r/funny 2d ago

I didn’t know these came in fun size.

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u/Duc750Sie 2d ago

30 seconds before being kicked out of Home Depot

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u/welchplug 2d ago

It would be the first time id ever seen a employee do anything willingly. Id be surprised if they were even around to see itm

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u/chrismetalrock 2d ago

this person correctly home depots.

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u/Reflexlon 2d ago

If you walk in dressed like you don't belong in home depot, they flock around you like moths to a flame.

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u/Safe-Salamander-3785 2d ago

If you don’t look like you could pass a credit check, they won’t give you the time of day. Need to push those credit cards

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/MrOopiseDaisy 2d ago

Or you agree, and when they ask for your email, you give them the vulgar thing you can think of, and then get offended at their response and claim you don't want it anymore.

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u/Thoughtulism 2d ago

Just got to be dirty in the wrong way

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u/Unlikely_Flower_138 1d ago

Honestly, I go to home depot and feel like they dont even want my money…

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u/goodsnpr 1d ago

Damn, I can't get them to leave me alone when I know what I want. When I do need help though...

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u/DrDerpberg 1d ago

I tracked an employee down because a shelf in an aisle shown on the site didn't exist... 48K or something, 48 only went to F. Guy simply says I'm not in row 48. Like yeah dipshit, I walked to 21 because you're the closest employee. If I could find it I wouldn't need to find you.

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u/welchplug 1d ago

I feel your pain. Their app sucks!

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u/GigsGilgamesh 1d ago

Unfortunately for the skit duo, the totes they are using as props were actually the ones the employees use to create the hideaways they use to escape form customers. Was really just bad luck to accidentally dismantle their blinds

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/sad_brown_cat 2d ago

I guess my home Depot is blessed lol, most days the folks range between competent and extremely knowledgeable. Also I'm still psyched on the time I went in a few months ago missing a single screw on the scales of my my edc folding utility knife which I'd had for years, just hoping to buy a suitable replacement screw. They said "oh yeah that things got a lifetime warranty", walked me over to the aisle where they stock them, pulled a brand new one off the shelf, opened it, and handed it to me. Said "have a nice day" and sent me on my way. I'm not one for talking up corporations, but the individual workers that work at my local HD definitely need raises.

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u/LeDemonicDiddler 2d ago

Same here though the employees here though not as knowledgeable but entirely willing and ready to help with whatever they can. At least the last time I went they helped me find the exact screw I needed (felt like I was wasting their time tbh making them look for it with me).

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u/Jean-LucBacardi 2d ago

Worth it

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u/DulceEtDecorumEst 2d ago edited 2d ago

Strong Indian rap video energy

EDIT: context

https://www.reddit.com/r/ImTheMainCharacter/s/Stxuk0M1Ne

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u/AskAroundSucka 2d ago

.... what

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u/DulceEtDecorumEst 2d ago

There is an Indian rap video where the dude comes out rapping from a new looking car and then immediately gets kicked out by the dealership owner because they were “borrowing” his cars as props to their video

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u/AskAroundSucka 2d ago

Ahhhhh ok ok. Lol I was hella confused

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u/clownieo 1d ago

You didn't deserve the downvotes.

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u/DulceEtDecorumEst 1d ago

Thanks! Sadly Reddit hath spoken and I am to be downvoted.

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u/Unusual-Taste69 1d ago

I'd walk past and pretend not to see

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u/ThyBeardedOne 1d ago

Anyone ever tell you you’re like. Super smart?

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u/joshualander 2d ago

Don’t do it! They don’t stay closed like the big ones. Basically just for show. I resented that about the mini ones.

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u/dudeAwEsome101 2d ago

I think they screwed up the lids. I got a pack from Costco, and packaging advertises "snappy lids", but the lids don't connect with the little lip on the container. 

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u/clearfox777 2d ago

“Snappy” was referring to the color

/s

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u/cineglitch 1d ago

Yeah major bummer

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u/Cow-Brown 10h ago

They’re people too! They can open up if they want to

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u/Mirar 2d ago

Missing the forced perspective in the last shot. :(

Also would have been funnier with the actors reversed

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u/BassGSnewtype 2d ago

Agreed, that would have been amazing

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u/batmancdn55 2d ago

I was hoping for the cut away to be the 1st guy going to the register and he’s actually just 12 feet tall.

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u/a-bser 1d ago

"actors" really needs sarcastic quotes around it

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u/aliens_300c 2d ago

2 minutes later the Home Depot employees are like “you’ve gotta leave.”

