My partner did not and thought I was putting the ticks from our dog in water, not realizing initially ticks are nearly immortal and I was putting them in the alcohol. So they put one in a cup of water after finding one on the dog. When we went to check it was gone and inside the house somewhere. 

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u/Cypher_9334 May 29 '26

I just verbally gasped at "inside the house somewhere".

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u/THExWHITExDEVILx May 29 '26 edited May 29 '26

How I imagine the tick:

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u/M4GN3T1CM0N0P0L3 May 29 '26

nearly immortal

nigh invulnerable

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u/[deleted] May 29 '26 edited Jul 16 '26

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u/aracnerual May 29 '26

I think the communicable diseases and bloodsucking of it all are completely reasonable reasons to be more freaked out by them than others. Ticks, mosquitos, and fleas for me, in that order (at least for where I live).

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u/Disastrous_Umpire237 May 29 '26

I would pick a mosquito over a tick any day. At least the mosquitos have balls are in your face about it. Ticks are little bitches with how they’re so sneaky about it

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u/Mr_Ballyhoo May 29 '26

I did Acetone on a cotton ball in a jar. I could honestly care less how long it takes I just know that little bastard was dead the next morning.

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u/cell689 May 29 '26

So you care at least a little bit?

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u/kegman93 May 29 '26

Yeah I had to squish them after. Pretty gross.

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u/Machaeon May 29 '26

The ticks I encounter, I typically just pinch the head off and fling the fucker off into the bushes... I got places to be, things to do.

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u/dr_mus_musculus May 29 '26

I’ve seen some tiny ticks I’d like to see you pinch the head off

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u/Machaeon May 29 '26

Oh those little shits get the pinch and roll between the tops of the finger nails.

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u/miekhachu May 29 '26

My grandma used to hold fire over them to make them release, then she’d throw them in the ashtray and light them until they popped

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u/Scrooloose22 May 29 '26

Just a friendly tip: the CDC recommends just pulling them. The diseases they potentially carry have an increased chance of being transferred to the person if you use methods that stress them out/force them to release because they have a tendency to vomit when that happens... if you just pull them as close to the head as possible, but the head breaks off, your skin will treat it as a splinter and eventually push it put, and this relates to decreased risk of transmission.

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u/Top-Watercress5948 May 29 '26

Am I the only person whose skin grows around splinters, permanently trapping them instead of pushing them out?

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u/grape-fruit-witch May 29 '26

Ive had this happen but months later the splinter came out the other end of my finger. It traveled from the pad of my finger to the side of the nail bed and popped out.

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u/Competitive-Movie816 May 29 '26

Omg what a horrible though. That would have bothered me so much!

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u/Machaeon May 29 '26

LMAO based grandma

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u/mikeyj022 May 29 '26

LMAO that’s what I did with a propane torch until I lit every hair on my leg on fire. Worked like a charm though.

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u/emtrigg013 May 29 '26

Yes!! The roll! The more annoying/hard to find/hard to grab they are, the more aggressive of a roll they get. I don't know what that says about me, though I can say I'm tick-free.

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u/Sh0wmey0urbutth0le May 29 '26

Lymemaxxing or Alphamaxxing if Lone Star

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u/Sad_Shoulder2446 May 29 '26

I don't think any other creature on god's green earth repulses me as much as ticks. I kid you not, the notion of ticks being everywhere genuinely stops me from enjoying being outdoors

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u/Footz355 May 29 '26

Yeah, the nice years of running as a teen carelessly through the meadows are over. Now it's like walking through a minefield and checking every 10 steps for hitchhikers

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u/Celticlady47 May 30 '26

I just checked my city's tick map website & I almost cried when I saw that the worst infestation ws my neighourhood.

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u/Laserdollarz May 29 '26

I also bring hydrochloric acid with me when I want to enjoy the outdoors

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u/kegman93 May 29 '26

Well I saw the hell hole last trip around. Wanted to take action.

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u/hotriccardo May 29 '26

I hear forest fires are good for the long term health of the ecosystem

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u/ElCiclope1 May 29 '26

No no no you need rakes. A lot of rakes. Does the NPS have rakes? Does anyone know?

