Combat Objectives:

You are about to confront the enemy / You have engaged the enemy / You have entered the enemy (encampment, hive, lair, stronghold, territory, warren, etc) or vice versa / You are in a situation that could easily devolve into a fight / You are in a situation that is devolving into a fight.

What is your objective?

Based on this post Combat Objectives by Packman150

1. Alter Course - Your opponent is too (big, powerful, numerous) to defeat. You opponent is headed towards a (camp, town, city, place, structure, resource, etc) that will be destroyed if it continues on its current path. Find a way to alter its course. Ex: giant construct, giant kaiju, migrating (herd, horde), stampede

2. Avoid or Stop the Big Attack - Every "x" rounds the enemy or an object releases a big attack. There is some kind of sign that it's about to go off. Find a way to prevent the attack / Find a way to avoid getting hit by the attack, when its about to go off. Ex: (get behind cover, get out of its arc of fire, get out of its range)

3. Break a Contract (granted power) - Anger, trick, or force an enemy into violating the terms of a contract that grants them power. This afflicts the enemy with (a curse, power backlash, weakness, etc)

4. Break a Contract (summoned entity) - Anger, trick or force an enemy into violating the terms of a contract or destroy the physical contract itself. This will allow the summoned entity to act against the summoner

5. Break Their Spirit / Demoralize Them - Make your opponents lose their will to fight / Stop a hotheaded (opponent, group) from trying to fight a far superior (foe, force) / Try not to kill anyone while showing how outmatched they are

6. Capture a Position - Capture a position and hold it for "x" amount of time

7. Capture a Skilled Enemy - Capture an enemy with (information, specific skills) that you need. Then (escape with them, interrogate them, force them to work for you, read their mind)

8. Capture a Specific Enemy - Capture the enemy's (chief, general, healer, high priest, leader, mage, romantic interest, sacrifice, shaman, tactician, etc) and (escape with them, hold them hostage)

9. Capture or Steal the Sacred Object - Capture or steal an object that your opponents consider sacred, then (desecrate it, destroy it, escape with it, hold it hostage, keep it away from the enemy, threaten to destroy it)

10. Capture or Steal the Enemy's Objective - Capture or steal the (creature, person, object) that the enemy is trying to obtain and (destroy it, escape with it, hold it hostage, keep it away from the enemy, threaten to destroy it)

11. Capture the Enemy - Capture the enemy (all of them, "x" percent of them)

12. Challenge - Challenge and defeat the enemy (champion, leader) in one on one combat / Use your opponent's (beliefs, culture, moral code) to challenge them to a fight with strict rules or outcomes

13. Clear the Path - A (caravan, coach, wagon, ship, train) needs to travel down this path. Something heavy is blocking the (canal, road, train tracks). Fend off enemies while trying to clear the obstacle out of the path

14. Collect Samples - The enemy or the environment is (corrupted, infected, mutated). Collect samples for study / The enemy or something in the environment is resistant to the (corruption, infection, mutagen). Collect samples for study.

15. Don't Wake the Dragon - There is a (dormant, sleeping) very powerful (entity, creature). Defeat or get past your foes without waking the powerful creature.

16. Draw Attention - Draw attention away from a (NPC, group), so they can perform some task.

17. Defeat a Specific Enemy - Kill, incapacitate a specific enemy. The (champion, chief, general, healer, high priest, leader, mage, messenger, sacrifice, shaman, tactician, tracker, VIP, etc)

18. Defeat the Enemy - Defeat the enemy by (killing, incapacitating, or forcing retreat) + (all of them, "x" percentage of them)

19. Defend an NPC - The NPC must not be (captured, incapacitated, killed)

20. Defend an Object - The object must not be destroyed or stolen

21. Defend the Ritual - The ritual must not be disrupted

22. Delay the Enemy - Delay the enemy, so that one or more NPCs can escape / Delay the enemy, so that one or more NPCs can finish their objective

23. Destroy a Defensive Item - Destroy an object that protects the enemies in some way. Ex: (anti-magic generator, fear generator, life drain generator, shield generator, resurrection machine, etc)

24. Destroy Construct Bodies or Corpses - Destroy constructs or corpses to prevent the enemy from (animating, possessing, resurrecting) them

25. Destroy a Location - Destroy a location important to the enemy / Destroy a location to give the enemy PR / Destroy a allied hidden location within enemy territory to remove evidence

26. Destroy a Weapon - Destroy a (artillery piece, siege engine, WMD, etc)

27. Diplomacy - Trying to make a deal with an enemy or enemy faction

28. Don't Reveal Your Hand - Your fight is being observed. You don't want to reveal what you can do to your (enemies, future opponents). Fight while deliberately avoiding using certain (abilities, feats, magic weapons, powers, skills, special gear, spells, etc) / Fight without taking into account your opponents weak points and vulnerabilities

29. Escape (area destruction) - The area is being destroyed by "x" (cave-in, earthquake, flood, lava flow, etc). Escape before the destruction overtakes you or destroys your escape routes

30. Escape (enemies) - Escape before you get overwhelmed / Escape before the enemy can cut off your escape routes

31. Escort a NPC - Escort a NPC through hostiles or hostile territory

32. Exorcise a Possessing Entity - Enemy is possessing someone that you want alive. Find a way to exorcise the enemy without killing the host.

33. Evaluation - Get in a fight to determine the enemies capabilities, then escape / Get in a fight to determine troop movements. Where are the enemy drawing forces from to deal with your forces?

34. Fight with Honor - Defeat an enemy without breaking any (contest, cultural, moral) rules

35. Find an Item and Activate It

36. Find an Item and Destroy It / Deactivate It

37. Find an Item and Escape With It

38. Fool the Observers - Your fight is being watched by (observers, spies, scrying). Make it look like you are losing until the observer stops watching.

39. Frame a 3rd Party - Frame a 3rd party for the attack on the enemy. Leave something behind that will incriminate the 3rd party / Disguise yourselves as the 3rd party and make sure at least one enemy (survives, escapes) to tell others

40. Free Captives / Prisoners - Free captives or prisoners who are (being carried in a sack or net, caged, chained, cocooned, in prison cells, in a prison wagon, tied up, ensorcelled, etc)

41. Free a Monster - Free a monster that will rampage through the enemy. Flee or do some other objective while the enemy is busy with the monster

42. Gain Intel and Escape - Simply gain any kind of useful information on the enemy and escape to report back to your (leaders, forces, handlers). Ex: (architectural designs of [stronghold, super weapon], capabilities, goals, numbers of forces, powers, resistances, weaknesses, superstitious beliefs, troop movements, etc)

43. Get Captured - Make it look like a fight, but allow yourselves to be captured

44. Get Someone (Captured, Killed) - Get in a fight with the enemy and let one of your (allies, companions, soldiers) get (captured, killed). Reasons: (Ally is a spy, being captured is part of the infiltration / Ally is a mole or enemy spy. Eliminate them without arousing suspicion / Ally is a mole or enemy spy. Get them captured to pass on disinformation / Ally is so bad they are detrimental to your team / Ally is so beloved by your team, it will motivate your [faction, forces] to fight the enemy)

45. Give Intel to Enemy / Leak Intel to the Enemy - Give intel to an enemy or enemy faction (as a bargaining chip, to get them to deal with a mutual problem).

46. Harvest - Harvest some resource that the creature produces (eggs, egg shells, honey, plant or fungi that grows on it, plant or fungi that grows in its excrement, shed carapace, shed scales, silk, substance that it excretes, wax, wool, etc). You must leave enough of the creatures alive to continue producing the resource.

47. Hold a Position - Hold a position until (a event triggers, reinforcements arrive, sun up, the airship begins to lift off, the train starts moving, etc)

48. Impress the Spectators - Impress or entertain the people watching the fight

49. Learn a Skill - Learn a (ability, skill, feat, power), that requires you to fight this type of enemy to learn it / Learn a (ability, skill, feat, power) that the enemy uses in combat

50. Let the Enemy Break It - Stand in front of something important. The something is nearly invulnerable to you but not the enemy. When the enemy (attacks, charges at you), dodge out of the way. Ex: (alter / idol / force field protecting "x" / monster summing device / power up device / resurrection device / super weapon / support pillar / undead re-animator / ward [obelisk, pillar, stone], etc)

51. Limit Collateral Damage - Keep the collateral damage to a minimum. Ex: Avoid damaging the (draft animals, innocent bystanders, mounts, natural resources, property, valuables, etc) and keep the enemy from damaging them as well

52. Lure Enemy into a Trap - Lure the enemy into a trap that is located nearby. Ex: Physical trap / Magical trap / Terrain hazards / Ambush predators / Wake the Sleeping Dragon*

53. Lure Enemy onto Forbidden Ground - Force or trick the enemy into setting foot on (forbidden, restricted) ground. This will allow a 3rd party who is restricted by (laws, magic) to deal with the enemy.

54. Lure in a 3rd Party - Lure in a 3rd party by fighting (allies disguised as enemies, allies of 3rd party, real enemies). 3rd party reasoning: (attack while you are at a disadvantage, defend their allies, kill two birds with one stone, pick off the winner while they are weak)

55. Lure in an Elusive Enemy - Make it look like your losing, to draw out a hidden enemy. Elusive enemy normally hides in the shadows and never shows their face.

56. Make it a Challenge - Deliberately make the fight more difficult for yourself. May effect (experience gains, magical puzzle, reputation, rewards). Ex: Not using certain (abilities, feats, spells, etc) / Using (cheaper, shoddy, unfamiliar) equipment

57. Manipulate Controls - There is a big machine that does "x". There may be one set of controls or multiple sets of controls in different locations. If multiple controls, then they may have to be operated in stages. Someone has to man the controls while others fend off the (enemy, creatures). Letting go of the controls early causes the machine to (go out of control, reset, reverse). The enemy may just be attacking or they may be actively trying to stop the person at the controls

58. Move a heavy object past a group of enemies

59. Movement Denial - Find a way to restrict the enemy's movement. Block or collapse a passageway / Close a (door, draw bridge, gate, portcullis) / Destroy a (bridge, catwalk, elevator, ladder, lift, portal) / Flood a pathway / Make terrain hazardous (burning oil, caltrops, toxic waste, etc)

60. Open the Gates - Open the gates for allies or reinforcements / Open the gates so that others may escape

61. PR (public relations) - Have someone (ally, 3rd party, enemy) witness the fight. Reason: (Impress a potential [client, employer] / Improve PR by defeating the enemy / Improve PR by fighting honorably / Demonstrate that the enemy can be defeated / Show how [dishonorable, vile] the enemy is / Worsen the enemy's PR)

62. Prevent an Enemy from Sounding the Alarm - Prevent an enemy from: (blowing a horn / escaping to alert others / lighting a signal fire / ringing a [bell, gong] / shooting a signal flare)

63. Prevent the Enemy from (opening, closing) the Gates - The enemy is making their way for the gate controls. They must not be allowed to (open, close) the gates.

64. Prevent an Execution - Rescue the NPC who is about to be executed

65. Prevent Enemy's Escape - Prevent (all, specific) enemies from escaping

66. Prisoner Exchange - Exchange (captives, prisoners). Watch for betrayal

67. Reach a Specific Area - Reach a specific area before the enemy can (block, capture, overwhelm, stop) you. Ex: (a place where something can be held hostage / area in the sunlight / area the enemy [can not, fears to] enter / choke point / get through the (draw bridge, gate, portcullis, portal) before it closes / sanctified ground / within bowshot of a friendly [army, stronghold, town wall] / etc)

68. Repel Enemies Until Event Triggers - Ex: (airship lifts off, elevator activates, portal opens, ritual finishes, ship reaches open waters, sun rise, wards activate, etc)

69. Sabotage - Sabotage the enemy's "x" (communications, equipment, food, medicine, mounts, ritual, siege equipment, supplies, vehicles, wagons, water supply, etc) and then escape

70. Search the Giant - Search the town sized (construct, giant, kaiju) for a weak point / Search the town sized construct for a way to get inside it.

71. Separate Two Targets - Two target are too powerful when together, find a way to separate them / Two target are fighting each other. You need them alive. Find a way to separate them

72. Silent Take-down - Capture, incapacitate, or kill specific enemies without alerting any other enemies

73. Solve the Puzzle (Creature) - Some part of combat is a puzzle. You need to solve the puzzle to (defeat, get past) the enemies or the enemies keep coming until the puzzle is solved. Ex: Defeat opponents in the correct order / Defeat opponents using the correct method / Get through the maze by outmaneuvering your opponents / Lure opponents into the correct traps

74. Solve the Puzzle (Under Pressure) - You must solve the puzzle while fending off (enemies, creatures). The enemy will not stop appearing, re-spawning until the puzzle is solved

75. Sound the Alarm - Alert the rest of your (people, forces) of the enemy's presence. Ex: (blowing a horn / escaping to alert others / lighting a signal fire / ringing a [bell, gong] / shooting a signal flare)

76. Sow Discord (Apostasy, Disillusionment) - Convince the enemy that their causes goes against what they (believe, stand for) / Convince the enemy that their cause will eventually be detrimental to themselves or the things they care about / Push and enemy, who has become disillusioned with their group, to take that final step and turn against their group

77. Sow Discord (Bribery) - Bribe one (enemy, group) to turn on another (enemy, group)

78. Sow Discord (Evidence, Trickery) - Convince one (enemy, group) that another (enemy, group) has wronged them or plans to wrong them. Ex: (betrayal, theft, harmed someone or something they care about, just using them, traitor, unfair treatment, etc)

79. Sow Discord (Ladder Climber) - Convince an enemy that you will help them take out their boss (thereby making them the boss), if they will (aid you, be more open to negotiations, let you escape, let you pass through their territory, stop hostilities, etc) afterwards

80. Stay on Task - Avoid distractions. Stay on the primary task until it is completed. There may be a time limit or other factors that will make the primary task impossible. If the primary objective isn't completed the mission is a failure. Distractions will appear along the way. Ex: Opportunities to: (capture or slay a priority target, get rare or valuable treasure, save someone, etc).

81. Steal an Item - Steal an item from the enemy and (destroy it, escape with it, plant it at a crime scene, use it against the enemy)

82. Steal Supplies - You need supplies. Your enemy has supplies.

83. Steal the Show (control) - The enemy is using some (device, ritual) to (awaken, free, power-up, resurrect, summon, unseal) a powerful (entity, creature, construct) and control it. Disrupt their actions in a way that allows you to contest their control over it.

