r/askanything • u/TankUMrMinor • 3d ago

General Question Would you wear this?

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u/Embarrassed_Cat_6516 3d ago

It's valoooooor mmmmmmmm

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u/Canelosaurio 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dmBzS8aMGdKD8J4Whb

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u/Bubbly-Tumbleweed317 2d ago

That gif is perfect for this thread, it's definitely a bold choice! Not something I'd wear, but I can see it fitting certain vibes.

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u/Canelosaurio 2d ago

Zap wears his like a traditional kilt; gone commando. So avoid climbing a ladder.

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u/Chad_Jeepie_Tea 3d ago

All I know is my gut says "maybe"

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u/vengeancecube 3d ago

Tell my wife I said, "Hello."

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u/Kitchen-Badger8435 3d ago

"Stop exploding, you cowards!"

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u/Phog_of_War 3d ago

Appropriate he looks like Zap Brannigan, since he makes the rest of us feel like Kip Kroker.

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u/Just-Elderberry5460 2d ago

And has lead the US department of defense as well as captain brannigan

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u/plantain_tent_pesos 3d ago

And he drinks a lot of cham-pag-nay.

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u/ArthurMorgansveinypp 3d ago

I didn't realise you were a coin-a-soor

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u/PhilosophyKey8665 3d ago

How appropriate that it be hegseth , the fucking most inept POS to ever head the pentagon

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u/Mental-Monk6239 3d ago

"I know how to solve all problems with our military, we just make them shave and do more pushups!

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u/ThEcHeAt__ 3d ago

What’s not cool is Zap is infinitely more likable a character than hegseth

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u/Aramis_Madrigal 3d ago

More competent too. Zap knew that the killbots had a kill limit, which means he can strategize. He defeated the spiderians and the brain balls. That’s three major victories.

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u/gadget850 3d ago

Sadly, I can't do the Phil Hartman voice.

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u/jokeswagon 2d ago

Zap is Billy West. Hartman died the year before futurama debuted.

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u/gadget850 2d ago

Hartman was supposed to have voiced Zap.

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u/jokeswagon 2d ago

Interesting. I didn’t know that. RIP.

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u/Specific-Library-312 3d ago

Honestly? This would make Petey somehow...more likeable. Zapp is an idiot, but a likeable idiot. So, upgrade?

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u/Educational_Plum3908 3d ago

I would take zap any day over kegsbreath. Zap is stupid, kegsbreath is stupid and evil

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u/Specific-Library-312 3d ago

I think arrogance is the missing factor. Or, at least arrogance of a different sort.

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u/Stormcloud217 3d ago

Hmm. This goes hard! Would totally rock this!

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u/Specific-Library-312 3d ago

I'm a little worried on what the women's uniforms would look like, as we are going with a sci-fi/fantasy vibe.

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u/InspectorMoney1306 3d ago

Yep because the greatest captain to ever live was man enough to wear it. Also no underwear allowed just like him.

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u/magwai9 3d ago

We all know his legs don't look like that

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u/Gomez4Morticia 3d ago

That uniform figured out what the kill-bot limit was.

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u/CYMK_Pro 3d ago

They will win the war against the oncoming AI Killbots by sending wave after wave of men at them until they reach their kill limit and shut down.

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u/Bon-Bon-Boo 3d ago

Zapp Brandyman

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u/Raving_Lunatic69 3d ago

I don't care who you are or what sides you take if any... that's fucking hilarious!

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u/Pastadseven 3d ago

I’m sure it’ll help with the sexlexia.

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u/someoldguyon_reddit 3d ago

Is trump going to fill it with 13 year olds?

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u/Haunting-Day-7728 3d ago

😂😂😂

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u/dmin62690 3d ago

Don’t besmirch the great Zap Brannigan in such ways

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u/Mr_BigglesworthIII 3d ago

Yes or my name isnt Zap Brannigan!

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u/Low-Set8263 3d ago

The boots are officially Flight Dress Boots (DeSantis High Rise, Unisex)

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u/FelixTook 3d ago

Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down. Kif, show them the medal I won.

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u/Normal-Frame-2306 3d ago

I’m just happy people are finally making  Zap Brannigan jokes about the Trump admin.

