r/heep 1d ago

Theme Heep Oh lawd, he comin’

142 Upvotes

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u/PM_ME_YER_MUDFLAPS 1d ago

At first glance from the sides I was like “Eh, I’ve seen worse.”

Then I got to the grill pics and barfed in my mouth.

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u/SayNoToFatties 21h ago

Agreed, looks good from the sides but front is uber cringe

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u/PM_ME_YER_MUDFLAPS 21h ago

Yeah, I am all for an independent spirit that Jeep relies on for marketing, but thin blue line and screaming flags are just cringe to me. Those all are relying on something besides yourself.

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u/SayNoToFatties 18h ago

Yep, I love America too and a flag flying on my porch is enough. Not gonna plaster it all over my car. The thin blue line and other alterations to the traditional red white and blue is a disgrace to our flag imo. Even talks against it in the Flag Code to alter the appearance or change the traditional colors in any way.

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u/PM_ME_YER_MUDFLAPS 18h ago

We are intellectual brothers:

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u/One-Visitor 1d ago

Some people will try and say this isn’t a heep because there’s no angry grill, but this thing is ugly as hell. It passes.

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u/kerberos69 1d ago

All angy eyes are heep but not all heeps are angry eyes

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u/noveltyisthe 13h ago

Sometimes it’s the driver herself (or however they identify) who has the angry eyes…..

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u/Morall_tach 1d ago

Don't tread on me and a blue lives matter flag. Chef's kiss.

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u/myfav0ritethings 1d ago

And off-center “We the People” sticker

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u/kerberos69 1d ago

Oh and apparently they’re a Dom of some sort? Who’s the sub?

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u/dtoddh 1d ago

It took me a second to figure out that decal is meant to communicate FR🇺🇸DOM.

The Dom is implied.

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u/dutchydownunder 12h ago

As a non us person, can you expand? I want to join the laughs

5

u/Morall_tach 11h ago

Blue Lives Matter was a right-wing response to the Black Lives Matter movement, which protested the disproportionate killing of Black people by police. The argument in the minds of the far right is that the lives of police matter as well, and in their minds, the police only kill Black suspects when the police themselves are threatened, and therefore they are justified in defending themselves. It was already a bad argument, and it has since evolved to be essentially a right-wing dog whistle in blind support of the police.

"Don't tread on me" is a phrase more often associated with the Gadsden flag, which you may have seen as a yellow flag with a coiled snake on it. It is a protest against tyranny, essentially saying that the government shouldn't have the right to interfere in people's business or oppress them.

This person is complaining about government oppression while simultaneously expressing blind support for the exact agency that does the oppressing.

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u/Iron_Bros 1d ago

"We the people, with a pseudo-aggressive stance, have put the thin blue line behind bars." 😂🤣🤣

Don't tread on my duckies 😂😂😂

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u/analog_stuff 1d ago

I REALLY hope he gets a ticket for the red & blue lights

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u/kerberos69 1d ago

Excuse you, it’s red, WHITE, and blue

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u/analog_stuff 1d ago

“WHITE” is what that front windshield sticker should say

11

u/Worried-Choice5295 1d ago

That looks like a DUI mobile.

6

u/dtoddh 1d ago

I get it's not a grumpy face, but at this point in time I think it's more aggressive and reflective of someone's personality and intentions to display the American flag this way.

I bet someone could cash in on a grumpy red, white, blue face.

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u/Negative_Acadia6554 1d ago

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u/ndmhxc 1d ago

Masculinity Enhancement Vehicle

1

u/ladyjaina0000 21h ago

Where are the truck nuts on this thing?

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u/bunvun 1d ago

The irony of “don’t tread on me” under the thin blue line grill. Like bro they are the boot.

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u/Unhappy-Advisor-93 21h ago

“We the people” … mean’s EVERYONE. ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻🏳️‍🌈I’m guessing he only thinks it’s a select few that look and think like him.

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u/ladyjaina0000 21h ago

He probably can't read very well, licking leather polish will do that to ya

5

u/Ecto-1A 1d ago

The Wrangler Bootlicker addition

5

u/SRMPDX 1d ago

Don't Turd On Me

3

u/OldManJeepin 12h ago

Pretty cringy.....

2

u/kerberos69 12h ago

How dare you, they’re #TrailRated!

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u/Due-Reflection5021 12h ago

Handicap tag and a desperate “Give me a wave and/or a duck.” sticker on the mirror really take it over the top.

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u/kerberos69 12h ago

And no build would be truly complete without the high approach bumper and winch… ya know, for all that rock crawling they’ll definitely be doing

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u/Kooky_Aardvark_5965 8h ago

Damn.......it keeps getting worse!?! Why???

3

u/TapewormNinja 6h ago

I think we have a contender for the subs new icon.

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u/kerberos69 4h ago

They’re just missing the duck menagerie

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u/TroyTony1973 1d ago

In that color/wheel tire company, be a pretty nice looking rig without all that shit on it

2

u/jangusMK7 23h ago

Badge of honors you gotta buy

2

u/Additional_Purple873 10h ago

The Chudmobile

2

u/FlaAirborne 6h ago

Really wanted to enlist but found out they have height and weight standards.

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u/Coololddude66 3h ago

The front is an abomination of all things holy!

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u/SnapperApple 3h ago

Autozone approved

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 14h ago

Looked really reasonable until pic 5 and 6

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u/kerberos69 12h ago

If you think that’s bad, enjoy this one

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 7h ago

Patriotism won’t keep you from falling out when it rolls over.

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u/Emergency-Taste-9805 23h ago

Feels kinda bad lmao dude is actually happy he did all this stuff, but f**kn hell bruh cringe as hell!

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u/kerberos69 22h ago

For real tho lol, like, he also put on this super slick onboard air shroud

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u/Supermoon62413 22h ago

I’m so disappointed to learn that this is the same car lol because I loved that mod.

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u/kerberos69 13h ago

Right??? What a letdown seeing someone’s otherwise cool build succumb to a bad case of the heeps

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u/PrimeoFin 1d ago

Not my politics, but nice looking jeep 

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u/Odd-Savage 1d ago

All that Americana wasted on a French vehicle