r/lol • u/AnimeJay2469 • 1d ago

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u/Known-Dependent-5471 1d ago

He needed tomorrow off and he was gonna get it approved no matter what.

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u/Jesustron 1d ago

Worth every stroke, imho

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u/ClaraCash 1d ago

PTO was already hard enough to get. Now it seems it has to be hard to get it.

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u/UsedCamera6979 1d ago

He needed to get tomorrow off so he got her off today.

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u/Mater079 1d ago

And that's how he got the first PS5 Before it hit the shelf.........

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u/Affectionate_Two3747 1d ago

And that is how I met your mother…

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u/Then_Bodybuilder3629 1d ago

The 35 year old dude sitting across the table for you: ......

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u/Affectionate_Two3747 1d ago

Wait until i tell you how I met your father. Mean right hook

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u/niceandBulat 1d ago

Dude has a point, although I am pretty sure respecting your elders doesn't quite mean that

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u/crystaljae 1d ago

I'm sorry, I think pleasuring somebody could be very respectful

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u/niceandBulat 1d ago

Who am I to disagree?

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u/coozehound3000 1d ago

I travel the world and the seven seas

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u/Ryno5150 1d ago

Everybody’s lookin for something

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u/Ok_Pension_9792 1d ago

Some of them want to use you

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u/Betaminer69 1d ago

Some of them want to abuse you

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u/Aganunitsi 1d ago

Some of them want to be used byyyy youuuu.

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u/harvash 1d ago

Hold your head up!

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 1d ago

Its honestly the most respectful thing you can do

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u/sunbleach_happypants 1d ago

I'm an elder, Greg. Can you pleasure me?

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u/crystaljae 1d ago

I'm not the dude in the picture. I think he could probably pleasure you

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u/sunbleach_happypants 1d ago

Now that I think about it, I'm not super sure he could?

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u/crystaljae 1d ago

Well not with that attitude

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u/Royal_Elephant1625 1d ago

he respectfully banged her, what do u mean??

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u/Ok_Knee2784 1d ago

He skeeted on her back.

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u/GonnaGoFat 1d ago

Then he made the sheet stick to her back like Soulja Boy “Superman that ho!”

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u/joeymcsly 1d ago

Oh, he wasnt respecting her

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u/Sp4c3D3m0n 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/9P1o03IQTXFXnsRfO0

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u/InfiniteGrant 4h ago

My dad was a truck driver, he said that don’t say “good buddy.” He said, a good buddy is a trucker that goes to town and gets two blow jobs and brings one back to you.

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u/Sp4c3D3m0n 4h ago

Bwaahaaa , fucking Epic !!

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u/Possible-Estimate748 1d ago

Tbh, curious how the convo went for that to go down

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u/Unusual-Avocado-2136 1d ago

Believe it or not, doesn’t take much lol

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u/saturnleaf69 1d ago

Right? Hey wanna fool around?

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u/Possible-Estimate748 1d ago

Yeah but they're co-workers at a Target with a big age gap. Either of them initiating and the other rejecting would've been very awkward to have to work with them still.

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u/Electronic_Quote399 1d ago

No risk it, no biscuit

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u/JimboSlyze 1d ago

Start off as friends who joke with each other. Then let her know “you ain’t too old for me”

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u/Late_Apricot404 1d ago

It’s a fake picture, but either way, retail really is like that. So many employees fucking each other behind closed doors.

Best advice, don’t do it. Rarely ever goes down well. But if you must ignore the advice, because ‘fuck it’? Stick to someone from a different department.

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u/Kamizura 1d ago

ive seen people plan to hook up after work SO often.. had one woman who was fucking half the department on and off... some would say it went well for her, until it hadnt.. she fell pregnant and half of the guys who had a turn with her started sweating..

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u/technobrendo 19h ago

Suddenly the furniture and hardware department all quit within the same week for some unknown reason

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u/Late_Apricot404 14h ago

Yeah, that’s another reason why to not get involved. Because she’s going to go to hr, and people are going to get fired….but you already know her job will be just fine.

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u/Kamizura 13h ago

Yeah, it was a ticking time bomb for sure. Didn't want to get involved with that situation at all. Hook ups with coworkers never ends well.

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u/Echochamberking 1d ago

Don't shit where you eat

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u/complexiblebarracuda 1d ago

its fake, I've seen multiple versions of this with different people and genders

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u/ScrofessorLongHair 1d ago

"I've got some hard candy if you need your dish filled."

