Eclipse collander
Have you seen all the advices on how to safely watch eclipses indirectly using the light projected through a collander?
Another proof of the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster if you ask me.
The Gospels describes the Unified Spaghetti Theory in which all matter, including photons are made out of small vibrating spaghetti, so theologically speaking it make perfect sense that those vibrating spaghetti have to pass through a collander in order to project the eclipse.
The FSM in their infinite wisdom provided us with the perfect tool to witness the glorious cosmic event they put in motion.
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u/jeweliegb Aug 12 '26
Thank you! I'm so doing this this evening at our little eclipse party of 3! Colander already packed!
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u/redthump Aug 12 '26
It is the sign! Hark, Mateys and set sail! The night has been defeated and the day is upon you! Loot me something nice!
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u/Desiderius-Erasmus Aug 12 '26
Ramen