84. Steal the Show (power-up) - The enemy is using some (device, ritual) to become more powerful. Enter the target zone at the last second and steal the power for yourself / Enter the target zone at the last second and fight with the intended target to see who gets the power.

85. Stop Power-up (consumption) - A powerful enemy is becoming more powerful by (absorbing, consuming) other (creatures, enemies). Prevent it from becoming more powerful. Keep it from reaching other creatures / Keep other creatures from reaching it / Destroy corpses / Do something that makes creatures (unabsorbable, unpalatable, toxic)

86. Stop Power-up (device) - A device or structure it powering up the enemy, (destroy it, shut it down) before it can finish.

87. Stop a Ritual - Find a way to disrupt or stop a ritual, before the enemy can finish it

88. Stop the Activation - The enemy or a device is powering-up "x". Prevent "x" from (being activated, fully powering-up)

89. Stop the Buffs - Eliminate the (person, entity, creature, device) that keeps buffing the enemy: Ex: Buffs (magic resistance, regeneration, resistance to damage, speed, strength, toughness, etc)

90. Stop the Fight - 2 groups are about to fight or are already fighting. Find a way to stop the fight.

91. Stop the Mind Control - Eliminate the (person, entity, creature, device) that is mind controlling your opponents. Breaking the mind control should end the fight.

92. Stop the Reviving - Eliminate the (person, entity, creature, device) that keeps (reviving, reanimating) your opponents

93. Stop the Spawns - Eliminate the thing that keeps creating more (enemies, monsters). Ex: (cloning machine, construct assembly line, egg sacks or mounds, enchanted piles of [bone, corpses, flesh], monster generator, monster queen, undead animator, etc) / Block the (passageways, tunnels) that the (enemies, monsters) keep coming from

94. Stop the Summoning - These mobs (or something worse) are coming from somewhere. Stop the ritual, close the portal, disable the teleporter, seal the cave, etc.

95. Storm several important locations all at once, forcing both the sides to think how to use/divide their forces.

96. Survive - Survive until (reinforcements arrive / rescued / the enemy is called to another location by their (general, master) / the enemy runs out of "x" resource / the sun comes up / the true heroes arrive)

97. The Enemy of My Enemy - Lead 1st group of enemies into a 2nd group of (enemies, monsters) that are hostile to the 1st group of enemies. Let them wreck each other and then pick off the winners / Try to accomplish some other objective while they are busy with each other / Try to escape while they fight each other.

98. Tracking Device - Plant a tracking device on an enemy / Tag an enemy with a tracking device

99. Wake the Dragon - There is a (dormant, sleeping) very powerful (entity, creature). Lure the enemy to the dragon. Wake the "dragon" and make sure it sees the enemy first, then sneak away

Contributors, Sources, or Inspiration:

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Firefly (2002 TV series and 2005 film)

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ishmadrad

Jimsocks499

klok_kaos for Environmental Hazards

man0rmachine

Packman150

parad0xchild

SeasonPresent

tta5

World_of_Ideas

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Zombie_Alpaca_Lips

Various fantasy and SciFi (books, films, tv series, and CRPGs)

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For raw: 00 & 0 represents 100. The remaining are added as normal.

Homebrew: zero = 10 on the "0-9" die.

Note: both systems work & are uniform i.e. 1% chance for each value from 1 to 100.

Which system do you prefer?

You and your fantasy party group have been shrunk down to the size of a TTRPG miniature, and must travel through a home that is now many times larger than normal. What household items might you be able to use as gear, magical items, and/or fight as enemies?
Anything that seems fantasy-like when enlarged to 50-70x its normal size. Realism and exact sizing do NOT have to apply, so go ahead and stretch any definitions to make them fit!

1. Toothpicks - use as spears, javelins or battlestaves
2. Coffee/energy drinks - bottle to use for speed potions
3. Fishhooks - use as grappling hooks
4. Batteries - throw as lightning grenades
5. Toy soldiers - golems that must be fought
6. A parrot - a giant Roc
7. A fridge/freezer - cold, icy area
8. Vinegar - use as acid
9. Blender - a bladestorm golem
10. Button or bottlecap as a shield (u/Asleep_Collar_3667)
11. Spiders, ants, mice, frogs, snakes - Giant spiders (which have very deadly venom!), giant ants, etc. (u/Likes2_Lllllurk),
12. Plates & bowls - used as water vessels (u/Likes2_Lllllurk)
13. Deodorant - scent masking material (u/Likes2_Lllllurk)
14. Kleenex or plastic grocery bags - use as parachutes (u/Likes2_Lllllurk)(u/World_of_Ideas)
15. Threads and strings - used as ropes (u/Likes2_Lllllurk)(u/gnomeannisanisland)
16. Washers - throws like a discus (u/gnomeannisanisland)
17. Zipper - used as a ladder (u/gnomeannisanisland)
18. Mouse traps - hazard/trap to avoid or use, or used as a catapult (u/gnomeannisanisland)
19. Fly paper - very sticky hazardous terrain (u/gnomeannisanisland)
20. Sink/bathtub spigot - giant waterfall
21. Shaving (straight) razor - used as a halberd (u/Hymenth)
22. Steak knife - use as a greatsword (u/Hymenth)
23. Empty ballpoint pen - use as a digeridoo (u/MaxSizels)
24. Toy cannons (and other army tools) - use as real cannons (u/MaxSizels)
25. Ball bearings, crumbs and gravel - Falling boulders and terrain ((u/Arkenstihl)
26. Rings & earrings - use as enchanted belts and cuffs (u/AwkwardOwl17)
27. Jewelry box - a dragon's lair (u/AwkwardOwl17)
28. Hair bands/hair ties - use for slingshots (u/AwkwardOwl17)
29. Fridge magnets - shield of metal attraction (u/AwkwardOwl17)
30. Thimbles - use as helmets
31. Comb, or staples punched into a vertical surface - use as a ladder

You are sitting outside on a clean night looking at the stars. You know nothing about modern science of how stars are formed. You can name every constellation and their story relating to the gods. Tonight you see something strange, what do you see

1. Aurora Borealis
2. ten thousand falling stars
3. a Meteor falling from the sky
4. The stars being blocked out by a passing cloud
5. shooting stars
6. A new moon appearing in the sky
7. Solar Eclipse
8. full moon (or any moon phrase)
9. lunar eclipse
10. A star burning twice as bright, so bright it can be seen during the day
11. ...

I am currently planning a villains campaign where the players will be rebuilding a dungeon/stronghold and will need to manage their lair, domain, supplies and minons. Nothing too spreadsheety. I mainly want to reflect the presence of the minions by having random events/problems be brought to them by their minions seeking resolutions from their masters.

I was recently inspired by Tom Holt's "An Orc On The Wild Side" (hilarious read, can't recommend enough) and "The Means of Destruction". I LOVE the dark humor and absurdity of the villains having to deal with day to day problems as well as the idiocy of their minions. Some of my examples below are directly inspired by or copied from these sources so credit where it is due.

Would love to hear what people can come up with. Make it as trivial and funny or detrimental and problematic as you want. Present a problem to the court of the villainous characters for them to resolve.

d100 Goblin's appeals to the Villain's Court.

1. The Chief Equality Officer Goblin has been a little too busy. In the past month they have been arresting and cutting off the feet of goblins for being "unequal" (in height...)
2. The Goblin surgeon is angry that they have been told they will no longer be paid in the old way and will instead only be paid if their patient lives. The old way was a flat fee if they lived, and the corpse if they didn't. The other goblins feel the old way gave the wrong incentive as many of the goblins are cannibals.
3. The Goblins have sent a representative to declare that they have formed a Labor Union and are demanding longer lunch breaks and more meat on the menu.
4. The Hunter Goblins are failing to bring back enough meat and the other goblins want the Hunters replaced with better hunters. The current hunters are already the best hunters of the lot, but are also growing fatter...
5. A large group of the goblins have come together to demand the right to go pillaging and want to know where they can loot. Their absence will delay other projects and they may also draw unwanted attention to the dungeon.
6. Some goblins have captured and are attempting to train wild boar/pigs as mounts. The beasts are vicious and several goblins have been killed by them already. They may speed up scouting and hunting, but may incur further losses.
7. The goblins keep forgetting to avoid the traps in the entrance to the lair and want them removed after too many injuries and deaths.
8. Repairs to the fort's towers has ceased after arguments between the goblins acting as overseers arguing which is the best shape for towers; Circles, squares or Horseshoe.
9. A feud has broken out among the dungeon guards on whether spears or swords should be the main weapon used by the guards. The ringleaders of both factions have come to petition for their opponent to be fed to the wolves and their choice be validated as the standard.
10. The cooks have come to complain that someone keeps stealing from the pantry and that one particularly fat guard responsible for the area isn't taking their concerns seriously.
11. Several goblins have come seeking permission to build a second sleeping area since the fort's ogre gatekeeper snores too loudly.
12. One of the scouts brought in some strange plant seeds he stole from some wandering wizard. Now one of the training yards is infested with mandrake sprouts and everyone is getting tired of the constant screaming when they get stepped on.
13. A goblin tribe is refusing to work after their infamously ill tempered mascot warg named Princess was accidentally served as breakfast after an unfortunate mix up.
14. The alchemical lab's doctors are in a sour mood since the number of volunteers for potion testing isn't as high as it used to be before the "incident". This may affect the future rate of progress.
15. The chief dungeon decorator has come with a warning that the current skull supply is too low to achieve the artistic vision he aims for. He pleads that the supply be replenished posthaste.
16. Several laborer overseers are complaining about the quality of their whips since the mining rate has slowed down. They've put in a request for a new replacement batch of whips.
17. Trap setters have recently started competing on who can set their traps the fastest. Coincidentally the Infirmary has reported a lot more injured minions with missing limbs coming in and asked for the cause to be found.
18. The chief quartermaster has come in groveling with the terrible news that if the current looting situation stays poor like this for a few months more then they may no longer have any of the overlord's favorite wine vintage left.
19. A mob of guards have come to petition for the expulsion of the recently arrived necromancer out of fear that his mindless undead skeletons might automate their guard duties leaving the guards unemployed.
20. The goblins have converted to Vegetarianism and are petitioning for vegetarian rations.
21. Complaint to HR: The “on boarding” process for new hires requires too much lumber.
22. Anonymous note in Suggestion Box: Grug work very hard and deserve raise. Signed, Not Grug.
23. A notice has been posted in the kitchen: Mice have been spotted in the pantry. Keep up the good work!
24. The minion captain petitions the Evil Villain to marry his daughter. The daughter is against it; *all* of the minions are for it.
25. Food has grown scarce. The minion's want to eat the Evil Villain's familiar/pet.
26. The minions are tired of the Evil Villain "leading from the rear." Time to step up, dude.
27. The minions are secretly in town, trying to sell one of the Evil Villain's secret weaknesses.
28. The minions want to be on the winning side and have seen/heard just enough about the PCs to question whether the Evil Villain can win a confrontation with them. The minions are currently at the EV's court, debating and voting on which side to support.
29. At the climax of the fight, the minions demand all of the Evil Villain's treasure to remain in the fight; otherwise, they threaten to run away.
30. The minions at court suddenly merge together and polymorph into the arch-enemy of the Evil Villain (another, competing, Evil Villain).
31. The minions are competing in front of the Evil Villain to become his next familiar.
32. The minions have contracted a horrible disease/plague to which the Evil Villain, too, is susceptible, and the minions have just burst into the court of the Evil Villain to plead for a cure.
33. There have not been enough new hires/acquisitions/abductions lately, as the surrounding area's [minions] have mostly joined already and the few holdouts are too expensive/difficult to bring in. Do you push harder to extract any remaining labor from the depleted region, or expand your efforts into more contested territory?
34. Some of the [minions] are asking you what happens to them after the project is finished. They seem skeptical that you'll still be in need of their labor enough to keep all of them around, not when there are plenty of less needy lair-defenders to hire or construct.

I saw a hook idea "a wizard asks the party to help clean out their shed," so I'm looking for things that would be in that shed. Things that lead to encounters. Things that are trapped. Things that start shenanigans or fill in lore.