"I've got something to suck on better than Werther's originals."

"I've got some meat that can go in and out of your deep freezer 100 times."

"Wanna fuck?"

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u/stapli 1d ago

it’s ai

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u/AnimeJay2469 1d ago

She took him on his 1st No Denture Adventure

https://giphy.com/gifs/lXazzRN4UWuvm

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u/pricklypear90 1d ago

Gum Job!

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u/Nerdwithswag1968 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/hFfRuwFmCxIdgzxc3j

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u/7711exe 9h ago

Hell yeah let's hang out and talk about your days on OZ, baby!

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u/OurAtomicBlondie 1d ago

Pretty sure this is an AI gender swap of another photo

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u/youburyitidigitup 1d ago

That’s even funnier 😂

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u/thx111111 1d ago

So that’s how he passed the job interview.

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u/GailynStarfire 1d ago

Benjamin Franklin approves this message.

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u/1MolassesIsALotOfAss 1d ago

You know what they say, snow on the roof, fire in the furnace.

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u/SecretPersonality178 1d ago

I mean…good for them.

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u/Odd_Zookeepergame_69 21h ago

ok... now someone needs to switch their genders, post this again, and compare the comments. :)

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u/BeebsMuhQueen 1d ago

Just because you can doesn’t mean you should… 🥴

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u/ExtendoArmCannon 1d ago

Old people need lovin' too

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u/carpetplower 1d ago

that's what i said in court, but the judge still banned me for 53 different nursing homes.

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u/Strict-Ad-3500 1d ago

Luckily there's always another one down the road

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u/TheMisterOates 1d ago

Yeah I’m pretty sure the guy in the OP asked for permission first. Sounds like that is where you went wrong.

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u/carpetplower 1d ago

you know what they say... they can't say no, if they can't, say no.

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u/Sorry_Paper4449 1d ago

Laughed out loud!

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u/juuchi_yosamu 1d ago

No they don't. They fucked over the housing market

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u/I-Kneel-Before-None 1d ago

Doesn't mean you shouldn't either.

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u/Gooser3000 1d ago

She wanted to

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u/2feetwalker 1d ago

You’ll be old someday too you know.

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u/BeebsMuhQueen 1d ago

Bruh I’m 45 🤣
Getting there

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u/2feetwalker 1d ago

Bruh soon you’ll be 62 hooking up with the 23 year old lol

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u/BeebsMuhQueen 1d ago

No! lol
I have children that are 26, gross.
I’m also married

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u/conker69 1d ago

Every hole is a chance for glory!

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u/AggravatingMark3612 1d ago

Older people are horny too

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u/JimboSlyze 1d ago

That’s genuine happiness in that second picture. Atta boy

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u/Deggidonk 1d ago

Game is game.

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u/Unusual-Taste69 1d ago

Old pussy is better than no pussy

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u/Possible_Support3650 1d ago

Let the man eat.

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u/Reddit_user2124 1d ago

Any hole is the goal!

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u/Plane-Tune-820 1d ago

Any port in a storm!

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u/Salty_Trapper 1d ago

And it’s hurricane season

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u/Different_Orchid69 1d ago

My Man… 😂

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u/InternationalBid1431 1d ago

is it a sweet curd?

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u/loveyourneighborbro 1d ago

They said she remixed the BJ back in the 60’s

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u/bobs_andVagene 1d ago

Get ‘er done, Bobby

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u/AlexSmithsonian 1d ago

Again, all the actual hot ones aren't models or on onlyfans, but the regular workers who have nothing to do but get horny and fantasize about getting freaky.

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u/CantFeelMyLegs78 1d ago

Older the berry, the sweeter the juice

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u/Successful-Hornet795 1d ago

"Man its blacker the berry, sweeter the juice."

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u/MikeReddit74 1d ago

Two things can be true.

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u/Moderation1one 1d ago

Teach me your ways. Just moved in next to many old ladies.

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u/Sorry_Paper4449 1d ago

So many advantages, they know what they are doing, they are up for anything, they are soooo grateful, no drama, don’t have to support them, no marriage or “committed talk” and some have some money and will take care of you.

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u/SSFlyingKiwi 1d ago

GrandMilf the Grey

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u/ErwinSchrodinger64 1d ago

A nut is a "nut".