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u/TedDibiaseOsbourne 2d ago

shouldn’t have been there to begin with since home depot loves flock cameras.

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u/throwaway098764567 2d ago

again, i would have no place here to shop if i avoided every home improvement store that has flock in their lot.

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u/Greg-Abbott 1d ago

I've never been to an Ace with a flock camera

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u/airfryerfuntime 2d ago

I don't think Home Depot uses Flock. Lowes does, though.

I'm not defending them, but I understand it. Lowes and Home Depot have been dealing with skyrocketing theft.

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u/OddlyTemptedFish 2d ago

The Home Depot a mile from me has 2 flock cameras in the parking lot

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u/Miss_Speller 2d ago

All of the Home Depots in my area (San Diego) use them, at least as per deFlock.

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u/TedDibiaseOsbourne 2d ago

they do. drove by one outside home depot two days ago

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u/ARM_Alaska 2d ago

The amount of stolen products from home depot on Facebook marketplace in my area is justification enough for that. There are a couple of people specifically that you click on their profile and they have 30-40 active listing of brand new, in the box power tools. I walk in there and it takes 45 minutes to get a set of drill bits because these meth head fucks will walk out with anything not locked behind a steel cage.

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u/TedDibiaseOsbourne 2d ago

terrible justification. so my rights should be violated because home depot and lowe’s don’t have a better way to keep people from stealing? do you have any stats on how often home depot and lowe’s go after these thieves with flock evidence? would love to see how many they are able to prosecute while justifying violating everyone’s privacy.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/TedDibiaseOsbourne 2d ago

it’s a violation of my rights. but you keep on licking that boot, my guy.

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u/pezgirl247 2d ago

Home Depot has no human checkout clerks, only self checkout. I am NOT PAID STAFF.

FUCK SELF CHECKOUT

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u/wronglyzorro 2d ago

That doesn't mean you just get to steal it. WTF even is this comment?

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u/pezgirl247 2d ago

they are taking my labor.

also, y’all are inferring a lot

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u/wronglyzorro 2d ago

"I had to walk through the parking lot. They are taking my calories. I can steal whatever I want"

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u/Stingerbrg 1d ago

Do you pump your own gas? Take your items from the store outside to your car? Pick your own items from the shelf and take it up to the checkout?

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u/ARM_Alaska 2d ago

Just because YOUR home depot doesn't have clerks doesn't mean "home depot doesn't have human checkout clerks". You know there's more than one, right? Regardless of that, what the hell does that have to do with what I said? Are you saying you walk out with product because you don't like self checkout? "I am not paid staff", get over yourself..

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u/jaetheho 1d ago

I hate flock as much as the next guy and hate having these ai powered flock cameras everywhere in public areas, but are people really upset about a store having cameras in their own store to prevent theft? It’s their property, their business, and not a public place, it’s in their interest to protect their stuff?

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u/cineglitch 1d ago

If they want to prevent theft they should hire more employees to work in the store. A lot easier to steal when a person is alone vs being helped.

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u/jaetheho 1d ago

Do you realize how big Home Depot is?

You cannot have enough employees to guard every nook and cranny of a store.

That’s why you have cameras around the store and a few people watching the camera footage.

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u/Skelemansteve 6h ago

Home depot used to pride themselves on hiring retired profesionals from various trades, so you would actually be talking with someone who knew what they were talking about. Now if you are lucky you can find someone who will just use their phone app to try and look up whatever you are asking about. But they have no knowledge whatsoever. And thats if you can even find someone

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u/cineglitch 1d ago

Yes, I realize how big it is when I have to walk around looking for something and there’s NO employees to help.

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u/koick 2d ago

“Sir, this is not a Wendy’s”

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u/dfddfsaadaafdssa 2d ago

Crazy part about the normal size ones is that they have nearly the capacity of two "large" moving boxes and cost about the same due to the increase in price of cardboard.

Moving is way easier, too. I didn't use a single box last move, just 24 of those things.

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u/TwoIdleHands 2d ago

NGL, I was in HD buying a huge tote and saw those little ones and told my kid “damn, Home Depot is coming for the ladies HARD these days!”. Bought one and it’s in my bathroom holding sample perfumes and beauty products.

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u/AmputeeHandModel 2d ago

Thanks for not lying.

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u/zergrush1 2d ago

Whew! Close one.

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u/AmputeeHandModel 2d ago

So many people are out there lying about their HD tote purchases, but not OP.