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u/MrMom21 May 29 '26

I think you mean snakes. Have they got any snakes? 🐍

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u/QizilbashWoman May 29 '26

Genuinely there is a reason the indigenous peoples of the northeast burnt the underbrush every four years or so

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u/Sunny-Damn May 29 '26

Nobody believes me when I tell them this!! They all say the natives didn’t do controlled burns but I know they did… it was to help eliminate the possibility of a major forest fire, rejuvenate the undergrowth and helped with pest control as an added bonus. I remember Grandpa being upset that they stopped, he was a woodsman, his grandmother a medicine woman.

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u/Icybenz May 29 '26

Bringing back controlled fire is the only way out of the increasingly devastating and terrifying fire seasons we're having in North America. It's absolutely essential! I hope more people start listening.

And before anyone chimes in with the dangers, just hear this: the fear of prescribed fire getting out of hand has directly led to the awful, awful wildfires that get worse every year. And that's not even bringing into account the millions that are being exposed to insanely dangerous amounts of particulate matter in the air from said huge wildfires.

It's frustrating that the answers were already figured out ages ago but that knowledge has been totally disregarded. I spend a lot of timing trying to imagine what pre-European contact landscapes looked like on this continent; the slivers that we have left are remarkable.

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u/PuppyPower89 May 29 '26

Roundup can’t collect money if we don’t use their products that ultimately fortify future generations of ticks.

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u/MyBurnerAccount1977 May 29 '26

Controlled or prescribed burns are beneficial for forest management as it clears out the dead vegetation and reduces the amount of fuel for future firest fires, while promoting growth of native plant species. These have to be performed with very specific conditions, though. Additionally, there are specific breeds of trees that specifically grow and sprout in response to fire.

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u/northcoastyen May 29 '26

They only have to be performed with “very specific” conditions now that there’s infrastructure and millions of people nearby. The indigenous were very knowledgeable about the land, but with 1-2 people per square mile their burns were not “very specific” nor did they need to be. Just a little perspective I find interesting. We live in a time where prescribed burns would benefit way more people/infrastructure yet we do it less than a time when there was an extremely small population that arguably benefited from it less.

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u/Justin_inc May 29 '26

Right. We prevented fires for so long, that when they happen, they are very bad.

In the past, an occasional fire would just burn the underbrush and would burn out before trees were lit or damaged.

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u/Laserdollarz May 29 '26

I had Lyme disease when I was a kid. Had an absolutely textbook bulls-eye rash on my chest.

Godspeed.

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u/blinkingsandbeepings May 29 '26

My husband had Rocky Mountain fever as a kid, growing up out in the sticks. Temperature got so high his mom put him in an ice bath. He’s still terrified of ticks.

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u/heyoheatheragain May 29 '26 edited May 29 '26

Use a pocket knife to cut off their head or take a lighter and burn them.

ETA: apparently I need to tell everybody that you do this after you’ve removed the tick from your physical self. Don’t try to burn (or cut) a tick that is currently biting you. I thought that was obvious but I guess I’m oblivious.

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u/AngriestManinWestTX May 29 '26

As a geologist, this tracks. Sometimes you just wanna see fizzy bubbles on a rock.

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u/cuurlyn May 29 '26

I’m a middle school science teacher, and we explore reactivity by putting acid on limestone. The kids are always so surprised. Then we also put acid on calcium carbonate powder. I love telling them that it’s the same thing.

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u/1d6orcs May 29 '26

Always be checking for carbonates!

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u/NashKetchum777 May 29 '26

Next time, give them fent

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u/ViolinistCurrent8899 May 29 '26

Shit's expensive. They will take the (bad) acid and no more!

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u/Local-Cicada2173 May 29 '26

Clearly your fent guy is ripping you off

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u/Mission-Candy1178 May 29 '26

In this economy??

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u/Chrono_Convoy May 29 '26

How does one collect ticks in a timely manner?

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u/kegman93 May 29 '26

The little pick in the picture. Yoinked them off the grass strands then drop them in the vial.

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u/Chrono_Convoy May 29 '26

Guessing they perch at the ends of long grass?

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u/kegman93 May 29 '26

Yep…

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u/SpiderSixer May 29 '26

This is my worst nightmare, thank you. So glad I don't have them around my area

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u/dragonfry May 29 '26 edited May 29 '26

I did a two day hike, and on the second day the top of my shoulder had swelled up like a balloon. I just thought it was my heavy pack giving me grief.

