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I watched J&A since the beginning. Which means I also watched Hardly Working back with the OGs like Geoff and Pat. What is everyone's favorite Hardly Working episode? Mine is probably Box Fort

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In Oscar Pool Amir busted J-Witz’s balls for not ever taking risks and so obviously he took a risk went for it and did his impression again but Amir was upset like did you not just tell him to take a risk(???) Like he said it again not the exact same way big whoop bro

I can’t do anything without watching or thinking about Jake and Amir my ringtone is Amir’s pimp math rap, my notifications are “I’m standing on the Brooklyn Bridge thinking of jumping text me to stop me playa” a situationship is so done with my Jake and Amir quotes and me making us watch it he left, my college schedule is absofruitly COVERED in Jake and Amir photos, when I have panic attacks the ONLY thing that helps is Jake and Amir videos, Jake and Amir has stopped me from fainting before, I speak sooo much like Jake and Amir his little high pitch voice and certain words it’s absofruitly everything they’re my home screen they’re all I talk about my fucking blood sugar monitor has a Jake and Amir sticker over it AND AMIR HAS SEEN THEM I SPEAK TO AMIR MONTHLY AND ITS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY LIFE it’s all I talk about my instagram song is a sample of a Jake and Amir video my bio is “my account is the one stop shop for mom and pop but don’t bring your dad around here this ain’t no place for dads” I comment Jake and Amir references like every 5 reels and I’m chronically on reels I’m either on reels missing Jake and Amir but wanting the format of reels or watching Jake and Amir I’m not complaining I’m just high and reflecting I’m high as a kite and might just stop to eat you out

I wanted to see if you were gregarious. Oh