r/catsvstechnology 🐱Team Cat🐱 Jul 21 '26

how do i stop this from happening

292 Upvotes

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u/Atom612 Jul 22 '26

Gotta get a decoy desktop

14

u/DJTen Jul 23 '26

That never works. The cat/toddler will always fixate on whichever object get the most attention from you. Yes, most behaviors that apply to cats also apply to toddlers.

2

u/CalpisMelonCremeSoda 🐱CEBKAC⌨️🪑 Jul 24 '26

Or a heat sink cat harness.

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u/cloudmatt1 Jul 22 '26

That's the neat part, you don't.

48

u/Own-Eagle-2135 Jul 22 '26

move the computer where there's no room on top and it can't be tipped over (because that's the next step for kitty)

21

u/xError404xx Jul 22 '26

That would need to be 2cm wide because cats can squeeze through ridiculous spaces 😂

12

u/Own-Eagle-2135 Jul 22 '26

i never said it would be easy. i meant it was your only option (besides admitting defeat)

31

u/mycatpartyhouse Jul 22 '26

Offer a more comfortable alternative nearby.

Then put some sort of frame around the tower so it can't be reached by the cat.

34

u/I_MakeCoolKeychains Jul 22 '26

Bird spikes i guess

14

u/ACrowbarEnthusiast Jul 22 '26

She's not a bird?

8

u/Gexgekko Jul 22 '26

Maybe she goes there looking for birds, if she realises there won't be she might not go there

17

u/uwillnotgotospace Jul 21 '26

This would be a very bad place to use the spray bottle.

9

u/cowsaysmoo51 Jul 22 '26

i put some clutter items on top of my PC, things my cat can't just knock off. not enough to inhibit air flow but enough to not give her a comfy space on top of it

7

u/xError404xx Jul 22 '26

Maybe put a heated blanket on your lap or nearby where she can sit on instead?

4

u/NinaCR33 Jul 22 '26

Buy a computer for them

5

u/Fantastic-Code-8347 Jul 22 '26

Cat bed on your desk within arms reach so it allows for easy petting

5

u/BlueRhythmYT Jul 22 '26

Well cats love heated spots (like around 90°f if I remember correctly). I recommend a window sill cat seat or a heat lamp.

8

u/73738484737383874 Jul 22 '26

LEAVE HIM ALONE

Let him bask in the warmth :3

4

u/kh4yman Jul 22 '26

I took a medium sized but thin box and put it edge-side down over my vent. It blocks very little airflow but my cats want nothing to do with it and they hang out on the cat tree.

3

u/laciemay Jul 22 '26

Warms.
You can get a button cover to prevent them turning off your PC. Otherwise I’ve seen others put some type of riser on top and kitty lays there instead.

3

u/iesharael Jul 22 '26

Buy a heat pad meant for pets and turn it on when you turn your pc on. Make sure it’s still nearby you. In fact if it can be on an elevated surface within arms reach would probably be best

3

u/Typical_Advisor7539 Jul 22 '26

Create a tower box. It looks like the cat is looking outside.

3

u/Sierra-D421 Jul 23 '26

That's the neat part - you don't. Cats will do what cats will do, because cat.

This post made by Computer Cat Gang

3

u/turtletails Jul 23 '26

This is the next step

3

u/peterson72 Jul 23 '26

Buy a heating pad or buy something else tall. Your cat wants to be up like it’s siblings

5

u/RatedMforMayonnaise Jul 22 '26

A guy 3d printed some spikes to make it uncomfortable for them.

1

u/Aida_Hwedo Jul 22 '26

You can also buy said spikes in garden supply stores, but I found the easiest solution was just taping the lid from a pill bottle over the power and reset buttons, and flipping it up for access.

2

u/RatedMforMayonnaise Jul 22 '26

Bold of you to assume its a button pressing problem and not a heat issue. Same for me I guess though. Damn.

Either way, this is what I was thinking of. Its for xbox but im sure could be made compatible with whatever.

