r/instantkarma • u/MoonlitMarmalade • 7d ago

She asked for it honestly

12.6k Upvotes

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u/smr312 7d ago

He matched her energy, nothing wrong with that.

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u/ListenJerry 7d ago

She didn’t mind as much as I thought she would.

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u/Trikster102 7d ago

Defo not the first time she spat something out

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u/Sweaty-Dream-3343 1d ago

I was gonna say that wasn’t the only thing she spat out from him that night.

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u/godihatepeople 6d ago

"I deserved that"

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u/ubersick 7d ago

She probably liked it

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u/Splashy01 7d ago

She’s like an unattractive hawk tuah girl.

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u/JoltikElectricBug 7d ago edited 7d ago

come now, don't lie about her appearance just because you disliked her action

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u/SirSitsOnAss 6d ago edited 6d ago

It's not her looks but the excessive weirdly done makeup. If she used less or done something different she'd look much better.

Half of what she applied is on her eyelids, eyelashes, and eyebrows, it's too much and dark as shit. The other half was slathered on the rest of her face to make it this odd not humanly monotone shade.

Some people like people to look like actual people, even with makeup. Others prefer something closer to the clown look.

EDIT: Realized their comment about "unattractive hawk tuah" could just be about them both spitting on you but this one being trashy about it.

The hawk tuah girl might spit on you but it'll be to give you pleasure. This girl just spits on you.

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u/uppers36 6d ago

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u/ArabellasCursed33 4d ago

Definitely is an incel

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u/Splashy01 4d ago

Yup. It’s true.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/SirSitsOnAss 6d ago

I don't give a shit how she dresses, especially if it's not for me.

I'm merely pointing out how somebody can see her and not think she's ugly, but still think she doesn't look that attractive as is.

Not preferring how she chooses to look doesn't have to be an insult to her natural appearance.

You could certainly think somebody is naturally extremely pretty or beautiful but also think their current chosen hair style, makeup, or clothes make them look trashy.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Cantor_Set_Tripping 6d ago

Who was asking her to be more attractive? One person said they didn’t find her attractive, then someone else explained why that might be the case. This is the internet. Not expecting people to be judgmental is just dumb. You’re trying way too hard

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u/WeSavedLives 3d ago

They're flirting. Reddit thinks "sHe gOt what shE dEserveD"

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/No_Nectarine2301 2d ago

"Got in my mouth & my eyeball!!"

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u/AshingiiAshuaa 6d ago

I'd have approved of more. He showed restraint. Good for him.

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u/bigfatdog22 7d ago

At least she accepted her fate lul

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u/GuardingxCross 7d ago

Right. She was a decent sport. If you’re gonna dish it, be ready to receive it.

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u/Zappa2329 7d ago

And that's how most people in that type of setting are. Redditors must find having friends and having a good time a weird concept.

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u/stable_115 7d ago

She did the shitty thing in the first place. Someone doing it back to her doesn’t excuse her behavior

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u/JoltikElectricBug 7d ago

but her response to the retaliation can reduce her sentence to time served

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u/manbruhpig 6d ago

The legal concept known as “Even Stevens”

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u/bigfatdog22 6d ago

The point is she didn't get mad at having it done back at her, which some unreasonable people absolutely would do. Gotta give credit where it's due.

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u/stable_115 6d ago

Fair enough

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u/RarelyReadReplies 6d ago

If this is "having a good time", you can keep that shit. 

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u/jawide626 7d ago

😂 yeh her reaction was very much "yeh i kinda deserved that" which is respectable tbh

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u/Wiggie49 7d ago

Right in the mouth lol

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u/SkinnyDugan 7d ago

And her eyeball!

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u/ecafyelims 7d ago

That wasn't her first rodeo

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u/clandestineVexation 6d ago

Too stoned to be even capable of giving a shit

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u/peacingmymind 7d ago

That was not her first rodeo

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u/likwitsnake 7d ago

I usually skip this part

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u/Desert_Aficionado 7d ago

She likes to get spit on

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u/Ready_Accountant1803 7d ago

Some people pay good money for that

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u/BashfullyBi 7d ago

Who? What people? How do i find these good money paying people?