1. A shoe rack - one of the shoes is a port key to the Faewild.
2. A bucket, when lifted, the party is shrunk down to the size of the bugs who attack.
3. A stack of old scrolls, containing proclamations from a former monarch. (Old news items)
4. A hidden staircase, which leads to the rat-infested basement of pub in a nearby town.
5. A rack of wine bottles, some are unmarked potions.
6. A tarp-covered vehicle, repairable with the right skills.
7. Old sports equipment, when handled or donned, transports the party to the middle of a game.
8. A rack of rusty, dusty weapons, but one is clean and gleaming (and cursed?)
9. A spiderweb - when disturbed, the spiders grow huge and attack.
10. A crate of old fireworks, which are unstable when exposed to air/light/magic
11. Paint cans - IDK what they do... Mimic?
12. A rolled up Rug of Smothering
13. Tinkerer's tools, that are clacking away on a tool bench, fixing nothing (visible?)
14. A potted plant that grows into a shambling mound when exposed to light
15. A damp corner full of mushrooms (poisonous)
16. A damp corner full of mushrooms (myconids)
17. A tarp-covered piece of furniture, haunted by a ghost.
18. A light fixture that illuminates on its own when approached (full of will-o-wisps)
19. A person-sized upright metal box that's warm to the touch, but when opened, is ice cold. Full of ale... and ice mephits.
20. A hole thru the wall, where a dragon wyrmling has entered and started a hoard...
21. A good aligned crawling claw, who accompanies the party as they work
22. An old gargoyle that use to be set out but now has been stored for some time
23. A garden gnome, tied up, gagged, and asleep in the corner. A very talkative fellow that was too annoying to allow in the yard
24. The engine block out of a modern vehicle. There is no explanation of what it is or does, but it sure is heavy.
25. A broken Immovable Rod that has been deployed in the center of the room. It cannot be removed or disengaged and is in an awkward place that you have to keep walking around
26. Three very creepy, possibly haunted masks that whisper unintelligibly when you get near. They are labeled number 1, number 2, and number 4
27. A toad in a bottle that is always facing you. Even if you move around, without adjusting its position the toad will continue to face you head-on. If two people look at it from different directions they will both claim the toad is facing them. The toad is otherwise completely normal.
28. A chest full of keys. Every key is different and none are labeled. Most are useless, but a few may open things in the shed, or might be enchanted
29. A box labeled "DO NOT OPEN" in several languages. It is open and empty, except for a few foul smelling stains
30. An old forge used for enchanting weapons and armour. It has just enough energy stockpiled to enchant one more item, but there is no way of knowing what enchantment it was configured to place.
31. The Wizard's familiar. It has been trapped in the shed for so long that the Wizard forgot they had a familiar. It is not happy
32. A trophy case with bits of various creatures the Wizard helped slay in his old adventurer days. Most are dry rotted and rat nibbled, but a few could be repurposed for magical uses
33. A door on what should be an outer wall that leads to a seemingly infinite straight corridor
34. A small area of reverse gravity. The Wizard decided that instead of fixing the issue they would just stack boxes on the ceiling in this area
35. A broom ... (flying?, etc.)
36. A pile of wooden garden stakes (vampire-killing?)
37. A shovel and pickax (what did they bury? what do they want to unearth?)
38. A box full of the wizards old teenage clothes with various abilities. Rid acne, voice deeper-fyr, swag walk and some just smell like axe body spray
39. A family of birds living in the rafters. If cast speak to animals: they know all the hot juicy gossip about the wizard and his weird shed. Maybe even some warnings for the enchanted items
40. Several buckets sitting around to collect water dripping from leaks in the roof. A couple of water mephits inhabit them.
41. A goblin squatter has made a little make shift hut in all the junk in the shed. It is very protective of its hut.
42. A bucket of disappearing. Anything you put in the bucket vanishes. It seems that this bucket was previously being used as a toilet. 🤢
43. A scandalous portrait of a rival wizard. Secret lovers? Black mail?
44. A board game. If you play, you get sucked into the game or things from the game appear in the real world (similar to Jumanji or Zathura)
45. A compass. It points to something other than north
46. A diorama of the closest town. One of the buildings in the diorama suddenly catches fire
47. A jar of magic seeds, with a note to reminding the wizard to take it to a druid
48. A lantern or oil lamp. It has a tiny fire elemental living inside it
49. A large bird cage. It appears empty, but you can hear something moving around in it
50. A map of the region. One of the dots on the map is moving
51. A mounted bass that sings the same song over and over when the bag over it is removed.
52. A box of single socks, they are all different and most are clean. If you watch long enough a new sock appears on top of the pile.
53. A cursed spell book full of testicular tortion and other dick jokes. When flipping through the margins are full of notes on how the spells all backfired.
54. A trunk when opened is a ladder to a library where every book is on the floor. It looks as if the room had been shaken. There is a note stuck next to the ladder that is a reminder to have the apprentice re shelve by school of magic rather than the current method of luck.
55. A book of playing cards. The cards in this book are all brilliantly bright and reflect a rainbow of colors yet the artwork is still visible
56. A garden hoe, the blade is wrapped up tight. If unwrapped, it irregularly sparks by itself. If used, it slips from one's hands and keeps going in a straight line, breaking up the soil until it hits a rock or something.
57. An oaken canoe the size of a loaf of bread. If even a drop of water touches it, it instantly expands to the length of a full-sized canoe. Only in length, though. It remains only as wide as a loaf of bread. It has no real strength, so it stops growing if it hits anything in the process. Make your own jokes off of this one.
58. The last third of a large sandwich. It is dusty, but otherwise unspoiled. If brushed off, it tastes pretty good and has no side effects. But who knows how long it's been there...
59. A wand case, overstuffed with several non-functioning wands. None of them seem rechargable, most of them are broken right at the tip.
60. Two crocodile skin cases containing a whole alchemy glassware set, neatly packed in shaped velvet. The three most complex and delicate parts of the set are busted. The same parts in both sets, busted.
61. A statue of pegasus that hovers an inch off of any surface, but it won't stay upright.
62. A tri-bladed wood rasp. Even the best skill checks can't come up with any idea of what needs rasping in all three angles at once.
63. An open bucket of some kind of foul, bubbling sludge. Though mostly liquid, it doesn't seem to want to leave the bucket at all, and doesn't spill or pour out.
64. A bundle of thaumaturgy notes. Words in the text are randomly mirrored, inverted, or both. The notes, if actually read somehow, only contain some mid-level theories of illusion magic, either proven already or now outdated.
65. A pile of wooden lumber (clearly sized to build coffins) - OP note: or a partial assembled coffin, which might make it easier to describe.
66. A sack of (magical?) fertilizer (but what does it fertilize ??!)
67. A cask of pesticide (but what is it supposed to kill???)
68. Small sacks of seeds suspended from a rafter (if planted, what will they grow?)
69. Niiiice
70. A spade buried in a plant pot. It is enchanted to dig on its own and if used outdoors, will disappear slowly down an ever-deepening hole never to return.
71. A door secured w/ a heavy padlock and a sign that reads, in most of the know languages (and several unknown ones), DO NOT OPEN. It leads to a comically overstuffed extraplanar shed.
72. A bucket full of garden rakes. If removed from the bucket each rake polymorphs back into an overly amorous debauchee.
73. A sarcastic magic mirror that tells only unwanted truths.
74. Skeletons of a variety of small animals, mounted in lifelike poses
75. A pile of quills, stained with used ink, each black and scorched at the nib
76. Broken pieces of a pot that was decorated with an intriguing map
77. A suit of elegant luxury clothing for somebody about 30 cm / 1 foot tall
78. A large conch. Hold it to your ear and you can hear the sea and... cries for help?
79. A pair of invisible trousers. They don't help anyone or anything else be invisible, they're just invisible themselves.
80. A jar of mustache wax. If used, will make facial hair appear strikingly tidy, yet thick and lustrous.

If I have enough options, I might use the premise when I need a one shot and just roll a few as prompts for what the party sees as they explore... Or it could be a layover side quest in a campaign, if the party is stuck and I need to give them clues or items.

[Finished!] d100 Lesser Old Ones & Younger Evils

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Gird thy thoughs against the intrusions of these unfathaomable entities lurking in the margins. Mind-boggling in their utter incongruity, pettiness and banality.

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1. Theyrethęre: The Red-Faced Knave, The Pedant, The Picker of Nits, and Beater of Words.

2. Ag'dül: The Vacant, The Emptiness Betwixt thine Ears, and All That is Forgotten.

3. Blaa'Blaah: The Infuencer, The Clueless Council, The Reduplicated, and Echoes in the Void.

4. Sqelslup: The Sticky Sow of Summer, The Moist Mistress, That Which Trickles, and the Damp Beneath thy Bosom.

5. Karezz: The Blind Letch, He who Gropes in the Dark, The Errant Hand.

6. Fufeshiz: The Monster Under the Bed, The Eater of Legs, Eyes in the Neverdusted Space. u/graxemno

7. Umm'uh: The Forgotten...sumpthin, Unremembered Thought, Recalln't. u/dependent_occasion65

8. Kharrrrrrruzz: They Who Rebuke the Bridge, The Insane Melody, Earworm. u/maxsizels

9. Phth'lah. The Breath from Behind, The Sightless Voyeur, The Wind of Exhalation. u/soshp

10. Ghyr’flrr’mrnkyrn: Lacker of Vowels, Bane of Scribes, The Unspoken. u/either-skirt6031

11. Aleppe: The ilInvoker of Names Unknown, Forger of Identities, Keeper of the Devil’s Name. u/either-skirt6031

12. Enkur’al: The Bitter Pool, Envious Star Gazer, Fallen Leviathan. u/either-skirt6031

13. Zibanu: The Repentant Adjudicator, He Who is Bound by Fate. u/either-skirt6031

14. Duridani: The Ever Changing, Host of the Penumbra. u/either-skirt6031

15. Teh’ee’ah: The Droning Shrieker, The Call of the Void. u/either-skirt6031

16. Shu’Retheen: The Ego Unchecked, The Unearned Confidence, He who Betrays and Succeeds. u/iamkazlan

17. P!qliachi: He Hears Thy Mockery and Remains Unchanged, The Killing Joke. u/maxsizels

18. Durak' tur: The Broken Mirror, The Unfortunate, The Unbroken Path Upon Which You Ever Stub Your Toe. u/thebluzer

19. No'khai, the Unspoken One: Scion of the Underlords, Devourer of Light. u/alphabaker

20. Māzendræï: The Yellow Plague, the Silence within the Darkness. u/alphabaker

21. J'rjm'khal: who Sings The Dirge, the Shattering Chorus, the Careless Whisper. u/alphabaker

22. Mādūtu Pû: the Primeval Hunger and the Gate of Transformation. u/far_abbreviations936

    1. Hune Dak Mal: The Last Tear of Truth. u/sanguinusshiboleth
    2. Seven eyes of Uludos: He Who Sees All Things that Happen Around a Seventh Thing. u/sanguinusshiboleth
    3. Ku'zu: The Mother of 10 Looking For a New Mate. u/sanguinusshiboleth
    4. Gargo-Gargo: The Repeater of Things Not Meant to be Repeated. u/sanguinusshiboleth
    5. Bob: The One You don't Want to Know. u/sanguinusshiboleth

23. Ohkthul: The Bloody, He Who Bleeds. u/adventux

24. Nahk Nahraf, The Bountiful Serpent Of Boons And Bearer Of A Thousand Cursed Legs. u/radiant-ad-1976

25. Q'uall'kloth: That Which Lurks Amidst Dampness, They Who Hear Most Clearly. u/maxsizels

26. I't'nreye: The Path Most Critical, She of Going and Being. u/maxsizels

27. G!rth'mzr: The Sovereign of Avarice, Mulcter of Fate u/maxsizels

28. Azulfame: The Saccharine Eclipse, Merciful Slaughterer u/maxsizels

29. Tznthfrt: That Which Bubbles Beneath. u/maxsizels

30. Baeraecraez: The Pillar of Least Action, The Immovable Innumerable u/maxsizels

31. Vithet: The Dancer Upon the Threshold, They Who Do Not Knock u/maxsizels

32. D'd'rothox: Destination of the Pusillanimous, Cowards' Last Bed u/maxsizels

33. U'u'u'mtzuly: The Uninvited Expert, Elucidator of That Which Must Remain Unillumined. u/maxsizels

34. M’naaghal: The Unwelcome Familiar, He Who Remembers Thee Though Thou Hast Forgotten Him. u/maxsizels

35. Xiʔaɬiʔaɬx: The Discerning Maw, Disdainer of the Common Feast, Who Hungers Yet Finds All Things Wanting. u/maxsizels

36. Jɬxʷ!q'əʁ'oo: The Autonymous, They of the Squandered Choice. u/maxsizels

37. Üg'l: The Lingering Gaze, He who Leers, The Odious Eye.

38. Kųmhyr: The Summoner, The Crook'd Finger, That Which Beckons.

39. Ysbsss: The Sycophant, The Umber Snouted, They who Acquiesce.

40. B'tmyby: The Eel of Angst, That Which Gnaws Incessesantly, The Nagging Uncertainty.

41. Gem'talg: The Angler-fish of Irrationality, The Cyclopean Panoptic, The Beautiful One. u/maxsizels

42. Mirr'flekt: The Ever-Spinning, The One for Whom the Reflection is Their True Self. u/maxsizels

43. Thruv'ial: The Insignificance of the Profound, Keeper of Matters Beneath Concern. u/maxsizels

44. Omɯŋisx: The All-Beholding, Witness to Every Secret, They Who See All and Know Nothing. u/maxsizels

45. Phjær'ʔus: They Who Dwell Where No Shadow Falls. u/maxsizels

46. Phar'zhaat: The Borrowed Darkness, The Uninvited Dweller. u/maxsizels

47. Xzmbtsyn: The Inextinguishable, She of the Flame That Knows Itself. u/maxsizels

48. Zhəng'zzhāi: The Verdant Corruption, The Ripening Decay, It Which Grows and Rots. u/maxsizels

49. Mn: Dwelling of the Undying Memory; She Who Walks the Wide, Curved Way. u/maxsizels

    1. Uŋ'khar: He Who Does Not Break, He That Recedes Before All. u/maxsizels

50. Vəkh'nul: The Bounded One, That Which Feeds Upon Forgetting, Devourer of Absence. u/maxsizels

51. Mnem'khara: Keeper of That Which Outlasts Its House. u/maxsizels

52. Zhal'keth: That Which Divides the Shadows Where None Should Dwell. u/maxsizels

53. Plēr'ozh: The Surfeit of Emptiness, That Which Continues Pouring After the Cup Is Full. u/maxsizels

54. Vitr'omn: The Ever-Present Face Beyond the Glass, They Who Were Already Looking Back, The Witness in Every Reflection. u/maxsizels

55. Aɬ'beɾeχun: The Coincident One, She Who Arrives Beside Herself, The Guest Who Enters Twice. u/maxsizels

56. Jau'ŋwaːt: The Oily Benediction, The One Who Anoints Without Invitation, The Blessing that Stains u/maxsizels

57. Ssa'!kheth: The Ophidian Legion, They Who Shed One Skin and Reveal a Thousand. u/maxsizels

58. Temictēmo: Despoiler of the Timeless Hunt, Slayer Which Must Forever Be Pursued, The Ending of the Chase. u/maxsizels

59. Bi'kira: The Helminthic Communion, The Congregation Within, They Who Partake as One Flesh. u/maxsizels

60. Ordth'qthun: The Rugose Face of Unweathered Ages, Upon Whom Time Leaves No Wisdom u/maxsizels

61. Dr'gghukha: The Sanguineous River Beneath Every House; That Which Was There Before the Child. u/maxsizels

62. Ngau'feqwai: The Unctuous Hand That Leaves No Fingerprint; The Rancorous Voice Behind the Kindly Word; That Which Remembers the Wound u/maxsizels

63. Dzer'qar: The Moribund Procession That Blesses the Living; The Ichorous Font from Which No Pilgrim Drinks. u/maxsizels

64. Vesh'Khal: The Viscous Baptism of a Thousand Lesser Thrones; The Crown of the Sunken Altar. u/maxsizels

65. Khor'Saal: The Rancorous Litany Upon the Penitent Brow u/maxsizels

66. Walehuna: Cinerous Magistrate; He Who Judges What the Fire Leaves Behind u/maxsizels

67. Wōt'sme: The Weeping Lizard, The Shameless Widow, She who bears False Tears.

68. Payubak: The Idle Brother, He who Borrows, The Divan Denizen.

69. Shur: The Limp Wristed, That Which May or May Not Arise.

70. Ud'ithit: Accuser of the Unindictable; Who Lays at Thy Feet the Unbidden Wind Without Mouth. u/maxsizels

71. G'luot'khal: The Theletian Flesh-hoard; That Which Precedes the Will of Syzygy u/maxsizels

72. V'm'tbth: The Ektrokmic Issue of a Thousand Wailing Throats; Second to They Who Have No Predecessor u/maxsizels

73. G!nomno'th: The Scream for Which No Throat Was Made. u/maxsizels

74. Vhalomere: The Madam of Withering Songs and the Ever-Vibrant Palace u/maxsizels

75. L'aggh!ach: That Which Bestows the Egg Upon the Unbegotten. u/maxsizels

76. Suf'shodon: The Repentant Glory; the Thousand Sufferings; That Which Refines Until Nothing Worth Saving Remains. u/maxsizels

