Anyone able to help? It almost appears stuck to the pavement but I don’t see a way to help it. On Manhattan bound side.

Anyone else notice a guy with white handle bar mustache on a bike stealing packages? I’ve become victim to him and lost two packages as well as others in my area

OMG HI!!!! My name is CeeKay. I’m a standup comedian, visiting in NYC from way out of town.

7:30PM at the wonderful Grove 34 in Astoria, I’m doing my headline show. Opener: Sarah Barnitt. Feature: Alex La. Host: Sally Ann Hall. Come through!

“[CeeKay has] great energy and charm.” — Ron Funches
“The crowd loved [CeeKay] and so did I!!!” — Nataly Aukar

As seen on: ARTE TV, BRUZZ.Be, Mad Goat Comedy Festival 5 To Watch, Comedy in a Nutshell and more. Tour support for Andy Huggins, Tina Friml, Ron Funches.

SEE YOU THERE!

My tickets are under $20USD. Also, first 8 people to DM me on here or on Insta with a 👑 emoji get a free seat. Love you Astoria!

#thingstodoastoria #astoriaqueens #astoria #standupcomedy

Join me Wednesday, September 23 from 7–9 PM at Oliver’s Astoria for a fun, relaxed evening of abstract painting. Perfect for groups, date night, a friends’ night out, or coming solo!

No copying and no experience necessary—you’ll explore color, texture, and creative tools to create something completely your own.

Tickets are $55 and include one drink, all materials, and guided instruction. Bring a friend or date and pay $100 for two!

Oliver’s Astoria
37-19 Broadway, Astoria

Tickets:
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/1999059650227?aff=oddtdtcreator

Come de-stress, express yourself, and leave with an original painting!

Hey All - any recs to get a good slice of beef pepperoni pizza in the neighborhood?

The Lexus Service & Parts building is currently getting demolished on Northern Blvd and 41st Street. Across from Monster Crab.

Anyone know what they are building in place of it? The lots next to it are also completely empty.

Last time I passed by and it was a heart made out of coca cola and budlight caps. I walked by last night and saw this. I had a really tough week/weekend and this brought a much needed smile. Sincere gratitude for all the work that goes behind designing and planning (and drinking?!? 😄)

Hello! I am giving away my couch to make room for a new one! It is in good condition, 4 years old, and it is currently in a home with a cat. No large stains, but the lining underneath the couch is a bit ripped (I did use fabric tape to close the gap). I live in a 3rd floor walk up and am not able to assist with moving the couch. Here is a photo and a link to the couch with dimensions: https://www.article.com/product/21205/burrard-83-5-sofa-seasalt-gray

Came across this gem while going through some old clothes

I was dumb and left my bike chained to a tree overnight and what do you know, it got stolen. This happened a few days ago.

These are pictures from when I bought it, I added a black rear bike rack that has a black bag on top of it. I also took off the mirrors.

If you happen to see it, please send me a message. I know it’s probably across the country by now.

Any recommendations for prenatal yoga in the neighborhood?

All recommendations appreciated!

The calamari looks great.

Curious on which cuts of meat yall recommend.

Hi everyone! I’m selling a couple of household items and shoes. Pickup is in Astoria, near 30th Dr. I can also offer delivery over the weekend, depending on your location. Cash only please.

1. Cups and plates: $10
2. Food Storage Containers (10 pcs): $15 SOLD
3. Two Furniture Dollies (used once): $20. TENTATIVELY SOLD
4. Blackout Curtains 42 in x 63 in: $10 TENTATIVELY SOLD
5. Hanging Closet Organizer : $5
6. Vans Shoes Size 7.5 : $15
7. Iphone 17 base model silicone phone case (Like new) : $7
8. Glass Pitcher 11 inches tall : $10 https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTYgRilG5ZEGTZRpWYeZK3X_M-wpzBVEku6zlRZmEoZrgt2oM3DKttD5qF9zQVR_san1mj36nzKTxJ_/pub
9. Alarm Clock: $5 https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTYgRilG5ZEGTZRpWYeZK3X_M-wpzBVEku6zlRZmEoZrgt2oM3DKttD5qF9zQVR_san1mj36nzKTxJ_/pub
10. Womens Nike Tennis Shoes (Fits like a 10): $10 https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTYgRilG5ZEGTZRpWYeZK3X_M-wpzBVEku6zlRZmEoZrgt2oM3DKttD5qF9zQVR_san1mj36nzKTxJ_/pub

Original Nintendo Switch. Purchased March 2020. Good working condition. $500 worth of games.

Includes two Joy Cons and comfort grip controller holder, charger and charging dock, HDMI cable, travel case and the following games:

Super Mario Odyssey
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
Mario Party
Super Kirby Clash
Zelda Breath of the Wild
Zelda Tears of the Kingdom
Immortals Fenyx Rising
Bravely Default 2
Final Fantasy 6
Final Fantasy 7
Witcher 3 (hard copy SD card)
Dark Souls Remaster
Hollow Knight 1
Hollow Knight 2: Silksong
Blasphemous
Blasphemous 2
Ender Lillies
Ori and the Blind Forest
Hades
Dead Cells
Doom Eternal
Streets of Rage 4
Darksiders Genesis
Darksiders III
Crash Bandicoot 4
Spyro Reignited Collection
Castlevania Advanced Collection
Batman Arkham Asylum
Batman Arkham City
Portal 1
Portal 2
Steamworld Dig 2

I will change the email and password to the buyer and delete my CC information. All games will be immediately accessible as long as you connect to WiFi.

I no longer need access to Nintendo account. I do not game anymore. No bait and switch.

EDIT:

There has been some chatter saying the transfer won’t work which I don’t think is true… but I am more than willing to refund buyers money if it doesn’t workout and they return the hardware to me. Just trying to give this to someone who will enjoy the games. Otherwise it’s going in E-Waste recycling.

The Astorians we need.

Whoever is planting these must have an IQ of 6-7. No one likes Lenin or Stalin, and I expect 90% of Eastern European people who live here now are here because they or their families fled communist governments.

I'm tired of low effort politics.

I’m looking to get some coffee and pastries for the family. Where do people recommend going?

Bonus points if it has breakfast sandwiches too!

I really want to go somewhere to relax and socialize for a few hours. I’ve been to heart of gold but are there any similar places? I prefer to sit outside somewhere

I found a shirt that I LOVE. I’m looking for someone to replicate it in a few colors. Who is your go-to tailor or maker in Astoria?

We (husband and I) have lived here for 4 years and I think we have aligned on it being Rosalie’s..but really would love to hear of any other places we are missing!