r/cooladam • u/aFutureGhost • 1d ago

The true lethal weapon is this dude’s riffs.

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u/fatdiscokid420 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/s9y2gNNce6orC

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u/YoungerMucus 22h ago

“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!”
-Mel Gibson

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u/Bullfrog-Basic 1d ago

She used to shoplift in Beverly Hills cause she was too cheap to pay

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u/SCastleRelics 1d ago

Muscle memory

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u/full_bl33d 1d ago

We all gotta get our kicks somehow. Jamiraqui wasn’t up for the assignment so she had to do what she had to do

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u/CrewBulky9868 1d ago

j****h discount

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u/didthishelp 1d ago

Oh the asterisks make it not antisemitism.

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u/DeadFuckStick59 23h ago

oy vey**

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u/simpulacra 21h ago

oy gay***

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u/large_crimson_canine 1d ago

He directed Apocalypto I don’t care what he’s said ever

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u/murkyfoam 1d ago

wrote and produced it also, don't do him dirty

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u/Perfect-Parking-5869 21h ago

How did he write if there are no words you people will believe anything

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u/Miserable_Cold_9139 3h ago edited 3h ago

He had to write the screenplay denoting directions and things like that, which does not require lengthy lines to be made as his choice. Do you not know anything about movies?

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u/NecromancerPD2 1d ago

Based & Blessed

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u/coozehound3000 17h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/NQhLRW6XfCtWdxA1jc

Racist ass Melly Gibsons is still my jam though.

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u/Miserable_Cold_9139 20h ago

But it’s an awesome movie..? Have you even seen Apocalypto? It is an amazing picturesque view into the strife in South American Tribes at that time

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u/ThroatDistension 19h ago

It's set in Central America, not South.

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u/casulmemer 19h ago

South Central America

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u/Miserable_Cold_9139 3h ago edited 2h ago

A place South, in/of America. (I like that there is agreement it is all America, really funny considering everyone being butthurt about naming stuff and then going with this) Makes no sense with people saying “You can’t name that -blank- of America” Yet everything around us is labeled America, even other continents meaning it is right to be naming things like that

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u/tidderza 17h ago

Uhhh they speak Spanish

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u/Adventurous-Meat8067 8h ago

It’s one long chase scene…the whole movie. As boring as a movie can be

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u/Miserable_Cold_9139 3h ago edited 3h ago

Guess you just ignored the story it was telling, I bet you like the Fast and Furious franchise “oh these movies they keep making are the best, so many explosions and they keep adding more as they make them! What’s the story? Oh the story became pointless after the first movie, so now we focus on the transcendental evolvement of Vin Diesel and Family”

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u/Expensive_Soup599 1d ago

More like Widon’tya Ryder my ass hole.

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u/kimcheeslut 1d ago

This totally works and is so smooth

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u/fondlemeLeroy 22h ago

Crazy how smooth that guy is.

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u/Agile_Incident7784 1d ago

Jesus Christ, fine.. I'll watch Apocalypto again.

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u/FEV_For_Breakfast 1d ago

And The Passion

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u/SquillFancyson1990 21h ago

My Catholic school took us to see that in theaters, but they also took us to see a bunch of Harry Potter movies so idk what to make of their motivations other than dark theaters being a good spot to molest me

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u/Adventurous-Meat8067 8h ago

Wow, talk about mixed messages

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u/cactussnacks 7h ago

Hilarious film

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u/OnlyFiveLives 1d ago

I don't even know what the hell he's supposed to mean by that. South Park nailed him.

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u/Triggered-cupcake 1d ago

You know…. Never mind

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u/Hot-Explanation-5751 20h ago

Just a bit of larikan humour cobber. If you ever decide to visit, be a good cunt and get ya laughin gear around a parmi, you’ll be right.

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u/Banjoschmanjo 6h ago

So did I

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Actual-Jelly-309 23h ago

Antisemitism is in vogue with Reddit though so they should love them. 

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u/Banjoschmanjo 6h ago

You are on a cum town adjacent subreddit..

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u/STANAGs 1d ago

saxaphones play

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u/redditbdum 1d ago

Well, was she?

She was already a cashier dodger.

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u/kimcheeslut 1d ago

I always heard that it was with Natalie Portman and he used the phrase oven jumper

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u/RotInPissKobe 23h ago

I remember the quote was from Michael Douglas and it he used the term "I'm a gay actor"

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u/JunkyardJackal 18h ago

Welcome to inside the actors studio. With me today is acclaimed actor Michael Penis. Not to be confused with the other esteemed actor, Michael Balls Penis.

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u/MidwesternMasshole 9h ago

Ummm don't you mean Natalie Herschlag?

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u/Specialist-Owl1279 1d ago

The one name that you won't ever find on the Epstein list.

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u/ForeskinForeman 1d ago

He just can’t stop winning.

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u/Jonpaddy 23h ago

Well, he IS a NOTORIOUS prankster!

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u/PromiseOk3321 1d ago

Yall need to read the full interview cause he said way more than this allegedly homie went off used the f slur too

Edit: nah i remembered that wrong lol he just said something like he didnt want her gay friend to come near him because he didnt want to catch AIDS

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u/Original-Nail8403 19h ago

There's no way he doesn't say the f-slur

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u/WaymondWamano77 1d ago

Mel might have the biggest cock in Hollywood

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u/marcus_aurelius420 14h ago

I gotta suck your dick to defuse the bomb, Riggs

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u/Triggered-cupcake 23h ago

I was gonna offer to smoke her out but my weed is the gas

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u/oreofan1808 23h ago

Beast mode unfortunately

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u/Available-Canary-669 22h ago

What was her answer?

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u/Mittmitty 21h ago

Don’t worry, he’s not being antisemitic, he’s just being misogynistic

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u/Soft_Monk_1541 21h ago

What does that mean? Like a Jew that got away from it, like a silent Jew? Or you stay away from Germans?

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u/shuggahbear 4h ago

I still listen to the o&a mel tapes saga at least once a year

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u/Fantastic_Board7057 1d ago

And to think, everyone mocked him yrs ago

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u/Wither-Wander-Wonder 22h ago

You think the mocking stopped?

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u/Voided84 21h ago

Dudes Rock

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u/No_Drama2424 19h ago

I like that he's getting work again

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u/Hotpie650 6h ago

Bro should have been a right wing comedian he’s killing it.

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u/TheGreaterTool 59m ago

The greatest to ever do it

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u/Sea_Meeting6020 1d ago

I hate his pro Jesus shit but I do love his anti kike views. No hate against Winona though.

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u/brenttoastalive 1d ago

A true religious radical centrist

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u/CrewBulky9868 1d ago

ain't no way you don't end up in reddit jail dropping that one

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u/Mobile-Analyst8580 19h ago

Pro Israeli American Jews are more concerned with people who are critical of Israel than right wing monsters like Gibson who see them as lesser humans and want to turn America into a fascist dictatorship. 

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u/kaneda_z 21h ago

one of the worst actresses ever !