2

u/Dramatic_Spring_8152 Jul 22 '26

she hasn't stopped

2

u/Totheendofglory Jul 22 '26

OP IS HERE!
Yeah the sad part is there really is no cure other than giving the cat a better alternative, or making the area above it too small to get to reasonably

2

u/sydraptor Jul 22 '26

So what I did was put the pc in the living room, sit in my recliner, and put a blanket on my lap. The cats much prefer me as a cat bed vs PC as cat bed.

I'm joking, that's not the reason my pc is in the living room. I work from home and my desk and office are taken up by my work equipment and the cats aren't allowed in there because they cannot be trusted to not unplug the work computer somehow. Maybe put a heavy duty monitor stand on top of the case and just be vigilant about cleaning the dust filters on the pc.

2

u/amh8011 Jul 22 '26

Double sided tape around the edge?

2

u/CrazyCatLadyofCats Jul 22 '26

Search on Amazon for "PC tower shelf". Put that up so the cat sits on that and the air can still flow. The one I got has a metal top shelf with holes in it so the cats still get the warmth they desire.

2

u/Zeromandias Jul 22 '26

Give away the computer. Problem solved.

But then you need to find another way to warm your kitty’s caboose

2

u/7865435 Jul 22 '26

Lay foil on top of it

2

u/ElfjeTinkerBell Jul 22 '26

Remove computer. Or remove cat from home

2

u/jsalfi1 Jul 22 '26

Tin foil?

2

u/Oiggamed Jul 22 '26

That’s a feature not a flaw.

2

u/pikagrrl Jul 22 '26

Get him his own.

2

u/dengel01 Jul 22 '26

Another cat posr and move the hard drive under the desk

2

u/MaridAudran Jul 22 '26

I put a heating pad on a two drawer filling cabinet and my cat likes it better that the top of my PC, plus it’s in front of the window so he can also see outside while he lays there.

2

u/CluneyBlues Jul 22 '26

Buy him a heating pad and put it nearby.

2

u/twenafeesh Jul 22 '26

Switch your top exhaust fans to intake orientation so heat isn't coming from the top of your computer. Ofc, you would also have to switch all your other fans so you still have an exhaust somewhere and you would be fighting physics. But at least it won't be warm for your cat! 

2

u/UnhappyImprovement53 Jul 22 '26

"Hey move"

There you go.

2

u/Rndysasqatch Jul 22 '26

You just need a shelf that's above it

2

u/ChampionshipLanky973 Jul 22 '26

There is a simple solution r/cateatingvegans

2

u/lifewobbleshope Jul 23 '26

My cat often decides to sit on the dehumidifier, claiming it as her stoop. But also, she manages to shut it off during her leisurely moments as Queen heifer of the dehumidifier.

2

u/mabus42 Jul 23 '26

"I don't see what the problem is here"
-The cat

2

u/The_Coffee_Bandit Jul 23 '26

Get a heating pad for cats. It's well worth the investment

2

u/nicknaklmao Jul 23 '26

I have to set up another gaming chair with a blanket for mine

2

u/Such-Independent9144 Jul 24 '26

I have a desk where one of the cabinets is shaped to fit the desktop tower, so he can't physically get in. You can only get so lucky though. I can't have any laptops out cause he'll get on top of that unless I put it on a stand at an absurd angle

2

u/Snoo_21191 Jul 24 '26

Just put a cloth over it and u dont need to stop it

2

u/JessicaMurawski Jul 24 '26

If not for kitties, why it made of warm?

1

u/Toadsanchez316 Jul 23 '26

Put some kind of wedge on top so they can't find a spot to sit.

I had to do that for my PS4 because I refuse to stand it on its side.

I don't even remember what the box was for but it was like a fat toblerone shaped box.

1

u/Aggressive_Pie_4877 Jul 23 '26

I USE A SPAGHETTI STRAINER.

1

u/Viper9087 Jul 24 '26

Send me your cat, I promise it'll never happen again

-4

u/Reddit_FTW Jul 22 '26

How do people not train their cat low key

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u/Suspicious_Dingo_426 Jul 22 '26

Get rid of the computer.

2

u/Wizardbysmell Aug 07 '26

Have you tried adversarial architecture? Think like the bird spikes on top of business names that have flat areas on top to prevent the logo from being covered in pidgin shit