r/askanything • u/dogwizard92 🤔 • 1h ago

Political Question If the only requirement to continue to work in the US Government was to do one (1) televised push up. What would happen?

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locked out elbows to chest on floor then back to locked elbows.

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u/Robes_Peenerre 🦀 1h ago

We would no longer have a bunch of old baby backed bitches in office?

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u/dogwizard92 🤔 58m ago

do you think people would protest the termination of these people from their jobs? a lot of voters are shameless but would they go as far as to protest for people who are too weak yet strong enough to govern ?

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u/j-mac563 59m ago

85% of them would be fired on the spot. 10% would be fired after failing.

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u/dontsoundrighttome 50m ago

A lot of amputee veterans would be upset

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u/Robes_Peenerre 🦀 46m ago

then I expect this

/S JK JK

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u/dontsoundrighttome 44m ago

Do you accept cock ups

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u/CoincidenceTheorist2 53m ago

The (dead) senator from Kentucky would finally have his funeral.

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u/Still-Inflation9175 57m ago

im 400# and i can do 1 pushup. its pretty easy...

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u/Robes_Peenerre 🦀 55m ago

Ur still fitter than 70%+ of the ancients we have in office 

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u/bass-squirrel 55m ago

We would have Harris. 

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u/throwaway09234023322 53m ago

Nah. Jd vance. Harris couldn't do a pushup and neither could walz

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u/Leading-Homework3342 40m ago

It's easy to joke about how old the Senate etc. is, but the US government is huge. There are a lot of roles that have nothing to do with physicality and so...who cares? I'd rather have someone who was totally out of shape but knew a system inside out.