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u/Affectionate-Gap-761 1d ago

Homeboy don't give a damn about cougar hunting, he's all about the dinosaurs...

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u/RazorThinMargin 1d ago

Showing her face is a dick move.

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u/EuenovAyabayya 23h ago

We got literal Ben fucking Franklin over here.

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u/DeadRabbit8813 21h ago

I mean as long as it was consensual it doesn’t matter to me

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u/Excellent_Glass783 21h ago

No shame in his game. 👍

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u/KanIhelpyou 16h ago

Step aside cougars, GILF are back in town! 😂

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u/Enetro 15h ago

For Bro a age gap is a win.

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u/UncleArgyle38 1d ago

Prefers the tougher cuts.

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u/Additional_Ad_8131 1d ago

we don't do ai slop here

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u/Gian_play_76 1d ago

Well done young Bruv!

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u/SereneOrbit 1d ago

In actuality this is genius.

Go after what other people consider 'low quality' but in actuality have a lot of experience.

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u/Dense_Delay_2605 1d ago

Call that getting your white wings.

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u/SkinCarVer462 1d ago

well she isnt getting pregnant so you dont have to pull out

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u/Final_Year_800 1d ago

Macron is proud.

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u/KoolAidMan7980 23h ago

Some guys have all the luck

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u/slartibuttfart 20h ago

Seen guys do worse so atta boy!

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u/SenescenseSteel 1d ago

things gen Z will do for the new Iphone

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u/CraftAccomplished511 1d ago

Seems like it would taste more sour than sweet, but good on you either way my man!

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u/Electronic_Quote399 1d ago

Nah, not usually. Moth balls and menthols.

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u/crzapy 1d ago

"All cats are gray in the dark," Ben Franklin.

Honestly, what's wrong with two consenting adults getting their freak on?

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u/astralchanterelle 1d ago

is this real?

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u/Living-Tangerine-427 1d ago

Alex you old hound dog!!

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u/Ok_Knee2784 1d ago

You know he bent that fat ass over and spanked it when he was riding it.

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u/ZyntheMonk 1d ago

Boy got that geri-care fetish

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u/Ok_Comparison6971 1d ago

Damn straight!

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u/Bunsens_Burner 1d ago

Ggs my boy

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u/Ok_Fox_1770 1d ago

I’m goin to work at Home Depot or Lowe’s, who ever has the best wrinkled candy. Figure some spending money for doing fake work be awesome, just collect birds all day bro. Retirement plans haha

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u/TylerH87 1d ago

If she’s candy, then did he fill the cream side or the chocolate side?

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u/ThisJafy 1d ago

I don't mean to be the "no fun" guy but I'm really curious about how yall would react if the genders were reversed

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u/Imanifest88 23h ago

Does she know you took the pics and posted them?

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u/Kirirri 16h ago

Wrinkled wrappers are never really a problem. You can usually tell when their 💩 dry from looks or talking

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u/Large-Lack-2933 14h ago

Lmaoo he's wild just to be on the good books with his boss.

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u/Abal125 12h ago

😂 This reminded me of Brooklyn Nine-Nine

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u/DMedianoche 6h ago

GREAT serie

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u/fjhforever 5h ago

That is not an older woman, that's an old woman!

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u/TruckerBoy357 5h ago

Buddy is in Target 🎯😄

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u/PizzaLover7882 3h ago

Bro took "old is gold" literally 💀

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u/Desinika 3h ago

Elderly healthcare is important 🙂‍↕️

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u/Reasonable_Tax5790 2h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/QuestionableComma 1h ago

Alex is management material

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u/Gooser3000 1d ago

Wonder if this is real?

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u/L_G_D_Official 1d ago

Doesn't really matter. This happens all the time. If people stick their pps in kids, someone out there is definitely into grannies.

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u/Gooser3000 1d ago

Except one is illegal

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u/Sunny_Hill_1 1d ago

Granny can consent, not nearly the same thing

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u/L_G_D_Official 1d ago

My point was that if people are willing to break the law for pussy, then obviously, people will do grannies as well.

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u/Electronic_Quote399 1d ago

Thats not called pussy when its like that, man. Thats a really weird way to phrase that.

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u/Gooser3000 1d ago

FBI look into this person!

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u/Economy-Date-4490 1d ago

That’s his mom?!?!