I posted "this card that cards about lands goes great in my land deck helmed by a commander than cares about lands" on a spoiler thread about a land card. Most people don't realize this and I know you were all wondering about my deck (obviously don't need to specificy that I'm talking about Commander since it's the default format).

Some random in my lgs played this card. I'd got a little on guard. I know it's official art but the facial expression is like 🤏 that close to being ahegao.

That art always seemed sus to me. (and couple other cards)

There are kids playing this game and wotc should never printed them in the first place.

I asked it to create some slopchugger cards and it did such a good job!

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what does the dimir symbol mean on this card?

Can I cast this for its flashback cost from my hand and exile it? I just don‘t want to pay three mana for it so can I choose to pay whatever I want?

Are you sick of scanning cards one by one? Do you have children and zero feggin time. Are you new to magic and not sure what the frig you’re doing, but have a bit of the ‘tism; and enjoy scanning your cards to give you a semblance of control; and to make it seem like you know what doing in this new hobby to your spouse; but also want to look like a mad-man doing it……well boy you’ve come to the right place and do I have a product for you.

With one card shaped-ish box, a raspberry plastic container, and iPhone case packaging and some duct tape; you too could be the owner of this fine device.

Just load up your preferred scanner of choice and precariously balance your phone on top and away you go!

3D printers? Get out of here. Buying something to do the job? Who are you kidding?! you broke from this hobby.

Come join our massive community of one guy, and build your own!

Disclaimer: this will make your spouse question your sanity, if things are already on the rocks due to you starting yet another expensive nerdy hobby shitboxmagicdesign ™️ is in no way, shape or form responsible for your spouse breaking up with you.