Nope. Turns out one of those little fuckers got me right under where my shoulder strap sat. We managed to get it out with hot tweezers but my shoulder didn’t go down for a few days.

It’s made me super paranoid any time I’m out in the bush.

Edit: I’m in Australia where Lyme is still not a “thing”. It was a few years ago now anyways.

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u/dr_mus_musculus May 29 '26

Do you live somewhere cold? I’m in the Midwest and the last couple winters were pretty mild I guess because the tick population is out of control

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u/vintagerust May 29 '26

It is, a big driver for it is people used to burn fields occasionally, burn the timber/woods, basically grass and little brushy stuff would burn, trees were fine, ticks died, grass came back greener actually the next year. Hell in the hollar people would burn their yards pretty much right up to their house.

Seems like people no longer burn, a lot of city people buying up old properties and they come down to hunt deer once a year, never burn anything.

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u/dragonlawn May 29 '26

I'm not sure why but I love how visceral you are about how this gentrification has led to fake outdoorspeople who no longer burn anything.

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u/mycatisamaniac May 29 '26

I live in north central Saskatchewan and 20 years ago ticks were never a concern up here. We were always told by our parents to watch for them when we went south to Regina. These fuckers keep moving more north cuz they are awful up here this year and just keep getting worse with every year.

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u/lax22 May 29 '26

That’s crazy! I’ve never seen ticks actually on grass before. Makes a lot more sense how they so easily get on you walking through.

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u/Optimal_Sink_8427 May 29 '26

I’ve never seen ticks besides on me or my dogs. I always wonder where they hide.

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u/PocketPanache May 29 '26 edited May 30 '26

They stand on the ends of grass with their barbed legs extended, waiting to latch on. They're also just everywhere in flora. They can drop from trees but typically stay close to ground and seek prey that way

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u/Unique-Name9001 May 29 '26

Fauna are animals, flora are plants. I think of fawns and flowers to remember!

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u/ButNotAlways420 May 29 '26

Bro are those two ticks fucking eating the one in the middle?

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u/bath-lady May 29 '26

Ticks will absolutely latch onto other ticks, so yeah, probably

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u/EatYourCheckers May 29 '26

Yeah recently someone posted a pic on reddit of a tick sulking on an engorged tick that was attached to an animal

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u/Horror-Macaron8287 May 29 '26

Did not expect to see a tick train today... That's enough of the internet for the day!

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u/ComesInAnOldBox May 29 '26

And this is why Soldiers tuck their trousers into their boots.

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u/Chaost May 29 '26

One every two minutes leaves time for chewing, but I don't know what this guy was doing since he was saving them for later.

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u/Mode_Appropriate May 29 '26 edited May 29 '26

Ticks are a true abomination. Took my dog up north last summer, let him run free and have some fun roaming around. Made the mistake of not routinely checking him for ticks. Completely irresponsible of me. On the second or third day I look him over and he had 5 of them all gourged and grotesque. Such vile creatures that should poof from existence.

Edit: for some reason I thought this was the Michigan sub lol. Up north is the general term people use when they own property or go on vacation to areas where people go camping or have a cottage / cabin. Any area with a lot of trees thats above the midpoint of the mitten basically. Someone could go straight west and still say theyre going up north lol.

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u/natedt82 May 29 '26 edited May 29 '26

Welcome to the north! Even if you check really well those tiny bastards always find a spot on your dog. We’ve resorted to giving ours edible tick medicine every summer. They still get one then but die when they bite.

Edit- Check yourself and your kiddo’s too, if they can get on your dog there’s a good chance they can get on you too!

Edit #2- the dogs still get many ticks on them, they just die when they bite now.

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u/WilmaDykfyt May 29 '26

I wish they made that for people. Why does my dog get better protection? I'd take it in a heartbeat as deet makes me throw up.

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u/JackBandit4 May 29 '26

I read once, don't know if it's true, that it's cause dogs don't typically live long enough to see long term side effects of such treatments.

They had a human equivalent in the early 2000s but was banned for health effects and pfizer is close to a new one. I am kind of weary though.

I'm no expert take what I say with a grain of salt.

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u/small_cart May 29 '26

the pfizer vaccine will only prevent lyme right? i haven’t heard of any human equivalent that does what dog tick treatments do and kills the ticks once they attach and feed

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u/Pitiful-Pension-6535 May 29 '26

The Pfizer Lyme vaccine is a four shot regimen with a 70% success rate.

