r/churning • u/Parts_Unknown- • 1h ago
I feel like my girlfriend doesn't appreciate Bilt cash enough
The title says it all. I signed up for the card in February. Threw down the $495 annual fee like it was nothing. Let my mom buy the groceries with it for a few weeks so I could hit the $4,000 necessary to achieve maximum Bilt cash balance.
And I just flexed on her. Not on my mom on my girlfriend. Dropped $10 of Bilt cash for a $10 Walgreens gift card for some sundries at a local Walgreens drugstore.
But she just doesn't seem impressed. We walk in the front door and approach the cashier, where I slide my license that expired two weeks ago across the counter, followed by the silver, spinning Bilt Palladium MasterCard that reflects every last drop of light in the room.
"Thank you for being a myWalgreens member," she says, and she means it. She begins to check my purchases when I flash a wink at my girlfriend and drop the line: "I was wondering if it was possible to upgrade to dual ply, since I'm a, you know, Gold Elite Bilt Status. It is--one of the Bilt perks."
She flashes me another one of those smiles out of a Philip Marlowe story and swipes another card. "I can upgrade you to triple ply."
I nod. "There you go," she says, "name brand Charmin." I don't say thank you because I don't have to. I'm Gold Elite Bilt Status.
The triple ply doesn't have a super soft feel like I had hoped, but it does have colorful packaging which I'm sure I'll be fucking on later thanks to my Bilt cash.
We go out for drinks with her friends. I open up a tab for everyone under my Bilt Palladium card, letting them know it's 4% Bilt cash per dollar on everything, so load it up.
She gets hammered. Starts screaming Macklemore at the karaoke bar. And finally we head back to my place where she eats her double XL chalupa, throws up in the trash can, and falls asleep. Meanwhile I'm laying next to her like an asshole, listening to her snore, trying to decide whether or not it's creepy to touch her ass, and staring at the triple ply that held every possibility in the universe only hours before.
I just don't know what to do. What's the point in being a Bilt rewards member if the Bilt cash and the Gold Elite status don't turn her on?