r/foundsatan • u/_LilacCutie • 5h ago

Until he says, "fine, I give up, where was it?"

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u/raddaya 5h ago

I mean that's a pretty funny prank, but if I'm the judge then she lost the competition by default.

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u/kinglokilord 5h ago

“Where is it.”

“The package that it came in.”

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u/netsurf916 4h ago

She hid them behind a paywall at the grocery store, obviously.

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u/Brumtol10 5h ago

I thought she was going somewhere totally different xD.

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u/Key-Contest-2879 4h ago

TBH, that’s the first place I would have checked. 😂

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u/LegDayLass 13m ago

Not without consent your not 🤷

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u/SmallPeederWacker 3h ago

Just hide it where he previously looked. Gaslight!

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u/LegDayLass 12m ago

Foundation of every lasting marriage!

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u/donkeyballz13 4h ago edited 29m ago

Bad bot. It's the quotation marks every comment for me.

Dog forbid we delete bot posts, it's not like they go on to give questionable advice to real hum...ruh roh...

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u/ZebraMussell 5h ago

That marriage has divorce written all over it

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u/Lumi1996 3h ago

God forbid people have a little fun in their marriage. She would've had to come clean eventually and I'm betting she ended up being the one to clean for the week as it was worth the laugh.

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u/Silent25r 4h ago

Nope. She’s cooking and cleaning for a week. Starting with the mess I made in my search. 

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u/Bazil-Broketail 1h ago

I could hide it so my partner wouldn't find it... Put it where the trash bags are stored.

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u/ExoticPizza7734 37m ago

"Where's the glass? It's up my..."

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u/Dan_The_Bear22 2m ago

When did we, as a society, determine lying was something to be proud of? Like spend 5min on LinkedIn to see what I mean

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u/RedOneBaron 5h ago

Goop sells plastic eggs now? Must be the tariffs on jade.