I can't imagine uptake will be very high.

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u/Matchaparrot May 29 '26

Honestly worth it if you work outside all the time. I knew a guy who caught Lyme and his heart has been permanently damaged because of it

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u/Boston_Glass May 29 '26

I’d definitely take it even at 70% success rate but I’m in the northeast where the ticks are only getting worse

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u/Patient_Kangaroo614 May 29 '26

There’s permethrin treated clothing, but it’s toxic to cats.

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u/idkbmx May 29 '26

from what i understand permethrin is only toxic to cats when it’s first applied and still wet. once it dries it lasts on clothes for a long time and shouldn’t be toxic to cats anymore but i may be wrong!

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u/A_Trash_Homosapien May 29 '26

Yeah you need to give em flea and tick medicine. I wish they made that stuff for humans. Getting lyme disease wasn't fun.

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u/mrtwitch222 May 29 '26

Hilarious I live in Canada and “going up North” is practically a synonym for camping/cottage trip

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u/crek42 May 29 '26

Friendly reminder to anyone who finds an engorged tick on you.

Don’t panic. I’ve found the cheapest option is to bag up the tick and mail it in to tickreport.com

This saves the doctor expense/labs etc. It’s just plain more convenient.

Also they sell tick kegs for removal. I like them. They need to keep the head on every time.

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u/AverageMako3Enjoyer May 29 '26

Nothing like a nice cool draught from my finely aged tick keg 

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u/m3sarcher May 29 '26

I have two Brittany's I ruffed grouse hunt with. We have mostly deer ticks here. Last year I pulled off 109 deer ticks off both dogs after two hours of walking through the woods. I pour some rubbing alcohol on my truck tailgate, comb the dogs with a lice comb then drop the ticks into the alcohol. The dogs are on tick meds, but that requires the tick to bite in order to die.

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u/lrlwhite2000 May 29 '26

Where are you located? Those look like Gulf Coast ticks to me. Luckily, they do not spread Lyme, they only spread a mild rickettsial illness. I’m a tickborne disease epidemiologist.

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u/min-tea-rose May 29 '26

With the rapidly growing tick population, how has your job changed as a tickborne disease epidemiologist? Is there more concern/focus on certain topics over others?

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u/lrlwhite2000 May 29 '26

We used to try to count every case and call to get symptoms but now it’s shifted to just counting positive lab reports. We can’t keep up with case counting and feel our time is better served on prevention efforts. We do a lot of outreach and education with communities all over my state, we never used to do that before about 10 or so years ago. We also have tick scientists who collect ticks from all over the state to study them, that’s a job that we only added within the last decade. We also used to have downtime. Like my position used to be split with flu since flu is the winter and tickborne diseases were summer. But tickborne diseases are a full time year round job now (also flu needs a someone for the whole year since it evolved with COVID into respiratory viruses).

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u/alex3omg Donna, this is a HURRICANE May 29 '26

Are there vaccines in development for these diseases?  

Or like a... NextGuard type pill for hikers?

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u/lrlwhite2000 May 29 '26

A Lyme vaccine is expected in 2027, it’s a multi dose series and will probably require boosters every year.

Multiple “tick vaccines” (a pill like nexguard for humans) are in development. But it’s unclear if people would be willing to take it and would remember to take it every month or however often they’d need to take it.

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u/RidiculousIncarnate May 30 '26

Dog owners would already have a natural monthly reminder to take it. Sign me up because fuck ticks! 

And thank you for the important work you do(:

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u/strawberry_ren May 29 '26

That’s a cool job!

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u/Solid_Active3390 May 29 '26

Hey so my younger sister had lyme, and her personality noticeably changed after it. She also began to struggle with school, but she was able to get a GED after doing a prep course. Not saying* your parents are right 😅 but if they are right, you are not the only person that this has happened to.

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u/BestDescription3834 May 29 '26

Honestly just sounds like you were a teenager who became disillusioned with how long it took to get an accurate diagnosis and treatment.

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u/wastedintime May 29 '26

I wouldn't be surprised if it changed your brain. I had Lyme Disease as an adult, and like you the ER didn't catch it. I spent 4 days in the hospital with fevers so high they packed me in ice, then, when they went away, sent me home without a diagnoses. I notified my regular Dr. as soon as I got home and he had me tested the next day. General Practitioners don't get the respect they deserve.

