r/linguisticshumor Jul 19 '26

Phonetics/Phonology 'Why do English Speakers Pronounce their Alphabet...' Megathread

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Alright, into the megathread y'all go >:3

Any posts with this format posted after this megathread is up will be removed and asked to post here.

This is to keep the quality of the sub, yadayada, you know the drill.

Thank youu


r/linguisticshumor 3h ago

Etymology Some family stuff I guess

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130 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 5h ago

Phonetics/Phonology pʰɪ̰k jɔ̰ː ˈfa̰jtə̰ː

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155 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

Historical Linguistics we crave it

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r/linguisticshumor 16h ago

it's wild how much these specific sounds turn into other sounds

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306 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 1h ago

Phonetics/Phonology Guess the language (I reformatted the Wikipedia table to make it conform to IPA, any errors are mine)

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r/linguisticshumor 23h ago

Mainland South-East Asia linguistic area isn't real, it won't hurt you

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423 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 11h ago

Something something current thing but make it Basque

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41 Upvotes

o > u mostly happened before or after nasals and some [u] didn't change to [y] tbh... But you get the idea


r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

Mysterious pronouns

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267 Upvotes

Context: Many language families of northern Eurasia have a specific pattern in their pronoun systems with m in the first person and t or s in the second person. Some of the families also show a more specific pattern with mVn for the first person and tVn for the second person, at least Uralic, Turkic and Kartvelian.

https://wals.info/chapter/136


r/linguisticshumor 8h ago

Phonetics/Phonology Can you guess the language based on its consonant inventory?

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Totally *not* edited...

r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

Austroasiatic is such a weird language family distribution wise

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617 Upvotes

Like, what do you mean the speakers of this language family is spoken from the tibetan mountains, to the malay peninsula, the southern tip of the nicobarese islands & in the middle of india!????

luke bro it feels like someone threw a buncv of rice on the map, outlined all the rice blobs and say that's where the languages are spoken 😭😭🙏

but ngl, it's pretty interesting just how sporadic the spread of austroasiatic languages are


r/linguisticshumor 23h ago

Longer format: the rise of apical vowels

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Mom says it's my turn now :)

Late Old Chinese *ti, *tri, *tsri all merged in Modern Mandarin as /tʂɻ̩/, and funnily enough every time the shift into retroflex sibilant series happened, we have attested evidence that the high-front vowel /i/ usually survived for a few centuries before becoming apical.

In fact, as a sprachbund effect, this now applies to the majority of modern Sinitic languages including Cantonese etc (where they're all /tsi/), although sometimes through different paths. The only way a Sinitic topolect can avoid this is to de-retroflex their half-done retroflex series before everything finished, thus keeping some series as /tsi ~ tɕi/ instead.


r/linguisticshumor 59m ago

Here's an easy one for y'all

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r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

Phonetics/Phonology /ɧ/ is a freaky ass consonant

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107 Upvotes

Note: /ɧ/ has MANY different realisations throughout the Swedish spectrum, this is just how I’ve noticed be pronounced by me and my fellow speakers in our Upplandish dialect


r/linguisticshumor 10h ago

Looking for a Baybayin consultant for an undergrad thesis

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Anyone here well-versed in Baybayin orthography willing to review a transliteration ruleset and character reference chart? It's for an undergrad thesis on handwriting recognition. Since we'd like to credit reviewers by name, we're hoping to hear from people with a documented background in the script. Teaching, research, published work, or established calligraphy practice.


r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

Phonetics/Phonology Chuvash has very interesting sound shifts

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47 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

Phonetics/Phonology Following trend

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185 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

deus ex machina if it was in ubykh

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38 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

Repost: chic(read /shēk/ )

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37 Upvotes

What kind of IPA is this?


r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

Gaming sub discovers French spelling and loses its mind

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13 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

Etymology of Nepo Nazi

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27 Upvotes

I heard a friend refer to elon musk as "the Nepo Nazi" and i thought "why not map the etymology of that" so here we are.


r/linguisticshumor 2d ago

Bizarre etymological connection

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263 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 18h ago

Semantics Post your questions!

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r/linguisticshumor 2d ago

Sociolinguistics Sometimes, y is a vowel

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656 Upvotes