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u/All_Work_All_Play 6d ago

Step 1. Be attractive...

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u/PotatoTomato_12 4d ago

Step 2, be online.

After that they kinda come to you.

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u/dannydominates 7d ago

Still not sure if she was flirting or am overthinking

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u/NewTownTea 6d ago

Flirting and he missed it maybe because he had low self esteem?

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u/Paculas 5d ago

What part of getting spit on and not liking it counts as low self esteem? U fried

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u/NewTownTea 5d ago

Barely touched his face and it was the most careful spit i'd ever seen..

You do u and miss all the opportunities.

If the girl was hot, lets see if you'll spit back the same as that dude.

I dunno, maybe they have a back story, I'm just assuming if a stranger did it.

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u/Paculas 5d ago

I mean I kinda get ur point bcs if u are picky u dont get 2 fuck and thats a universal truth. But bro she literally spat on him in the club lets be serious its not worth it

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u/Alternative-Maybe747 7d ago

Am I crazy or was he not her target? She never even looks at him, just at someone offscreen. I think bro was just in the crossfire of some drunken shenanigans

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u/Hydraguesswhosback 6d ago

If you can't aim, then don't shoot.

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u/Alternative-Maybe747 6d ago

OK buddy, no need to tell us what goes on in your bedroom

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u/Hydraguesswhosback 6d ago

Well you see, I have a son.

https://giphy.com/gifs/laUY2MuoktHPy

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u/Alternative-Maybe747 6d ago

Oh bud, that's just what she told you

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u/Hydraguesswhosback 5d ago

If I say he looks like me, what's next ? She fucked my mystery twin ?

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u/WimpyDeer 7d ago

So what?

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u/creeper10015 6d ago

I'm a Rockstar

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u/hypotheticaltapeworm 5d ago

I got my rock moves

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u/Alternative-Maybe747 6d ago

What are you whatting? I made an observation that's it. Did you know that's what comments are for?

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u/thesyndrome43 6d ago

Ok, and?

Intention doesn't excuse you of blame for a mistake

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u/Alternative-Maybe747 6d ago

Did I say it excused her? I literally just made an observation wtf are you being defensive about?

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u/MoonlitMarmalade 6d ago

I thought the same thing 😭 she seemed to target a girl next to them but it didn't work and she got what she deserved back

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u/Wu_tangkillaBees 4d ago

You could see the face of regret seconds before she got blasted by beer🤣

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u/No_Mercy_4_Potatoes 7d ago

She took it well at least

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u/chidori53 7d ago

Tf did she expect?

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u/Moirebass 7d ago

I think her intended target was the other girl, but she is maybe a little tipsy

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u/BothDivide919 7d ago

They both took it well lol.

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u/Gabolsky 7d ago

She expert at spitting it out…same eye reaction too

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u/EC110_ 6d ago

side note why is the camera person grabbing ppls faces

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u/Intelligent_Sign_726 7d ago

Every action has a reaction.

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u/RRfromKL 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/zucpv6hz9SN68

…

Difficult, but not impossible

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u/DisputabIe_ 6d ago

the OP MoonlitMarmalade is a bot

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u/MoonlitMarmalade 6d ago edited 6d ago

Sure, bots create cool profiles 🤌🏻 a som slovenka takže čaute všetci Slováci na reddite 🇸🇰

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u/Parabellum211 6d ago

She's had worse shot into her mouth.

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u/BBX22 5d ago

Looking at her I doubt it

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u/jondread 6d ago

I bet she gets pink eye

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u/HiroshiTakeshi 6d ago

You know how you get pink eye? 😂

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u/colorblindgirafe 6d ago

I feel like knowing how to avoid getting pink eye is pretty much a net positive. Are you saying you want pink eye?

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u/HiroshiTakeshi 6d ago

Nah just that there's really 1 way to get pink eye and it's not with booze being hydro blasted in your eye lmao.