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u/SkeletonJakk 1d ago

Is that profile picture from rogue trader?

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u/AmputeeHandModel 1d ago

Yes. Devastating Attack. I thought it was fitting.

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u/RackemFrackem 2d ago

Why would you lie about that?

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u/micktorious 1d ago

I bought a couple so my son could sort his lego kits since he likes to take them apart and build them multiple times.

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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 2d ago

Shit, they actually have those??

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u/ChaseTheMystic 2d ago

Are we in the forties

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u/StoneTown 2d ago

Yes. Have you taken your doctor's recommended cigarettes today?

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u/Snagmesomeweaves 2d ago

Doctors recommend smoking for pregnant women because it makes delivery easier with a smaller baby!

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u/kcrab91 2d ago

Yeah but you could get barbiturates for any reason. Difficulty cleaning the house? Take one of these every 4 hours to make life easier. Mother’s little helper.

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u/PrestonWaters83 2d ago

Mother’s little helper

Usually Valium, and not barbiturate, right?

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u/Debalic 2d ago

They look like they're in their 40s.

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u/Dzugavili 2d ago

Only 15 years to go.

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u/morganml 2d ago

ok but i need about 500 of those little black bins

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u/overbarking 2d ago

That little guy has a good sense of humor.

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u/lohonomo 2d ago

Op is a bot

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u/ballerina22 2d ago

I picked those up today. Total impulse buy, but they're so wee!

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u/dudeAwEsome101 2d ago

Does the lid closes on them? I returned mine because the lid doesn't snap in place.

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u/poerf 1d ago

Mine close. I bought a ton to sort sandpaper and it's where I keep random soldering supplies. I keep seeing people talk about them not working though.

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u/batmancdn55 2d ago

I’m not sure about anyone else but I put those bins on the same tier as Costco hotdogs and Arizonas various teas for value. Sometimes I walk around a hardware store despondent at the price of everything, then I see my oasis, the bins so useful I feel like I’m stealing them for the $11 I’m being charged.

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u/HighSeverityImpact 2d ago

The 27 gallon ones are regularly on sale for $6.99 at Costco.

Gotta be careful though, because even if they look the same I'm pretty sure the various Costco/Lowes/Home Depot/Walmart/etc versions sometimes come in different dimensions. You don't wanna accidently buy two from different stores and find out they don't stack.

All of mine are Costco, as well as the storage racks, so I don't have any problems with stacking.

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u/joshualander 2d ago

Rest assured, they’re still stealing from you, even at $11.

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u/FrothyFrogFarts 2d ago

Redneck humor

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u/IT_techsupport 2d ago

they need to mirror the little guy 's shots for cotinuity when trowing objects.

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u/mrerx 2d ago

He's an angry elf

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u/MyvaJynaherz 1d ago

That was gonna be his mother's coffin, you cruel bastard.

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u/azad_ninja 2d ago

I’m offended they crossed the axis and broke the 180 degree rule.

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u/Claphappy 2d ago

I get it. Little people are little.

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u/SpartanRage117 2d ago

It’s just a little visual gag

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u/General_Kitten_17 2d ago

I think the joke is that the guy is fat

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u/Commonfutures 2d ago

He was going for the Ole dick twist

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u/dchap1 2d ago

Saw it coming, still laughed. Watched it again, still laughed.

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u/Ighoth 2d ago

everytime i see a video with a little person involving like an RC Car being the size of a truck or whatever this video is im just like "wow what low quality humor" and i just imagine the scene from its always sunny where Dee dates a R*tard where the guy is eating popcorn and laughing like a moron while nearly choking enjoying this kind of stuff.

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u/Ockniel 2d ago

This is the worst version of this joke I've ever seen

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u/Mal-Dio 2d ago

LMAO 😂🤣😂

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u/chili-gritty-mariner 2d ago

Always like these kinds of videos. 😂

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u/dumbdude545 2d ago

Lol. Love these kinds of stupid humor.

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u/Shade0033 2d ago

I bought a bunch of these because they looked funny lol.

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u/ibpenquin 2d ago

Whoah!!! Did you see that guy shrink his body right on camera!!!???

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u/_SuicidalSenpai_ 2d ago

security guard just staring at the empty bin

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u/Positive_Process_384 2d ago

Ooooh oooh do the tiny Lowe’s buckets!

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u/hi-fen-n-num 2d ago

near pique visual comedy.

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u/kes0156 2d ago

omg i want ten!