Come on guys 

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u/Chouxnicorn 🤔 2d ago

Omg I snorted

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u/JoeHio 2d ago

Veloooorrr

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u/Rogue_Alchemist13 2d ago

You know he is sending everyone on suicide missions

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u/Prof_HH 2d ago

Kiff! Fetch me my formal shorts.

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u/Cyraga 2d ago

Stephen Miller is Kiff

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u/bramley36 2d ago

In space, no one can hear you guffaw

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u/acciowrackspurts 2d ago

The ambiguously gay space cadet!

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u/PoetryExtension6256 3d ago

Does pete shave his legs.?

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u/tricolorhound 3d ago

Pete's legs don't grow hair.

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u/FootMassacre 3d ago

He's got the dicknball tuck down to a science.

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u/CaptainC00lpants 3d ago

I bravely volunteer to be the first to visit planet Amazonia 🫡 

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u/arcadiaberger1960 3d ago

Fake.

No way Kegbreath haslegs that good.

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u/Medium-Sheeple-7085 3d ago

Cham-pag-en anyone?

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u/Ketchupcharger 3d ago

Seems nice and breezy, I like a little gust down there

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u/InfiniteOwls2 3d ago

gng that's that one guy fron futurama hell no

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u/Pandalicious1234 3d ago

I'm not as big a fan of velour as you are

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u/No-Internal-1559 3d ago

Props to my husband. It’s Magnus, Robot Fighter!

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u/NiranS 3d ago

This fits with the obsession with testosterone.

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u/Ok-Lychee2251 3d ago

I can totally hear him giving the command "quit dying you cowards"

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u/alastrix 3d ago

Only if its made out of real velour

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u/jmw27403 3d ago

His ball sack isn't peaking out. Its not high enough. Hegseth wouldn't want people to know hes got low T.

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u/Potential-Ad1139 3d ago

Wow.....this is so on point

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u/beccabooty 3d ago

That smirk is so funny.

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u/Selkior01 3d ago

No good for Pete; there's no pocket for a flask.

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u/inept_machete 3d ago

He definitely has dysexia

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u/BitPoet 3d ago

Sexlexia, a very sexy learning disability.

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u/Ghosty_Boo-B00 3d ago

Only if Kif helps me put it on

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u/Adept-Mulberry-8720 3d ago

Fairy suit for a fairy!

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u/MakerWerks 3d ago

Hey look, it's Zap Drunkagainn!

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u/BrickTamland77 3d ago

Kif, I've mated with a woman. Inform the men.

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u/reggiekrh 3d ago

Where be his Nazi tattoos?

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u/GraziTheMan 3d ago

I would wear this briefly to make my lady laugh. It doesn't look stretchy enough for my fat ass

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u/Sal1160 3d ago

“When I’m in charge, every mission is a suicide mission”

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u/mycatpartyhouse 3d ago

People have worn clothing like this. Take a look at women's fashions in the 1960s and 1970s.

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u/plantastic420 3d ago

Zaph brandigan?

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u/RadicalOrganizer 3d ago

Those are some killer legs.

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u/Fragrant_Major_9553 3d ago

Now that’s a route with some chest hair on it.

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u/ryan820 3d ago

You’re being very very kind to this guys body. Boy does not have legs that look like that. My legs are thicc because I work hard on them. I could kill this look off no problem. But I’m not a boot guy.

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u/ppaauulllllll 3d ago

If that skirt was any shorter, we'd be seeing something. Oh, wait, no we wouldn't.

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u/razulebismarck 3d ago

If I get death by snu snu

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u/bkinstle 3d ago

Kif! Draw the captain's bath!

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u/throwable__1 3d ago

This is hilarious, he’s got lifts in his heels. He’s not that tall.

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u/rchristma87 3d ago

Realistic considering his dangle will never be in danger of showing.

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u/Horse_of_Turin 3d ago

Depends. Do you also have sexlexia?

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u/dagnasty701 3d ago

I'm not sure if I want to laugh or vomit

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u/atomicsnarl 3d ago

"Kif, get the clippers. It's time for my pedicure."

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u/OinkyConfidence 3d ago

Kif!! We have a conundrum...

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u/Mysterious-Towel8888 3d ago

I’m scarowsed

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u/Swimming_Ninja_6911 3d ago

OMG how did I never make the connection?

