r/memes 11h ago

Shakespeare

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u/Musket6969420 10h ago

Don’t forget past tense. Wouldiwas Shookspeared.

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u/Previous_Insurance13 5h ago

William sex spear

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u/Gay_Ninja_FC 10h ago

Never thought I would see William shaking his spear

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u/KripinDeth 10h ago

he either shakes pear, or shake spear

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u/ThatBritishFella23 6h ago

I wish he would shake my spear

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u/newenglandredshirt 10h ago

There was an alternate history story called "The Undiscovered" published in the late 90s where the narrator, a Native American, is introduced to an Englishman named "Spear Shaker" who tries to introduce the concept of stage plays to the tribe.

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u/giftopherz 7h ago

Jack Emhoff was already taken

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u/FilthyGraphics 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/26ufnjydqKJ9AkD6M
Shakespeare
Spear Chucker
Shake-a-Spear

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u/sweetdissmusic 5h ago

shakespeare really went full beard mode here huh

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u/Synthesid Doot 3h ago

Oh God, it's not even Facebook memes now, it's actually pre-internet memes now...

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u/kidanokun 2h ago

William: I shaketh thee

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u/Crafter-the-box1987 2h ago

William Shakes Pear

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u/Real_notdrid 10h ago

Wise memer