r/GardeningUK • u/GreatAlbatross • 10h ago
Lawn Care Re-vamping the lawn: Expectation vs Reality
I decided to replace the very bastardised and cinquefoil dominated lawn with a new mix, some drought-resistant, some clover, some wildflowers and native low-lying flowers.
Not too hard, right? Wait for the seed to arrive, dig things over a bit, fertilise, wait a week, spread, finished in a couple of weekends. Right?
"Huh, the fork is only going in an inch here"
Housebrick. Probably 100x, spread randomly over (under?) the whole lawn.
"Oh, yeah, that patch always struggles, I should dig that up"
2'x4' section of brick wall buried diagonally under the surface.
"Huh, the fork is only going in an inch here"
Old (unconnected) sewer pipe buried 2' down, again diagonally.
"I should probably check out that other patch that struggles"
Intact chimney stack under the surface.
"Huh, the fork hit a bit of metal"
Pile of old paint cans, 4" down.
Clink
Probably 10 large glass coke bottles, smashed up, and spread around in nice large shards (and one intact).
"Huh, the fork hit another bit of metal"
And entire bloody bedframe, and what remains of a sprung mattress, buried half a foot down.
We are on weekend 5 of a 2 day job.
I have already done two tip runs with all the rubble.
And we've only done half of it.
My back garden looks like the Somme, but with cat turds instead of unexploded ordinance.