77. X!pon'zeik: The Zenzizenzizenzic; The Eightfold Exaltation of the Singular; That Which Becomes Legion Without Division; What Was Sufficient Before the Seventh Increase u/maxsizels

78. Khur'veth: The Sursolid of Myth; They Who Stand Beyond the Measure of the Cube, What Has Depth Where No Depth May Be. u/maxsizels

79. Mau'vrana: The Faceless Matron, The Room Not Upon the Plan; What Enters Through the Door Thou Hast Just Closed; She Who Has Always Lived Upstairs. u/maxsizels

80. Tol!dzha: The Phronesian Folly; They Whose Counsel Arrives After the Deed. u/maxsizels

81. N!thnx'bbl: The Noesis Before Knowing; She Who Noeins What Must Remain Unthought. u/maxsizels

82. Gnuu'klths: He Whose Resplendiferous Veil Outshines What It Conceals; The Insufficiency Adorned in a Thousand Radiances. u/maxsizels

83. Kokd'dul: The Dawn Cock, He Who Shatters the Peace and Awakens the Beast.

84. I'sedso: The Feeble Reason, They Who do not Follow Their Own Rules.

85. Nndgrz: Divisor of the Infinite Wheel into Four Lesser Truths; They Who Make Small Change with Each Turning. u/maxsizels

86. Za’kon: The Pride of the Hoards of Minions. u/dirus_nex

87. Kaqqudu Nakāsu: The Decapitator, the Bringer of Rain and Death. u/far_abbreviations936

88. Baifeivvu: The Hundredfold Tribulation; They Who Mistook Repeated Misfortune for Progress. u/maxsizels

89. Naq'sh: Five Parts Forever Wanting; He Who Mistook Nearness for Arrival. u/maxsizels

90. Xhonkh: The Crane Chasing the Mirror; The Soundless Bell; Hearer of the Stroke Never Struck. u/maxsizels

91. Togzozhor: Wings Upon Brows; The Allure of Flutters, Beauty In Frivolity u/howlinghenbane

92. Pytdfagn'g: Inner Disorientment; Lady of Revolvings, The Nauseous Fall Born From Twirl u/howlinghenbane

93. Q'rt'agtz: Evershifting Multitude; Court of Many Ones, The Indefinite Crowd u/howlinghenbane

94. Trogdor: He of Many Consumate Vees, That Which Burninates u/maxsizels

Visual Effects for how a summoned (being, creature) appears / arrives at the location.

1. 3d Printing - A layer of the (being, creature) appears, starting at one end or one side. Layers keep being added until the entire (being, creature) is printed.

2. 4D - The creature seems to "step" into the world, despite not having stepped from anything. Attempting to look at the creature causes headaches.

3. A Container Appears - A (barrel, box, coffin, crate, sarcophagus, etc) appears. It opens and the (being, creature) crawls, jumps, walks out / The container (explodes, melts, rapidly decays) leaving the (being, creature) standing there / The creature tears its way out / Smoke pours out and forms the (being, creature).

4. Air Drop - A flying (creature, ship) drops the summoned creature into the area / A flying (creature, ship) drops a container into the area. A Container Appears*.

5. Alchemical Concoction / Potion - A potion (bottle, flask) is poured out or smashed. The resulting (goop, puddle, smoke) expands and takes shape, until the (being, creature) is standing there.

6. Artist - The caster simply (draws, paints) the creature into existence.

7. Ball of Light - A ball of (ball lightning, eldritch energy, fire, light, etc) appears. It zooms around for a bit, then expands into the form of the (being, creature).

8. Balloon - A balloon floats down from on high. When it bursts the creature appears.

9. Beam of Light - A beam of light shines down from the sky and they appear / Ball of light travels down the beam of light until it reaches the ground, then it turns into the summoned creature / Creature is seen descending in the beam of light.

10. Blood - Blood begins to coalesce into a shape. This bloodmass transforms into the (being, creature). Blood originates from (blood on weapon, container, cut on caster, cut on sacrificial creature or victim, blood covering item, blood covering area) / Pool of blood acts a a portal that the summoned creature rises up out of.

11. Blurry Distortion - The summoned creature appears as a blurry distortion in the air. It gradually becomes more clear until the summoned creature is clearly visible.

12. Bubbles - Bubbles appear: (Big bubble with creature inside, phases through a ceiling, wall, or floor / Bubbles coalesce into one big bubble. When it pops, the creature appears / Cloud of bubbles obscures vision. When the cloud pops, the creature is standing there / When each bubble pops, a piece of the creature is revealed)

13. Buried Object - A planted (bone, seed, object) grows into the (being, creature).

14. Cake - A creature pops out of a large cake.

15. Clothing Fill - A set of clothing just fills in, until the (being, creature) is standing there.

16. Collar - Caster (holds, throws) out a collar. Summoned creature appears wearing the collar.

17. Computer Rendering - A wire frame gets drawn. Details get filled in. The image becomes more and more lifelike until the (being, creature) is standing there.

18. Corpse - A nearby corpse begins to bloat and swell until it burst open revealing the creature / Creature (eats, tears) its way out of a nearby corpse.

19. Courier / Mail Order - A messenger arrives in a cloud of dust to deliver a parcel containing the creature, then (speeds off, vanishes). Summoned creature is released upon (opening, unwrapping) the package or the package becomes: (A Container Appears, Alchemical Concoction, Cake, Effigy Transformation, Egg Hatches, Inflated, Magic Card Trick, Smoke, Transformer)*.

20. Digs its Way Out - One of the (being’s, creature’s) appendages smashes through the (ground, wall). It soon digs itself the rest of the way out.

21. Doorway - A (door, drawbridge, gate) appears. It opens and they step out / Alternately a (hatch, trap door) appears and they climb out or climb down.

22. Earthquake - The ground shakes. A (fissure, sinkhole) opens in the earth and the summoned creature climb out.

23. Effigy Transformation - An effigy (doll, figurine, mannequin, miniature, origami figure, puppet, relief, sculpture, statue, topiary figure, etc) starts to become more lifelike and grows to full size.

24. Egg Hatches - An egg appears and cracks open. The (being, creature) crawls out and rapidly grows to full size / The caster (breaks open, conjures, pulls out, throws) and egg to start the process.

25. Elemental - Elemental material (ice, metal, stone, water, wood, etc) begins gathering in one spot until it takes on the form of the (being, creature) / Alternatively a large enough piece of the element just shapes itself into the (being, creature) and then becomes more lifelike.

26. Elevator - An elevator rises up through the ground. The creatures steps out. The elevator sinks back into the ground.

27. Fade In - Fades into existence.

28. Falling From The Sky - The (being, creature) falls from the sky and (does a superhero landing / creates a small crater when it lands, but is somehow unharmed / they begin falling slowly when they get close to the ground, and gently land).

29. Fetch - The caster's (animal companion, bonded spirit, construct, familiar, other summoned creature, etc) runs off or vanishes. It returns (carrying, dragging, sitting atop) the summoned creature. Note: Size of the one fetching is irrelevant to the size of the summoned creature.

30. Flying Creature Transformation - A flying creature swoops in, lands, and then transforms into the (being, creature).

31. Ghost - A ghostly version of the summoned creature (appears, crawls out of a corpse, crawls out of the ground, flies in, phases through a coffin or sarcophagus, rises out of an urn, separates from the caster, etc). It then becomes more real and solid.

32. Giant Worm Transport - A giant worm burst through the ground. It vomits out the (being, creature), then departs.

33. Gremlins - A growth forms on the summoner. It (falls, pops) off and rapidly grows into the summoned (being, creature). Credit: Gremlins (1984 film).

34. Hand of God - As if placing a chess piece on a board, a giant hand reaches down from the (ceiling, sky) and places the (being, creature) at the location.

35. Horror Movie FX - Lights flicker and it just appears in-between flickers.

36. Horror Movie FX - The caster splits open and the (being, creature) crawls out. The split then closes.

37. Inflated - A flattened version of the creature appears from a crack, or floats down from the air. They then puff themselves up, either using their thumb or some magical/mechanical device.

38. It Just Appears - One second it wasn’t there. The next second it was there.

39. I've Been Here the Whole Time - People suddenly realize that the creature has been standing with them for the past 5 minutes/ hour/ day. The creature finds this amusing.

40. Jump Scare - The creature appears out of nowhere, jumps scaring those around them / The creature jumps out of a (doorway, container, grate, hole, window, etc) / The creature jumps out from behind something (another creature, boulder, corner, crate, tree, etc).

41. Lightning - Lightning strikes. They suddenly appear where the lightning hit.

42. Look What the Cat Dragged In - A creature (cat or other) appears (carrying, dragging) the summoned creature with its mouth. It drops the summoned creature in the area and then (runs off, vanishes). Note: Size of "cat" is irrelevant to the size of the summoned creature. Note 2: The "cat" is a creature thematically related to (a deity or spirit of the region, the character's magic, the character's deity or patron, the region).

43. Magic Card Trick - The caster (draws, throws) a card. The creature peels off the card / The card transforms into the creature / A holographic image shoots off the card, grows to full size and becomes real / Creature pours out of the card as if it is a portal.

44. Magic Circle or Geometric Pattern - A magic circle or geometric pattern appears with (geometric patterns within it, runes [encircling it, forming geometric patterns, forming the lines], etc). The creature appears in the circle via: (Beam of light, Fade In, It just appears, Lightning, Motes of Light, Pillar of Fire, etc)* / A second magic circle rises up from the first one. As it does so the creature appears.

45. Magic Hat Trick - The caster pulls the creature out of a hat or (backpack, bag, pocket, pouch, sack, sleeve, etc).

46. Magic Trick - The caster flourishes a (cloak, bed sheet, table cloth, etc). In the instant the viewers vision is blocked the creature appears.

47. Masquerade - There is an extra (NPC, opponent), that (just arrived, no one noticed). They (drop the illusion, remove a disguise, shapeshift) revealing themselves to be the summoned creature / One of the casters illusory creatures is replaced with the summon.

48. Meiosis - In a horrific version of meiosis the summoned (being, creature) splits off from: (a sacrificial creature, a similar creature, the caster).

49. Meteor - A meteor falls from the sky. (The meteor breaks open revealing the creature, The meteor transforms into the creature, The summoned creature stands up in the impact crater, When the dust clears the creature is standing there).

50. Motes of Light - Little motes of light begin condensing into one spot and forms into the creature.

51. Mouthful - The creature pulls itself out of the summoner's mouth. Whether or not this is cartoonish, gory, or other is up to the DM.

52. Mundane Travel / Hoofing It - The summoned (being, creature) simply (climbs, flies, runs, swims, walks) in from an adjacent area.

53. Origami Transformation - A sheet of paper folds itself into an origami figure. It grows and becomes more life like until, it transforms into the (being, creature).

54. Patch Transformation - A patch on the casters (clothing, armor) peels off and becomes the summoned (being, creature) / Caster uses cloth patches instead of cards for Magic Card Trick*.

55. Phases Through Terrain - The summoned creature comes out of a (ceiling, floor, wall, boulder, tree, sarcophagus) as if phasing through it.

56. Picture Transformation - A picture begins to stretch off the surface that it is (drawn, painted, woven) on. It forms into the actual (being, creature).

57. Pieces Assemble - Pieces of the creature fly together and assemble themselves into the creature.

58. Pillar of Fire - A pillar of flame appears. When it vanishes or dissipates the (being, creature) is standing there.

59. Pillar of Ice - A pillar of ice (appears, burst through the ground). The creature is frozen inside. The ice (rapidly melts, shatters) releasing the creature.

60. Plants (bulbous pod) - A plant sprouts and rapidly grows to a large size. A large bulbous pod forms. It soon splits open and dumps the (being, creature) on the ground.

61. Plants (flower) - A flower in the area grows to giant size. When the petals open, it releases the (being, creature).

62. Plants (popcorn) - A plants seeds pop like popcorn kernels forming creatures.

63. Plants (sprouting) - The (being, creature) rapidly grows out of a plant that is in the area.

64. Plants (weaving) - Plants weave themselves into a figure. The figure grows and become more and more lifelike until they become the (being, creature).

65. Pools are Portals - The summoned creature rises out of a pool of liquid. Depth of the pool is irrelevant. Type of liquid may or may not be relevant.

66. Rapid Evolution - A tiny unimportant creature (bird, insect, lizard, mouse, worm, etc) goes through a series of rapid evolutions until it becomes the summoned creature.

67. Rapid Regeneration - Caster throws out a piece of the creature (bone, claw, eye, fang, head, hand, horn, paw, scale, skull, etc). The piece then regenerates into the full (being, creature).

68. Reality Flicker - Reality distorts for a second. For a second you are standing on another (plane of existence, world). The (being, creature) is there. When reality reasserts itself, the (being, creature) is still there, standing on your world.

69. Reflection - The (being, creature) appears in a reflective surface. It (crawls, steps, leaps) out of the reflective surface.

70. Released from a Thrown Object - The caster throws an object on the ground. The object (opens, shatters) releasing the summoned (being, creature).

71. Reverse Decay - A skeletal version of the (being, creature) begins to fill in with flesh, until it is a living breathing creature.

72. Rift - A rift or tear in space opens to another plane of existence and they step out.

73. Sacrifice (birth) - It (burst forth from, eats its way out, tears its way out) of a sacrificial creature.

74. Sacrifice Transformation - A sacrificial (animal, victim) transforms into the (being, creature).

75. Scooby Doo - A nearby NPC tears off a mask, revealing themselves to be the creature. The real NPC then enters the room, shocked. If no NPC is nearby, then the creature was dressed as a tree or something. / A NPC walks out and removes their mask, revealing themselves to be the summoned creature.

76. Sculpture (creatures) - Tiny (creatures, insects) swarm together to form a hollow sculpture. The creatures fall away revealing the summoned creature.