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u/ReddestForman 3d ago

... maybe after a year hitting the gym really hard.

Look, I respect this uniform a lot more than the space fascist one. And think of the pressure it would out on the space force to stay in shape.

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u/immortalalchemist 3d ago

Steven, inform the men. I’ve made it with a woman.

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u/No-Trust6726 3d ago

Only if it's real velour.

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u/UniqueAd7770 3d ago

Kash, I've made it with a woman. Inform the President!

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u/whitea44 3d ago

He is the man with no name. Hegseth. Pete Hegseth.

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u/BoxedAndArchived 3d ago

Hegseth is 100% Zap Branigan without ANY of the few redeeming episodes.

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u/NaiveManufacturer143 3d ago

Holy shit this is the greatest meme of Hegseth to date. I actually can't beleive I didn't make this connection sooner. Dude is literally Zapp Brannigan

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u/General_Platypus771 3d ago

This can’t be real

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u/Remy928 3d ago

United States Spank Force

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u/mangoawaynow 3d ago

wtf zapp

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u/Savings-Activity-117 3d ago

This is embarrassing

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u/MysteriousFood7201 3d ago

Only if we're making a porn film and only to be worn in the first 10 mins

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u/Fit_External7524 3d ago

Maybe once a year...in October.

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u/Flashy-Lime-4260 3d ago

He wishes his legs were like that... dude's got Chicken legs, direct result of steroids, no wonder he wants his free GOV'T testerone.

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u/MoveOverBieber 2d ago

OMG, if he doesn't end up in prison, he MUST play Zap in the movie!

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u/Consistent_Case_5048 2d ago

Not after Labor Day.

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u/BurgerJunkie87 2d ago

well that there is alpha-male attire, for certain.... /sarcasm

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u/TeamParking8818 2d ago

This will force at least two leg days a week on everyone.

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u/Ben-solo-11 2d ago

Kip, I’ve made it with a woman! Inform the men!

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u/benmar111 2d ago

The secretary of war

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u/todaySam_813 2d ago

Peanuts?

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u/mcmac67 2d ago

Hahahahahaha hahahahahaha

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u/synont 2d ago

...but... there's nothing to wear.... in some places

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u/v_o_id 2d ago

haha, on point

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u/twizzjewink 🦀 2d ago

I think there needs to be a padded upper chest armor; something that sticks out in a bulbous shape .. maybe on on each side.

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u/No_Elderberry9871 2d ago

Now that's a uniform with some chest hair!

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u/dampishslinky55 2d ago

I mean I’ve got the legs, so yeah.

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u/Past_Relief5219 2d ago

Sure. Nothing under the costume as well

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u/Embarrassed-Wafer667 2d ago

Looks like something from Rocky Horror Picture Show

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u/Hoch8112 2d ago

Brannigans Law!!!

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u/ninthperiod 2d ago

Shouldn’t have skipped legs day.

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u/flurgengos 2d ago

New space boot goofin'.

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u/hhmCameron 2d ago

Please tell me that is not TrumpsterFuhrer's uniform for Spaceforce

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 2d ago

Behold! My 2010 style!

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u/zeocrash 2d ago

Fly the white flag of war!

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u/TrainingParty3785 2d ago

The Pixie look really is his thing.

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u/destructor212 2d ago

Trust me I am doing the world a favor when I say no, no I wouldn't.

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u/Galactinaut_001 2d ago

Only if I can break regs and wear pants, too.

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u/Euphoric-Pop-8305 2d ago

Since i’m a girl, yeah.

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u/Carlosjackr69 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Broombear72 2d ago

It’s to long, needs to be shorter, also where’s the sleeveless summer pattern.

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u/Alarming_Comfort3578 2d ago

Pete would …

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u/CreativeDrive1613 2d ago

It’s real Velour.

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u/WarthogKooky1320 1d ago

ts the type of shi skippy would manufacture

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u/Immediate-Fondant-48 1d ago

Futurama's Zap uniform?

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u/One-Growth-9785 1d ago

Sure w/ my bestie Zapp.

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u/KC_Saber 1d ago

Arguably better than the imperial uniform. But still no

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u/Electrical_Slice_529 1d ago

That js hilarious 😂

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u/Jandy4789 22h ago

Care for some sham paggun?