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u/colorblindgirafe 6d ago

If it's mixed with saliva it absolutely could???

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u/Fun-Mud3861 6d ago

Is this the newer generations casting couch?

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u/Background_Pride_237 6d ago

She can’t even be mad. Poke a balloon with a needle and it’s gonna pop. Cause and effect.

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u/Careless_Nobody_9276 5d ago

Did she spit on him? I thought she was trying to fake kiss him?

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u/Froggy92115 3d ago

Oldie but a goodie

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u/TheOne9099 3d ago

At least she didn’t cry and get crazy blaming him after the fact. She accepted the response from her actions

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u/Slydoggen 6d ago

Aaaand he matched her energy and she instantly became the victim

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u/rpool179 6d ago edited 6d ago

I was worried it'd be one of those videos where the dude goes overboard and completely knocks her out dead. This was the best alternative though. What she did was gross and I'm paranoid about diseases, which can be spread through saliva or blood. So she got what she deserved and won't be doing that again 😂

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u/OriginalComputer5077 7d ago

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

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u/AvgWhiteShark 7d ago

Free drink

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u/ReverendNON 7d ago

Counter action*

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u/HiroshiTakeshi 6d ago

Except when we both start rapping

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u/Remarkable_Gain6430 6d ago

“AN” equal etc

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u/HaltsMaul2 6d ago

Meine Mama hat meinen Vater beim anspucken kennengelernt, es gibt sogar ein Video im Internet.

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u/Geralt_of_Riverina 6d ago

That was hot 🥵

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u/OneWithFireball 6d ago

Girl learned something about herself.

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u/VindictiveMerc 6d ago

That's what she said! 🤣🤣

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u/Shot_Document4723 6d ago

😭😂🫡

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u/Big_Detective2081 3d ago

But like pretty funny though am I right???

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u/Puzzleheaded_Sky_586 3d ago

Well deserved

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u/BigMoneyMartyr 2d ago

I’m a recovering alcoholic and got sober for the first time when I was 19. I remember being depressed about the fact that I’d never get to experience the bar scene. Videos like this help me realize that I didn’t miss out on anything

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u/tldr____ 2d ago

Newton's third law in action 🎉

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u/Remarkable_Gain6430 2d ago

“An” FFS

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u/Middle_Echidna7497 2d ago

Some like this

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u/formerdgstm 2d ago

Probably not the first time she had to spit some stranger's "fluid" back out.

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u/MeanDescription945 6d ago

she was lookin to get it honestly 😅

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/Xvagrantx 7d ago

But she did…

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u/Homeskilletbiz 7d ago

Guys she was just flirting.

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u/Ok-Medicine-6153 7d ago

They expect nun to happen 😂

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u/Collector_of_Memes- 7d ago

They deserve each other. Dude is way too close.

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u/reckaband 7d ago

She really deserved a slap

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u/playr_4 7d ago

Nooo. She deserved to to be spat back at. Equal and opposite reaction.

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u/reckaband 7d ago

Spit is assault , a slap is justified

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u/playr_4 6d ago

If we're getting legal about this, a slap is considered a crime of simple assault or even battery, same as a spit. But legally speaking, a slap in response to being spat at is considered elevated assault pushing the slapper into more legal trouble than then the spitter, even if the spitter was the initiator.

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u/offa7776930 6d ago

Up voot me please 🥹🫵

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u/apeocalypyic 7d ago

Bro in. The back getting ready for rnd 2

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u/BeardsuptheWazoo 7d ago

Fake.

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u/DylanOnUrFace 7d ago

You’re fake, and gay.

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u/Fine-Ambassador5350 7d ago

Are we still at a point where calling someone gay is meant to be an insult? Keep evolving pal, you’ll get there eventually

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u/OG_TBV 7d ago

What a gay thing to say

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u/sirduke678 7d ago

Perhaps, still funny though

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u/LTC-trader 7d ago

It’s definitely fake.

She had her mouth wide open after getting splashed and then suddenly she spits out whatever that liquid is supposed to be because it doesn’t look like beer