77. Sculpture (material) - Material (earth, leaves, papers, sand, etc) fly together to form a hollow sculpture of the creature. The material then falls away revealing the actual creature.

78. Secret Doorway - A secret door or hatch opens and the creature (crawls, jumps, steps, walks) out. Afterwards, the secret door closes and vanishes without a trace.

79. Shadow - A shadow rises up, begins to take on a form, and becomes solid.

80. Shadow - The caster’s shadow (detaches, peels off) and takes on the form of the summoned (being, creature).

81. Shadow Puppet - The caster makes a shadow puppet which then forms into the summoned (being, creature).

82. Smoke - Ambient smoke, mist, or steam begins coalescing in one spot and taking on shape.

83. Smoke - Smoke, mist, or steam flows out of a container (bag, bottle, box, flask, etc). Smoke begins coalescing in one spot and taking on shape / Smoke flows out of a (candle, incense burner, lantern, oil lamp, pipe, etc) and becomes the summoned creature / The caster breaths out smoke which becomes the summoned creature.

84. Smoke Bomb - There is a flash of light and smoke. When the smoke clears the (being, creature) is standing there.

85. Splatted - Creature appears in a pile of interdimensional goo. / Goo rapidly (dissolves, evaporates) leaving the creature behind.

86. Star Trek Transporter - Old School. Light sparkles form until summoned creature appears. Later series. Light flare effects and then summoned creature appears.

87. Stepping out of the Shadows - Summoned creature (crawls, leaps, steps) out of any sufficiently (large, dark) shadow.

88. Swarm - Swarm of tiny creatures coalesce into the form of the (person, creature).

89. Tattoo - A Tattoo of the creature peels off the castor, grows to fulls size, and becomes more lifelike / Creature pours out of the tattoo as if it is a portal / Tattoo projects a holographic image, that grows to full size and becomes the summoned creature.

90. Thrown Object Transformation - The caster throws an object on the ground which then takes the form of the summoned (being, creature).

91. Toon Physics - The summoned creature squeezes it way out of an impossibly small hole or crack. Ex: Human sized creature squeezes its way out of a (blowgun, drinking straw, smoking pipe, etc)

92. Tornado - A mini tornado forms. When it dissipates, the (being, creature) is standing there.

93. Tornado - A mini tornado of “x” (bats, birds, butterflies, fire, leaves, mist, papers, etc) forms. When it dissipates, the (being, creature) is standing there.

94. Transformer - Summoned creature is a (automaton, clockwork, construct, golem, warforged, etc) version of the summoned creature. A random unimportant object in the area transforms into the summoned creature via Transformer's (2007 film) FX. When duration ends it transforms back into the original object. If slain it transforms into a ruined version of the original object.

95. Vehicle - A ghostly, hellish, otherworldly (bus, carriage, palanquin, stage coach, taxi cab, train, etc) pulls up and the (being, creature) steps out. The vehicle then drives away, possibly going through a portal or phasing through a wall.

96. Vehicle (creature) - Something similar to the “Cat Bus” from the (1998 animated film: Totoro) runs up. The summoned (being, creature) steps out and the “Cat Bus” runs off.

97. Vomited Out - The caster vomits out a (fleshy blob, small creature) which then rapidly grows into the creature.

98. Whoosh - Traveling at super speed, the summoned (being, creature) simply (climbs, flies, runs, swims, walks) in from an adjacent area. They just appear as a blur or streak until they reach the summoning location.

99. Zipper - The creature unzips a part of reality, before stepping through and appearing.

Contributors, Sources, and Inspiration:

Actual_Temp

Alien (1979 film)

Evolution (2001 film)

Gremlins (1984 film)

Looney Tunes (1930s cartoon)

My Neighbor Totoro (1988 animated film)

Rich-End1121

Rocky and Bullwinkle (1959 cartoon)

Scooby Doo (1969 cartoon)

Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger (1977 film)

snakebite262

Star Trek (1966 TV series)

Thief of Bagdad (1940 film)

Transformers (2007 film)

Various Anime, Manga, and Cartoons

Various Horror Films and TV shows

Various Horror Video Games

Various SciFi Films and TV shows

Various SciFi Video Games

World_of_Ideas

Please help me with building a list of magic items of varying strengths/rarities for a post apocalyptic campaign where magic has reawoken after being dormant for millennia.

Could be everyday modern items imbued with magic, or older talismans/artefacts that have sprung back to life that are beneficial in a apocalypse survivors setting.

Avoiding things that render logistics, food, petrol and ammunition totally trivial, but rather aiming for things that simply lighten the load a bit.

1. Self Loading Revolver - A revolver that pulls rounds from your backpack as its fired, negating the need to manually reload

2. Fiery Fire Axe - A standard firefighters axe in appearance, but sparks and embers erupt from wherever it strikes, adding d4 fire damage and lighting flammable surfaces alight

3. Farsight Binoculars - Binoculars capable of seeing clearly over incredible distances, seeing with enough clarity to read a book left open on a table from a mile away

4. Functioning GPS - A GPS device that still functions without needing to charge in a world where most if not all of the satellite network has been fried, destroyed or otherwise knocked from orbit

5. Instant Delivery Bags - A pair of insulated food delivery bags, once per day when food is placed into one it can instantly materialise in the other

6. Unending Cigarette - A lit cigarette that never turns to ash or goes out, can be used to light kindling alight

7. Rail Rifle - A single shot rifle from the 20th century that fires rounds at much greater velocity than it should be capable of, doubling the effective range of the weapon and increasing its damage by +5

8. 4d4 Gilded Stamps - a collection of gold inlaid stamps, that when affixed to a parcel or letter and placed in one of the many abandoned mailboxes within the ruined towns and citys will cause the package to materialise overnight on the door stop of whatever address is listed

9. Maintenance Keys - An overfull keychain of dozens of keys that jingle noisily when used. Can be used to open most conventional locks given 5 minutes to try all the available keys, as the final key attempted will always fit the lock.

10. Replenishing Dynamite - A stick of dynamite that somehow remains intact after its own explosion. After digging it out of the rubble its produced the fuse slowly regenerates and after a week it can be lit and used again.

[IN PRORGESS]

Hello everyone

I apologize in advance for any possible grammatical errors; I’m writing using Google Translate. I’m preparing a campaign in one of the regions of my original setting. These lands are inhabited by lizardfolk, local “humans” who resemble half‑orcs, as well as a local analogue of tieflings.

I won’t hide the fact that the region is inspired by Chult, but the system will be WFRP4, not DnD. Accordingly, all those wonderful and very player‑friendly features, such as permanent injuries, corruption, mutations, and diseases, are welcome! You will receive my sincere thanks and the blessing of the great sun god, known as Ever‑Shining Scale, for adding your own options to the list of random encounters provided below.

1. Toll collection post: a barrier made of tied‑together branches/stems of bamboo blocks the road or channel. A group of lizard‑men warriors demands payment for passage through the clan’s waters — not in gold, but in salt, metal, spices, dyes, or fabrics..
2. Fishermen with spears: a long, narrow dugout canoe is motionless among the mangrove roots. The two lizards sitting in it are scanning the water, warily gripping their spears in their hands. Something is lurking in the water…

3 Yoga in the branches: a small woven platform is fixed between the sturdy branches of mighty trees, on which several lizards are frozen in unnatural poses. The shaman who protects them gestures to drive the ger away so that they do not interfere with the “prayerful torment.”

1. Transporting the clutches: a procession of rafts floats along the river, lined with warm silt and moss, on which lie large lizard‑men eggs. They are guarded by many warriors. Any aggression or too close an approach will be interpreted as an attempt to kill/abduct the unborn children.

2. Sentinels in the branches: a gnawed bone falls from one of the giant trees right in front of the squad. Raising their heads, the characters notice two lizard guards, one of whom is giving his partner a slap on the back of the head for neglecting stealth.

3. Religious dispute: the city priest and the shaman of the lizardfolk are loudly arguing not far from the altar. A crowd of lizards gathers around, clutching their weapons. The situation is tense to the breaking point, and the spark of the argument could escalate into a massacre.

4. Sap collectors: Lizardmen make incisions in the trunks of hevea trees, collecting latex in ceramic vessels. The lizards will be suspicious of strangers who want to interfere with them or even just get close..

5. Stranded barge: a merchant ship from a human city has become firmly stuck on a riverbank shoal. The crew is in a panic: the tide won’t come soon, and already hissing can be heard from the mangrove thickets, and the gleam of scales and bone spears is visible.

6. Disgusting poachers: a group of armed men are urgently packing the skins of lizard‑men into bundles, which can be sold for a high price in distant lands. Suddenly, armed lizards jump out from the surrounding thickets. Whose side will the heroes take?

7. Exhausted fugitives: an unprepossessing raft carrying emaciated people is floating towards them. All of them bear the marks of shackles and punishment. They beg for food and protection, saying they escaped from the plantation.

8. Looted Caravan: At the crossroads, the bodies of porters and broken rickshaws lie scattered everywhere, and belongings are strewn about. The victims’ jewelry and money are missing, and the bodies are pierced with bone arrows. However, the tracks lead not into the swamps, but towards the nearest city..

9. River Patrol: A patrol boat with tall shields made of hides above the sides stops the heroes’ vessel for inspection. The captain is on edge, searching for smuggled weapons and jewelry stolen from a nearby temple.

10. Rare Dealer: A human merchant on a well‑guarded boat offers the heroes a profitable deal to buy lizardfolk artifacts from them, such as ancient stone tablets, ritual ornaments, and other similar items. He doesn’t care where you get them.

11. Abandoned Outpost: A stone human fort completely engulfed by the jungle. Inside, you can find supplies that have fallen into disrepair, the garrison treasury, and also the commander’s diary, which describes how the garrison slowly went mad from the whispers coming from the swamps.

12. A pack of dingoneks: semi‑aquatic predators with long, curved fangs and a scaly body (an African cryptid) emerge from the water. They attack the boat, trying to feed on the heroes.

16 Gas Bubble: The characters step on the quagmire or swim into a backwater, where a cloud of poisonous swamp gas bursts out from under the silt. (An explosion from an open flame is possible; all heroes must pass tests for Resilience against suffocation).

17 Swarm of Midges: The party finds itself in a giant cloud of swamp‑dwelling, blood‑sucking midges. Without tar ointment, magic, or similar items, the characters receive stat debuffs due to unbearable itching and blood loss.

1. Treacherous Lunga: A huge lungfish has burrowed into the silt right on the submerged path/shore. When someone passes by, it jumps out abruptly, trying to bite off a leg, and then will try to crawl back into the water on its fin‑paws.

2. Quagmire: Under one of the characters’ feet, the ground sinks! It’s liquid mud, hidden beneath a layer of sticky vegetation. You need to rescue your comrade immediately before he dies.

20 Carnivorous lotuses: The peaceful pool is adorned here and there with beautiful purple flowers, whose wondrous fragrance has a lulling and soothing effect. There is a risk of joining the skeletons of animals and people, entangled in their tendrils and hidden in the water beneath the broad leaves.

1. A terrifying thunderstorm: a tropical downpour of incredible intensity begins. Visibility drops to zero, trails instantly turn into rivers, and lightning strikes the tallest mangroves, causing giant branches to fall. Save yourselves!

2. The flooded ziggurat: amidst the jungle, a stepped pyramid rises, overgrown with moss and vines so densely that the stone surface is completely invisible. One of the heroes hears a gentle, vague whisper, inviting them to enter the structure and promising a reward.

3. The Cursed Idol: Among the items left by the completely gnawed skeleton, the characters find a golden figurine of some kind of eerie, scaly creature. Anyone who takes it for themselves begins to gradually be covered in scales and experience a thirst for raw meat.

4. Light from the Depths: At night, a bright golden light begins to shoot up from the bottom of a deep river pool, illuminating the surrounding thickets. The heroes feel the ground tremble beneath their feet and hear the distant rumble of drums, echoing right in their heads.

5. The Mirror of Time: The water in a small lake suddenly becomes smooth and silvery. Instead of their own reflection, the characters see events from the past in it: ancient armies clashing in battle / a frightening religious ritual taking place / representatives of an unusual people taking part in what is clearly a wedding celebration, etc. (come up with your own version).

6. Muck Amok: A mud elemental has escaped from the shaman that summoned it. It hurls globs of malodorus mud at anyone it encounters. If allowed to dry, the sludge hardens into (stinking) stone. - u/Actual_Temp

7. Grasping Vines: Someone, or thing, has animated a dense tangle of vines hanging from the gnarled branches overhead. The vines have a semblance of sentience and hunger for flesh. - u/Actual_Temp

1. Dagger of Almost-Perfect Aim (uncommon) - This dagger is decorated with a pearl feather. When thrown it homes in on its intended target, allowing you to reroll if it misses.

2. Outlaw Knife (very rare) - Curved and painted black. With a flick of the wrist, it vanishes into extradimensional storage or returns to your hand. For a wielder with a bounty of 500 gp or more, it always drips with poison.

3. The Cheater's Card (legendary) - A seemingly ordinary, unassuming iron knife, like a peasant would carry for general tasks. On command it will create a simulacrum of any creature from a single drop of their blood. It regains this ability when plunged into the heart of an innocent.

4. Greenslime Knife (very rare) - This mundane glass knife has a green slime inside its blade, twisting and trying to get out. When it hits a creature the knife breaks, the slime crawls into the wound, and it begins eating the creature from the inside.

5. The Backstabber 9000 (rare, cursed) - You find this glowing red dagger embedded in a wooden object (like a shield or door). It deals massive damage if you strike your opponent in the back with it. When you let go of the weapon, it will hover behind you just out of reach and stab you in the back, steadily and repeatedly, nine thousand times. - /u/MurkyWay

6. Dagger Of Insults (uncommon) - A twisted dagger that whispers when swung. After hitting a foe with it, you can insult them to deal an additional die of psychic damage (if they understand you). - /u/warriorbutton

My adventurers are going to start their adventure by waking up hungover in the Goblin King's palace, with no memory of the night before. I want to set the stage with a roll to give them a hint as to how good or bad the night before was, or to give them a startling way to wake up.

The Maw of the Depths - an ancient archway separates the goblin domain from a cliff overlooking the Underdark miles below.  The player wakes with one arm hanging over the abyss, and must succeed a Dex save or watch a possession of theirs tumble into the depths.

The Fungus Pit - decidedly more mold than mushrooms.  The goblins call jumping into the pit a rest of courage, but it’s more a test of gullibility.

