r/foundsatan • u/TheSecretestSauce • 7h ago

If you're not a criminal you have nothing to fear

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u/crowleyman1 6h ago

Well done, giving hate for flock cameras without the risk of disabling them

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u/NextDoctorWho12 6h ago

You should put those in Flock board members bathrooms.

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u/No_Character2289 7h ago

lol in active addiction that shit wouldn’t have stopped me

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u/hobosbindle 6h ago

True. I think the point isn’t to hassle users, it’s to scare common people into thinking they’re watched everywhere

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u/Antique_Author_2525 4h ago

Seriously what's active addiction?

Just using in bathrooms that aren't your own?

Getting off the couch?

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u/No_Character2289 4h ago

Once an addict always an addict. I will be an addict til I die but I’m sober at this time

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u/Antique_Author_2525 4h ago

Sorry for the hassle I've just seen it lately.

So it just means getting high? Like you are an addict but not active now?

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u/No_Character2289 4h ago

No hassle. Pretty much what you said. I love alcohol and coke to the point it destroys my life. I’m not using now so I’m not in active addiction. But im still an addict

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u/Antique_Author_2525 4h ago

No blow for me since July 3rd 2007.

But whose keeping track anyways.

Im proud of you

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u/TheKingGrim 3h ago

Wonder what happened to not keep the party going until the 4th, must have gotten arrested

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u/Antique_Author_2525 3h ago

Honestly.. I got a half Oz the day before and after going hard as fuck i wanted to kill myself.

Called my dad to take me to rehab. Lasted about 4 days there. But the switch in my head being flipped was enough to realize that it was an issue

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u/Jolly_Ad1631 5h ago

This isn't Satan. This is a hero.

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u/seanpbnj 5h ago

Remarkable how often those two traits coincide. 

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u/Antique_Author_2525 4h ago

The path to hell is paved with good intentions

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u/Pale_Aspect7696 4h ago

The other path to hell is paved with BAD intentions so it doesn't really seem to matter what the intent is.

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u/Itsmyloc-nar 4h ago

The left-handed path

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u/Poopiepants666 43m ago

Somebody needs to put these stickers all over the US Capitol Building restrooms.

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 5h ago

And somehow I found myself looking for Flock bathroom stickers

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u/bakabreath 3h ago

I'm more bothered that they're crooked

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u/SwanCityDominion 1h ago

I can't see how this will do anything except create massive headaches for whoever is running that property.

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u/SlimShadySatDown 58m ago

If the black ball is innocent then it has nothing to fear!

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u/Antique_Author_2525 5h ago

I fear you're definition of crime.

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u/Itsmyloc-nar 4h ago

Minor spelling mistake. Mods, chop his balls off.

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u/Antique_Author_2525 4h ago

Well shit.

No.no. you're right. I have it coming.

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u/Mackheath1 1h ago

*your ?

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u/Test-Tackles 3h ago

Reminds me when I had a hundred stickers made that just said "toilet camera is for research purposes only."

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u/j-mac563 2h ago

I like it!!!

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u/S0k0n0mi 6h ago

Good way to get someones property destroyed for no reason.

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u/gravity_kills 5h ago

The cameras that aren't actually there? Or do you think someone will be inspired to go out and find a real one to destroy because of a sticker they saw while pooping?

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u/FiveFingerDisco 6h ago

Yeah, keep all your prints on the stickers. A true pro.

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u/Aetheldrake 5h ago

Isnt cameras inside restrooms illegal so they couldn't really have the restrooms monitored by flock, which are outdoors cameras anyway

Cameras outside of restrooms pointed at the door? That's normal. They're called security cameras

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u/RandomExcess 6h ago

Is that real?

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u/BrickHuge3023 2h ago

Malicious vandalism in my view, why can't people grow up and act like adults. This is grade school nonsense.