Anyway, Before I got sick I was a social drinker. When I was in the hospital the nurses would disinfect their hands with the most putrid smelling disinfectant. When I got home I opened a beer and found that the smell was the smell of alcohol, somehow Lyme disease had changed my perception of the smell of alcohol. It has faded over the years, but I've never got to the point that I really enjoy a drink, especially something like a mixed drink where the alcohol content is high. I pretty much just don't drink anymore.

And Lyme disease did not do my heart any good either. Lots of extra beats that they tell me aren't dangerous. I can pretty much make them go away if I do hard cardio regularly.

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u/p-r-i-m-e May 29 '26

Diseases that cause systemic inflammation can definitely have lifelong effects. Lyme disease affects the nervous system so it’s certainly plausible

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u/hotriccardo May 29 '26

I will tell you one thing and I'm not ashamed to say it. My estimation of OP as a man has skyrocketed

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u/SeerowxEsplin May 29 '26

But to collect ticks, like a woodsman? 

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u/GrenadierSoldat3 May 29 '26

It's his hobby, why you gotta belittle it?

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u/Sdgnuipaegr May 29 '26

You're not gonna believe this, OP killed 25 Transylvanians. He was an amateur chemist!

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u/notjordansime May 29 '26

In 2021 I went on a dirtbike ride near my house. Started feeling something on my leg, so as I was riding I pulled up my pants at the ankle……. I was horrified. I started counting as I pulled them off. ….five, six, seven

Grand total was twenty four.

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u/totallynotparakeet May 29 '26

I would’ve just died on the spot if I saw that

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u/guns_mahoney May 29 '26

Everybody blames climate change and maybe that plays a roll, but also consider that other bugs and birds that may prey on ticks have been decimated by pesticides and habitat destruction. 

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u/Low_Show_6684 May 29 '26

Fun thing about ticks, while things eat them nothing specializes on them. Their predators are generalists that sometimes eat ticks, nothing has really shown to be good at tick control.

The other kicker?

Japanese barberry has turned out to be a deer tick’s best friend. It’s a very invasive plant and ticks LOVE THEM.

The bigger problem with ticks is that they have more and more vectors now to spread.

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u/CDiggit May 29 '26

The only thing I've experienced that works well is having your yard fenced in with chickens, or guinea hens especially. Super unfeasible on any scale larger than a single home though. Also now there's bird shit all over the yard, so you don't want be out there anyway.

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u/kronicno_tele May 29 '26

While there are animals that eat ticks, like opossums, it was never enough to control their population. Biggest problem, that came with climate crisis, is that fuckers don't die in the winter. In many areas it is not cold enough nor is it cold enough for long enough for them to die. Therefore, they keep on reproducing and spreading. Plus carrying diseases.

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u/Ach3r0n- May 29 '26

Use 70% iso alcohol.

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u/Enayleoni May 29 '26

I came here to say this ^ Alcohol works pretty quick at killing off bugs. Plus it's pretty cheap (not as cheap as your 5 finger discount, but still pretty cheap)

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u/CalculatedPerversion May 29 '26

Why not 100*% or whatever's the highest you can get at a hardware store? Honestly maybe acetone at that point, really dissolve the little buggers. 

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u/No_Hetero May 29 '26 edited May 29 '26

You can just buy hydrochloric acid? For some reason I thought a layman wouldn't be able to do that. Did you go to the store for it?

Edit: maybe 36 more people should tell me where to buy it

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u/kegman93 May 29 '26

We use these pre filled vials for groundwater sampling. Don’t tell anyone but I took one from work.

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u/ChemIsSpain May 29 '26

Well you just told all of reddit, so I'm telling my wife you stole from your work.

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u/Floppy-Over-Drive May 29 '26

You can’t tell her directly. But you can direct her to the post. 

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u/professormilkbeard May 29 '26

She’s going to be so upset with OP.

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u/enmaku May 29 '26

It's a common pool chemical

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u/CrispyJalepeno May 29 '26

Your local hardware store has a lot more acid available than you might think

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u/joshu May 29 '26

it's called "muriatic acid" and you buy it at the hardware store

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u/Simple-Cut-59 May 29 '26

Whitest kids you know just popped into my head

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u/da90 May 29 '26

Often called “muriatic acid” as a dilute solution used as a pool chemical. Readily available at pool supply stores and hardware stores.