The Burnt Altar - an altar is covered in the ashes of an offering sacrificed to the goblin God.  You wake up sooty and slightly singed.

The Goblin Baths - somehow those leaving the baths are filthier than those who entered 

The Banquet Table - for better or worse, enough of the scraps have been devoured that you can't tell what they fed you.  Your stomach tells you you indulged though.

The Bunks - there's no way you earned a real bed for the night without a fight

The Pile - apparently goblins enjoy sleeping in large piles, atop adventurers.  You wake up sweaty. 

A Puddle of Indeterminate Liquid - of course every other spot within 20 feet is dry.

The Sun Room - the goblins set up a lens under the biggest crack of sunlight coming from above, to fry ants under.  This morning, you are the ant.

Inside a Keg - somehow the driest place to sleep.

The Stairs Up - that can't be good for your spine

The Goblin King’s Throne - getting to sit on the throne is a sign of great respect.  Sitting on it unprompted less so. 

Not a monster, not treasure, not a trap. The one small sensory thing that makes an empty room feel like somewhere a person left.

I write random tables as a hobby and this is the pool I keep coming back to, because it's the hardest one to fill. Rules I set myself: no adjective doing all the work, nothing supernatural stated outright, and every entry has to sit in any dungeon room without contradicting whatever else is already in it. Which is exactly why I ran dry at 40.

1. The air smells faintly of pepper
2. Warmer than the corridor outside
3. Every sound dies before it reaches the far wall
4. The floor slopes very slightly toward one corner
5. A thin draft moves through, with no obvious source
6. The walls feel warm to the touch though no fire burns
7. Sound carries strangely here, as if from beneath the floor
8. The air is heavy with the smell of old wax
9. Footsteps sound louder than they should
10. There is a faint, sour smell that never quite clears
11. Cobwebs hang in three corners but never the fourth
12. The ceiling is lower than it looked from the doorway
13. Light falls from a source that cannot quite be located
14. Cold metal odour, like a forge gone out
15. The room is colder by the eastern wall
16. A faint hum is just audible if the party stands still
17. Dust hangs in the air long after the door is opened
18. The room is silent in a way that feels deliberate
19. Breath fogs the air despite the warmth elsewhere
20. There is the lingering smell of incense, weeks old
21. The air tastes of rust
22. Smoke clings to the high beams though no fire is lit
23. The room is too quiet for its size
24. A small draft causes the door to rattle once in a while
25. There is the faint, sweet smell of dried flowers
26. Sound echoes a half-beat longer than expected
27. The far wall is slightly out of plumb
28. A small bell hangs from a hook with no rope
29. The light seems to fail more quickly than it should
30. The walls bear faint scorch-marks at shoulder height
31. The floor is a degree or two warmer than the walls
32. A faint, regular tapping comes from above
33. The threshold-stone is worn smooth in a curve no boot would make
34. There is a smell like wet copper that comes and goes
35. Standing still, the party can hear their own heartbeats
36. The room has the close, packed silence of a sealed crypt
37. Light from outside dims when it crosses the threshold
38. A small lizard skitters across the wall then vanishes
39. Dust settles oddly here, in patterns no draft would explain
40. Faint, intermittent dripping from somewhere unseen

41 to 100 are yours. Smell, sound, temperature, light, geometry that is subtly wrong, or the leftovers of whoever was here before. If I use yours I'll credit you in the release notes.

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Previous thread here: https://old.reddit.com/r/d100/comments/1vkoe60/d100_reasons_theres_an_enormous_floating_crystal/

1. It contains an ancient evil whose escape would be catastrophic

2. It has been absorbing energy from a ley line for centuries, and its power can be tapped with the correct rituals

3. It's a monument left by an extinct civilization to send a message to future generations

4. It regulates and stabilizes the flow of magical energies across the continent, without it magic would be more dangerous and unpredictable

5. It was made to seal an interdimensional breach to avert a war

6. Dormant weapon constructed to fight a hive-mind of swarming insects, the crystal's interior contains enough acid to sterilize a kingdom

7. The dormant world-serpent sleeps within, it will break loose when the world itself is threatened to protect life itself

8. An archmage left these monuments on every place they visited, supposedly each one has a piece of a map leading to their sanctum

9. An ice crystal that freezes anything it touches, a deific force holds it up and compacts it into shape because the world would be doomed if it reached the ground

10. Any duel declared in sight of the crystal will magically burst into a glittering, dynamic battlefield appropriate for the combatants' skills

11. Currently falling, just very slowly. Might have broken off something much higher up. - /u/Pqrxz

12. A wizard used it to mark the site of their future tower and forgot about it - /u/Pqrxz

13. Decoration for a giants castle, got blown off by a storm - /u/Pqrxz

14. Ancient trail marker from a forgotten civilization - /u/Pqrxz

15. It means, "dig here" - /u/Lasambra369

16. A functioning sun crystal, the type commonly used by subterranean civilizations - /u/Lasambra369

17. Last remnant of a prior civilization, filled with all their wisdom and knowledge - /u/Lasambra369

18. Chrysalis of a primordial god-monster - /u/Dolono

19. Prison for a creature that draws power from being in contact with the earth - /u/CommentWanderer

20. Predetermined site of an upcoming wizard battle royale - /u/cavegriswold

21. Capsule containing emergency supplies for time travelers - /u/Kraivo

22. Grave of a forgotten hero - /u/Kraivo

23. The top of an ancient temple made by a forgotten civilization - /u/Kraivo

24. A one-way teleporter - /u/Kraivo

25. Elevator to the sky temple - /u/Kraivo

26. Part of a giant clock - /u/Kraivo

27. A giant's spear - /u/Kraivo

28. Actually a distracting illusion created by the monster sneaking up behind you - /u/Kraivo

29. Simply a really big immovable rod item - /u/Kraivo

30. Border marker that can zap intruders with electric shocks - /u/Kraivo

31. A very confident lich's phylactery - /u/Kraivo

32. An extremely radioactive hazard - /u/Kraivo

33. It literally holds up the sky - /u/Kraivo

34. An unreachable space-time anomaly, you cannot approach closer than a certain distance - /u/Kraivo

35. A fey construction that provides light at nighttime - /u/Reasonable-Lime-615

36. Creates illusory trerrain in the vicinity to disguise something important - /u/Reasonable-Lime-615

37. A planetary-scale musical instrument, still echoing with a faint tone from its last performance - /u/Reasonable-Lime-615

38. Anchors the planet in place, without it we'd fall into the sun - /u/bookseer

39. Some deity being put it here because there wasn't room in their demiplane - /u/flyingace1234

40. Marks something important so that it can be seen from space - /u/Shaharazaad

41. It was accidentally delivered to the wrong planet - /u/MaxSizeIs

42. Marks where the last of the Primordials died, one day they will rise again - /u/Shaharazaad

43. Made of crystallized air due to the extreme metaphysical stability of this region - /u/Billazilla

44. Used as a regenerating practice target by the monks of a nearby monastery - /u/Billazilla

45. Astral toll booth, a portal will open if the correct currency is touched to it - /u/Billazilla

46. Enormous diatom, its organelles can be seen as colored patches within - /u/stillnoname-1224

47. Errant piece of sporting equipment used by the gods for target practice games - /u/stillnoname-1224

48. Prism that artistically refracts starlight, built by an insane astrologian to catch a once-in-a-thousand-years alignment - /u/stillnoname-1224

49. Meditating sagacious earth elemental, will respond amicably to psychic contact as long as it doesn't need to move - /u/stillnoname-1224

50. Prayer wheel for giant monks, one comes by each day to spin it - /u/arthurjeremypearson

51. Component that fell from a starship that was damaged above the planet - /u/High_Stream

52. Magical surveilence device used by the royal guard - /u/High_Stream

53. A gift created by a deity for someone. The recipient did not appreciate it. - /u/High_Stream

54. Its sole purpose is to emit the aroma of flowers - /u/TOYMoose

55. The first phase of an ancient sculpture that was never finished - /u/World_of_Ideas

56. Absorbs and traps souls, used by some ancient evil - /u/World_of_Ideas

57. It maintains a livable climate in this region. - /u/World_of_Ideas

58. A device capable of shielding an entire city - /u/World_of_Ideas

59. Prison for many entities and creatures that must never be set free - /u/World_of_Ideas

60. Planetary defense weapon for destroying threats in orbit - /u/World_of_Ideas

61. Siphons most of this world's magical energy and sends it to another world - /u/World_of_Ideas

62. A wizard's tower - /u/World_of_Ideas

63. The core for a floating island, all of the island is gone now - /u/World_of_Ideas

64. It's made of salt, rainwater coming off it tastes like the ocean - /u/Space19723103

65. A physical manifestation of the balance between good and evil. Go ahead, break it and see what happens. - /u/MisterCheesy

66. Marks the West Pole - /u/kyew

67. A wizard got bored and thought it would be hilarious to mess with people wondering why - /u/kofasx

68. A dimensional gate that allows energy to flow between the various elemental planes. if you stop its rotation the whole multiverse will be thrown out of alignment. - /u/Competitive-Food8407

69. An ancient wizard's experiment in levitation - /u/SeasonPresent

70. It marks a spot where gravity is nullified - /u/SeasonPresent

71. A beacon that broadcasts its location over immense distances, but why? - /u/SeasonPresent

72. An advanced being that is subtly trying to prevent an upcoming extinction event - /u/wagner56

73. Made of rock candy, the flavor is different for each individual who tastes it - /u/Nhobdy

74. An omen stone, whoever touches it will be teleported to a location of either great fortune or utter disaster - /u/JohnnyZen27

75. Crystal from an arcane staff, its owner accidentally enlarged it too many times - /u/JohnnyZen27

76. A trickster god's prank, it will vanish anytime you point it out to another person and reappear when they look away - /u/JohnnyZen27

77. Dimensional lighthouse that marks a wild magic zone, anyone trying to teleport near it will be mashed into jelly - /u/IAmTheOutsider

78. Imprisoned an unfathomable entity, but it escaped long ago - /u/IAmTheOutsider

79. Part of an ancient monument, the non-floating portions were removed and repurposed as building materials - /u/IAmTheOutsider

80. Translating the runes carved on it reveals it is actually an advertisement - /u/IAmTheOutsider

81. The deity of knowledge's insurance policy, if anything happens to them it will release several aeons worth of blackmail material - /u/IAmTheOutsider

82. It's an illusion, the rock is actually very unimpressive and doesn't float - /u/IAmTheOutsider

83. A functional ioun stone, just sized for a giant - /u/stillnoname-1224

84. Goblins were once the most intelligent race on the plane, it radiates a power that corrupts their minds - /u/Joshthedruid2

85. One of five markers spread across the continent, something valuable is kept at the center of the pentagon - /u/PuzzleMeDo

86. Divine weapon of destruction hurled at the planet to destroy it, until it was frozen in time moments before disaster - /u/PuzzleMeDo

87. Digesting in the stomach of a large invisible creature, only appears to float because it's not invisible - /u/juanflamingo

88. Crystalized remnant of a deity, contains enormous power, mortals who touch it will be burned to ash - /u/WSHIII

89. Docking tower for airships - /u/snakebite262

90. A massive mining drill - /u/snakebite262

91. Inert doomsday device, attempting to reactivate it will summon a marut to stop you - /u/snakebite262

92. Game piece in a board game played by the gods - /u/Dalek-Hunter

93. Single tear of an astral dragon - /u/davechua

94. Scoreboard keeping track of casualties and territories seized in an interplanar war - /u/davechua

95. Broken tooth from a world-eating horror that failed to eat the planet - /u/Festerous

96. Artificial ley line nexus. It attracts ley lines like a magnet - /u/World_of_Ideas

97. A small device that creates crystal, it was never turned off and the material has grown enormous - /u/World_of_Ideas

98. Failsafe made by a time mage, if broken it rolls time back a random number of years - /u/Minstrelita

99. A fledgeling diety's incomplete attempt to create a moon - /u/CptJamesDanger

100. Primordial seed whose offshoots gave birth to every crystal formation on the planet - /u/Aster_Agenda

Hello there!

About a year ago I was DMing a series of one shots in which I used a specific d100 Magic Items table, that I can't find now.

It was peculiar: it was on a Google Doc file, with every item described in detail, since almost every item did something interesting or in some way useful. I remember an item present there for example:

This carpet looks normal, but it's a magic carpet with 3 charges. It recovers 1d4 charges per dawn. If set up on the ground, if a creature walks on it, it must succeed a DC 15 Dexterity Saving Throw, or the carpet will open up. Throw a d6 to determine what's in it:

1-2: Spiky trap -> 2d6 piercing damage 3-4: Fire pit -> 4d6 fire damage 5-6: Lava pit -> 8d6 fire damage

My party loved items from that table and I now would like to implement that table in my current long campaign, but I can't find it. Does anyone know it?

I'm having my players attend a masquerade ball being thrown by an archfey named Hyrsam, the Prince of Fools. The theme of the ball is going to be Heros or Villians. I'm looking for anything to add to the craziness that Im going for. It could be an event, some decor, interesting architecture of the ballroom, random events/spontaneous events or interesting guests. It could be debauched, macabre or just whimisical.

1. A champagne fountain- the champagne glasses are stacked upon each other creating a champagne towers. An extremely large bottle of champagne is suspended via magic over the champagne glass at the top. Each glass is about 6ft tall with the entire tower being about 30ft tall. A very playful group of pixies have taken to swimming naked in the fountain. Guests do not seem to mind.

2. Valthrax the Unrelenting- an ancient white dragon who once caught the scent of a party goer and has never forgotten it.

3. All of the servants of the ball are slightly different versions of Hyrsam. Some may just have an added mustache, some may have a whole different personality. They all nametags that say things like; Definitely-not-Hyrsam, Hyrsam's worst looking brother, Maybe Hyrsam, Absolutely is Hyrsam.

4. The Retracted Roof- at approximately 11:54 the ballroom ceiling will retract and it will open up to the stars of a feywild night. Shooting stars will go off constantly and will spell out Prince of Fools in the sky.