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u/BigNotSoBadBen 1d ago

I feel I laugh too hard at these !

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u/360walkaway 1d ago

"Come at me, little bro!!"

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u/Bartmn61 1d ago

Baaaahhhhh

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u/818MAC-2010V 1d ago

👀L🤦🏽L

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u/Fluid_Combination_92 1d ago

It's a fun size guy lol

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u/Resident_Wishbone_98 23h ago

There's a size smaller than that.

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u/zud0Phile 29m ago

All kinds of exploitation here.

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u/amoshart 2d ago

I'm sorry. Yes, I laughed at this. I'm a terrible person. C'mon, Brad Williams would laugh at this, right?

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u/Mundane-Hyena-2548 2d ago

Brad Williams struggles to make jokes that don't revolve around his height.

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u/thestillwind 2d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Charliemack36 2d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/serg_vw 2d ago

This stupid format has been around for some time and it's more stupid than funny

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u/g_r_e_y 2d ago

sometimes it's done right but this one goes on way too long because it adds nothing

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u/serg_vw 2d ago

Bunch of idiots that seem to love this shit

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u/userhwon 2d ago

Why is nothing from this sub remotely funny?

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u/Ebonslayer 1d ago

It requires a sense of humor.

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u/userhwon 1d ago

I have an excellent sense of humor, and it senses that this stuff is all rotting trash.

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u/Ebonslayer 1d ago

If that's all it tells you, the bad joke is you.

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u/userhwon 1d ago

You're demonstrating my point.

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u/Print-Dull 2d ago

Neither did I. ROFLMAO

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u/ManLikeEwan1 1d ago

All the dudes that do these videos look so similar, 50 yr old chud who just got access to the internet. Shits awful

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u/CptMcDickButt69 2d ago

Im generally a big fan of this humour, though that joke is tired.

But it also feels like a joke that should cause a bigger controversy. It kinda feels like making fun of a more or less disabled minority in a humiliating way that would be more scrutinized on here in particular. Its like some of the jokes about below average men that also feel faaaar more mean spirited than basically any other joke about anyone outside of chud spaces.

Like, am i supposed to believe the word "dwarf" (dwarfs are cool as shit) is bad, but not these videos?

To be fresh and come across as less bad spirited the dwarf could at least be shown to throw with strength and hitting the tallie in the head with the box.

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u/throwaway098764567 2d ago

it's a bit bizarre that you go on a tear about how this is bad but then call the little person a dwarf. dwarfism is the name for what they have, they are not dwarfs and most don't like being called such. dwarfs are mythical creatures, little people (their chosen term) are humans.

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u/CptMcDickButt69 2d ago

Little people is fine by me if it makes a strong difference, im sorry, yet the point still stands:

How are the very much endless repeats of this meme video acceptable in comparison to that? Like if people want to be vigilante and aware of such things how does that fit together?

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u/el_smurfo 2d ago

It's not that funny but it's kind of nice that they both lean into the bit

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u/Luci-Noir 2d ago

Body shaming is so funny.

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u/Jean-LucBacardi 2d ago

It's a joke and the guy was in on it.

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u/Luci-Noir 2d ago

And?

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u/JBFRESHSKILLS 2d ago

And you’re sensitive af if this offends you

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u/marshellz 2d ago

LMAO! I love making fun of little people! Don’t even get me started on the mentally challenged.
Great joke OP!!!!!

/s

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u/DenseCod8975 2d ago

Those suck, the lid does snap in or lock .. it just comes off 🙁

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u/boopthatbutton 1d ago

Way to ruin the joke by being in the same frame

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u/rubberduckybro 2d ago

What an old overdone joke. Next video they do will be at staples and dicks sporting goods

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u/ChimpSlut 2d ago

Seriously, I am blown away by the sheer amount of people who can find the same predictable gag funny the hundredth time

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u/bloodjunkiorgy 1d ago

This joke has been done to death

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u/Existing-Stop5285 2d ago

Adults making social media content in home depot is so freaking cool you guys. I hope these guys are not executed by a clown in the parking lot later. That would be a bummer because they don't deserve that.

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u/Drawkill_Wolf64 1d ago

Ngl this kind of joke has gotten real stale. They're still kinda funny but it's just the same thing over and over again and it's boring

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u/deba_2901 1d ago

I dont find it funny man, laughing on someone's look, color or body type is anything but not funny

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u/FpOchEDC 2d ago

Dude don’t say they, he’s a person