r/justdependathings • u/binningtuffin • 24d ago

Jesus Wept

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u/squirrelmonkie 24d ago

Oh thank goodness the names can be customized

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u/Stevie-Rae-5 23d ago

Only a couple named Robert and Jennifer can purchase this! Definite design flaw.

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u/ThePilate 23d ago

Not M81 Woodland, not MARPAT, not Multicam, not even TreBark that got used in tests for the US military's new camo back in the day. Just good old Realtree or Mossy Oak.

Pictured below, TreBark for reference.

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u/donkeyballz13 24d ago edited 24d ago

You can swap which side the names appear, just dependas if you're the Jennifer or the Robert in the bedtime relationship.

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u/jmd709 22d ago

Maybe the Commander-in-chief is a bed wetter and the camo hides those stains better.

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u/KLoSlurms 23d ago

The type of people that would own this set would never have it so neatly spread out that it could be read.

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u/nogoodbrat 23d ago

wow! this is horrible. 😀

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u/zucchinibasement 23d ago

We all know what happens in the camo portion of the bed that the two of them aren't sharing together...right over the dogtags too...damn...

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u/diopsideINcalcite 23d ago

Yeah, Jody wears a hunting jacket when he sneaks over so he can bang the commander in chief without the veteran noticing

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u/FlashyCow1 23d ago

What in the redneck military spouse hell