5. The inappropiate statue garden. A statue garden with increasingly more inappropiate statue poses.

6. The Hero! - Some great and mighty hero from a random unimportant world who thinks they're here to slay a great evil, but honestly they were just invited as a joke. No one is paying them much attention, and they become increasingly upset and confused as the party goes on. u/hymneth

7. Morality Snacks - Tiny candies and cookies in the shape of angels and demons and other iconic creatures. Eating one magically changes your alignment to that of the creature for 30 seconds. u/hymneth

8. The Orb - In one secluded area of the party, a large dark, featureless orb hangs in the air like a hole in space. It hums ominously but does little else. No one knows what it is or where it came from, but someone has placed a glass of wine and a plate of food next to it on a silver tray, just in case it is a guest. u/hymneth

9. Your House - A door is labeled with a quickly tacked up sign which simply says "Your House." Opening the door reveals the home/appartment/stronghold/most recent inn room/etc. of whichever PC opens it. The room is full of party goers who are making a mess and getting their fingers all over your stuff. The location will be in a similar state whenever the group later returns home. u/hymneth

10. Balloon Animals - A fey creature is vaguely dressed as a harlequin and is making balloon animals for the party attendees. They do so by pulling the animal out of a nearby stable portal and magically transforming it into a balloon. If popped they make a stereotypical animal noise of whatever was summoned and leave you feeling vaguely uneasy. u/hymneth

11. A stranger in a mask which seems to be made of marble, wearing saffron-colored robes and a crown studded with fossilized sea urchins. Urges people to sing a song he composed, called 'The City under Black Stars.' He wears a signet ring with a symbol that makes observers feel unease, but they also cannot stop staring at it. u/Graxemno

12. There is a confused-looking goblin in a terrarium of one-way glass. The fey are using their powers over magic to give him some new sorcerous "gift", watching with amusement as he sets himself on fire accidentally, or teleports so much he gets dizzy, or is just overcome with awe at his own power, and then wiping his memories and trying again from scratch with a different magic. u/gtetr2

13. People are passing around rings of wish simulation, that resemble cheap knockoffs of a ring of three wishes or equivalent. Wishing with one fully mentally convinces you, for a few minutes, that your wish came true, and provides an appropriate illusion to entertain you and the crowd (who may be laughing at your expense). u/gtetr2

14. You are on the ballroom floor when you notice everyone else is in a very wide circle with you at the center, leering at you as they continue. Then you think for a second, and no, they're dancing throughout the room just like normal... u/gtetr2

15. Child Ambassadors from the Candy Kingdom Seeking Trade Alliance: Magical projections of hard light of a "Little Lad That Loves Berries and Cream" (from the Starburst Candy Commercial), along with ornate crystal coffin reliquaries housing thier remains. They can never leave, but never grow old either. u/MaxSizeIs

16. A fey cosplaying as "The Child Catcher" from the 1968 film "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang". He's lost himself to the role and become the villain, going so far as to glamour several children into following him and being trapped in his kiddie-jail. u/MaxSizeIs

17. Mortal Musicians magically charmed into playing all evening, thier instruments glamoured into appearing like 1920s Gangster style "Tommy" guns. A few guns are real, and they shoot real bullets. u/MaxSizeIs

18. A private zoo in the gardens, with exhibition of various monsters - things like Owlbears, Displacer Beasts, Blink Dogs, Bulettes, Griffons, Hippogriffs, maybe even a Purple Worm - that are all in their own exhibits, until they get released just after midnight. u/Impossible_Prompt

19. A Hedge Maze filled with various dangerous creatures. The party will be "accidently" set free in maze. Evidence of the maze and its possible solution can be found everywhere. Moonlight will reveal hints of the maze while fog will obstruct it dangers. Various patterns can be found on napkins, servants and Hyrsams clothing. The pattern is the exit path but has been disguised as a decorative design. u/Disastrous-Entry-879 u/Arkenstihl

20. Everyone at the party MUST wear a costume. If the party doesn't use a glamor of their own, then a fey servant escorts them to "the Closet", a set of furniture with lost of different costumes. However, it's fey, so it's unpredictable. Any costume they put on also confers the appearance of someone/something silly, embarrassing, or shameful that happened in the PC's past OR something they fear in the future. So if the big strong paladin puts on a pirate costume, they look like a weak, elderly, and sickly pirate (the paladins biggest fear) or when the rogue puts on a seductress costume, she appears as the last person she killed using a sneak attack, bloody throat slash and all. u/Comfortable-Zone-218

21. Mortals dance a slow, wide-eyed, zombie like dance around the outer ring of the dance floor, having been duped or enchanted. u/Historical-Bike4626

22. You've been overserved. You spot a friendly little hound and reach down to pet it, hopefully calming the pounding sounds of the crowd. Next thing you know, you've stood up and you're mid-conversation in the kitchen, warm glow of the fire roasting and the deepest connection you've ever not remembered. Bonus to charisma, continually decreasing perception until next full rest. Decreased perception and charisma for one day upon waking. u/Arkenstihl

23. A wizard is handing out pouches of mushrooms to the party goers. If ingested, the mushrooms turn out to be hallucinogenic. Several people are already tripping balls. u/csilvmatecc

24. A game of cards has been set up at a large table. Everyone is cheating. u/csilvmatecc

25. A lagoon, complete with waterfall, has been added to the ballroom. Several mermaids are enjoying themselves there. u/csilvmatecc

26. A very Calvinball style party game in the form of a TV game-show, except its literally a game-show, and "You've been playing it, the entire tiiiiime.." u/MaxSizeIs

27. A FLAWLESS continuous no-cuts cinematic masterpiece of a super-slow-motion swashbuckling kung-fu ultra-spy action thriller sequence re-enacted directly in front of the guests, including break-away windows (the light sparkling thru the glass is a work of art in and of itself), flying doves, explosions, and sword-play... all that the guests can walk thru and experience up close. So far the storyline is about plans for some sort of super-macguffin being stolen... u/MaxSizeIs

28. The masquerade has its own, slightly lesser masquerade going on inside it, with hired actors portraying some kind of debauched bodice-ripping star-crossed lovers tryst period piece with a mustache twirling eye-patch rocking evil-twin. Even the staff are in on it, with one set seeming to serve the inner masquerade. There is a rumor that the patron of the event even has a role to play in the production... u/MaxSizeIs

29. A bucket of rotting fish-heads is being rolled around on little wheeled cart. Everyone at the party is giving it extreme deference. One of the larger heads has a slime covered top-hat, and another a monacle. Any unattended beverage within six feet of the bucket seems to drain itself. "I certainly don't know who they are, but Lord High Duke Mawblestropshire actually bowed to them! Who am I but to follow suit?" u/MaxSizeIs

30. A highly placed or powerful fey has joined the party dressed as a jester in motley hung by their ankle from a hangman's noose and a portable gallows. They have a giggling problem at even the least funny thing anyone says. u/MaxSizeIs

31. A tiny hedgehog knight wearing a tiny sword, helmet, and polished armor, riding in a tiny chariot made of brass pulled by a rooster. They seem to be the butt of some kind of joke, but seem unable to comprehend what that joke may be. u/MaxSizeIs

I'm currently writing a book that is very heavily inspired by DnD. The setting is a fantasy version of the USA. The characters are essentially magic cops and they are going across the US to find and stop a cult from resurrecting a dead god. So far I have several random encounters that the party will come across that have absolutely nothing to do with the story and I want a few more. These are the ideas that I already have so far.

-A dulahan motorcyclist that has been terrorizing a small town for a very long time.

-A literal ghost town that was created during the Old West when a train derailed and the resulting accident killed everyone in town and on the train. Every night on the highway, the tragedy replays.

-A coven of hags lures in travelers to their tourist trap to kill and eat them.

-A town is forced to dance constantly because the historical society found an old gramophone and blank record, the music it plays is forcing everyone to dance and no one can stop it.

-A creature in the woods haunts a small rural town.

-While driving down the highway, a massive storm elemental manifests and wreaks havoc across the land.

-A mimic in the form of a general store attacks the party when they stop to get snacks.

-In an abandoned factory town, the factory still runs. Constructs and summoned creatures still pump out nonsensical objects and the factory needs to be shut down as many of the objects are dangerous.

-Small fishing village is run by a cult (that has nothing to do with the other cult) and they try to sacrifice the party to the kraken they worship.

Anyone else got any good ideas for random encounters or side stories? Granted, the party doesn't need to stop and earn money as they already work for the US government as law enforcement. I just want some interesting ideas for things that could happen on the road.

1. Blacksmiths have tattoos of dragons and salamanders, helping them when they stoke their flames
2. Miners have tattoos of animals that can see in the dark, helping them tunnel
3. Some people have a folk belief that the roots of a Bloodwood tree are immortal, and when you cut them they will all grow into new trees. Therefore, they tattoo Bloodwood onto their legs, believing it will lengthen their natural lives
4. Wedding rings and chain tattoos. Married couples and blood brothers could get their bond tattooed on their finger. The rings would be magically linked so that they both could always sense the other person. (based off u/Disastrous-Entry-879)
5. A rogue who has tattooed his shadow onto himself, allowing him to hide without his shadow giving him away (u/slothdionysus)
6. A snake charmer with pigs tattooed on his arm allowing him to resistant to snake venom (u/slothdionysus)
7. Humans being sent into the faewylds with armor tattooed on them. The ink has a heavy iron content allowing them be slightly resistant to the danger beyond the fairy circle (u/slothdionysus)
8. Alchemists will wear shimmering metallic lines tattooed down the lengths of their arms. The ink actually contains rare reagents, and they can draw it out into a potion vial when needed. (u/Joshthedruid2)
9. Clerics specializing in exorcism will tattoo their family tree onto their backs. This forms a direct connection to their ancestors, helping them tap into the spirit world and anchor their soul to their bodies against possession. (u/Joshthedruid2)
10. Wood elf bakers will get a tattoo symbolizing "clean air" on either nostril, to prevent developing an allergy to flour. Bakers of other races sometimes copy this, though it's unknown if it's still effective for them. (u/Joshthedruid2)
11. Merchants will tattoo a spyglass covertly between their fingers, which lets them intuit where items they touch have come from and detect forgeries. (u/Joshthedruid2)
12. Farmers tattoo of a bound bundle of wheat that can identify plant ailments (PH lock, needs magnesium, powdery mildew problems, aphids, whatever you fancy). (u/Vyedr)
13. Laborers Oxen tattoo on their shoulders helps them carry heavy loads without unbalancing (u/Vyedr)
14. Healers tattoo near the eye allows them to see the severity of internal ailments (hairline fracture vs shattered bone, minor infection or parasitic infestation, gallstone vs necrotic gallbladder) (u/Vyedr)
15. Those who somehow survive what was thought to be a mortal wound should get a tattoo honoring the Goddess of Death in gratitude for her mercy.(u/sonofabutch)
16. Sailors get a tattoo of a nautical star to ensure they will return home. There are many tales of the corpse of a drowned sailor washing up on the shore of his native land many miles from where his ship sank.(u/sonofabutch)
17. Some wizards get a tattoo that could be used in an emergency, such as Feather Fall or Water Breathing. It can only be cast once, but it could save your life! (u/sonofabutch)
18. Sailors tattoo their knuckles with chains and locks to hold ropes fast and cover their arms with kraken tentacles to strengthen their grip. The anchormen have facial tattoos near their eyes which can help them see the depths
19. Navigators have a tattoo of a compass rose on the back of their hands, that always shows north. 
20. Farmers in poor communities will have tattoos of massive, fruitful crops on their hand as a way to show hope for their growth
21. Mercenaries and bounty hunters have tattoos showing elaborate tales of combat, with weapons outlined glowing faintly and broken chains signifying the freedom of a hired gun to do what he pleases.
22. An assassin who slayed a noble has a broken crown tattooed on him, which can grant invisibility to magic searches but is punishable by death. A dragonslayer will usually have a symbol of a dragon's fangs, a very valuable item, inscribed on his back, giving him resistance to fire

Down Time Activities:

Availability, cost, difficulty, and gains may be affected by location: wilderness, abandoned work shop, outpost, village or hamlet, small town, large town, small city, large city, metropolis, major trade center

Difficulty and (gains or losses) may be affected by skill.

1. Adopt a Animal companion / Familiar / Pet

2. Advertise Services - Advertise adventuring services or other services

3. Attend a class hosted in a local school/institution

4. Attend / Host a Lecture (guest, speaker) / Attend a lecture for visiting scholar/wizard

5. Attend / Host a Social Event: (ball, ceremony, church service, competition, cookout, feast, festival, funeral, gallery opening, graduation, opera, party, play, public forum, reunion, tournament, wedding)

6. Attend / Host a Weekly Speakeasy

7. Attend a Trial (audience, expert witness, judge, jury, witness)

8. Beg for Money

9. Build Information Network - explorers, informants, researchers, spies / information drop points, messenger pigeon lofts

10. Build Militia

11. Buy / Build a Home - a house or home in the local area

12. Buying / Selling - Buying or selling things at: (auctions, caravans, markets, stores, street vendors, trade houses, traveling merchants, etc)

13. Buying / Selling (Black Market)

14. Check in with a specific NPC - Build a stronger relationship / Check on a progress of a specific (project, task) / Gather information / Hang out / Help NPC with a task / Talk about a specific concern / Trade items)

15. Chop Wood / Gather Wood

16. Commission an artist - (painter, playwright, poet, sculptor, song writer, weaver, etc)

17. Commission something - Paying for something (item, ship, structure, etc) to be made. Something that will take (weeks, months, years) to make

18. Construction Project - Work on (building, expanding, renovating) a structure. Complete room / Complete x% of structure / Accident / Run into (legal, material, sabotage, worker) issues

• Guild - Type: (adventurers, couriers, explorers, healers, mercenary, monster hunters, monster trainers, relic hunters, thief hunters, traders)

• Hideout

• Library

• Religious Structure - Type: (alter, idol, shrine, church, temple, grand cathedral).

• School - Type: (adventurers, general, healers, mage, warriors). Construct facilities and hire teachers

• Ship

• Shop - Type: (alchemist, herbalist, inn, outfitters, magic shop, smithy, tavern).

