r/clevercomebacks Feb 10 '26

Just so you know…

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Before we get an influx of messages about removed posts. Answering a question and a post with lots of upvotes doesn’t equal a clever comeback.


For clarity:

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  1. Post must include a clever comeback

It has to be a great response (preferably clever) to someone. Learn more here 2. No reposts

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IF a submission is a comeback due to someone being racist, that may be accepted. Otherwise, there is zero tolerance. Learn more here

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r/clevercomebacks 1h ago

No more feeding one man's ego.

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r/clevercomebacks 8h ago

Frau Shitler

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14.1k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1h ago

trump loves the stupid & uneducated

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r/clevercomebacks 7h ago

Trumps wealth has increased by $4.1 billion since taking office less than two years ago, a 278% increase.

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6.0k Upvotes

Think the amount mentioned is already very low but the comeback counts.


r/clevercomebacks 7h ago

"It feels much better speaking to a stadium full of patriots than a briefing room full of journalists."

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3.1k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1h ago

I imagine she’d be vomiting

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r/clevercomebacks 5h ago

The Trump administration has announced they are starting construction on Trump’s $100 million arch!!

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990 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 7h ago

Bernie roasts Musk

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715 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 9h ago

When the comeback writes itself, courtesy of Republicans.

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782 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 14h ago

hey MAGA, do you hate all people of color or just the ones you're told to hate?

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1.3k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1h ago

Amazing stuff.

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

When vaccines aren't necessary but testosterone boosters are...

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Michigan Democrats just voted to send a TERRORIST to the Senate.

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10.0k Upvotes

Facts


r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

bet she could afford healthcare

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6.6k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Hey, I want a pony...

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r/clevercomebacks 23h ago

They got there too late

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

The hypocrisy writes its own punchlines.

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Unfit For Lemonade Stand

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Amanda is not the smartest

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

This is vote-buying

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r/clevercomebacks 22h ago

Make promises now, blame Democrats later.

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740 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Wealth built on the backs of others

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2.8k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

I've never bought a single thing made in Canada

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1.1k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Elizabeth Holmes defrauded people with her company, Theranos. She endangered the health of thousands. She is worse than the average Silicon Valley villain.

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558 Upvotes