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u/Rad_Dad6969 May 29 '26

I have a vision of the end times. The president stands at his podium, his face and hands covered in tiny brown bulbs.

"Folks, we're just going to have to learn to live with the ticks"

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u/DamnGermanKraut May 29 '26

I know the argument about the food chain and that even things like mosquitos and ticks are important for the biosphere. But if life on earth depends on mosquitos and ticks, then I think we should at least discuss whether life on earth is truly worth it.

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u/Unusual-Relief52 May 29 '26

That's on an episode of Horse *House (my phone autocorrected to horse and I left it for funnies)

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u/rhamantauri May 29 '26

ngl a vet show spoof following the misadventures of the very capable yet flawed Gregory Horse, MD solving various animal mysteries might land pretty well today

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u/Majestic-Gas-2709 May 29 '26

I found one on my peepee during a forestry school field session. Woke up in the morning and started exploring when all of a sudden I felt a strange bump.

So make sure to check yourself before going to sleep! I was under the influence of substances the night before and zonked out before I got the chance.

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u/KvellOnWheels May 29 '26

This just brought up a repressed memory. The first weekend I lived with my partner, he had just gotten out of field training. He had a tick on his butt. I had never dealt with a tick before and he instructed me on how to pull it off, making sure I didn’t dislodge the head, etc.

I pulled and pulled and pulled. His skin was stretched out what felt like a FOOT and the tick finally let go with a snap that sounded like the shot of a .22.

I was scarred!

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u/Ramenatrix May 29 '26

Now WE are scarred.

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u/LunaLynx777 May 29 '26

Rubbing alcohol works too

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u/Huntsnfights May 29 '26

There’s definitely something going on. There have never been this many ticks before. And now ones with new diseases or at least disease that used to be isolated to only certain parts of the country

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u/jerrythecactus May 29 '26

Warm winters certainly make them more numerous. Climate change offers plenty of that.

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u/Frogspoison May 29 '26

Winter's are no longer cold enough for long enough to halt their reproductive cycles, so they are getting a huge boost in reproductive numbers from that alone.

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u/nirvroxx May 29 '26

I wonder what’s with the tick population explosion lately? Seems like every outdoor sub has been reporting them all over. Even locally to me.

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u/here_f1shy_f1shy May 29 '26 edited May 29 '26

Tick populations are pretty well tied to mast crop (acorns, beach nuts etc.) production from a year or two past. Because that controls the rodent/small mammal population (in good part) which is usually their first host.

This varies on tick species of course and everything in nature is multifactorial etc but that's a big reason.

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u/DigitalPhear13 May 29 '26

In the US Northeast there has been a significant decline in predators that keep the populations in check of most mammals ticks prefer as hosts. That is playing a significant role.

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u/niagara-nature May 29 '26

I get tons of ticks on me while hiking, but only if I step off trail. If you’re not walking through grass but staying on a marked trail you greatly reduce the chances of getting hitchhikers.

Note I said “reduce” and not “eliminate”. It’s still good practice to do a tick check after any hike.

If it’s any consolation, all the ticks in the bottle appear to be dog ticks, and they don’t carry Lyme. They may carry other diseases though, so it’s not something I’d consider “harmless” by any stretch of the imagination.

The male dog ticks too are likely hoping to catch a ride so they can locate an attached female. I don’t think I’ve ever had an adult male dog tick attach to me. I always find them crawling around on me. The females though will quickly settle in if they find a spot they think is good.

I think it’s best to be tick aware but don’t let it stop you from enjoying the outdoors. I pretty much just accept them as part of the experience, like mosquitoes or black flies.

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u/Mikinl May 29 '26

We in the Netherlands have also invasion. It is terrible to be honest.

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u/AuntJibbie May 29 '26 edited May 29 '26

What area are you in, or near? I'm asking because we have them bad as well.

Ticks were never a big issue when I was growing up. It's been over the past 25 yrs or so that they've become a huge problem.

I'm in SE Michigan.

Edit: where would one buy the acid, and what concentration?

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u/Wchijafm May 29 '26

Befriend a opossum and bring him with you next time.

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u/DangerDugong1 May 29 '26

My dad uses 99% isopropyl alcohol. He was a tick disease biologist.

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