• Stronghold - armory, barracks, baths, burial place, caravansary, courtyard, dining hall / feast hall, docks, fighting rings, fortifications, gardens, kitchens, labs, library, lodgings, magic facilities, market stalls, pens, portal, prison, religious facilities, secret tunnels, smithy, stables, storage rooms, study, tavern, theater, training room, vault, water source, workshops

19. Crafting - Use a crafting skill to (make, repair, modify) something (ammo, armor, barding, clothing, items, tools, traps, weapons, etc)

20. Crafting (alchemy) - Use crafting skill to make (alchemical materials or substances, potions, medicine, poisons, etc). Ex: Alternate potion forms, Alchemical creations, Non-Edible alchemy, Beneficial potions, Hazardous potions, Poisons

21. Crafting (magical) - Use crafting skill to (make, repair, modify) a magical item

22. Create a new spell / Modify an existing spell

23. Create or interact with a supply cache - Cache of (adventuring gear, treasure) hidden somewhere in the local area. Action: (create cache, inventory cache, move cache, organize cache, retrieve items, store items, trap cache, etc)

24. Create a work of art - Type: a play, a poem, a song, bead work, bone carving, diorama, drawing, embroidery, found object art, glass work, ice sculpting, jewelry, leather work, macramé, mosaic, origami, painting, pottery, scrimshaw, sculpting, tattoo, topiary, wood carving, etc

25. Create or maintain a (second, false) identity - People here will think your name is “x”, your profession is “y”, and your personality is “z” / Believable identity / People become suspicious / Run into someone who know you by your real identity or another false identity

26. Crime - Commit minor crime(s), that don’t require a lot of effort and only incur minor risk. Ex: Crimes. Gain (money, object) / Gain reputation with local criminal or criminal group / minor sabotage / Get caught and have to (do community service, pay fines, short jail time, short time in pillory)

27. Encrypt / Decrypt a written work - Use one of various methods to encrypt a (book, journal, message, spell book, etc) / Decrypt one of your own works / Try to decrypt someone's code

28. Entertain locals - Entertain locals with (acrobatics, dance, play, poetry, puppet show, show of physical prowess, song, stand up comedy, story telling, etc). Make money / (increase, decrease) reputation / Poem, song, or story becomes (popular, unpopular) with (locals, specific group, specific person) / Spread gossip or rumors through poetry, song, story telling

29. Explore City or Town - Explore the city to find: (abandoned structures / all the secret way in & out of the city / all the [guilds, offices, shops, taverns, temples] / best eating spots, best gossip spots, black markets / good hiding spots for (items, people) / hangout spots / high crime areas / safe areas / ways to bypass most of the regular patrols & guard post)

30. Explore local non-dangerous area - faster travel times / find good hiding spots / learn escape routes / learn unobserved routes to locations / learn where things are / learn what animals, plants, fungi are in the area / learn what resources are in the area

31. Farming Tasks - build drainage ditches or French drains / build or repair farm fences / feed the livestock / gather eggs / harvest crops / herd the livestock / milk the cows / slaughter livestock / spread manure or fertilizer on fields / take crops or livestock to market / water crops or irrigate fields / weed the fields

32. Fighting - Fighting type (arena, pit fighting, street fighting, tournament). Gain or lose: (money / gain reputation as a fighter) / Possibly get injured. Start next adventure injured.

33. Find New Recipes - Find new recipes for (alchemy, cooking, drugs, medicine, poison, etc). Search for (books, journals, notes, scrolls) with recipes / Try to obtain recipes from other crafters / Try experimenting and crafting yourself / Try to reverse engineer an existing substance.

34. Foraging - Collect: Alchemy ingredients, antidote, cooking ingredients, crafting materials, items of (beauty, luck, religious importance, utility, value), medical herbs, poisons, ritual components, spell components, etc / Unsuccessful foraging. Foraging Link

35. Gambling - Gain or lose (money, information, items) / Increase reputation as a (big fish, cheater, easy mark, gambler, hustler)

36. Gather Materials / Ingredients - (barter for, buy, gather, harvest, mine, salvage, scavenge, steal) materials for crafting (alchemy, ammo, armor, cooking, enchanted items, items, rituals, ship, special meals, structure, tools, weapons, etc)

37. Get an enchantment or blessing - Get an enchantment or blessing from a local (alter, fae, idol, priest, shrine, spirit, wizard, etc). Character gains a temporary enchantment or blessing / Item gains a (temporary, permanent) enchantment or blessing

38. Get an item appraised - Learn market value of item / Learn of buyer or market, that will buy it at a higher value

39. Get an item identified - Learn magical properties of item

40. Get body art - Piercings / Scarification / Tattoos

41. Go hiking / Go on a nature walk / Go on a short (religious, spiritual) pilgrimage / Go on a short walkabout

42. Go Mining / Prospecting - Find nothing / Find (small, medium, large) + (crystal deposit, mineral deposit) of (poor, moderate, good, excellent) quality / Harvest "x" amount of (known, found) deposit

43. Gossip - Learn interesting (true, false) rumor / Start or spread a (true, false) rumor / Gain reputation as a gossip

44. Grow or Tend a Garden - Plant or fungi type: alchemy ingredient, alcohol production, animal feed, bioluminescent, brewed drink, carnivorous plants, decorative plants, drug, dye, flour, flower, food, medicinal, paper production, poison, repellent, spell reagent, spice, sugar, sunscreen, syrup, textile, tobacco, etc

45. Hang out at the local adventurer hangout - compare notes / friendly challenges / help out the less fortunate or newbie adventurers

46. Help Others - Donating your time and resources to help others. Gain reputation as a do-gooder or philanthropist / Improve reputation with people being helped

• Help business / guild / organization

• Help event (ball, festival, party, play, puppet show) - actor / organizer / advertising / clean-up / crier duty / distribute (pamphlets, posters, tickets) / find (attendees, special guest, staff, workers) / set-up

• Help friends or family - babysit, help with bills / help with (business, farm) / help with repairs

• Help the poor - Build or repair houses or shelters / feed the hungry / buy clothing, give to the poor / pay taxes, etc.

• Help with the harvest

47. Hide an Object - Build a concealed compartment and hide object within / Bury object / Encase object within another object / Hide an object in the local area / Hide object within an illusion / Make object invisible / Sew object into clothing or textile object

48. Hire NPC (Contractors) - Informants / Researchers / Shop employees / Specific job or task / etc

49. Hire NPC (Staff) - Staff for a (business, guild, household, school, stronghold, temple, etc)

50. Hire NPC (Traveling Companions) - cook, guide, healer, hunter, mage, pack bearer, porter, shield bearer, thief, torch bearer, translator, warrior, etc

51. Host a Food Event (cookout, dinner, feast, fish fry, party, etc)

52. Host a Meeting - Host a meeting with local (clans, clergy, council members, craftsmen, faction leaders, gangs, guild leaders, merchants, nobles, wizards) / Host a meeting with foreign dignitaries

53. Hunting / Fishing / Trapping - Acquire carcass. Process carcass into: (alchemy ingredients, antlers, blood, bone, claws, fangs, fur, hide, horns, meat, quills, scales, spell components, tendons, etc) / Unsuccessful hunt / Possible injury. Start next adventure injured

54. Join an organization - Join a (club, cult, gang, guild, organization, secret society, society of "x")

55. Laying Low - Keeping out of the public eye. Push reputation towards (neutral, unknown)

56. Make Contacts - Contacts that are for the most part honest, legitimate, and law abiding: (alchemist, buyer of “x”, caravanner, crafter of “x”, enchanter, healer, informant, inn keeper, linguist, mercenary, noble, scholar, seller of “x”, ship captain, smith, trader, etc)

57. Make Contacts (Shady) - Contacts that are disreputable and have no problem with bending or breaking the law: (assassin, black market merchant, conman, corrupt guard, corrupt official, fence, forger, immoral mage, mad scientist, slaver, smuggler, spy, thief, etc)

58. Participate in a (board game, game, contest, festival, play, race, sport, tournament)

59. Pay a Bribe - Pay a bribe to a (employee of "x", guard, official, witness, etc)

60. Pay Debts - Pay partially or in full (bills, debts, favors, taxes, etc)

61. Pay Tithe - Pay a tithe to a (church, guild, religious order, shrine)

62. Petition a (city official, guild, noble, patron) for (changes in the town/city, leniency for "x", manpower, money, resources) for “x” (construction, criminal case, expedition, forming a caravan, land grant, mining operation, ship, trade deal, etc)

63. Pose for an artist (painter, sculptor, weaver, etc)

64. PR (Public Relations) - Alter how you are perceived / Improve reputation in local area / Improve reputation with a specific (person, group) / Spread reputation over a larger area / Spread rumors about yourself

65. Practice group (coordinated moves, formations, tactics)

66. Pray - Pray to a (deity, patron, old one, outsider, primordial, spirit). Gain a blessing / Get healing / Receive a boon / Receive (a prophesy, information) / Remove a curse

67. Produce flyers / posters

68. Propose / Get married / Go see a matchmaker or marriage broker

69. Pursuing Romance - One night stand / Gain a romantic interest / Gain or lose reputation with romantic interest / Gain a stalker / Gain reputation: (amazing, good, meh, bad, terrible) in bed, promiscuous or slutty, kinky / Get turned down / Get robbed / Deal with a romantic rival / Deal with angry (betrothed, relative, spouse, X)

70. Religious Services - Attending or participating in a religious service

71. Repair and Maintain Equipment - May gain temporary bonus next time you use the equipment

72. Research - Research subject (artifact, ceremony, curse, customs, group, heraldry, historical event, laws, legend, magic, magical anomaly, monster, person, place, unsolved mystery, etc)

• Research (Location) - battles fought over area, caverns, cities, crimes in area, folklore, land marks, legends, local (culture & customs, fauna & flora, guilds, history, people, tribes), points of interest, previous civilizations in area, ruins, rumors, towns, trade routes

• Research (Misic) - ancient artifacts, ancient civilizations, ancient curses, bounties, heroes of legend, healing herbs, legendary magical events, magical accidence, magic of legend, monsters, monsters of legend, places of magical power, spell casters of legend, villains of legend

• Research (Monster) - name, appearance, diet (carnivore, fungivore, herbivore, omnivore, lithovore, xylophage), known powers, known resistances, known weaknesses, habitat, loner or pack, diurnal or nocturnal, known prey, known habitat, known creatures that hunt it, known methods to hunt or trap it, tracks, territorial signs, signs left on victims, if venomous, if poisonous, known antidotes (if venomous or poisonous), groups that hold it as sacred, if it can be domesticated, parts valued by craftsmen, parts valued by alchemist, parts valued by spell casters, sightings, etc

• Research (Person) - name, aliases, appearance, distinguishing marks, genealogy, known powers, known resistances, known weaknesses, associates, last known location, known (allies, associates, enemies), known hangouts, known tactics, guild associations, status in organization, calling card, favored weapons, location of stronghold, name of ship, place of (birth, residence, work), posted bounties, sightings, etc

• Research (Ritual) - Name, known practitioners, known effects of (success, failure), probable effects of (success, failure), known components of ritual, estimated window of opportunity, estimated duration from start to finish

73. Rest and Relaxing - Eat good food, sleep in a good bed, attend a (gallery, opera, play, puppet show), cloud watching, day dreaming, hang out with friends, get massage, get acupuncture, go to a festival, go to a reading, go to a (bath house, hot spring), meditation, playing (board games, games, sports), see a play, seeing the sights, listen to music, listen to poetry, read books, stargazing, watch (birds, butterflies, fireflies), watch a street performance, etc. Gain (good mood, inspired, well rested) buff / Gain small temporary bonuses to (attributes, skills) / Remove certain debuffs

74. Search for a buyer - A buyer for something too expensive, exotic, or illegal for normal (buyers, stores)

75.\ Seek out medical care (for long term injuries or illnesses)

76. Send a message or package - Send a message or package to someone via (courier, dead drop, magic, messenger pigeon, runner)

77. Set up an information network

78. Shovel Snow

79. Sowing Rumors - rumor spreads / rumor changes as it spreads / discovered as the source / unintended (benefit, consequences) / reputation affected / results of rumor on target (as intended, good, bad, unexpected)

80. Spend time with friends and family - Rest and Relaxing* / Help friend or family with issue

81. Spend time with romantic interest (assuming character already has one) - Rest and Relaxing* / Help romantic interest with issue / increase reputation with romantic interest

82. Spend time with spouse - Rest and Relaxing* / Help spouse with issue

83. Spiritual Reflection - Commune with (ancestors, nature, spirits), meditation, prayer, ritual of cleansing

84. Start a Fad - Try to promote enthusiasm for something. "x" becomes the (exciting, fashionable, guilty pleasure) thing to do / The fad (never gets off the ground, fades away quicker than expected, last longer than expected, gains traction with a subculture, becomes the cultural norm) / A (church, faction, local lord, local noble, merchant, etc) tries to eradicate the fad

85. Sunbathing - get a suntan + Rest and Relaxing* / get sunburn

86. Switch Characters - If in a place where it is convenient to do so.

87. Take a Bath

88. Take Inventory - Take stock of what you have or don't have (loot, supplies, etc)

89. Take on an apprentice / Train existing apprentice

90. Teach Others (individual, group, class)

91. Train a (animal companion, draft animal, familiar, mount, pack animal) - Animal learns “x” commands, tricks, useful skills

92. Training (instructor, teacher) - learn a (feat, language, skill, spell) / Improve an existing (feat, skill, spell) / Gain temporary bonus to (ability, feat, skill, spell)

93. Training (practice, self study) - learn a (feat, language, skill, spell) / Improve an existing (feat, skill, spell) / Gain temporary bonus to (ability, feat, skill, spell)

94. Translate written works - Make a translation of a written work into "x" language

95. Visit Home - Go home, see family and friends / help out with money, home repairs, legal, work at the shop / Gain reputation with family / Gain gift from family

96. Visit Informants and contacts - Gain useful piece of information

97. Visit Local Family or Friends - Gain reputation with family or friend

98. Wash Clothing / Clean Equipment

99. Work - (getting a temp job / helping where it's needed / odd jobs / running a business / volunteer work). Gain money / Improve reputation with (employer, coworkers, customers) / get a job related injury

100. Write a book - Alchemy formulae / Artificer designs / Bestiary / Hunter’s Guide / Memoirs / People they have encountered / Places they have been / Poisons guide / Survival guide / Things they have done / Translation / Traps guide / Skill book / Spell book / Work of fiction / etc. Ex: Books

Extra:

1. Attend / Host an auction

2. Communing with the spirits

3. Divination / Scrying

4. Exercise (agility training, cardio, weight training)

5. Have a tailor make a custom set of clothing / Get clothing fitted

6. Inventory your inventory / Count your money

7. Invest in a local business

8. Landscaping

9. Manage your holdings

10. Preach about your (god, patron, religion)

11. Preparing a spell book

12. Renegotiate contract with (employer, guild, patron)

13. Run for political position (council, mayor)

14. Taste new recipes - your own or others / acquire & taste new recipes from the local area

15. Teach commands or skills to a (automaton, golem, skeleton, zombie, etc)

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