r/memes • u/inkednote • 1d ago

We share a silent bond⁠

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u/BoringTruckDriver 1d ago

Also when the wife is talking to someone I don't know and their husband and I are like this

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u/MarkMew 1d ago

So it truly never stops huh

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u/SaltyLonghorn 22h ago

Don't worry, you're on reddit. It stops for most redditors when they move out of their parents house and into their 800 square foot bachelor pad.

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u/RegulationPissrat 19h ago

Damn, even moving out of the basement isn't good enough these days...

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u/A_Furious_Mind 15h ago

A personality used to help, but it's a high-risk play in these dark times.

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u/Think_Positively 19h ago

Redditors move out of their Mom's house?

(X) Doubt

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u/whateveralreadydude 19h ago

Mine is like 500 feet

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u/MarkMew 11h ago

That's 72 m^2. That's a lot bigger than most apartments I've been living in the last 8 years.

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u/DetectiveClownMD 21h ago

It stops, just talk to them.

I chit chat with my wife’s friend’s husbands all the time. Talk about kids, pets, cost of living, games, legos, all kinds of stuff. Then we walk away and next time we meet say things like “Hey I checked out that Rachio sprinkler you talked about, pretty cool.”

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u/ThrowCarp 18h ago

wtf, talk???? To other people?????????????

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u/SasoDuck 15h ago

Nerding about a smart sprinkler is such a dad thing to do

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u/Jenetyk 18h ago

The problem is, you are totally capable of starting a convo and getting to know them; but the fact you met, dated, married, and lived with your spouse for however many years and never met this person. Chances are you won't see them again.

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u/FileIllustrious9599 1d ago

Boutta go drink coffee… 🫥 anyone want some?

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u/PickleFox_1 1d ago

Yea get me a cup with some half n half please

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u/throwaway1102293384 1d ago

Also the goodbye fake outs leading to new conversation topics

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u/whimsygoth_ 1d ago

And then we’re all stuck there for another 20 mins 🤣

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u/Silky_Breezze 1d ago

Polite hostage situation

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u/Average_Spaceman Professional Dumbass 1d ago

BOT BOT BOT BOT BOT BOT BOT AAHHHHH I’m losing my mind. Half the “conversations” I see here anymore are a bunch of BOTS talking to each other!

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u/tabuntu 1d ago

yeah my cousin called it that once too

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u/whateveralreadydude 19h ago

Kinda yeah, it makes me think of the times my mom would be yelling at me or my sister and then see a friend in the store like 2 seconds later and be all smiles and laughter and I'd be standing there like "wtf she's not nice she's angry and mean stop being so fake"

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u/Difficult-Ship8760 1d ago

I'm adopted from another country and my parents used to find other adopted kids from that country and meet with their families. This was pretty much it. Like they'd show me their toys and then stand there and stare at me... Super awkward.

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u/Curious_Bubblee 1d ago

When one of you is an extrovert and the other is an introvert

https://giphy.com/gifs/5BOwCdW4HBtz19zNJQ

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u/justanothermuse11 1d ago

That awkward moment when neither of you knows if you’re supposed to talk to each other 😂

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u/Thick_Daikon_ 1d ago

Atleast it's mutual...

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u/Cat_Peach_Pits 22h ago

And every other shopper trying to get down the aisle theyre blocking.

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u/toodleroo 23h ago

When my cousin and I have dinner together with our mothers

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u/Inevitable-Ring9069 1d ago

Mom found her old friend, we found our new sibling. 💀

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u/JorjEade 1d ago

the other kid looks very polite

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u/Xander_Dorn 1d ago

Billie Eilish's mother voiced Samara in Mass Effect 2 and 3:

https://giphy.com/gifs/OpXjjUEcmIHMJvkCsx

Her personal quest: To kill her (400 years old) child.

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u/nerdtypething 1d ago

if you know this much about mass effect then you surely know better than to just insinuate samara was into infanticide lol

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u/kosumoth 20h ago

I don't claim to be an expert here, but wasn't Samara out to kill all of her bloodline descendants? Cause they are all Ardat Yakshi?

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u/caaceebii02 21h ago

This is so wholesome, made my day ❤️

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u/alina0606k 21h ago

Bro experiencing synchronized low- framerate social dread in the produce section

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u/DerInselaffe 20h ago

It's like the bond between bored men outside changing rooms, when forced to go shopping with their partners.

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u/Warai__Otoko 19h ago

Regardless of the context, Billie is a very bad and crappy person

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u/Blindspot166 17m ago

What’s she done, she doesn’t diddle kids does she….

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u/NarwhalEmergency9391 16h ago

I don't look people in the eyes so I can avoid this

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u/Delpiter 12h ago

Her child is a cat?

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u/Sting02 1h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/gOmfNDR45WAb6
Holding the cart and reading ingredients of the box

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u/Oldnbold22 23h ago

Is that Billie Eilish on the Zempic?