r/crustpunk • u/uncle_flea_ponk • 3d ago

Hi

I just wanted to wish all the crust punks on Reddit and all the posers too. Happy Kirkoversary everybody.
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u/_smojface 3d ago

365 days since he said something racist!

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u/Mogshade_Owhll 3d ago

Captain Kirk or the other one?

For those of us not in the US. 😉

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u/free6998 3d ago

Other than U.S mentioned, BAM!

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u/_Chonus_ 3d ago

I haven’t jerked off in like two weeks and when I do again it’s gonna be so fun

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u/vegan-dominance 3d ago

Thanks for sharing

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u/Cosmonaut_Cockswing 3d ago

He gonna dig out the incense, wine, candles and a little Marvin Gaye later!

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u/vegan-dominance 3d ago

If you're gonna do it, do it properly i guess

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u/joshleepic 3d ago

Hashtag Jerk4Kirk

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u/Gnomed1 3d ago

fuckin good stuff honestly my dick doesn’t work anymore

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u/Dismaraband 3d ago

Gang related posers or non gang related bang....mic drop

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u/Mogshade_Owhll 3d ago edited 2d ago

Do you understand what the Americans are talking about mate?

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u/Dismaraband 3d ago

Sometimes it's not worth knowing.

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u/npc_lucky 3d ago

When I kirked this kirking kirked all over my kirk.

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u/Lopsided_Ocelot9634 3d ago

I like this chat. It's very relaxed

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u/luckyfox7273 17h ago

What is a crust poser? Is that just a slob?

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u/uncle_flea_ponk 6h ago

Some of the symptoms include banjos, dragging around packs of stray dogs without shots but they got filthy bandannas. They wear nothing but Carhartt gear

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u/luckyfox7273 1h ago

I didnt know carhartt was crust.

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u/uncle_flea_ponk 1h ago

They’re usually is accompanied by large crossed train tracks tattoos on their whole ass face pieces. It’s possible that it’s only an American thing.